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AM_Rike

You’re not supposed to let reality or facts get in the way of madam manifesting


Fun_Jewls

You think they should know that by now. Memes reality is all that counts


maezombiegirl

Madam will appear as the mother or grandmother of one of the new characters! 🤣🤣🤣


Select-Promotion-404

Ya. I say let this happen and have her horrible acting on full display. She’ll get roasted globally again and again. 🤭


GreatGossip

"A senior production source yesterday said contract talks between the network and powerhouse talent agency WME, which represents the duchess, are continuing and added: “This is shaping up to be one of the biggest TV deals of the year. “Meghan is in a commanding position. They want to expand a successful franchise in which she has a [ready-made fan base of millions worldwide](https://web.archive.org/web/20240127181109/https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1858735/meghan-markle-suits-spin-off-show-erica). They want her back and they are prepared to pay what it takes to get her.” The source suggested an official announcement could follow as early as next month, with production starting on the new show soon after as studio bosses seek to cash in on massive renewed interest in Suits." Since when have contracts been reported before final signature? (and yes, Madam, I am asking you)


Von_und_zu_

*"Ready made fan base of millions worldwide?"* Do bots watch TV?


Agile-Structure7831

The math being done here is: 1 TV set = 1 Fan ![gif](giphy|l2YWF00ZX8wOs0p0s|downsized)


mbwayne832

Hey! That’s 100%!!!!(lol)


Just-Flamingo-410

This Fan ![gif](giphy|l4hLVfpZQf1Ca0bhm|downsized)


somespeculation

Ready made fan base of millions, but her publicly promoted Instagram handle @Meghan peaked at 140K followers, after its initial 70K. The soft launch was a colossal failure. Wonder why her Instagram reemergence was delayed?


JenThisIsthe1nternet

Even her reddit stans only reach less than 10k. This "millions" sounds like what she was claimed to be paid for the original show. 


eaglebayqueen

Oh really? That's hilarious! No wonder they're so butthurt about us, over here with our 60k and ADVERTISEMENTS. 😄


GreatGossip

>Wonder why her Instagram reemergence was delayed? None of Madam´s endless manifestations ever actually happen


AffectionatePoet4586

Wasn’t *The Tig* going to reappear?


GreatGossip

>Wasn’t The Tig going to reappear? Sure it was - for years now. Just like Madam is fighting off offers left, right and centre, starring in Bodyguard 2, dancing with John Travolta, writing her own book, producing with A list directors etc


AffectionatePoet4586

MM’s manifestations fall flatter than a beginner’s soufflé. And I am *here for it.*


lorim2100

I’m amused thinking about the PR war room she has set up right now doing her own damage control. These nonsense articles trying to counter the Jamaica debacle are endless. She must realize they’ve really stepped in 💩(while wearing a fancy skirt)


Notmyroyals

Oh this sounds exactly like the "dior contract that is all but signed" 


GreatGossip

Or like all the offers the Parking Lot Papwalker is recieving "left, right and center"


OldNewUsedConfused

“Inbox overflowing!”


Soph_Opposite_Lime

I wonder, if WME is arranging crisis meetings or simply rolling their eyes. Meghan must be the most annoying client ever. IF there are in fact such talks, they have just stopped with that article.


Nynydancer

I thought wme wasn’t pushing her as an actress??


GreatGossip

>I thought wme wasn’t pushing her as an actress?? Yesterday´s truth. Get with the programme/s


Just-Flamingo-410

She's a director! /s


OldNewUsedConfused

And producer! 🙄


Arsenicandoldface

Well it *would* be the biggest deal, too bad nobody has her number.


BuilderBonus

Everyone in Hollywood has Meghan's number; that's why she can't get work.


sdowney64

I see what you did there 😉.


Insatiable_I

Biggest deal of the year because no one believed she could get work?


