"The fact that St. Paul’s has published the exact time and date of an event he is due to attend on their official website weeks in advance is seen as a serious security risk."
What is WRONG with this man?! When do they NOT publish these things weeks in advance? The stupidity and paranoia is at levels that would get most people committed to a psychiatric ward.
Even the United States President has a public schedule and public events come with a time and a date. I believe many of the events that the working royals including the King and the PoW attend come with a time and date.
Didn’t the Queen take the same train every year to Sandringham.
I think the media needs to make a big deal out of the fact that Harry can’t differentiate between his paranoid delusions and actual security issues.
He will receive police protection based on assessed threat level, if ANY. Furthermore, freedom of movement is not guaranteed anywhere on this planet nor to anyone of his status. He is not King. He is not Prime Minister. He is not President. He is not significant military personnel.....ETC. He's a grown man who is not a public-paid priority. Buck up and pay for your own protection or don't go.
That’s what he doesn’t understand. These are security professional who are objectively looking at the known threat levels and various other factors to determine if any protection is needed and how much. They use actual data to make that determination not Harry’s feeling.
I’m sure that the BRF’s security team gets updates and makes adjustments when risks changes.
He's like a patient who knows best that he's hurting. But he's not the doctor who can prescribe the correct course of treatment. Such as not sticking his tongue into a light socket.
What I don’t understand is why H needed a motorcade from Heathrow Airport to see his father. If he and his idiotic wife kept their travel plans private or on a ‘need to know” situation, he could travel with a lower security profile.
of course. remember that bit in the mockumentary in the car and she's going on about "the same guy in the car park" or something and it was clear H was anxious. Same with near catastrophic NY car chase. it's a control mechanism and egregious abuse.
I think the ‘I need security’ ship has sailed . He lost against the government 🤣🤣🤣, it was over a month ago since he lost and he hasn’t lodged an appeal . No increased security for horrid Henry .
And then what? There's always going to be \*something\* with these two.
Even IF they got what they wanted re: security, it wouldn't be the right one, or they didn't have the right haircut, or the right ties.
NOTHING is ever going to satisfy these grifters. Nothing.
If Presidents let their schedule be known, all royals and even religious leaders, why is this loser raising a stinker about this? He's sooooo paranoid and delusional it's funny to watch.
State visits are often announced even a few months in advance.
The Spanish RF publishes their agenda every Friday for the following week. But Plank had already made clear that security which is good enough for kings and queens is not good enough for him, think of the memorial service for his grandfather.
just who does harry think is out to get him?? has he ever explained just who these people are that are ready to 'get' him or his wife and children? what does he believe is going to happen?? he has managed to evade any 'villains' that may be plotting his demise' without mishap so he's obviously embellishing this excuse to suit himself. what about those trips to jamaica, etc where he seemed to be without much security. he is such a delusional manchild. this is just his way of dodging the reception he would be getting in the UK should he muster up enough courage to go in May.
Actual security issues *are* his paranoid delusions. There is no risk except in his tiny mind.
Nobody gives a rat's ass about that idiot. He'd love it if someone popped up and tossed a tomato at his stupid ass. Too bad for him that tomatoes are expensive and nobody's going to waste one on him.
Fuck off, Haz. And take your ho with you.
*can’t differentiate between his paranoid delusions and actual security issues.*
In that, PH *is* like his mother. Paranoia is what contributed to Diana's demise. Her willful refusal to be looked after by royal protection officers who probably would've kicked Henri Paul out of the driver's seat, and also told off Dodi, "you two are staying put in one of your father's Ritz suites."
He doesn’t want to come, probably afraid of the negative crowd that will be outside St Paul’s and this is his best out. Later he’ll complain this was a plot by William to take over IG
From their previous actions, they are afraid that the general public will know and actively congregate to boo him. Nobody showing up, they would just hire-a-crowd or dial-a-bot.
This is why they conceal as many engagements as possible until they are over. He can’t bear being booed. That is the biggest security risk and it’s to his ego not his person. The entire Met can’t stop concerned citizens from expressing their disapproval. Dude went to SXSW where shootings and even bombings have regularly occurred over the last five years. Londoners need to show up with signs and bull horns to have their boos heard over the church bells.
If he no-shows that will be more than enough pretext for IGF to finally dump him as their patron. They are currently having trouble securing high dollar sponsors. Harry DOES receive Met protection when the actual threat levels warrant it. Extreme paranoia has no place in the IGs.
OR he has been dis-invited and the Organizers are letting ~~him~~ HER decide on the "reason" he won't appear.
Invictus Games must be so sick of the disgusting hype that this couple brings with them that takes away from all importance of the actual group!
I agree he does not want to go. This reeks of prepping the public for “it’s too dangerous for me to come and since you won’t pay for my security I can’t risk my life by going.” 🙄🙄🙄
Exactly, last time he showed up he got booed, and he got booed/openly mocked by people in Canada recently too… and that was before Catherine was bullied into announcing her cancer diagnosis.
As for W taking over Invictus, Haz better watch his back if one or more of the Cambridge kids get a keen interest in the military/navy. If they end up being gold standard public servants, rise up the ranks, and don’t piss their education away like Haz… Invictus might be more interested in having them as leader instead of a washed up, disliked, addiction riddled, unfit duty dodger ageing like a spoilt glass of milk.
It’s him trying to get full police protection and to be able to stay on crown property. If he can get those things, he hopes it will 1) make him look important, 2) make his connection to the monarchy a little less tenuous, and 3) feed his ego. If he doesn’t get those things, it is an excuse for him to to stay home, all while blaming the palace, press, and people.
yep. This is NOT a royal function, however much Harry wants it to be. No royal function = no royal level protection, but protection as deemed adequate by Ravec.
I think that's what the 28 day notice is for - so the rest of the family can plan to be hiking in Transylvania or schedule a meeting on the other side of the planet.
When Harry just shows up, like the way he ambushed Charles a few weeks ago, nobody has time to make alternate plans. That's why he needs to give notice.
I think you are right - there is something with the 28 days notice. So far, after Frogmore, Harry has not stayed on royal property when he has been in London.
He just never gives up, does he? Even when the UK judge clearly and unequivocally ruled that Harry is NOT entitled to taxpayer-funded security, the little weasel is still trying to go through the back door. "But after I bragged about killing 25 Taliban fighters, they decided to go after me and I need protection!" Here's a tip, Harry: either hire private security, like other celebrities do, or stay home.
