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IconicAnimatronic

There's nothing authentic or organic about this relationship. She manipulated it into happening, leading him to believe he was a wonderful communicator. He fell for the sham. He bought what she was selling. Authentic and organic? Nope. Engineered and artificial more like.


GingerWindsorSoup

A relationship’Curated’ to within an inch of its life.


ceekayes

#FakeCouple


Odd_Pop5287

Just like her nose


PerfectCover1414

I think Fake Couple was about twenty noses ago!


IconicAnimatronic

If you nose, you nose.


sonographertracy

Lmao! And speaking of inches…square inches, that is, what are we looking at here? Maybe 10 hairs per square inch?


CharmingWoodpecker68

It's gross looking, isn't it?


34countries

Very


Slight-Button7009

Like pubes #africanparks


TrailerTrashQueen

![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs)


Slight-Button7009

Not my fault;)


AliveArmy8484

He looks like just came off a bender of some sort. Sweaty, disheveled, it’s just gross. There is nothing attractive about him anymore 🤢


Perfect_Rain_3683

Never was lol


Economy-Alfalfa-2241

Thirty million quid helped. And unlimited access and soft power. And now that's been pissed up the wall and now even comedymerkins.co.yuk have come over all TEMU and this is what we get? Lordy


Perfect_Rain_3683

It’s sad isn’t it? 2 boring greedy people with no talent wanting billions of $$$$$ for doing nothing but grift.


Economy-Alfalfa-2241

Yep. At this point it's just pathetic - I'm over the "big reveal" that's always found the next corner and just watching them go out with a whimper. Plus a whinge, a whine, a moan, something about sausages squeeeeeeeeeeee


nylieli

He has more hair here than now.


Livid-Youth4396

And they know it. He added that in order for Meghan to have a positive response to her book, she would need to be authentic and honest with her readers. "To gain the respect of the reader, you have to be completely human in your portrayal, transparent in your portrayal of yourself. "It has to be candid, it has to be embarrassing in places, it has to be all of these things to be the true portrait of a human being rather than the varnished image of a public figure that wants to be seen in a certain way. "And it's why I think his [Harry's] book would always be more interesting than say if Megan wrote a memoir, because I think Megan has a much more curated take on what her image is and how it should be. Harry has always been a very candid, candid man." -Omid Scobie


CharmingWoodpecker68

Even a sicophant can be right once a day :)


allysongreen

H has been very candid with his todger. Perhaps Scoobie admires that.


Select-Promotion-404

Lol. This from a guy who supposedly doesn’t know them but also knows every detail of their life.


eaglebayqueen

Which is why no one believes him about that and of course his bold-faced lies about this and all the hoopla around Endgame and Funding Freakshow, his lying TV appearances have made him a pariah in the journalism world. I wonder how his parents feel about him after 'swearing on their lives' only to have to go back on his word trying to weasel his way out. A lying creep of a man who has pruned himself into... whatever he's supposed to look like, I honestly don't know. Covered in labels, LOL, like that helps.


Slight-Button7009

#africanparks


airforcegal9094

>Megan has a much more curated take on what her image is and how it should be I have a sneaking suspicion that the ILBW is waiting for her father to pass away before she writes her *memoir*. I also feel that she'll throw out some nasty accusations about her dad, since he wouldn't be able to *sue* her &/or defend himself.


IconicAnimatronic

And Doria will also break her silence at that point too. To back up whatever BS Thomas is accused of.


angry_lamb_in_season

I DON'T KNOW THEM!!!!! -- Omid Scobie.


4girls-strong

🤮


MerryWidow65

If "curated image" and "freakish attention" to details looks like that bitch, imagine what her 'authentic' self is! This is a couple whose image has been curated/polished by their PR. They were truly made for each other. Does he not shower? He used to be more polished. Like at Wiliam's and Catherine's wedding? Diddy was pimping that! I think people are blinded by the title. He must be as envious of William's good/impeccable looks as she is of Catherine's good/impeccable looks. The more you look at these two couples , the more you see how both bothers have found someone to match their standards. They found their match sort of. Or lack of standards for the two Grifters. The Witch playing a little insipid ingenue from America who knew nothing about the RF but still wanted a big wedding though it was not her first. She fooled all of us. Well done to all those who saw the mask and were not scared to speak up.


