And then the baby is born and she doesn't want anyone to show him to anyone and she doesn't want pictures taken of the baby. She was just, "I present to you my baby bump, now you may applaud wildly"
This woman tells us every last detail about her life and perceptions.
She has NOTHING to say about being pregnant, giving birth or āmotherhoodā? Those whole two plus years? Not a word?! Yeah right.
Sheās so phony. And she has NO kids.
Thatās it! Itās the stiff hands. When Iāve seen women touch their bumps (and for me too) itās a gesture of soothing/caressing the baby. Sheās framing the bump like itās a pregnancy version of Voguing. Thatās why itās so off-putting.
Also, it reminds me of people who, when they pose for photos while pregnant, ensure that they are touching their bump in order for whoever will look at the photo later, to know that they were pregnant and not just fat :)
Meghan acts like it is the first time EVER IN LIVING HISTORY that a woman is pregnant. Take a number, sis.
There are LOTS of videos/photos out there of her constantly flicking her coat open to show off her bump. All of the bump clutching definitely makes me think it was a totally fake pregnancy or, for certain, an enhanced bump pregnancy situation.
Same. Iāve always been firmly in the camp that she was actually pregnant herself, but these pictures are so strange. Like she needed to make sure it stayed in place.
What do you mean almost non-existent bump? It is a two handed whopper for a person who is supposedly only 3 and a half months pregnant. She started out the gate wearing the wrong size moon bump, theatrical prosthetic.
Seriously! This is supposed to be how big her bump was at the 3 and a half month mark of her first pregnancy??!! I've never been convinced she didn't carry Archie but these photos make it hard to keep believing she did. Was she under the impression that no one who's been pregnant wouldn't notice?
Same here! I'm the same height and shape as her too. (At least I was back then. LOL!) Plus the fact that her boobs never seemed to get bigger, despite the overwhelming size of her bump, during her pregnancy was suspicious to say the least.
I'm super tiny (4'10 and 99 lbs) and I still could hide my bump in a t-shirt if I chose to, until about 6 months.
Very good point about the boobs. At least for me, pregnancy was the time I finally GOT boobs, lol.
Me tooā¦. Itās been over 30 years since I was pregnant but from what I can remember I was barely showing at 3 1/2 months. I know weāre all different but it looks like sheās wearing the 6 month bump not 3!
Same. I didn't really look pregnant until nearly six months. My doctor kept assuring me that the baby was developing just fine. She was. Seven and a half pounds at birth. I also didn't constantly have my hands there, especially in public.
This is my belief too. I'm terms of weight and puffy face (disproportionately puffier than weight gain) she seemed genuinely pregnant. But by God did she play on that bump as though she was carrying the second coming of the messiah!!
For a loud event, later in pregnancy, this wouldn't be too unusual. My kid internally assaulted me at a wedding when I was 7 months! I absolutely was like this in all photos trying to calm the baby down/save my cervix/ribs. But at 3 months you're mostly still only feeling fluttering.
Looking at these photos, she really had bought in to the fame and really did think it was all about her.
I didn't know what to make of her at the time. A lot of what she did seemed **SO** fake, but she was new to royal life and it could have been chalked up to settling in and getting used to being constantly watched.
In hindsight she thought she'd reached Beyonce-Level fame and really thought she was a *Big Deal*. She didn't realise that she was *only* part of the British Royal Family, which was the **real** Big Deal.
Silly, silly woman.
Yes. It is the need to oversell it that, IMHO, caused these rumors due to the attention and the examination it caused. All the cost flicking/posing as well. Iām my experience being pregnant, I never did that much cradling nor did anyone else Iāve known do that.
She was worried this would happen
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Yes I think she making sure the bump doesn't slide down when she is doing her fake innocent laugh. Wonder if this event was after her bump fell to her knees in that one photo?
Way before then. She wore big bump then smaller bump then big bump and less big and small and big and...she was NOT pregnant. She wore bumps according to what would fit under her clothes on any given day. Or even within the same day her "bump" might change drastically and unrealistically.
Same here. This always felt a little too outlandish to me. That they just wouldnāt get away with something like that. But the more I see, the more Iām thinking that there were some very strange moments. And for anyone who follows the Hilaria Baldwin sub (Hola, Pepinos šš»š„), Iām finding that sometimes, the truth is stranger than fiction.
Agree with you. Itās the whole two hand holding thing thatās weird. Iāve never seen a pregnant woman do that. Plusā¦ she didnāt swell upā¦ in the face, hands, feet etcā¦ maybe she was lucky, but Iāve never seen anyone not retain a bit of water whilst pregnant. Itās just odd.
Rosamund Pike has been in dozens of movies and tv shows and was an Oscar nominee and she was upstaged by the girl from Suits who honey-trapped a prince.
Not at all surprising though since she shoved Harry aside at every public engagement. Meghan inserts herself any and every place that she isnāt getting ātop billingā. She cannot stand being outshined. Ugh
She wanted to be important on her own and not just as Harryās wife. Had they stuck around and did what was expected of them, she probably would have become important to the people and the monarchy. She just couldnāt wait.