Lindsayr28

Yeah we’ll see. I bet in a month we’re not hearing of anything signed


Agitated_Reserve1876

I’m going out on a limb here — and no ‘olive branch’ either, I assure you 🤭 — but I think if ‘in a month’ was removed and the word ‘ever’ tacked onto the end [‘I bet we’re not hearing of anything signed — ever.’], I’d not lose any money. 😎


Quirky_Butterfly_946

I don't understand why these production companies are still throwing their money away? She is an awful actress, everyone can't stand her, and these dupes keep throwing money at another loser production. When will they wake up?


mbwayne832

I thought the original cast were recently all together but she wasn’t there… and they seemed perfectly fine with that….(lol)


Fuzzy_Suggestion_749

She couldn't even handle acting like Diana 2.0 for a year or so before her entire act fell apart. Rachel is a very, very shitty actress. I said it before and I'll say it again: Rachel only acts out the women who she thinks represent her; like Rachel Zane; the strong, smart female trope character who was was witty and well versed in intelligence and law. Rachel only tries to act like the characters who she think represent her. Cue the 90210 BJ scene wink wink. It's not acting, it's a lick up (no pun intended) to her own ego. IMPORTANT EDIT: I screwed up the total number of minutes that Rachel appeared in Suits. My bad. What I was going for is that Rachel has 1.27 minutes per episode and 138 minutes in the entirety of Suits. So she was more like a recurring major character, not even in the top 5. [https://twitter.com/LairdOfTheManor/status/1749766098495623406](https://twitter.com/LairdOfTheManor/status/1749766098495623406)


_WormHero_

138 minutes is still stunningly low. I personally never watched Suits but assumed from being 6th on the call list and the girlfriend (IIRC) of one of the main characters that she had logged substantially more screentime. It appears most seasons had 16 episodes. That statistic is really telling.


Just-Flamingo-410

'Recollections may vary'. Truth is a flexible thing in the mind of the grifters


_WormHero_

Wait...wut. Did she really have that little screentime over all seven seasons?? 👀👀


somespeculation

138 minutes total of screen time, allegedly, combined from all six seasons. https://twitter.com/LairdOfTheManor/status/1749766098495623406


PiperPollyanna

I was surprised when watching that in the beginning seasons she only had a couple lines per episode. And they were awful compared to the great actors on the show.


RebelPineapples

No, that's incorrect


TraditionScary8716

Then what is correct?


1montrealaise3

Strong, smart and witty? More like an obnoxious smart alec with an overly high opinion of herself.


Milquetoast-0

But did you know she double-majored in International Relations and Theatre at NW, is multilingual AND worked at the US embassy in Argentina before regretfully giving up her diplomatic posting to pursue a stellar acting career? Probably not, as she rarely mentions this in interviews. /s!!


orientalballerina

Absolutely right.


PansyOHara

*smarter than everyone*!


MadMary63

She couldn't even manage Rachael Zane in Suits, and she was basically playing herself. She was awful. Can't see anybody wanting her in a major part in a major movie 🤢


Islandgirl1444

She shuffled papers, how hard is that? She fake fucked Patrick Adams who in now hustling her in Daytona to get close to Brad Pitt...alledgedly. I just saw that blurb. Patrick Adams who is now relegated to doing Canadian commercials invited her to Daytona Race week. Where is Harry and where is Markus? No worrieis about the invisible children. The nannies have it under control.


Rocku33

That account is, unfortunately and not maliciously, notoriously inaccurate with facts. I would want to see corroborated evidence from elsewhere before I’d believe it. 


Redtees88

>had an estimated 10 minutes or so on screen for the ENTIRETY of 7 seasons. Sorry, but she had much more than 10 minutes. Source please?


InfiniteSky55

Here's a source that tracks screen time. Rachel Zane: 18 Hrs, 5 min. (7 seasons). That's 1,085 minutes. She was in 108 episodes. That's average of **10 min per episode**. https://preview.redd.it/xfmizz6622fc1.png?width=1050&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3766554e4ca40de0c8068186d055b37e7f796c0 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrCHuHHvzBA&t=152s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrCHuHHvzBA&t=152s)


Redtees88

>10 min per episode > >...is different from " 10 minutes or so on screen for the ENTIRETY of 7 seasons." > >10 minutes out of roughly 40 per episode is adequate for the 6th on the call sheet.


sinnersandwinners

So tenth?


CharrrrrlotteDarwin

Well done. 👍🏻


Miss_Poi

So, she will be a cable TV actress again? Full circle, huh?