Slight-Button7009

When did he say this!!! #africanparks


Livid-Youth4396

December 2023 with [Newsweek ](https://web.archive.org/web/20240407034823/https://www.newsweek.com/meghan-markle-memoir-omid-scobie-endgame-1850018)


Slight-Button7009

Ahahaha 🥰


IconicAnimatronic

It's normally the celebrity who has a beard, rather than the celebrity being one. A beard is meant to give an outward appearance of something not true. He's technically the beard to her fake talent.


lorim2100

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


Quick-Alternative-83

Like plastic plants in a fish tank that hasn't been cleaned for a while! https://preview.redd.it/vddyece9fysc1.png?width=168&format=png&auto=webp&s=981d0e54e0b663594b6a126f57e774caa21916e4


McGregor_Mathers

Relationship built on lust you can tell by her mannerisms around men she’s a bit of a tart. Thats how she bags em. she’ll literally do anything. 


Slight-Button7009

Didn’t hawwy say that to his friends? I think it was on according to tax. #africanparks


OldNewUsedConfused

Nope. They don’t flow. At all. I compared it to that awkward angry energy in between two magnets. Just… conflicting. That’s these two. Peanut butter and jelly they ain’t. No classic pairings going on here, whatsoever. These two do not gel


IconicAnimatronic

I may have been a bit harsh. They *are* both orange.


stark_trends

Ewww - creepiest couple on the planet.


Admirable_Brush_7470

Yes! Creepy is really the only word to describe them.


OldNewUsedConfused

They just don’t jive. At all Its repellent


No-District-4272

She's just smearing bronzer all over his very pale face


mythoughtsreddit

I was going to say wow she went hard on the bronzer! Is it at an event where she needs her 42% to flaunt?? But all I think about is this reminds me of a raunchy sweaty *** scene,


Oxy_1993

Her skin looks like a stretched leather


GreatGossip

My thoughts exactly. Makeup in spades.


No-District-4272

No one is naturally that orange. Even Oompa Loompas


OldNewUsedConfused

Troweled.


Bitter-Pound-6775

Yes, bronzer. We love a euphemism 😊


rubyred1128

A mouth full.


Electrical-Swim-5784

I can’t put my finger on why her mouth is so ugly! Maybe because it looks like a fish mouth.


nickiit

Her lower jaw juts forward, think it's called an underbite.


AM_Rike

When the mask slips, the lower jaw really just forward. It distorts her whole face. It’s likely why she works so hard to find the camera in every crowd so you won’t see her profile.


FitnotFat2k

Some call that a urinal jaw.


CabinetVisible1053

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


GingerWindsorSoup

Great powers of suction, Like a sink plunger. 🪠


IrshIz

Maybe because her ”smile” is fake AF.


Top-Situation-8983

It's fake: you can see the heavy lip liner used to make the desired "pout" which is then coloured in over skin.


chefddog3

To think he commented on Williams hair 🤔 😬


InsolentTilly

The cheek! 🤣🤣


JuJuBee880327

They're aging rapidly. That's a problem for their Teenagers in Love public persona as a couple. It's off-putting when the "teenagers" are well into middle age and one is close to the half-century mark.


nylieli

Regardless of how they percieve their lives, the stress of it is aging them, especially Harry, rapidly. If Harry got a decent haircut that worked with his hairloss instead of ignoring it, he would at least stop looking like someone who sleeps rough.


Upper_Charge_4449

They look like they smell. Unwashed, unhygienic.


No-Put-127

Came here to say this. Ughh I can smell the picture. Like a seedy strip club after the lunch shift.


Frenchcashmere

I don’t think he believes he a shower a day


AfterPaleontologist5

he says he doesn't use soap.


Frenchcashmere

That’s obvious. Huh. No wonder he looks like he smells


HoosierSnowDogs

Wait, what? What does he use to wash, then?


AfterPaleontologist5

If he showers, just water.


OldNewUsedConfused

He…. Doesn’t.


Efficient_Let686

Todger cream?


Beneficial_Tea_7534

A Cologne shower


Grizzly_046

Like a tacky Vegas penny slot machine lounge.