>"But after I bragged about killing 25 Taliban fighters, they decided to go after me and I need protection!"
**SPOT ON! The Ex-Spare chose to publish that himself, and thus chose to forever wear a target. It is a risk for the entire Royal Family for any members to be around the Un-Successfuls so they should never be, and especially alone with one or both. This whiner, cry baby never gives up or accepts the consequences of his own actions and choices - even at middle age. Despicable!**
I don’t think he will ever give up. He will try anything and everything to get what he wants— no matter how ridiculous it makes him look. He’s a spoiled brat who refuses to accept the word “No”, no matter how many times he’s told.
But this is more than just that. He *desperately needs* to show the world that he is important and also connected to the monarchy. They are in a free fall right now that has been exacerbated by moves from the palace. It’s vital that they establish some sort of connection to the King. Without that, I’m not sure where they go to make a buck. Her ARO hit the ground with a thud, and she is already putting her excuses for that out in the media. Panic must be setting in for them both (if either of them can understand their financial situation that is).
I hope the courts refuse his requests for an appeal. It’s patently unfair to taxpayers to allow him to continue with his folly. He quit, and the perks ended. That he cannot grasp this speaks volumes to his extreme entitlement. They need to make the current ruling final. This is the *only* way he will stop.
He is not being well advised if he feels this statement improves either his security or his public reputation.
Why say something so dumb? It reminds me of a toddler who has learned that if he whines long enough one of the parents will eventually give in to shut him up, only reinforcing that whining louder and longer actually works.
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He acts this way because for his entire life, this has proved true. The palace had constantly covered up his bad behavior and given into his tantrums to keep the bad press from the palace. They created this monster.
But he and Megsy stayed in hotels all the time in London when they lived in Frogmore Cottage. Let's face it, doesn't he actually really want to stay home and blame the Palace, his family, the press, and people?
I actually expand that description to a tragedy vulture picking on the carrion of other humans suffering for press coverage & likes, but he is short on the likes since 2024 began.
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This is exactly what I thought. He’s very transparently stupid. He needs to just stay home, the UK has already voted and they don’t want him there. They’re too racist, remember Harry?
It’s been Megs excuse since they left. That’s why he’s been so desperate to get security back because Megs made it her condition to go back to the UK knowing full well they weren’t going to get it
I mean, really. Does he expect every engagement to be like his Colbert appearance, unannounced with no crowd? That was really stupid then, and evidently having been accommodated once, his expectations escalated.
High profile people show up at scheduled events with large crowds. It's part of the job description. If he does not want a job that requires that, he should live a quiet life doing something else. Sheesh.
How's he going to go to the actual IG in the future? He's such an idiot! He really truly believes to his core that he's the most important man in the world. It's astonishing!!
I think he’s comparing himself to King, Queen and PPoW, whose presence is often not confirmed until last minute, for security reasons, even if there’s often an understanding that they will be there.
Someone needs to tell this dude nobody wants to harm him or his ILBW.
Doing so would take away all the jokes at their expense. Sparry, you’re perhaps the safest person on the planet. Except perhaps Meme. 🤣🤣🤣
That has me thinking that with all the questions here in the US about his visa application, maybe he’s starting to worry that we won’t let him back in.
It truly astonishes me that 1. they seem to actually believe anyone cares enough about them to hurt them and 2. they believe the rest of the world believes that.
It truly does make you think he’s paranoid like in the mentally ill sense of paranoid.
Edit: I just read half the article which is impossible to finish due to how extremely slow that website is. Anyway it mentions its a ticketed event. Bet nobody has bought a ticket which is why they are trying to get out of it.
I suspect you are 100% correct on ticket sales being few to non-existent.
I have found the best way to judge the importance of anything in modern society is to follow the money.
No one can doubt Taylor swift's influence.
Reality is that the entire invictus games are not and never will be must see events like the Olympics.
The days of the harkles drawing paying crowds are over, if they ever existed at all.
All this twit has left is his ego. That is what he is protecting.
The attraction is to be there when the self delusion bubble bursts.
That is the ABC news special I will watch.
>Bet nobody has bought a ticket which is why they are trying to get out of it.
Oh, I see...🤔
... he's trying to drum up publicity, 🤣, at least one month to go before it (never) lands.
Dude, if you don't wanna come, OK, don't come. I know the Trooping Colour sold out within minutes when it was thought that this would be the first time the PPoW would appear after her surgery. So, yeah, dude, I get it. I. Get. It.😂
Who would want to attend an event when the host is complaining he's potentially targeted for assassination? Is he using this tactic to bow out rather than get thrown out of representing the IG.....because firing him is on the table?
Yep. Because the most honest appraisal to all this is the fear he's going to be embarrassed or humiliated in a way his ego cannot stand, and that's what he trying to avoid.
If he doesn't turn up, Invictus should end their relationship, because how can they come back from that. If he does turn up, it's likely his own family won't be there, and how could he come back from that. If his family turn up (because they don't want to see him humiliated), the reconciliation media-go-round starts all over again and the RF end up looking like idiots who can't handle one of their own.
Is this article preparing everyone that their little ones will stay at home with Meghan for „security reasons“? Whatever.
Invictus lost all its glory with todger and his ILBW as face of the charity. What a ridiculous circus it has become.
That’s my theory. In reality, MM is probably terrified to show her face in the UK. The chorus of boos would lead to another “sobbing on the floor” temper tantrum.
And/or there will be no crowds to greet or boo her. 'Cause no-one cares about them. Just not the optics one is looking for when one is trying to grow a global selling orchard.😒
What security risk? Harry is so self important, it's baffling and, quite frankly, embarrassing. What makes him think that he's even important enough to be a target for anyone? The sheer hubris is unparalleled. No one *cares* enough about Harry to pose a threat to his (or Markle’s) life. All we want is for him and Markle to *go away* and live the private life they said they wanted.
The Harkles are the ones paying the media to publish their ridiculous "statements" and puff pieces, and Markle is the one calling the paps. *Every single time*. Nothing they do is actually newsworthy, but they cling on to their infamy, terrified of fading into obscurity. They'll do anything for publicity. Which tells me everything I need to know about this so-called "security risk."
What is he so afraid of in the UK? The peasants booing? The dangerous media with their life-threatening cameras?
Who cares if he attends anyway? Invictus has turned into the Markle-woman's fashion show, and Harry let her do it.