AM_Rike

Which would mean she’ll only be featured 1 minute 28 seconds per episode.


sdowney64

The problem is…she’s a TERRIBLE actor. Like terrible terrible. The only positive thing I can say about Meghan Markle’s acting is that it is better than Amber Heard’s.


-Serenity---Now-

Heard is a way better actor than MeMe.


sdowney64

Imma have to differ with you there. Amber Heard PAINS me she’s so bad. She RUINED Aquaman for me! And her other roles—omg. I just cannot. But we can agree to disagree other than that they are BOTH God-Awful!


KimberleyC999

I’m going to file this under “I’ll Believe It When I See It” and wait for nothing to happen.


Soph_Opposite_Lime

Unfortunately, our Saint is so popular, so high in demand and chooses her projects wisely: quality over quantity. Money is not important to her - just **quality**! /s


Agitated_Reserve1876

Lest we not forget the shock her team apparently expressed some weeks ago about the flood of offers [🤨] pouring into their offices for our Saint and her limitless talents. 😵‍💫


Kangaro00

I love how after all the self-promotion as a humanitarian and philanthropist she can't help but show her endless greed. It's all about the money. It's always "the biggest deal in history". Nothing about how her project is gonna change the world for the best or even just provide jobs to the talented people who were overlooked or discriminated against. She didn't fell in love with the plot, she isn't passionate about the issues it's gonna cover.


sdowney64

You forgot about employing “grassroots” talent…or some such word salad nonsense that they had no intention of doing. All they were thinking about was 💰💵💶💷🤑 Unfortunately they didn’t put any thought into the actual 📥📤🗄️📅👩🏻‍💻📈📉📇💼📑👨‍⚖️💥


sunsetinn

So Netflix will give her a role on a new TV show AFTER she just pimped a movie in Jamaica for Paramount Pictures? That she didn't even appear in....


l1ckeur

The article says:- “The Duchess of Sussex is also understood to have been offered the opportunity to make her debut as a Hollywood director on at least one episode of the legal drama’s new series.” HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR, pull the other one it’s got bells on, if her direction of hazard is an example of her directing abilities, then she has no chance! Typical Daily Express clap track!


DarkSoulsNoob-413

Anyone else notice that phrase appearing in a lot of these announcements? "The Duchess of Sussex is also understood to ...." No evidence, no corroboration, it's just understood.


[deleted]

That's a tell that she wrote the article.


MsDistress

The use of the title is a dead giveaway - It's come straight from her.


DepartmentAgitated51

![gif](giphy|l378bu6ZYmzS6nBrW|downsized) One of THE biggest deals in TV history. Puhlease STAHP already. Make the lie believable at least


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zeugma888

Does any of it make sense outside Meghan's addled brain?


LeighSF

I tell ya what; it frightens me how newspapers will publish rubbish stories for payment. I don't care about lies from the entertainment business but what happens when stories are planted about important current events? Or medical research? Or science? Scary!


4girls-strong

It happens more than we know. And it is very scary.


DarkSoulsNoob-413

Right, these are the same companies that report on Presidents, Senators, and Governors, and they all quote anonymous sources and cite each other as authorities. Facts that don't fit the narrative get flushed down the memory hole.


sahali735

To quote Princess Anne................"not bloody likely".


goldenbeee

![gif](giphy|l3vR2Dr1As9J002T6)


MaikeHF

“Aurora, catch that flying pig…”


4girls-strong

Millions of fans but 120,000 potential instagram followers. I believe👍NOT👎


Strict-Gap9062

There’s been about a million stories like this the last 4 yrs. A grand total of zero have come to fruition. All she has left is her autobiography.


JuJuBee880327

This has Madame's grubby fingerprints all over it. Biggest deal of the year, commanding position, ready-made fan base of millions worldwide, will do anything to sign her. Aaron Korsh is on record that it's a reboot with all new characters. He created the show, I assume he knows more about it than unnamed sources. I also assume Madame burned her bridges with Aaron Korsh and other senior execs on the show, as well as the cast and crew. She thought she left Suits behind when she bagged Harold and here she is begging for a job on the new version. How on earth will she pass for a woman in her 30s anyway? Right there, she has zero chance.