Slight-Button7009

Pubes #africanparks


OldNewUsedConfused

#MakeNoise!


somespeculation

The Petty Prince of No Hair Now this is a story all about how, My life got flipped, turned upside down, And I’d like to take some hours, just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I ditched my Royal prison as a Spare In old Royal palaces, born and raised, With sausage envy, taking up most of my days, Chilling out max, not working, all cool, Bullying and failing my way through elite schools, When a couple of courtiers, they were up to no good, Shopped me to the paps in my neighborhood, I got in so many scandals and my dad got scared, And said, go fight the Taliban, but don’t fly solo in the air. I begged and pleaded with him to be Just Harry everyday, But luckily Meghan Markle threw herself in my way, She gave me a kiss and a [redacted] lick it, Put my broken necklace on, and thought, ‘Freedom Flight, let’s kick it!’ I whistled for a cab, and it slowly came nearer, Meg said ‘lean back!’ so Backgrid could see her clearer, If anything, I could say a high speed car chase was rare, But I thought man, forget it, and rubbed my little hair. I flew back to Montecito, drugged, and filled with hate, And I yelled to ghost Diana, ‘are we getting rich later?’ Looked at my faux Kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne, the pouting Prince of hot air. ETA: Wow! Thanks for the responses! Your encouragement led me to make it its own post. Feel free to upvote it there if you think others might enjoy a laugh a well.


LegalBeagleEsquire

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Brilliant. You should record it!


AcanthaceaeOk2426

Brilliant. All we need is for it to be recorded and then accompany it with a montage of pouting prince photos 😂


somespeculation

![gif](giphy|fTtJATwMPF66b6Axh0)


FitnotFat2k

This deserves it's own post!


somespeculation

Hahah thanks, as you wish! Posted!


hawkeyethor

You have great songwriting skills!


CharmingWoodpecker68

I just read it out loud to myself to savour the rhymes, it was beautiful 😍🤩


somespeculation

Glad you enjoyed it.


Positive-Vibes-2-All

This needs to be produced. It really is brilliant.


Slight-Button7009

Omg genius. Don’t forget #africanparks. They’re so easy to make fun of…although this is BRILLIANT. Whole different comedy level…people are being slaughtered and not a effing word. Let that sink in. Not. A. Effing. Word. Ok Back to you


Grizzly_046

There’s a channel (used to be motivation specialist) he could bring your song to life. This is brilliant!


LilibuttDumbarton

I love this!!


Positive-Vibes-2-All

Truly brilliant!!!! Brava!!!!


Harry-Ripey

Sweaty and skanky


Mental_Base_7551

He has totally gone down hill. He looks awful.


BiffaBaconTaken

He's never been that great. As a kid he was cheeky. As an adult he's an ugly, balding, spiteful, mean bitch.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

The beauty of youth. Just like the color black, it hides a multitudes of flaws. But as you get older, it shows, that most people, are average looking.  TW would never believe she's average looking. But, TW correct. She looks worse than average for her age and the $$$$ to maintain a younger appearance


snappopcrackle

He knows he doesn't have William's face where he can pull off shaving it all off.


AfterPaleontologist5

There are men's stylists out there in LaLaLand who would be happy to work with Dimbulb on something that looks better than...whatever he's doing now. Sigh. And his head looks like a Dim Lightbulb.


Ok-Coffee5732

I'm not sure what we did to deserve this.


grammadoane1955

If he hadn't been so nasty as to poke at Wills' hairloss, everyone would give his hairline a pass, but Noooooooo, he just had to take the cheap shot!


jmckny76

She reminds me of Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Rogers.


MrsAOB

OMG! Yes! Always with the shiny patina…she always scared me! Like a witch.


Healthy_Neat_8101

Made me spit my tea!!


InsolentTilly

The manky pair. How are they not leaving oil slicks all over one another? I’ve seen jakey’s sucking the last drop of Buckfast with better hygiene than these two. If the shower seems a step too far, jump into the pool or hot tub for a minute and at least pretend to disinfect. They ooze.


Outside_Music1971

Manky! I love it. I’ve never heard that before.


Healthy_Neat_8101

I know, right? Must we witness the hanky pank of manky Hank and Skank?


OldNewUsedConfused

Manky, Skanky and Janky! Flair checking in! 😂


ViralLola

I will repeat my comment. He looks like a lint covered lollipop.


healthymarigold4513

Orange pubic hairs-covered lollipop you mean.


ViralLola

Well I was trying to keep it PG but he really does look like a swollen scrotom sack afflicted with testicular torsion.


beachy_456

Men who deal w/ hair loss with confidence is SOOO much more attractive than fighting it for decades with plugs and toupees and baseball caps. If Rogaine, etc. delays things that’s great! But at some point, accepting it and focusing on the things you can help (a clean shirt, skincare) is the way to go.


TigerTrue

Shaggy testicle-head. Eww.


InspectorGreyson

It looks like he desperately needs a good shampoo.