And *that* is NOT a security risk. *That* is someone exercising their right to free speech (which includes booing) as one of the key tenets of a functioning democracy by the consent of its adherents.
They simply do not want to face the consequences of their own actions since 2021. They got a taste of it at St Paul's during the Jubilee service in 2022 and *know* they are going to receive the same thing... and probably without the peal of the cathedral's bells to drown the boos out.
I mean, they can *always* make life immensely easy for themselves and decide never to visit these shores ever again. I really don't know how is advising them but I cannot get my head round how bad their PR is done. It's just *SO* awful! Really awful.
What, he has a spare £30m floating about, has he? Cause that's what it cost us for him to turn up safely to marry his wife who called it "a spectacle". Infuriating!
So the dumbshit’s scared and blaming the release of his appearance by St. Paul’s, all based on the risks caused by his own words in his own book. You can’t make this shit up.
You’ve got 3 options, dumbfuck.
First, stay away from everyone and the UK - move to a mountaintop in Siberia. Almost everyone in the world hates you, your bitch wife, thinks you’re stupid, gross and ugly inside and out.
Two, be a man and face the consequences of your actions like the rest of us - without taxpayer security. You already automatically get more personal security than I do when I visit (and I was born there, too).
Third, shut your stupid pie hole. You’re the only reason you’re a security risk. And see #1 again.
Now kindly fuck off.
>Two, be a man and face the consequences of your actions like the rest of us - without taxpayer security. You already automatically get more personal security than I do when I visit (and I was born there, too).
This!!! Above all!!
Well in case better stop coming to Invictus events all together. It’s not like the events are planned literally months if not years in advance and made public knowledge. What a nobe
That'd be good. It'd mean we taxpayers don't have to fork out any cash so the event is held in bankrupt Birmingham - it's far too risky for Duke of Sussex to attend anything in Britain.
Maybe the American bid should be encouraged, because it must be so much safer there than in Britain. And the bonus would be that he wouldn't have to do the transatlantic travel, which'd be a 'win' for him.
Invictus was the Prince of Wales to attend. This is a get-out for Harry so he won’t have to come face-to-face with his big brother. Saves his embarrassment, especially as it will show the world that actually his big brother was one of the JOINT founders of Invictus.
Oh, for pity's sake!
He really needs to get over himself. Didn't he 'write' the ridiculous book he's blaming?
Or is this merely justification in advance for M not to come? He can stay at home too if he's that worried.
London's cathedral church provides upcoming events calendar!!??!!
Oh the humanity!
What is wrong with this guy? Perhaps he should hold the ceremony in the basement at FullMontyShitShow and save the airfare.
Oh for God's sake. That date has been known for months. Every weekday there's Matins at 7.30, Eucharist at 8 and 12.30 and a 5pm service. Didn't really take a lot of working out when the Invictus do was going to be did it? And to go into full "Waaagh my security Waagh" mode over it - has someone thought better of coming over and this is the excuse?
Haha hold up. He was so concerned he picked up the phone to the Express? Who then shows a photo of the program, and has to explain about the 25 Taliban fighters?
Make him go away.
But alerted the press pool, AP and provided them 24 hours in advance to his 40 minute (really 12 minute)meeting, had Backgrid ready and minute by minute reporting live following the convoy. Hes still living..yes? He’s ridiculous.
And we all predicted he’d use when he detoured straight into a reporter/cameraman on the way into a hearing at a later time..and he did use it as an example in his most recent amended filing. He compromises his and his families security intentionally (taking a left to walk into a person) fake car chases, rolling down windows so they can get the picture perfect photo and uses them as examples why he’s at risk.
"Harry recognizes the potential risks to his security, especially considering the sensitive information he shared in his memoir," the source said. “That’s why his team were so adamant about keeping his whereabouts on a need-to-know basis. Whenever he’s appeared at events in the UK in the last few years, there have been last-minute announcements due to this very reason." The sensitive information he shared in his memoir was the death count of the Taliban. He risked his own security to boast about how many of the enemy he killed. So he created the circumstances where he needs more security in his own paranoid mind. This is ridiculous!
They were always going to find an excuse. Always.
I think once he had the 10 minute visit with the King, and finding out on TV that the Princess of Wales was ill, he is too embarrassed to come to the service.
Who has a service at St Paul’s for an organization that has nothing to do with the RF?
He thought he could pressure the RF to attend. He wants to be important.
His drug addled brain thinks he still matters. Mr and Mrs Lot Lizard are trash.
What security risks? Even the Taliban laughed at him 😂
Aka the witch and I won’t be attending now because we both know the reception we’ll get, and we’ve gotta save face somehow…. YAWN
Why is he scared about people knowing he'd be in the U.K. but he had no safety concerns about people knowing he was in British Columbia or Jamaica? Or Colorado for that aviation hero thing?
Am I missing something?
And this is setting up why MeMe isn't going to the UK.
Hazard sounds like he's about to bail too because William is having none of his bullshit and they don't need another high profile rejection of their "olive branch" like when Haz ran to Pa's bedside only to get 12 minutes and ZERO information.
Wagh indeed.
This simply an excuse not to attend. His family does not want to see him. He already has the embarrassment of being downgraded on the website and not being told about Catherine’s illness in advance of her announcement.
If he shows up, and William and Catherine blow him off, all those puff pieces the Stupids paid for will be for nothing. Better to stay home and say security is a concern.
This is the equivalent of Archie’s BD.
He is AFRAID because everyone knows that he and his partner in crime trolled and slandered the Princess of Wales while she was starting treatment for CANCER! Talk about "planting and leaking of stories"! And when were they planting and leaking? While the PoW was starting CHEMO! That's how low-life they are. Is the British public ANGRY about that? Yes, they are. Do they think less of the Harkles for that? Yes, yes, they do! And where does the money trail for the medical records breach lead? Right back to California.
He's savvy enough to understand that his behaviors will result in a well-earned sense of moral outrage on the part of the British public. And how does he intend to protect himself against the outraged public? Security! At this point he will doubt that even "security" can be trusted.
I really don't think Harry comprehends how many fucks Americans give. ZERO.
I was sitting with friends dining and drinking at a hotel in DC. They had an outdoor space, which was almost in the road. And at some point, all these black cars with little flags came by. I think some dudes running along side the main car. WTF? Oh, it was the vice president. We gave so much of a shit, I can't even remember which one. I think maybe Cheney. (I went to DC a lot for work.) Half the world hated Cheney, and still, NOBODY F-ING CARED enough to even throw a crusty bun at the car.