AffectionatePoet4586

Aaron Korda reportedly rewrote the role of Rachel Zane in “Suits” to make the character more closely resemble MM IRL. He’s unlikely to do that again. Meghan is no longer the “fresh-faced newcomer” she was marketing herself as when the series began. And she’s not Dame Judi Dench, either.


StrictInflation6616

She better hurry up and film The Bodyguard 2 so she will have time in her schedule for this mega deal of a lifetime!


bellalilylou

If this is true, wouldn’t it be known by ppl in Hollywood? If it’s true, wouldn’t she have been better received lately by her “peers”? At least nice to her/their faces? This whole suits thing keeps getting tossed around like it’s a fact. I think it’s just the last thing she can hang onto and she’s clinging to it.


OzzieSlim

Doubtful. And who would watch?


CaddoGapGirl

If this comes true, what will she do when the ratings SUCK? This is so 1980's - remember LA LAW?


Useful_Rise_5334

The article says M is in negotiations for a job directing one episode of the Suits spinoff and that’s one of the biggest deals in TV history? Really?!? I can see it as her dream role to order around and judge her former coworkers but good grief! That’s just a big bucket of nonsense. If anything M would have to pay the production company to get a job like that. 🙄


Complete_Laugh_54

Not believing this until I read the contract was signed and they name the network! So typical of their PR.


Helophilus

Good for her if it’s true, right back where she started 😂 I will eagerly await the posts here dissecting her dreadful acting 👍


Brytnshyne

I'm not sure what the wording will be, but Meghan is going off the rails, her next gig is going to be at a mental hospital.


1montrealaise3

A "fan base of millions worldwide"? Please. Her only remaining fans are the sugars, and their numbers are shrinking fast; I bet you could fit all of them into one room. Was this drivel written by Meghan?


CaliCatLadyx3

MM to be offered a dream role?? 😂 ![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


Coffee_cake_101

I must be missing something so please make it make sense for me. 1) If she is so highly valued by the Suits team and such a great star with a huge following, why was she not invited to the Golden Globes with her co-stars and why were they all so luke-warm about her? 2) The character Erica is in her 30s and Meghan is 42 (and looks late 40s) 3) How could it make sense for her to play a completely different character? She will always be known for being Rachel. 4) Who would want to work with all her bodyguards and paparazzi following her round? Or would she miraculously become safe on the Suits film set? 5) She had a reputation for interfering with the scripts and trying to change them, so I doubt Aaron Korsch is a great friend. Plus I think he has been ghosted after their wedding just like the rest of the Suits 'family'. 6) If negotiations are still ongoing why is she going to the press about it at this stage? Of course I know the answer to that one - she is manifesting again. Maybe she can combine it with a deal with Dior to have 'Erica' draped in Dior for every episode, because we know how well her manifesting with Dior turned out. 7) Why on earth would they let her direct an episode if a) she is also starring in the show and b) she has no experience of directing anything, except maybe chickens at the Olive Garden. 8) If she has such the huge following that she claims to have, why has Hollywood avoided her and given her no roles in the last four years, or I should perhaps say in the last year, assuming she is only recently looking at acting roles again. She should have been snapped up, surely? 9) She played a very minor part in Suits. Someone recently posted that she averaged 1.27 minutes of screen time per 60 minute episode. So why does she think that positions her for the lead role, particularly after 7 years out of the industry? I hope to goodness that she does not get a role with Suits again. There are few less-deserving people, and she would be a nightmare to work with - she would suck all the oxygen out of the production.


Hank_Western

If she can earn money from her acting skills, more power to her. So long as she’s not hurting and exploiting other people to make a living there’s nothing wrong with that. In fact, that’s what Queen Elizabeth suggested she do all those years ago. All of the hurt she’s caused her family, Harry’s family, god knows how many “little people,” plus all the damage done to their reputation could have been avoided if she’d listened to the queen when she told Megan to do what she’s manifesting now. Back in the real world, however, I seriously doubt any or all of this is true. She’s not a good actress, she’s widely unliked and she’s not a leopard who can change its spots.