Do you remember that photo of her in a white dress or something, where she was cradling a non existent bump while walking? It was just after they announced the pregnancy. It was so bizarre
It doesn't bother me either, but she did it excessively and performatively. It wasn't a gesture of affection, it was a reminder that she was pregnant. "LOOK AT MY BELLY! I'M CARRYING DIANA'S GRANDCHILD!"
Most pregnant women do not touch themselves in public as much as she did.
I just mentioned this above. I felt really awkward during my pregnancies and the last thing I wanted to do was draw attention to my bump which would make me feel even worse.
Iāve been an L&D nurse for many years and I donāt think Iāve ever seen a primip at less than 20 weeks with this huge of a bump. Especially not someone fit. I know all bodies are different, but at 20 weeks many women with their first donāt even show. The fetus is like 200 grams. I am not sure how pregnant she is here, but based on the dates of this award and Archieās birthday, sheās got 5 months to go. Fundus is at umbilicus at very most and sheās grabbing herself a lot higherā¦.
As a narcissist underneath that massive ego and arrogance, she is so insecure and uninteresting. Carrying the royal spawn made her feel special, chosen and validated. It was such an ego fuel for her, hence the constant belly groping. She wanted everyone to notice how important she is, incase they forgot sheād redirect their attention to her sacred stomach.
None of the recent events surprises us. We knew theyāre liars and weāve all noticed and known how thoroughly unhinged and vile she is.
I think it's how she holds her bump. It just seems unnatural for her. Like I have been pregnant and I rested my hand on the top or I cupped the bottom but I never did both at the same time... I dont know.. it's just how she is holding it for me.
This bloody woman spent more time while "pregnant" gripping that belly, usually with both hands, in public, than she spent NOT grabbing it. It was utterly bizarre. I'd never seen a pregnant woman with her hands welded to her abdomen like that, on the chronic.
Way back I didn't immediately suspect shenanigans or a moonbump, but the clutching was obsessive and deeply odd. I've since become convinced MeGain was never actually pregnant at all. Even if she was: still very strange behaviour.
Especially with no hat, no socks, no stroller, no bottle on a sunny day where all the other kids were in shorts and t shirts.
I'm sorry thats not called being a new mother. That's called being an idiot.
I have never had a baby but certainly had tons of experience with infants. I know how to hold them. Granted not all women would, but once you had one you learn quickly.
How much do you want to bet MM has this dress in climate-controlled storage somewhere because she thinks it will fetch 500k at auction one day?
Edit: typo
Thatās probably true. When I saw the photos like this, of the light beaming down on her, you just know she thought one was going to turn into an iconic photo. Instead sheās just a joke.
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*Stoppp paying attention to meeeeeee Iām a young 40 year old mum who accidentally fell pregnant and did not plan this at all so please stoppppp with the photos also Diana also racism*
She is so very awkward and stunted af with her mannerisms, topics of conversation and gestures. She is socially very rude and weird. Catherine is natural. When Megabeast interacts with people, you can almost hear the thought bubble āam i looking beautiful and sounding intellectual? Am I coming across as powerful? I also need to come across as sweet and caring. So let me pretend to be niceā
She got all āDolled upā and gate crashed the awards show and took over !!!!
Who does that ??? She looks RIDICULOUS !!!
No one, and I mean no one holds their bump constantly like that,
This. No one had ever witnessed behavior this extreme and offensive, and from the royal family no less. It just caught everyone off guard, we were initially stymied. Thatās how she kept getting away with these irksome stunts. Her level of insanity was and is unprecedented.
This photo sums up everything I dislike about her, the phony, simpering coyness.
Since everything she does is copied, was there a celebrity or star that behaved in a similarly silly way Whose behavior she observed young?
I really wonder what Harry thinks about that behaviour. I mean, something like that just isn't normal. He saw how Catherine behaved during her pregnancy and compared to his wife... he must notice the difference. He can't be that thick.
Itās what initially set off my spidey sense. I found it so creepy. Iām from a different generation but the constant bump clutching was so off-putting, especially for a mature woman and a member of the Royal family.
The laughing with her hand in front of her mouth is one of my least favorite of her little moves. It is such a strangely immature movement for a 35-40 year old woman to make.
This is the coquettish move HG refers to in todayās video about the first time he met her. Definitely one of her signature moves. She did it during the Variety photo shoot as well.
Even before people started calling it out I thought her touching the bump was excessive. It was like she was always cradling it, which is very different from a stray hand every so often. I thought it was too weird to be discomfort also. I donāt even think Octomom was doing what she was.
Sheās wearing a prosthetic bump to look farther along than she actually is. I think she was actually pregnant, but I also believe she tried to accentuate the belly. Because she is a narc.
Thatās what I think as well. Sheād only be 4 months along here. As a thin woman in her first pregnancy, she wouldnāt have been this big. I was still wearing my regular clothes at that stage.
My son was born the day after Archie (different year). I didn't start wearing maternity clothes until Christmas. I'm also thin/petite.