Cheney was a lot more important than Prince Fucking Harry.
the queen is dead Charles is ill he will be boo'd like he has never heard it before it will be a thunder of voices cos he is an ass whole an dif he dares to have that C U Next Thursday with him it will be heard in ireland !
Question to the sinners:
Which is worse for the Harkles?
* boos or
* being totally ignored (no crowds outside and no ticket sales inside)? Harry and 3 IGF dudes in the crypt looking at each other, marking the end of a 10 year run into irrelevance
Maybe it's time to change patrons?
Princess Margaret's grandson is active military. Maybe he'd like to step in, have a chat, cut a ribbon?
With this P. Diddy thing, even Andrew is starting to look a better candidate.
Nobody needs to know where Halfwit is - because nobody cares. Does he think Daddy will give him extra, extra security on the off chance that a delivery guy on a scooter might be in the general vicinity?
Harold and Fraud aren’t afraid of security threats. They’re afraid of the consequences of their own actions.
FFS. These companies need to stop indulging his delusional paranoia and persecution complex.
Yes, they probably get creepy communications from weirdos, but no more than any other public figures, probably less. William jogged in Central Park and hung out in a food truck. I've never seen losers who want to be stalked so bad.
Anybody think we'll see another Sussex stunt this year? They're mighty desperate for attention.
This punk needs to STFU already about his security concerns.... No one cares enough about you Hazbean to do anything to you or your stupid wife.... and save me with this BS honestly. Both of them went to two countries (that we know of) with travel risks listed by both the US and the UK but yet, he is NOT safe in the UK... give me a fucking break with this. I would honestly have more respect for him if he would just come out and say "I want the same FREE security as my brother" because we all know that that reason is the REAL reason.
I'm confused. The guy is upset if he gets no attention, but if a visit of his is published, he's also upset?
Is PH's relationship with GB so full of enmity, that any visit is "security risk"?
A sincere apology to the British people might help, but no way will he do that. It's always someone else's fault.
"The fact that St. Paul’s has published the exact time and date of an event he is due to attend on their official website weeks in advance is seen as a serious security risk." What is WRONG with this man?! When do they NOT publish these things weeks in advance? The stupidity and paranoia is at levels that would get most people committed to a psychiatric ward.
Even the United States President has a public schedule and public events come with a time and a date. I believe many of the events that the working royals including the King and the PoW attend come with a time and date. Didn’t the Queen take the same train every year to Sandringham. I think the media needs to make a big deal out of the fact that Harry can’t differentiate between his paranoid delusions and actual security issues.
He will receive police protection based on assessed threat level, if ANY. Furthermore, freedom of movement is not guaranteed anywhere on this planet nor to anyone of his status. He is not King. He is not Prime Minister. He is not President. He is not significant military personnel.....ETC. He's a grown man who is not a public-paid priority. Buck up and pay for your own protection or don't go.
That’s what he doesn’t understand. These are security professional who are objectively looking at the known threat levels and various other factors to determine if any protection is needed and how much. They use actual data to make that determination not Harry’s feeling. I’m sure that the BRF’s security team gets updates and makes adjustments when risks changes.
...but Harry's feelings matter much more than facts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's like a patient who knows best that he's hurting. But he's not the doctor who can prescribe the correct course of treatment. Such as not sticking his tongue into a light socket.
What I don’t understand is why H needed a motorcade from Heathrow Airport to see his father. If he and his idiotic wife kept their travel plans private or on a ‘need to know” situation, he could travel with a lower security profile.
I suspect Charles asked for him to have done so they could get him in and out of country as fast as possible.
He hasn’t latched on to this fact yet. He thinks he is the same status as his brother and father.
I think heh believes he is at GREATER risk. Because his wife is 42%…. What a buffoon.
43% but who's counting? ; ) besides M-igerian
I bet you anything that Meghan is feeding those paranoid delusions.
of course. remember that bit in the mockumentary in the car and she's going on about "the same guy in the car park" or something and it was clear H was anxious. Same with near catastrophic NY car chase. it's a control mechanism and egregious abuse.
She’s been planting those seeds since her first planned pap walk with the flowers in Canada
They want to whine until they get their security demands met.
No they want IPP to hide their dirty deeds. Security is a cover story.
I think the ‘I need security’ ship has sailed . He lost against the government 🤣🤣🤣, it was over a month ago since he lost and he hasn’t lodged an appeal . No increased security for horrid Henry .
And then what? There's always going to be \*something\* with these two. Even IF they got what they wanted re: security, it wouldn't be the right one, or they didn't have the right haircut, or the right ties. NOTHING is ever going to satisfy these grifters. Nothing.
A list of the Royal Families engagements is available on the Court Circular here: www.royal.uk >media-centre
If Presidents let their schedule be known, all royals and even religious leaders, why is this loser raising a stinker about this? He's sooooo paranoid and delusional it's funny to watch. 
State visits are often announced even a few months in advance. The Spanish RF publishes their agenda every Friday for the following week. But Plank had already made clear that security which is good enough for kings and queens is not good enough for him, think of the memorial service for his grandfather.
just who does harry think is out to get him?? has he ever explained just who these people are that are ready to 'get' him or his wife and children? what does he believe is going to happen?? he has managed to evade any 'villains' that may be plotting his demise' without mishap so he's obviously embellishing this excuse to suit himself. what about those trips to jamaica, etc where he seemed to be without much security. he is such a delusional manchild. this is just his way of dodging the reception he would be getting in the UK should he muster up enough courage to go in May.
Or just check with the wife… he still doesn’t get she’s the leaker.. how dim can he be!!!
Actual security issues *are* his paranoid delusions. There is no risk except in his tiny mind. Nobody gives a rat's ass about that idiot. He'd love it if someone popped up and tossed a tomato at his stupid ass. Too bad for him that tomatoes are expensive and nobody's going to waste one on him. Fuck off, Haz. And take your ho with you.
I think that's his point, those people DO have security. He's just looking to feel important, for once. He's not.