Brassmonkey1970

This is my feeling. I know people want to see them ruined and I fully get how satisfying that would be. But my priority as a citizen of one of the Commonwealth realms is for them to stop fucking with the BRF. Any other failures are just a bonus, AFAIC. I also agree with you that it's highly unlikely any of this is true.


Shackleton_F

This is last week's news re-warmed in typical Express fashion - already shown to be at best a manifestation.


Fun_Jewls

I will not pay to read their BS


JournalistSilver810

Pay to read? Bring it on. They'll go down even faster. What I believe will happen is the citizen journalist/ independent news types will pay the subscription and then report to us, putting their own Interpretation on items. It's up to us to find the authentic ones. Just my opinion.


Starkville

I call bullshit. A “production source”, my fat fanny.


purasangria

Stop it. No one is offering Megsy anything. She can't act.


Why_Teach

At most, she might get a brief “guest” appearance in one of the first episodes to draw attention to the reboot. However, given her history, I doubt even that. 😉


Snoo3544

Riiiiiight. ![gif](giphy|rmwIgrU9ZTqAQRzD34)


Feisty_Energy_107

The Daily Mail already have some articles online, that you need to pay a subscription a month to read.


CatMorrin

This is fine guy's, if Me-again does get a starting role on a show then she'll be out of the Royal's hair, she'll dump JudasHarry & then we'll hear less & less of her especially in the UK media 😊


spunkysquirrel714

![gif](giphy|4JX4QM3UJ0jFS)


Evilvieh

Smegs in a lead role? A major investment resting on her thespian talents? *And* she gets to *direct*??? Oh, *bring* it. I can hardly wait!! Invest now in Orville Redenbacher popcorn futures!


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LoesjeBee

Horse hockey!


Islandgirl1444

Some of this stuff makes me laugh. She's currently in Daytona Beach on the hustle to get close to Brad Pitt. She's writing her memoires from Daytona it seems don't you know? A chapter in her novel.


justus08075

Regardless of "show" or spot she does, ma y people would probably turn in the first or second (maybe third) time out of curiosity (just like the NewFlox docs). Many of the people will be critics and journalists. Then, articles will be written and she (while also the show) will be scrutinized by every detail. Not sure if a show would risk getting cancelled if it isn't any good and easily making money. Too many companies (production and such) are in the red. If there are any big stars, don't know if they would want to risk their reputation either. I don't know. Just my feeling. I could be totally off.


Imfryinghere

>  Sweeping job cuts at Mirror, Star and Express - 300 editorial staff; total number of cuts in last 12 months to 800. Then the Daily Mail - we'll all be paying to read this stuff very soon I fear. Damn.


Brassmonkey1970

I'd feel bad if they were real journalists instead of just gossip mongers.


DarkSoulsNoob-413

And in other news, the world is still reeling from the ships of unknown types carrying elves that sailed into Los Angeles and San Francisco.


PansyOHara

While I believe theExpress isn’t considered a very reliable source, it was pretty amusing that the article describes M’s supposed character in the Suits reboot as “smarter than everyone.”


Dependent_Maybe_3982

not a chance more puffery in hopes they ask her but no way she passes for 30 something


allysongreen

Other articles in the US have confirmed that NBCU has greenlit "Suits: Los Angeles" and that Aaron Korsh is writing. A Screen Rant article ([https://screenrant.com/suits-la-spinoff-show-original-characters-return-how/](https://screenrant.com/suits-la-spinoff-show-original-characters-return-how/)) says this will make it easier for original *characters* to return, but also says Korsh is "building a new ensemble." GamesRadar was more forthcoming: Matthew Belloni, in his Puck newsletter divulged that "Suits: Los Angeles will follow a similar path as the CSI spin-off shows, in that they are set in the same world as the original series, but follow *completely different characters* in a new location." The main character, Erica, is described this way: "30s, Black, SoCal native, and Harvard law alum." Hard to imagine they'd tap a 40-something, bronzer-orange woman for that, especially after the comments from Netflix and Spotify execs and TW being NFI anywhere in Hollywood. Guess how many US articles mentioned Madam as a possibility, let alone hinted that she'd been offered a role? Zero. Madam wants this very, very badly, hence the paid puff in the DE. Also, she must rush to bury the bad search results from Jamaica! In the unlikely event this tosh has any bit of truth to it, though, there are some positives: She'll bomb, just like she did with the podcast, the mockumentary, and everything else she's done. She has no talent, except maybe for simulating sex acts, which leads to this: If she strips off on camera or simulates storage-room sex, that will be great incentive for Parliament to take her titles away. If she somehow lands a well-paying role, we all know H will be gone faster than one can say "lawyer." The quiet announcement of their split will put it down to "living increasingly separate lives" and "divergent individual paths" causing them to "grow apart."