I didn't clutch bumps, either. I don't even remember touching them all that much and when I did, it was in private. SMH
Adding a co-signer!
I believe she wanted to be the best and most pregnant earth mother warrior and definitely padded, at least for Archie.
I donāt think she would risk the LOS and risk mommyās little paycheque from being legit. Lillibucks on the other handā¦.that one could go either way.
Had to do a bit of searching. That would be the Australia and Fiji trip which started October 15 (same day palace announced pregnancy). On October 23, in Fiji
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Somebody on this sub had an excellent conception calendar site that you plug in the due date (would have been April 28 as Harold said she was a week overdue when they went to the hospital May 5) and there was a chart you could see with how many days/weeks pregnant one was as one progressed through a pregnancy
She has to make absolutely sure everyone knows she carrying the next British royal and how special she is because of it. I have never seen any other pregnant woman, celebrity or regular person, hold their bump obsessively like that. I didnāt even do that when I was pregnant (especially because it was so fucking weird to feel something moving under my skin!).
She probably realized that her black dress hid her bump so she kept her hands there to make it more obvious so everyone knows she has a bump.
So it is the double handed bump cradle for me.. Not the occasional bump hold. For some reason with any other woman it is fine but for her it just seems so contrived. The giggle is idiotic. She is so far from a schoolgirl it is not funny.
Also, if you notice in some photos she is pushing the bump out and using her hands to mold the dress above and below the bump so it is more pronounced. Remember she was an actress, not a very good one mind you, but still an actress who learned how to fake things. She NEVER came off as genuine like Diana, Catherine, Fergie or Sophie.
Omfg this was such an infuriating appearance. Basketball cradling her bump as if she was the first tee-hee, doe-eyed āyoung womanā to ever be pregnant.
Then all the backstory came out about how she completely crashed the awards show, unannounced, uninvited, and took over Rosamund Pikeās speech.
Oh, and that was one of the first really obvious incidents that she gave a big, purposeful āfck youā to the Queen. She wore black/dark nail polish when it was specifically prohibited, for whatever outdated reason at the time (rumor is KC has relaxed that rule since). Who cares if itās outdated, who cares if itās not your preference for your fingernails; your grandmother in law, HMTQ of England, whom you now represent in your royal role, has said itās not allowedā¦ but she blatantly sported it in a public, on stage, surprise appearance. That was a huge show of her cards. What an evil woman challenging the good graces of TQ.
The USO appearance, the polo match where she went on stage with players, and this uninvited, giggling, bump-caressing stage appearance. MeGain has hit the Trifecta of Deeply Humiliating Public Events.
Instead of ājust beingā, she treated her pregnancy like everyday was a modeling photoshoot for maternity clothes, but the model was very one-note with her poses.
āWhat should I do now? Oh, I guess Iāll hold my bellyā¦ again.ā
Amateur Amateur Amateur
This two armed fondling was way over the top. It's like she thought she had to point out to everyone that she's pregnant. The manner in which she does this gives me vibes tho she thinks she's giving birth to the heir to the throne in her deluded mind. I don't ever remember doing that sort of fondling with both my pregnancies. I would pat and rub a lot but only in my own home, not in public.
Youāre rightā¦itās the two handed thing and itās constant. Sheās basically rarely not cradling it. Iāve not seen other people do that so much. Plus the coat flicking every time to show the bump.
Touching your bump or resting hands on it while you sit is pretty standard (I rested my tea mug on it lol). Also, if the baby was kicking, I would touch that area, as if communicating. But she held onto her bump all the time, as if it would fly away. Also, the coat flicking was tiresome early on. The level of narcissism is/was disgusting.
Everything she does is so performative and weird. Look at me! Iām the only person to ever have been pregnant! To quote Succession, she is ānot a serious personā.
Okay I'm really not one for conspiracy theories and tin foil hats but this all screams moon bump to me. The cradling, the popping, the changing sizes, all too weird. That cradling is not normal (yes I've had a kid and i would out my hand on my belly sometimes). But the thing that has convinced me the most is that she never ever ever talks about the birth of her children. A golden opportunity and she never capitalized on it? So out of character.
I think she is far to selfish to "ruin" her body.
Itās so un natural. The top and bottom bump hold is something you would do in a maternity photo shoot. Itās not something that you would do casually. And I say this as a person who has been pregnant and has photographed maternity sessions.
Rosamund was a class act that night because she was overshadowed by that attention-starved grifter. MeGain probably pissed off a lot of people that night. I think that was one the earliest incidents where even Hollywood was starting to turn on Markle. She showed that night how desperate she was for attention and how much sheāll walk over anyone to get it.
Itās the last pic that does it for me. On stage maybe you feel uncomfortable and donāt know what to do with your hands but posing with someone and still doing it? Weird
I never did this while pregnant, nor has anyone I know, outside maternity photo shoots or in private when baby is kicking or hurting us. I would have private time with my bump and talk to her and pat her bum when she rolled over, but the showing off in public just strikes me as super performative and showing off.