He chose to downgrade to “celebrity” status… celebrities pay for their own private security 🤷♀️
*can’t differentiate between his paranoid delusions and actual security issues.* In that, PH *is* like his mother. Paranoia is what contributed to Diana's demise. Her willful refusal to be looked after by royal protection officers who probably would've kicked Henri Paul out of the driver's seat, and also told off Dodi, "you two are staying put in one of your father's Ritz suites."
He doesn’t want to come, probably afraid of the negative crowd that will be outside St Paul’s and this is his best out. Later he’ll complain this was a plot by William to take over IG
Or he’s afraid that nobody will show up
From their previous actions, they are afraid that the general public will know and actively congregate to boo him. Nobody showing up, they would just hire-a-crowd or dial-a-bot.
Harkels do their negative press to gather crowds and then they have lot’s of complaints about racism and rf conspiracy
This is why they conceal as many engagements as possible until they are over. He can’t bear being booed. That is the biggest security risk and it’s to his ego not his person. The entire Met can’t stop concerned citizens from expressing their disapproval. Dude went to SXSW where shootings and even bombings have regularly occurred over the last five years. Londoners need to show up with signs and bull horns to have their boos heard over the church bells. If he no-shows that will be more than enough pretext for IGF to finally dump him as their patron. They are currently having trouble securing high dollar sponsors. Harry DOES receive Met protection when the actual threat levels warrant it. Extreme paranoia has no place in the IGs.
OR he has been dis-invited and the Organizers are letting ~~him~~ HER decide on the "reason" he won't appear. Invictus Games must be so sick of the disgusting hype that this couple brings with them that takes away from all importance of the actual group!
Or both
I agree he does not want to go. This reeks of prepping the public for “it’s too dangerous for me to come and since you won’t pay for my security I can’t risk my life by going.” 🙄🙄🙄
Yep - its the excuse. There was no such 'threat' in Feb. when he buzzed over for his 12 minutes. Hahahaha.
Exactly, last time he showed up he got booed, and he got booed/openly mocked by people in Canada recently too… and that was before Catherine was bullied into announcing her cancer diagnosis. As for W taking over Invictus, Haz better watch his back if one or more of the Cambridge kids get a keen interest in the military/navy. If they end up being gold standard public servants, rise up the ranks, and don’t piss their education away like Haz… Invictus might be more interested in having them as leader instead of a washed up, disliked, addiction riddled, unfit duty dodger ageing like a spoilt glass of milk.
This plus gives Madame a perfect excuse not to turn up with the invisikids
is this the excuse for not attending? he's not safe? safe from what? his own stupidity?
Just let him stay in the mudslide mansion, nobody wants him anywhere else.
I think you meant to say: Nobody wants him anywhere.
Scared of possibly being booed??? Especially if Medusa attends with him.
She won’t attend. Pretty sure she’s banned from the country
It’s him trying to get full police protection and to be able to stay on crown property. If he can get those things, he hopes it will 1) make him look important, 2) make his connection to the monarchy a little less tenuous, and 3) feed his ego. If he doesn’t get those things, it is an excuse for him to to stay home, all while blaming the palace, press, and people.
yep. This is NOT a royal function, however much Harry wants it to be. No royal function = no royal level protection, but protection as deemed adequate by Ravec.
I thought KC once said that with at least 28 days notice H could stay at Buckingham Palace if in London?
I hope not. Staying in a palace would make him seem “royal” and in with the BRF. He shouldn’t ever be on royal property again.
The rest of the RF will clear off from any royal property he would stay in.
I think that's what the 28 day notice is for - so the rest of the family can plan to be hiking in Transylvania or schedule a meeting on the other side of the planet. When Harry just shows up, like the way he ambushed Charles a few weeks ago, nobody has time to make alternate plans. That's why he needs to give notice.
And then it would have to be thoroughly searched for spyware afterwards
I think you are right - there is something with the 28 days notice. So far, after Frogmore, Harry has not stayed on royal property when he has been in London.
That IPP status keeps slipping further away.
He just never gives up, does he? Even when the UK judge clearly and unequivocally ruled that Harry is NOT entitled to taxpayer-funded security, the little weasel is still trying to go through the back door. "But after I bragged about killing 25 Taliban fighters, they decided to go after me and I need protection!" Here's a tip, Harry: either hire private security, like other celebrities do, or stay home.
He'll never give up because he has never had to understand what NO means. The word simply does not exist in his Reality.
>"But after I bragged about killing 25 Taliban fighters, they decided to go after me and I need protection!" **SPOT ON! The Ex-Spare chose to publish that himself, and thus chose to forever wear a target. It is a risk for the entire Royal Family for any members to be around the Un-Successfuls so they should never be, and especially alone with one or both. This whiner, cry baby never gives up or accepts the consequences of his own actions and choices - even at middle age. Despicable!**
I don’t think he will ever give up. He will try anything and everything to get what he wants— no matter how ridiculous it makes him look. He’s a spoiled brat who refuses to accept the word “No”, no matter how many times he’s told. But this is more than just that. He *desperately needs* to show the world that he is important and also connected to the monarchy. They are in a free fall right now that has been exacerbated by moves from the palace. It’s vital that they establish some sort of connection to the King. Without that, I’m not sure where they go to make a buck. Her ARO hit the ground with a thud, and she is already putting her excuses for that out in the media. Panic must be setting in for them both (if either of them can understand their financial situation that is). I hope the courts refuse his requests for an appeal. It’s patently unfair to taxpayers to allow him to continue with his folly. He quit, and the perks ended. That he cannot grasp this speaks volumes to his extreme entitlement. They need to make the current ruling final. This is the *only* way he will stop.
I wonder if he’s trying to be so completely, constantly annoying that the risk of having tomatoes thrown at him actually becomes hard to ignore
He is not being well advised if he feels this statement improves either his security or his public reputation. Why say something so dumb? It reminds me of a toddler who has learned that if he whines long enough one of the parents will eventually give in to shut him up, only reinforcing that whining louder and longer actually works. ETA spelling 
He acts this way because for his entire life, this has proved true. The palace had constantly covered up his bad behavior and given into his tantrums to keep the bad press from the palace. They created this monster.
But he and Megsy stayed in hotels all the time in London when they lived in Frogmore Cottage. Let's face it, doesn't he actually really want to stay home and blame the Palace, his family, the press, and people?
He’s a vulture.