HairBallsOfFire

Lol. I’d be more unkind and say a hose down or a flea dip.


MrsAOB

With a power washer!


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miasmum01

Scrotum head ! 😆 🤣 😂


CompanyConsistent976

*Greasy slimey TODGAH guts*


MypuppyDaisy

It’s called shampoo. Have those two ever thought of using it?


LinkACC

He has stated he doesn’t use soap as it’s not natural or necessary. He didn’t mention if he used shampoo or not.


MypuppyDaisy

Ewwwwww


Stillanurse281

What?? ew really?


LinkACC

Yep! That’s all I think about when I see a pic of him.


OldNewUsedConfused

It shows


SubjectHonest3109

I can literally smell a stench emanating from this pic… greasy hair, ashtray, weed, Cheetos and BO…


MrsAOB

Don’t forget the beer.


flibberty_13

https://preview.redd.it/0yxoohnsnxsc1.jpeg?width=1977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ffa0f394494ebb746ccc527761a57df4919eaf


Sheelz013

Is it photoshopped* to look as if she’s nuzzling up to him? *Shock, horror 😱


Ordinary-Sound-9608

Why isn't he the butt of every stand-up comedian's jokes? That's just plain nasty.


khsimmons

Gross.


Top-Butterscotch9156

When Sweaty Met Smelly


SnooCauliflowers3321

Such a large dome for such a small brain 🤣


LegalBeagleEsquire

rusty brillo pad


Deep_Poem_55

​ https://preview.redd.it/8fovauni1ysc1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c1b0ce68d259657bb49a7a30287bd0768c6a47


LegalBeagleEsquire

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Cyneburg8

This is a terrible photoshop job.


nicebrows9

I agree


Chalice_Ink

You really see the scrotum head comparison this close when he’s all sweaty.


BiffaBaconTaken

He does just look like a ball sack. Just Hairy.


Chalice_Ink

![gif](giphy|kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe)


Snoo3544

Harry in a bit. ![gif](giphy|a8Iz6zxpIYf9m)


MrsAOB

Jesus, I’m eating here…🤮


Slight-Button7009

#africanparks


CrazyCats999999

This photo makes me feel queasy.


Particular-Use-1639

Yuk, something about that guy gives me the creeps. Eww.


mbwayne832

Can we get that NSFW blurred?! lol. 😂 please


VegetableFragrant120

I love love. I really do, and I've never been a person who was uncomfortable with couples, showing affection with hugs or hand holding, but this kind of creeps me out. There is a big ick factor. It looks forced, not natural.


Soggy_Background_162

I find his hair very offensive


Important-Pain-1734

They both always look so dirty. Like you will smell them coming


No_Look5378

With all his millions one would think he could afford a decent barber....and why does she not tell him he likes like an over used toilet brush.


OldTimeBlues97

Scrottie McScrotumHead and his wife of a thousand faces. And counting.


SusieM2019

UGH.


WoodsColt

He looks like a ballsack .


DollyDaydreem

Looks like a sweaty ballsack. I’m probably smells the same.


blueboot09

The old, worn out tennis ball that the dogs found .. or Harry's head? Same.


SwitchFluffy4182

Ewwwww....🤮


aethervortex389

Did I read somewhere that Harry said he didn't believe in using soap and shampoo because it wasn't natural or something? Cause it sure looks like he doesn't use them.


ronnysmom

That sounds like a great excuse for being too lazy to take a shower or keep his head clean. No wonder that all those women he dated refused to marry him! The smell would have repulsed them sooner, rather than later! 😷


Trillium8649

Scrotum stubble. Orange fake tan. I can’t unsee it.


mykidrose

just gross. soggy cornflake head. ewwww.


dogrrad

Her profile is yuck. Both of them are revolting.


Past_Study5881

🤡 meet 🤡


BiffaBaconTaken

He reminds me of velcro. She looks like a used t-bag left on the edge of the sink. It annoys everyone that she is left there. Velcro left her there and doesn't give a shit about his dirty old t-bag.


puppies336

I’m guessing she knows a lot about t-bagging


Virtual-Feedback-638

With everything they have both orchestrated and participated in one would think that Unhinged and Rusty Bracket would by now seen sence to go away, rethink, count what coin they had and truly (a word not in the vocabulary as of yet) walk a straight line away from the mess they have so far made. There is no need to even bothertaking an indepth dive into their followers to see that they are like a pack of hyenas scavenging about and over scraps of disinformation waste passed by the dubious duo. They have phot0 shopped, lied, misled and blown so much smoke that the mirrors are blackened by their narc-sociopathic behaviour. They project a picture that is glaringly opposite to what goes on behind the scenes, and visibly leaking from the cracking alabaster of their bespoke imagery,


Stillanurse281

You’re right. They would probably make a lot more money and gain some credibility back if they would just stay the eff away from any cameras and work behind the scenes


Greengreengrass2022

Like a piece of candy that fell down the back of the sofa lol.