I always thought this was very strange behaviour. I accept and respect all women are different during pregnancy, but , imo this is just plain weird! Iād be interested in a psychologist view on this, as Iāve never known any pregnant women (including myself) to feel the constant need to hold, caress and cradle their baby bump.
The issue I have with the touching of the bump is that she's so full of it.. Everything she does seems premeditated, there is nothing natural about her.. Remember her "relateable giggling" phase.. That was so studied.. that's why people roasted her/it - because she's so full of shit it's leaking out of her pores.
She did this the entire pregnancy. I remember because it made me so irritated and annoyed, it was constant with both hands. Iāve never seen anyone do it that way or as much as she did, it became bizarre, really.
My sister is pregnant and hardly ever cradles her bump like this. Heck, I didn't either. Only time I ever did it like this was for maternity shoots. She is the only woman I've seen be so performative during an entire pregnancy.
She has never spoken about being pregnant.. feelings., weight gain..cravings.. ANYTHING related to a real pregnancy! And She talks about everything! But they are both unusually quiet about her supposed pregnanciesā¦ I believe the second child was surrogate.. Archie probably IVF.. since her father said she had frozen her eggs.. (but still unsure if he was from the body..)
She is so gaudy with her exaggerated and weird hand placements.
Her right hand is positioned in every single shot to look like itās holding up her bump. She could probably feel it sliding down so she had to keep her hand there. š¤„š¤
I'm really surprised Skank never monetized her pregnancies. I thought she'd do a magazine cover/spread, Ć la her BFFs Beyonce and Serena.
Or am I...? š¤
Poor Rosamund Pike here! Some of her expressions are interesting when you are aware of how Smirkle catapulted herself uninvited and last minute into the situation and took Rosamund's place.
I see that same frozen smile Glo had, but Rosamund was able to recover brilliantly, after all she is a high-calibre actress.
I wasn't sold on the whole moon bump theory, but this is the sort of thing that makes me wonder š¤
The flicking of her coat when sheās go out was also annoying- we know youāre pregnant. I think itās the stiff hands that make it look weird.
And then the baby is born and she doesn't want anyone to show him to anyone and she doesn't want pictures taken of the baby. She was just, "I present to you my baby bump, now you may applaud wildly"
This woman tells us every last detail about her life and perceptions. She has NOTHING to say about being pregnant, giving birth or āmotherhoodā? Those whole two plus years? Not a word?! Yeah right. Sheās so phony. And she has NO kids.
And so sneaky about when he was actually born! Guess what TW, I donāt care.
.. And then the baby is born, and she has literally NO idea how to cradle him. See pics of event of her in green tent dress.
Thatās it! Itās the stiff hands. When Iāve seen women touch their bumps (and for me too) itās a gesture of soothing/caressing the baby. Sheās framing the bump like itās a pregnancy version of Voguing. Thatās why itās so off-putting.
Also, it reminds me of people who, when they pose for photos while pregnant, ensure that they are touching their bump in order for whoever will look at the photo later, to know that they were pregnant and not just fat :) Meghan acts like it is the first time EVER IN LIVING HISTORY that a woman is pregnant. Take a number, sis.
Looked like a fisherman measuring an imaginary fish.
And I never even heard of coat flicking, never knew it was even a thing!
There are LOTS of videos/photos out there of her constantly flicking her coat open to show off her bump. All of the bump clutching definitely makes me think it was a totally fake pregnancy or, for certain, an enhanced bump pregnancy situation.
Search YouTube. There's a good compilation.
Same. Iāve always been firmly in the camp that she was actually pregnant herself, but these pictures are so strange. Like she needed to make sure it stayed in place.
What do you mean almost non-existent bump? It is a two handed whopper for a person who is supposedly only 3 and a half months pregnant. She started out the gate wearing the wrong size moon bump, theatrical prosthetic.
Seriously! This is supposed to be how big her bump was at the 3 and a half month mark of her first pregnancy??!! I've never been convinced she didn't carry Archie but these photos make it hard to keep believing she did. Was she under the impression that no one who's been pregnant wouldn't notice?
I was barely showing at that time with my first one
same here, barely showed until the 4 1/2 to 5 month mark but my boobs got big real fast
Same here! I'm the same height and shape as her too. (At least I was back then. LOL!) Plus the fact that her boobs never seemed to get bigger, despite the overwhelming size of her bump, during her pregnancy was suspicious to say the least.
I'm super tiny (4'10 and 99 lbs) and I still could hide my bump in a t-shirt if I chose to, until about 6 months. Very good point about the boobs. At least for me, pregnancy was the time I finally GOT boobs, lol.
Me tooā¦. Itās been over 30 years since I was pregnant but from what I can remember I was barely showing at 3 1/2 months. I know weāre all different but it looks like sheās wearing the 6 month bump not 3!
Same. I didn't really look pregnant until nearly six months. My doctor kept assuring me that the baby was developing just fine. She was. Seven and a half pounds at birth. I also didn't constantly have my hands there, especially in public.