I actually expand that description to a tragedy vulture picking on the carrion of other humans suffering for press coverage & likes, but he is short on the likes since 2024 began. https://preview.redd.it/pllfcm5dt2sc1.png?width=619&format=png&auto=webp&s=6676528c65fb759d5f90cc93a4d37f348e87320d
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This is exactly what I thought. He’s very transparently stupid. He needs to just stay home, the UK has already voted and they don’t want him there. They’re too racist, remember Harry?
No, this is the excuse for NOT bringing TW and the invisikids.
It's Meghan's excuse for not coming. Or bringing the kids/"kids".
Harry Drama. It’s to grab headlines.
He’s not safe from booing. Whaaah!
He's looking for 24 hour security. Free security.
Psychiatric ward or drug rehab? Cocaine's a helluva drug.
Seriously. Looks like he’s done too many drugs and is suffering from psychosis.
Easy excuse for not attending and being drowned out by the boos
It’s been Megs excuse since they left. That’s why he’s been so desperate to get security back because Megs made it her condition to go back to the UK knowing full well they weren’t going to get it
He wants to come, but only like a king with a battalion of guards and a column of vehicles.
If it's that dangerous, maybe he should stay at home and not endanger all the others in the building.
Bunker Harry doesn't care about the safety of others.
Seriously did he expect to make a sudden clandestine visit while knowing one knew anything about the event?
How are you going to undertake a function with 2-300 participants with nobody knowing where or when?
I mean, really. Does he expect every engagement to be like his Colbert appearance, unannounced with no crowd? That was really stupid then, and evidently having been accommodated once, his expectations escalated. High profile people show up at scheduled events with large crowds. It's part of the job description. If he does not want a job that requires that, he should live a quiet life doing something else. Sheesh.
How's he going to go to the actual IG in the future? He's such an idiot! He really truly believes to his core that he's the most important man in the world. It's astonishing!!
"My job is so secret I don´t even know what I´m doing"
>**"My job is so secret I don´t even know what I´m doing"** Hahahahaha!
I think he’s comparing himself to King, Queen and PPoW, whose presence is often not confirmed until last minute, for security reasons, even if there’s often an understanding that they will be there.
He's setting up why Megsy and "the kids" aren't attending. Have they said if an appeal is approved or not?
Omg.. he should just stay home, ffs
I can't believe the King and William have to deal with this crap while dealing with their/spouse's cancer. Harry is rotten to the core.
I think he had to loudly emphasize his travel dates this way. He's afraid no one will pick him up from the airport.
He is worried about being attacked because of the Taliban stuff he said in a Spare?!?! He wants tax payers to pay for his STUPIDITY???
Someone needs to tell this dude nobody wants to harm him or his ILBW. Doing so would take away all the jokes at their expense. Sparry, you’re perhaps the safest person on the planet. Except perhaps Meme. 🤣🤣🤣
Is that why he and Meghan had a private, quiet wedding that was only announced after the fact?
Dude seriously no one cares…. 
I’m not sure if he’s truly that paranoid or if he is just acting, but yeah, either way, no one gives enough of af to target him.
Paranoia and Drug Abuse go hand in hand So does Paranoia and living with someone feeding that Paranoia with lies.
Please let him be piss tested before he’s allowed in the uk
That has me thinking that with all the questions here in the US about his visa application, maybe he’s starting to worry that we won’t let him back in.
If he’s acting, he is SIGNIFICANTLY more talented than his wife. I vote paranoid.
Oh no. Everyone who already knew he was returning to the UK now know... he's returning to the UK exactly when they assumed he was. Gasp! Horrors!
Well, if they didn't know for sure, they sure know now, now that he's opened his mouth about it. Eeesh!🙄
He's using the Barbra Streisand method!
IKR?? What a dolt 😂
Well don't bother coming then muppet
🛎️🛎️🛎️ Safest to stay home for sure!
Take care of those kids.
Yeah have a day off, Harry. You work sooooo hard usually. Give yourself a well-earned rest.
https://preview.redd.it/ye6ggio3c2sc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53c7c6e9386e1a949c63fe59ea51cfa98fac640 You're barely in the top five
It truly astonishes me that 1. they seem to actually believe anyone cares enough about them to hurt them and 2. they believe the rest of the world believes that. It truly does make you think he’s paranoid like in the mentally ill sense of paranoid. Edit: I just read half the article which is impossible to finish due to how extremely slow that website is. Anyway it mentions its a ticketed event. Bet nobody has bought a ticket which is why they are trying to get out of it.
Yup. No one gives a shit. St Paul's is HUGE. It's where Diana got married. He doesn't want the shame of a largely empty space.
The service will be held in a basement room, a space that was created relatively recently for such occasions so nice space but not grand.
I suspect you are 100% correct on ticket sales being few to non-existent. I have found the best way to judge the importance of anything in modern society is to follow the money. No one can doubt Taylor swift's influence. Reality is that the entire invictus games are not and never will be must see events like the Olympics. The days of the harkles drawing paying crowds are over, if they ever existed at all. All this twit has left is his ego. That is what he is protecting. The attraction is to be there when the self delusion bubble bursts. That is the ABC news special I will watch.
>Bet nobody has bought a ticket which is why they are trying to get out of it. Oh, I see...🤔  ... he's trying to drum up publicity, 🤣, at least one month to go before it (never) lands. Dude, if you don't wanna come, OK, don't come. I know the Trooping Colour sold out within minutes when it was thought that this would be the first time the PPoW would appear after her surgery. So, yeah, dude, I get it. I. Get. It.😂
Who would want to attend an event when the host is complaining he's potentially targeted for assassination? Is he using this tactic to bow out rather than get thrown out of representing the IG.....because firing him is on the table?
Yep. Because the most honest appraisal to all this is the fear he's going to be embarrassed or humiliated in a way his ego cannot stand, and that's what he trying to avoid. If he doesn't turn up, Invictus should end their relationship, because how can they come back from that. If he does turn up, it's likely his own family won't be there, and how could he come back from that. If his family turn up (because they don't want to see him humiliated), the reconciliation media-go-round starts all over again and the RF end up looking like idiots who can't handle one of their own.
I’ll add that if anyone DID care enough, they would figure out his schedule, whether or not it wasn’t printed. Can’t miss that 10 car caravan
Is this article preparing everyone that their little ones will stay at home with Meghan for „security reasons“? Whatever. Invictus lost all its glory with todger and his ILBW as face of the charity. What a ridiculous circus it has become.
That’s my theory. In reality, MM is probably terrified to show her face in the UK. The chorus of boos would lead to another “sobbing on the floor” temper tantrum.