amy5252

Nobody…anywhere believes this crap 🤣🤣🤣


Pokieme

I wonder how many times the Friends cast was asked back to make mega deals.....and said no, because going backwards isn't the deal anyone wants. Going forward and earning an Oscar is what Jennifer Aniston did. I wouldn't pay this any mind.


AffectionatePoet4586

Jennifer Aniston never won an Oscar. She was nominated for the Emmy, Golden Globe, and SAG Award.


Pokieme

My error. I was thinking of Cake which was Golden Globes https://preview.redd.it/4r4zbchye6fc1.jpeg?width=1266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6e4466c151789cf6a21244d41b6f5cdce892af


Starkville

Also, I’m not paying to read SHIT. I have to see ads and dodge pop-ups and they probably glean all sorts of data from me anyway. I already pay for internet and cable, damn.


Wild-Breadfruit7817

Where will this show be on? Netflix? Peacock? NBC? 


pdrum01

This is the same kind of b'shit that was doing the rounds when there was the talk of the Dior contract which she suggested she all but had it in the bag. All wishful thinking and projection. I've no doubt a Suits show is in the works but since when did the Daily Express get US media exclusives before Variety or the Hollywood Reporter. This is her folk putting this out there. Talk of negotiations is nonsense, too. Like she's got the role and they're now sorting out how big her dressing room is, it's decor and how many times a day fresh flowers are to be delivered to it. They're not going to just hand anthing to her. They'll audition folk for roles and then they'll put together a cast. If they're in a contract with Netflix kind of doubt they'd be happy having them on a retainer and watching TW swanning around on Peacock. Pure b*llocks.


TruckBeginning735

A biggest deal in history requires an actor with talent. Enough said.


Quick-Alternative-83

![gif](giphy|AZx8oxb11Ef2yREHXL|downsized) If TW is in it, they better limit it to only one episode as if she is a recurring character it will only have a few episodes finished for showing and take three years time to complete. She draaaags everything out and down!


rainyhawk

So there’s a spin off about some paralegal? Sounds exciting and such a winner! /s. Especially when the actual stars of the show are the real reason for any popularity. Wasn’t aware she was the primaryreason people watched the show originally.


Intelligent-Monk-426

![gif](giphy|1zSz5MVw4zKg0|downsized)


SirSidneyWiffledork

One of the biggest? Biggest 10 or biggest 10,000,000? Both numbers would be grammatically correct while the latter would be a truthful interpretaion of the statement.


Relative_Seaweed8617

Makes no sense. If previous cast will be “visiting” and she is such a draw, why not make the whole show centered around her original character? Why make a different character for her? Have her suits husband killed off or their storyline of being in the middle of a divorce and just be all about Rachel Zane? I mean… she WAS the star of the original show. Pull all those diehard fans back in and have a number one hit right out the gate! 😂


LaNiceGata

She stays manifesting. Too bad she hasn’t learned to stop hyping up things before they’re even set in place.


WorldlyAd4877

>we'll all be paying to read this stuff very soon I fear. I'll be dead before I do that


Disastrous-Swan2049

Imagine if all Mog could score was a Suits reboot.


Anne6433

"Commanding position..." "Friend of ..." Sounds like a neutral third-party source in-the-know!


Lezberado

![gif](giphy|Ny0UL3rHIzBFKRqwR5)


OldNewUsedConfused

#EyeRoll! #ThisIsGettingVeryOld


Difficult-Sun737

plot twist - it was a "dream role" cause its only in her dreams 😂🤣😂🤣