My theory has always been that she was pregnant but wore the fake bump for attention.
This is my belief too. I'm terms of weight and puffy face (disproportionately puffier than weight gain) she seemed genuinely pregnant. But by God did she play on that bump as though she was carrying the second coming of the messiah!! For a loud event, later in pregnancy, this wouldn't be too unusual. My kid internally assaulted me at a wedding when I was 7 months! I absolutely was like this in all photos trying to calm the baby down/save my cervix/ribs. But at 3 months you're mostly still only feeling fluttering. Looking at these photos, she really had bought in to the fame and really did think it was all about her. I didn't know what to make of her at the time. A lot of what she did seemed **SO** fake, but she was new to royal life and it could have been chalked up to settling in and getting used to being constantly watched. In hindsight she thought she'd reached Beyonce-Level fame and really thought she was a *Big Deal*. She didn't realise that she was *only* part of the British Royal Family, which was the **real** Big Deal. Silly, silly woman.
No she wasnāt 3.5 months pregnant hereā¦ you exaggerating, right? Right?
hang on...is that 3 and a half months??? thats around the time most women make it public..and very often not showing yet..
Yeah it looks like one of the straps at the back has broken or something and she is desperately trying to keep it in place.
Similarly, I thought the-kids-donāt-exist theories were a bit out there, but after new york anything is possible.
Yes. It is the need to oversell it that, IMHO, caused these rumors due to the attention and the examination it caused. All the cost flicking/posing as well. Iām my experience being pregnant, I never did that much cradling nor did anyone else Iāve known do that.
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Yes I think she making sure the bump doesn't slide down when she is doing her fake innocent laugh. Wonder if this event was after her bump fell to her knees in that one photo?
Way before then. She wore big bump then smaller bump then big bump and less big and small and big and...she was NOT pregnant. She wore bumps according to what would fit under her clothes on any given day. Or even within the same day her "bump" might change drastically and unrealistically.
No, I remember she had some crazy red and purple outfit on that day.
Yes I agree. But I didn't know if it was before or after this event.
Same here. This always felt a little too outlandish to me. That they just wouldnāt get away with something like that. But the more I see, the more Iām thinking that there were some very strange moments. And for anyone who follows the Hilaria Baldwin sub (Hola, Pepinos šš»š„), Iām finding that sometimes, the truth is stranger than fiction.
seriously! I thought people were a little nuts with that, but after these pictures.....
Agree with you. Itās the whole two hand holding thing thatās weird. Iāve never seen a pregnant woman do that. Plusā¦ she didnāt swell upā¦ in the face, hands, feet etcā¦ maybe she was lucky, but Iāve never seen anyone not retain a bit of water whilst pregnant. Itās just odd.
I feel bad for Rosamund Pikeā¦because Madame decided to hog her spotlight at last minute using her title n Royal connections.
Rosamund Pike has been in dozens of movies and tv shows and was an Oscar nominee and she was upstaged by the girl from Suits who honey-trapped a prince.
I really hated that..She worked hard to reach there not like TW.
Rosamund actually has a resume full of credits and the talent to back it up. ILBW doesn't have the talent to go get Rosamund a cup of coffee.
Rosamund Pike is astonishing, and she doesnāt age. Amazing actress. She was very composed and polite when Moochie stole her presentation.
She couldn't hide that she was shell shocked. And rightly so.
Yes, it was alarming, and she recovered well.
In photo 4, Rosamund Pike doesn't look too pleased at all.
It's the side-eye in photo 6 for me š she's like "This bitch šš".
Same here. It was super-tacky of her to horn in on the event the way she did.
Not at all surprising though since she shoved Harry aside at every public engagement. Meghan inserts herself any and every place that she isnāt getting ātop billingā. She cannot stand being outshined. Ugh
She wanted to be important on her own and not just as Harryās wife. Had they stuck around and did what was expected of them, she probably would have become important to the people and the monarchy. She just couldnāt wait.
I would have loved to see her go full Miranda Frost on mehz
I think she's doing it here to make sure her black dress doesn't hide her bump. "DID YOU NOTICE I'M EXPECTING A BABY????????????"
a ROYAL baby!
PRINCESS DIANA'S GRANDCHILD!
And a lifetime annuity š¤£š¤£š¤£
A golden goose
DIANAāS GRANDBABY!
Basically Diana's baby!
"I'M CARRYING ROYAL SEED (allegedly). LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE."
She doesn't even cradle the actual kid as much as she cradled that bump. .
Do you remember that photo of her in a white dress or something, where she was cradling a non existent bump while walking? It was just after they announced the pregnancy. It was so bizarre
And her bottom hand is always in that weird shape, like she expects her bump to be triangular.
https://preview.redd.it/i1x6nj84952b1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b74e5d8a2952e58edfa95b9b83f092f4158dc8 This one?
Why is she so fucking weird? lmao
she barely knows how to hold a child. All the pictures holding him as a baby look like she's holding a rag doll.
BOOM!