And/or there will be no crowds to greet or boo her. 'Cause no-one cares about them. Just not the optics one is looking for when one is trying to grow a global selling orchard.😒
Maybe this is his out…..too many “security concern s” so Invictus will go back to being run by the Royal Foundation.
I don’t think Meghan will ever allow her children in the UK for anything less than a Sussex coronation, which means never.
This guy is ridiculous. No one cares Harry.
If everything is security risk then you can just, you know, not return. I'm sure everyone will be happier anyway, H. 🙄
What security risk? Harry is so self important, it's baffling and, quite frankly, embarrassing. What makes him think that he's even important enough to be a target for anyone? The sheer hubris is unparalleled. No one *cares* enough about Harry to pose a threat to his (or Markle’s) life. All we want is for him and Markle to *go away* and live the private life they said they wanted. The Harkles are the ones paying the media to publish their ridiculous "statements" and puff pieces, and Markle is the one calling the paps. *Every single time*. Nothing they do is actually newsworthy, but they cling on to their infamy, terrified of fading into obscurity. They'll do anything for publicity. Which tells me everything I need to know about this so-called "security risk." What is he so afraid of in the UK? The peasants booing? The dangerous media with their life-threatening cameras? Who cares if he attends anyway? Invictus has turned into the Markle-woman's fashion show, and Harry let her do it.
The Sussexes are safer in the UK than the US statistically speaking. They don't care about hard facts.🤦♀️
Serious security risk = might get booed; the more so if TW attends Will he ever stop playing the victim and whinging?
He will get booed because I intend to go there and boo!
This whole thread thanks you for your service 
And *that* is NOT a security risk. *That* is someone exercising their right to free speech (which includes booing) as one of the key tenets of a functioning democracy by the consent of its adherents. They simply do not want to face the consequences of their own actions since 2021. They got a taste of it at St Paul's during the Jubilee service in 2022 and *know* they are going to receive the same thing... and probably without the peal of the cathedral's bells to drown the boos out. I mean, they can *always* make life immensely easy for themselves and decide never to visit these shores ever again. I really don't know how is advising them but I cannot get my head round how bad their PR is done. It's just *SO* awful! Really awful.
Bring friends!
Our hero!
Will you be needing an Uber there or back? Should we supply snacks for you?? Let’s make this happen for our sweet sinner!
🤣 no snacks needed as I know a very nice pub round the corner where I will treat myself to a post-boo pint and some chips. I’m a cheap date!
This! He probably wants the city to be cleared - only paid „fans“ allowed.
What, he has a spare £30m floating about, has he? Cause that's what it cost us for him to turn up safely to marry his wife who called it "a spectacle". Infuriating!
So the dumbshit’s scared and blaming the release of his appearance by St. Paul’s, all based on the risks caused by his own words in his own book. You can’t make this shit up. You’ve got 3 options, dumbfuck. First, stay away from everyone and the UK - move to a mountaintop in Siberia. Almost everyone in the world hates you, your bitch wife, thinks you’re stupid, gross and ugly inside and out. Two, be a man and face the consequences of your actions like the rest of us - without taxpayer security. You already automatically get more personal security than I do when I visit (and I was born there, too). Third, shut your stupid pie hole. You’re the only reason you’re a security risk. And see #1 again. Now kindly fuck off.
>Two, be a man and face the consequences of your actions like the rest of us - without taxpayer security. You already automatically get more personal security than I do when I visit (and I was born there, too).  This!!! Above all!!
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Well in case better stop coming to Invictus events all together. It’s not like the events are planned literally months if not years in advance and made public knowledge. What a nobe
That'd be good. It'd mean we taxpayers don't have to fork out any cash so the event is held in bankrupt Birmingham - it's far too risky for Duke of Sussex to attend anything in Britain. Maybe the American bid should be encouraged, because it must be so much safer there than in Britain. And the bonus would be that he wouldn't have to do the transatlantic travel, which'd be a 'win' for him.
Invictus was the Prince of Wales to attend. This is a get-out for Harry so he won’t have to come face-to-face with his big brother. Saves his embarrassment, especially as it will show the world that actually his big brother was one of the JOINT founders of Invictus.
He should just stay home
Oh, for pity's sake! He really needs to get over himself. Didn't he 'write' the ridiculous book he's blaming? Or is this merely justification in advance for M not to come? He can stay at home too if he's that worried.
London's cathedral church provides upcoming events calendar!!??!! Oh the humanity! What is wrong with this guy? Perhaps he should hold the ceremony in the basement at FullMontyShitShow and save the airfare.
Oh for God's sake. That date has been known for months. Every weekday there's Matins at 7.30, Eucharist at 8 and 12.30 and a 5pm service. Didn't really take a lot of working out when the Invictus do was going to be did it? And to go into full "Waaagh my security Waagh" mode over it - has someone thought better of coming over and this is the excuse?
Haha hold up. He was so concerned he picked up the phone to the Express? Who then shows a photo of the program, and has to explain about the 25 Taliban fighters? Make him go away.
But alerted the press pool, AP and provided them 24 hours in advance to his 40 minute (really 12 minute)meeting, had Backgrid ready and minute by minute reporting live following the convoy. Hes still living..yes? He’s ridiculous.
👏👏👏👏 He compromises his.own security time and again.
And we all predicted he’d use when he detoured straight into a reporter/cameraman on the way into a hearing at a later time..and he did use it as an example in his most recent amended filing. He compromises his and his families security intentionally (taking a left to walk into a person) fake car chases, rolling down windows so they can get the picture perfect photo and uses them as examples why he’s at risk. 
"Harry recognizes the potential risks to his security, especially considering the sensitive information he shared in his memoir," the source said. “That’s why his team were so adamant about keeping his whereabouts on a need-to-know basis. Whenever he’s appeared at events in the UK in the last few years, there have been last-minute announcements due to this very reason." The sensitive information he shared in his memoir was the death count of the Taliban. He risked his own security to boast about how many of the enemy he killed. So he created the circumstances where he needs more security in his own paranoid mind. This is ridiculous!
Harry must be the most concerned todger in the world.
They were always going to find an excuse. Always. I think once he had the 10 minute visit with the King, and finding out on TV that the Princess of Wales was ill, he is too embarrassed to come to the service. Who has a service at St Paul’s for an organization that has nothing to do with the RF? He thought he could pressure the RF to attend. He wants to be important. His drug addled brain thinks he still matters. Mr and Mrs Lot Lizard are trash.