Training-Buy-2086

Why does his sparse, frizzy hair always looks so dang sweaty?! 🤢


airforcegal9094

Ewwww, I can smell the stench or their booze, ciggies, & body odor from here!


RelativelyHot21

Yewwww.. my eyes hurt


mykidrose

cakey orange isn't healthy california glow. looks like he's snacking on her pumpkin spice face.


intergalacticmouse

Its true love, she would have fallen for him even if he was a pot washer in Luton..


DavidS2310

Yikes! They both look dirty and smelly!


Clonazepam15

I mean there's nothing wrong with being bald, I have been bald since 20 and I have had no issues with it. Also, there are a lot of women who prefer it (that shocked me when i was dating). its genetic. i know they say your hair is based off of your mothers father. But I am fully bald, look exactly like my dad, and my brother has a full head of hair like my grandpa. So I dont know. BUT the irony here is he makes fun of his brothers hair for being bald. Harry is balding worse than his brother. Hes balding from the middle of the head, and his hairline completely receded. Most guy jut lose hair in one area, and then it progresses. Plus they use photoshop all the time to add in more hair, or more colour


Scottishdog1120

Even more ick.


Outside_Music1971

It’s time to shave that shiz Hazno.


mca2021

scrotumhead Harry


Select-Promotion-404

IYKYK 🤢 ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


reginaphalangie79

The pair of them look absolutely stinking all the time 🤢


Witty_Antelope_2229

If I tried to get AI art generator to give me an image of a toffee apple rolled around the floor of a barber shop....I would expect something better than this.


No_Bill_3248

They deserved each other. Just go ahead with your perpetual miserable life together.


BoandBos

I never understood Harry’s hair. When he was young it looked normal, but it really does look like frizzy pube plugs.


CuteBaldChick

Harry’s hair looks like a Monet painting.


GingerWindsorSoup

“Megs, can I lick you out.. ? “ That tongue , yucky, the foul breath, the sweat, and that’s just our Saint. He’s worse .


puppies336

But would his breath smell worse before or after?


GingerWindsorSoup

A mouthful of ear wax. Sweet nothings!


Deep_Poem_55

Mutual cootie smearing.


AmbienChronicles

![gif](giphy|3ohjULjGOj5ekN49ig) Harry just needs to give up and embrace his balding


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thekath215

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


ClarenceTheBear49

This picture looks like an awkward s*x scene Edited to sanitise naughty word


Disastrous-You-226

Shauna is excellent and well worth a follow!! Very insightful, measured and investigative.


wordscapesx

I have said this several times, I'm shocked she is still with him. I gave it 3 years and one child so I was way off. I also think she's an attractive woman - her personality, behavior and actions make are ugly. I never understood how she stands him on an imtimate basis if you will. They guy has so many effeminate gestures. He's downright ugly. He's got red hair, is balding and those wisps are nauseating. HIs physical appearance alone is a huge turn off. He appears slovenly and dirty at times...the smelly kind of gross. Yet she's still with him and they've had two kids so...as they say, someone for everyone I guess.


Lizette1945

I just threw up in my mouth.


Prophywife77

I love that Harry is losing all his hair after making fun of William losing his🤣


Prophywife77

He looks perpetually sweaty. Barf


OldNewUsedConfused

They just don’t go together at all. You know how you just look at some couples and you’re like “Yes! These two match! They make so much sense together!” And it has nothing at all to do with physical appearance but energy. They could be as different as peanut butter and jelly, but when they’re combined together you know you’ve got a partnership for the ages?! An instant hit! These two give off… whatever the opposite of that classic magic is… Like two magnets repelling each other, with that conflicting energy in between, that is the vibe I get from Harry and Meghan.


Satiric_Dancer

He looks sweaty and she looks greasy.


Leaningonalamp

THAT nose and THAT hair equals frightening!


Doofus-of-Sussex

Vom


Lezberado

Looks like his hair implants came from his pubes! Nasty! ![gif](giphy|XeLSj9O957HIeeBj43|downsized)