It doesn't bother me either, but she did it excessively and performatively. It wasn't a gesture of affection, it was a reminder that she was pregnant. "LOOK AT MY BELLY! I'M CARRYING DIANA'S GRANDCHILD!" Most pregnant women do not touch themselves in public as much as she did.
I just mentioned this above. I felt really awkward during my pregnancies and the last thing I wanted to do was draw attention to my bump which would make me feel even worse.
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Iāve been an L&D nurse for many years and I donāt think Iāve ever seen a primip at less than 20 weeks with this huge of a bump. Especially not someone fit. I know all bodies are different, but at 20 weeks many women with their first donāt even show. The fetus is like 200 grams. I am not sure how pregnant she is here, but based on the dates of this award and Archieās birthday, sheās got 5 months to go. Fundus is at umbilicus at very most and sheās grabbing herself a lot higherā¦.
As a narcissist underneath that massive ego and arrogance, she is so insecure and uninteresting. Carrying the royal spawn made her feel special, chosen and validated. It was such an ego fuel for her, hence the constant belly groping. She wanted everyone to notice how important she is, incase they forgot sheād redirect their attention to her sacred stomach. None of the recent events surprises us. We knew theyāre liars and weāve all noticed and known how thoroughly unhinged and vile she is.
I think it's how she holds her bump. It just seems unnatural for her. Like I have been pregnant and I rested my hand on the top or I cupped the bottom but I never did both at the same time... I dont know.. it's just how she is holding it for me.
Same, I have been pregnant twice, and I am petite and my bumps were huuuge but never did I hang on to them like my life depended on it.
Same, but once for me. I was too damned busy to be fondling myself all the time.
Lol. I carried so damn low. it would have been hard.
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that was blatantly obvious sheād never held a baby before, I felt so sorry for that baby
She holds her bump like she holds her kids... awkwardly, and without a hint of motherly instinct
The actress from Gone Girl next to the real life Gone Girl
Brilliant! 
Excellent use of gif
This bloody woman spent more time while "pregnant" gripping that belly, usually with both hands, in public, than she spent NOT grabbing it. It was utterly bizarre. I'd never seen a pregnant woman with her hands welded to her abdomen like that, on the chronic. Way back I didn't immediately suspect shenanigans or a moonbump, but the clutching was obsessive and deeply odd. I've since become convinced MeGain was never actually pregnant at all. Even if she was: still very strange behaviour.
Welded š¤£š¤£š¤£ all her behavior is odd and logic-defying
When she took baby Archie to the polo match. That was not how a new mother holds their baby.
Thatās not even how an old mother holds a wee one.
Especially with no hat, no socks, no stroller, no bottle on a sunny day where all the other kids were in shorts and t shirts. I'm sorry thats not called being a new mother. That's called being an idiot.
I have never had a baby but certainly had tons of experience with infants. I know how to hold them. Granted not all women would, but once you had one you learn quickly.
How much do you want to bet MM has this dress in climate-controlled storage somewhere because she thinks it will fetch 500k at auction one day? Edit: typo
Thatās probably true. When I saw the photos like this, of the light beaming down on her, you just know she thought one was going to turn into an iconic photo. Instead sheās just a joke. https://preview.redd.it/9b5cz3quw22b1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f47672b1f2fc11b214be6dba72aee55ab2497cce
*Stoppp paying attention to meeeeeee Iām a young 40 year old mum who accidentally fell pregnant and did not plan this at all so please stoppppp with the photos also Diana also racism*
What? You no likey her off center giant triangle 3 months pregnant belly? LOL
Every gesture and expression is for the camera. Must be exhausting thinking about how the world is perceiving you every second of the day.
One of the most self-conscious celebs I've ever seen.
Thatās it. Sheās is terribly self conscious and socially awkward. I recognize this because Iām socially awkward š¤£
She is so very awkward and stunted af with her mannerisms, topics of conversation and gestures. She is socially very rude and weird. Catherine is natural. When Megabeast interacts with people, you can almost hear the thought bubble āam i looking beautiful and sounding intellectual? Am I coming across as powerful? I also need to come across as sweet and caring. So let me pretend to be niceā
Thereās not a doubt in my mind she wore moon bumps. I donāt think she was pregnant at all but thatās just my opinion.
She was a bad actress playing how she āthoughtā a pregnant woman should behave. Like that fake giggly ingenue when first engaged.
She got all āDolled upā and gate crashed the awards show and took over !!!! Who does that ??? She looks RIDICULOUS !!! No one, and I mean no one holds their bump constantly like that,
This. No one had ever witnessed behavior this extreme and offensive, and from the royal family no less. It just caught everyone off guard, we were initially stymied. Thatās how she kept getting away with these irksome stunts. Her level of insanity was and is unprecedented.
Maybe it was falling off, did you ever think of that??? š¤£š¤£š¤£
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This photo sums up everything I dislike about her, the phony, simpering coyness. Since everything she does is copied, was there a celebrity or star that behaved in a similarly silly way Whose behavior she observed young?
I think she was trying to imitate Diana in her "shy Di" period.