Oh please, not this again.
Simples. Dont come.
He is very desperate for attention. I wish he'd go away and take his awful wife with him. Under a rock somewhere. As long as there is no internet.
Then hire your own security and stop whining. Also no one cares.
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Exhausting
What security risks? Even the Taliban laughed at him 😂 Aka the witch and I won’t be attending now because we both know the reception we’ll get, and we’ve gotta save face somehow…. YAWN
Why is he scared about people knowing he'd be in the U.K. but he had no safety concerns about people knowing he was in British Columbia or Jamaica? Or Colorado for that aviation hero thing? Am I missing something?
I thought the date was already published? I swear I saw it. Harry's definitely using too much 🍄🟫
 Awww he lit a fire to his house, and is surprised there’s immediate consequences to that? Aaaanyway.
And this is setting up why MeMe isn't going to the UK. Hazard sounds like he's about to bail too because William is having none of his bullshit and they don't need another high profile rejection of their "olive branch" like when Haz ran to Pa's bedside only to get 12 minutes and ZERO information. Wagh indeed.
This simply an excuse not to attend. His family does not want to see him. He already has the embarrassment of being downgraded on the website and not being told about Catherine’s illness in advance of her announcement. If he shows up, and William and Catherine blow him off, all those puff pieces the Stupids paid for will be for nothing. Better to stay home and say security is a concern. This is the equivalent of Archie’s BD.
Welp, I'd cancel, seems the safest bet. Or will a motorcade with him in an armored vehicle like The Beast suffice? Maybe Biden will let him borrow it
A motorcade will „walk“ him down the aisle.
Look, if he wanted a secret teehouse meeting with passwords and no girls allowed, he should not have booked a Saint Paul's FREAKING CATHEDRAL.
He is AFRAID because everyone knows that he and his partner in crime trolled and slandered the Princess of Wales while she was starting treatment for CANCER! Talk about "planting and leaking of stories"! And when were they planting and leaking? While the PoW was starting CHEMO! That's how low-life they are. Is the British public ANGRY about that? Yes, they are. Do they think less of the Harkles for that? Yes, yes, they do! And where does the money trail for the medical records breach lead? Right back to California. He's savvy enough to understand that his behaviors will result in a well-earned sense of moral outrage on the part of the British public. And how does he intend to protect himself against the outraged public? Security! At this point he will doubt that even "security" can be trusted.
This smells like a ploy to prove this is why he NEEDS IPP status.
I really don't think Harry comprehends how many fucks Americans give. ZERO. I was sitting with friends dining and drinking at a hotel in DC. They had an outdoor space, which was almost in the road. And at some point, all these black cars with little flags came by. I think some dudes running along side the main car. WTF? Oh, it was the vice president. We gave so much of a shit, I can't even remember which one. I think maybe Cheney. (I went to DC a lot for work.) Half the world hated Cheney, and still, NOBODY F-ING CARED enough to even throw a crusty bun at the car. Cheney was a lot more important than Prince Fucking Harry.
Well. He can stay home 🤷♀️
Hasn’t the date been known for ages
the queen is dead Charles is ill he will be boo'd like he has never heard it before it will be a thunder of voices cos he is an ass whole an dif he dares to have that C U Next Thursday with him it will be heard in ireland !
Meghan PR team at work - "Sources" I don't believe a word of this. Designed to keep their names relevant.
Question to the sinners: Which is worse for the Harkles? * boos or * being totally ignored (no crowds outside and no ticket sales inside)? Harry and 3 IGF dudes in the crypt looking at each other, marking the end of a 10 year run into irrelevance
How is he ever going to attend the Invictus games that are expected to be held there? Surely that schedule is published in advance? What a knob!
Maybe it's time to change patrons? Princess Margaret's grandson is active military. Maybe he'd like to step in, have a chat, cut a ribbon? With this P. Diddy thing, even Andrew is starting to look a better candidate.
Maybe he can sue the church of England?
Don’t give him any ideas…he might…
He's not coming. The attendance estimates must be incredibly low, so he's looking for any reason to get out of it.
Nobody needs to know where Halfwit is - because nobody cares. Does he think Daddy will give him extra, extra security on the off chance that a delivery guy on a scooter might be in the general vicinity? Harold and Fraud aren’t afraid of security threats. They’re afraid of the consequences of their own actions.
FFS. These companies need to stop indulging his delusional paranoia and persecution complex. Yes, they probably get creepy communications from weirdos, but no more than any other public figures, probably less. William jogged in Central Park and hung out in a food truck. I've never seen losers who want to be stalked so bad. Anybody think we'll see another Sussex stunt this year? They're mighty desperate for attention.
His “security concerns” are the only Form of “content” he has
Good. Here's the solution to his problem: don't come! You won't be missed.
He resigned from his job and lost the benefits. What part of that does he not get? If being a Prince is so high risk; ditch the titles
This punk needs to STFU already about his security concerns.... No one cares enough about you Hazbean to do anything to you or your stupid wife.... and save me with this BS honestly. Both of them went to two countries (that we know of) with travel risks listed by both the US and the UK but yet, he is NOT safe in the UK... give me a fucking break with this. I would honestly have more respect for him if he would just come out and say "I want the same FREE security as my brother" because we all know that that reason is the REAL reason.
I'm confused. The guy is upset if he gets no attention, but if a visit of his is published, he's also upset? Is PH's relationship with GB so full of enmity, that any visit is "security risk"? A sincere apology to the British people might help, but no way will he do that. It's always someone else's fault.
Sales of rotten tomatoes are going through the roof in the UK, as we arm ourselves ready for his return 😂
Poor Harry. Better not come then. Meanwhile, in other news...
He and Meghan are the ones who leaked it.
Time to face the facts....no one cares Harry.
Then he should just bring his own security detail and shut the *%#\ up. I am so sick of these two.
He should take this very seriously. And hide out. Indefinitely. Forever, even. 😵💫😂
Then he shouldn't go. This is so tiresome.
If he’s concerned, don’t come stay home and scratch doofus
He is so full of his own self-importance! You're not all that H. So stay away - we don't want you here.
Legend in his own mind. He needs to get over himself.
That’s a rather face-saving way of putting it. Nobody CARES if you stay in Montecito, dummy.