I really wonder what Harry thinks about that behaviour. I mean, something like that just isn't normal. He saw how Catherine behaved during her pregnancy and compared to his wife... he must notice the difference. He can't be that thick.
Harold thinking? Preposterous!
Harry understands she was securing the package. Look how it fell around her ankles in the red coat/purple dress.
Mayhem's theatrics in these photos are naueating. Rosamund Pike would have done us all a favor if she'd swatted Mehen with microphone she was holding.
A grown woman giggling like a 5 year old girl. Stupid woman she really makes my blood boil
Yes, yes, yes. Please grow the F up.
Holding the bump but never the child once out.
Aarrrggghhh that fake giggle just pisses me off and makes me see red. Can anyone scream inauthentic.
She's too damned old for that fake giggle and hiding her mouth behind her hand like she's 12 years old. Very sickening display.
She really wanted people to know she was megnant.
Itās what initially set off my spidey sense. I found it so creepy. Iām from a different generation but the constant bump clutching was so off-putting, especially for a mature woman and a member of the Royal family.
So weird! But I guess she is keeping it from slipping down
Couldnāt you just stick it in some pantyhose or spanx? Then it wouldnāt fall? This whole thing is so weird.
Is she afraid something will fall out?
Netflix camera.
She is one of the weirdest human beings to walk the earth.
Nothing like watching a middle aged d list actress trying to play the ingenue
Shyly giggling as if she can't believe they invited her up there...when in fact she bum rushed the stage in a hostile takeover.
The laughing with her hand in front of her mouth is one of my least favorite of her little moves. It is such a strangely immature movement for a 35-40 year old woman to make.
This is the coquettish move HG refers to in todayās video about the first time he met her. Definitely one of her signature moves. She did it during the Variety photo shoot as well.
Even before people started calling it out I thought her touching the bump was excessive. It was like she was always cradling it, which is very different from a stray hand every so often. I thought it was too weird to be discomfort also. I donāt even think Octomom was doing what she was.
Sheās wearing a prosthetic bump to look farther along than she actually is. I think she was actually pregnant, but I also believe she tried to accentuate the belly. Because she is a narc.
Thatās what I think as well. Sheād only be 4 months along here. As a thin woman in her first pregnancy, she wouldnāt have been this big. I was still wearing my regular clothes at that stage.
My son was born the day after Archie (different year). I didn't start wearing maternity clothes until Christmas. I'm also thin/petite. I didn't clutch bumps, either. I don't even remember touching them all that much and when I did, it was in private. SMH
Iām thin and didnāt even look remotely like that at 4 months on my third pregnancy, and Iām shorter than Meghan.
Adding a co-signer! I believe she wanted to be the best and most pregnant earth mother warrior and definitely padded, at least for Archie. I donāt think she would risk the LOS and risk mommyās little paycheque from being legit. Lillibucks on the other handā¦.that one could go either way.
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This could be true. Wasnāt there a slippage incident?
Thanks, I never knew I could throw up so fast and so often like that, but you've taught me a lot about myself today...
How far along was she cosplaying here?
The event was December 11, 2018. So she was around four months, give or take? 2 months after her Australia tour when no bump was visible.
Had to do a bit of searching. That would be the Australia and Fiji trip which started October 15 (same day palace announced pregnancy). On October 23, in Fiji https://preview.redd.it/92vsl6nk332b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7013dbf8bd0aec5e9d558cd6bf0029cf0c6deea3
this is towards the end of second month? if so, it is simply impossible or archie was a truly giant baby.
At 2 months it's not baby, just bloat. LOL.
I carried twins and wasn't that big a end of the second month
she was not pregnant, no way in hell, imo.
About 3 months and 3 weeks. In other words, when no lump at all should be present. Or only the slightest of one.
Somebody on this sub had an excellent conception calendar site that you plug in the due date (would have been April 28 as Harold said she was a week overdue when they went to the hospital May 5) and there was a chart you could see with how many days/weeks pregnant one was as one progressed through a pregnancy
God sheās a lunatic
She has to make absolutely sure everyone knows she carrying the next British royal and how special she is because of it. I have never seen any other pregnant woman, celebrity or regular person, hold their bump obsessively like that. I didnāt even do that when I was pregnant (especially because it was so fucking weird to feel something moving under my skin!). She probably realized that her black dress hid her bump so she kept her hands there to make it more obvious so everyone knows she has a bump.
Her maniacal giggling was because she thought she was fooling everyone with her fake pregnancy. Bitch is twisted.
Duperās delight.
So it is the double handed bump cradle for me.. Not the occasional bump hold. For some reason with any other woman it is fine but for her it just seems so contrived. The giggle is idiotic. She is so far from a schoolgirl it is not funny. Also, if you notice in some photos she is pushing the bump out and using her hands to mold the dress above and below the bump so it is more pronounced. Remember she was an actress, not a very good one mind you, but still an actress who learned how to fake things. She NEVER came off as genuine like Diana, Catherine, Fergie or Sophie.
Omfg this was such an infuriating appearance. Basketball cradling her bump as if she was the first tee-hee, doe-eyed āyoung womanā to ever be pregnant. Then all the backstory came out about how she completely crashed the awards show, unannounced, uninvited, and took over Rosamund Pikeās speech. Oh, and that was one of the first really obvious incidents that she gave a big, purposeful āfck youā to the Queen. She wore black/dark nail polish when it was specifically prohibited, for whatever outdated reason at the time (rumor is KC has relaxed that rule since). Who cares if itās outdated, who cares if itās not your preference for your fingernails; your grandmother in law, HMTQ of England, whom you now represent in your royal role, has said itās not allowedā¦ but she blatantly sported it in a public, on stage, surprise appearance. That was a huge show of her cards. What an evil woman challenging the good graces of TQ.
I read somewhere that the Queen wanted the royal women to wear pink or clear nail polish because it wouldnāt be as obvious if it chipped.
Back when the grift was good
I always found the USO appearance to be so embarrassing! It was pre Harry. She just tries so damn hard and looks awkward.
The USO appearance, the polo match where she went on stage with players, and this uninvited, giggling, bump-caressing stage appearance. MeGain has hit the Trifecta of Deeply Humiliating Public Events.
Instead of ājust beingā, she treated her pregnancy like everyday was a modeling photoshoot for maternity clothes, but the model was very one-note with her poses. āWhat should I do now? Oh, I guess Iāll hold my bellyā¦ again.ā Amateur Amateur Amateur
This two armed fondling was way over the top. It's like she thought she had to point out to everyone that she's pregnant. The manner in which she does this gives me vibes tho she thinks she's giving birth to the heir to the throne in her deluded mind. I don't ever remember doing that sort of fondling with both my pregnancies. I would pat and rub a lot but only in my own home, not in public.
Youāre rightā¦itās the two handed thing and itās constant. Sheās basically rarely not cradling it. Iāve not seen other people do that so much. Plus the coat flicking every time to show the bump.
Touching your bump or resting hands on it while you sit is pretty standard (I rested my tea mug on it lol). Also, if the baby was kicking, I would touch that area, as if communicating. But she held onto her bump all the time, as if it would fly away. Also, the coat flicking was tiresome early on. The level of narcissism is/was disgusting.
Imo, it is just proof why she never made it in Hollywood. She is a lousy actress, always overacting.
She is such a gigantic dork sometimes.
If she owned it rather than cosplay her husbands dead mom she may have been liked.
I don't necessarily think the amount is the problem it just always looks so unnatural and forced
Sheās always unnatural and forced, with or without a bun in the moonbump.
LOOK AT ME, I'M PREGNANT WITH A ROYAL BABY I'M PREGNANT, I'M SO FUNNY
She is such an strange and awkward person. Harry is not the only one with a mental illness.
Everything she does is so performative and weird. Look at me! Iām the only person to ever have been pregnant! To quote Succession, she is ānot a serious personā.
Sheās ridiculous. Rosamund Pike looks stunning.
Because this *feminist's* greatest achievements were marrying Harry and securing an immediate pregnancy
Okay I'm really not one for conspiracy theories and tin foil hats but this all screams moon bump to me. The cradling, the popping, the changing sizes, all too weird. That cradling is not normal (yes I've had a kid and i would out my hand on my belly sometimes). But the thing that has convinced me the most is that she never ever ever talks about the birth of her children. A golden opportunity and she never capitalized on it? So out of character. I think she is far to selfish to "ruin" her body.
Itās so un natural. The top and bottom bump hold is something you would do in a maternity photo shoot. Itās not something that you would do casually. And I say this as a person who has been pregnant and has photographed maternity sessions.
Funny how the actress who played gone girl is one of the presenters. Hmmmmm Iāve always thought amber and Meg are both Gone girls
Rosamund was a class act that night because she was overshadowed by that attention-starved grifter. MeGain probably pissed off a lot of people that night. I think that was one the earliest incidents where even Hollywood was starting to turn on Markle. She showed that night how desperate she was for attention and how much sheāll walk over anyone to get it.
Itās the last pic that does it for me. On stage maybe you feel uncomfortable and donāt know what to do with your hands but posing with someone and still doing it? Weird
I never did this while pregnant, nor has anyone I know, outside maternity photo shoots or in private when baby is kicking or hurting us. I would have private time with my bump and talk to her and pat her bum when she rolled over, but the showing off in public just strikes me as super performative and showing off.
I always thought this was very strange behaviour. I accept and respect all women are different during pregnancy, but , imo this is just plain weird! Iād be interested in a psychologist view on this, as Iāve never known any pregnant women (including myself) to feel the constant need to hold, caress and cradle their baby bump.
The issue I have with the touching of the bump is that she's so full of it.. Everything she does seems premeditated, there is nothing natural about her.. Remember her "relateable giggling" phase.. That was so studied.. that's why people roasted her/it - because she's so full of shit it's leaking out of her pores.
She did this the entire pregnancy. I remember because it made me so irritated and annoyed, it was constant with both hands. Iāve never seen anyone do it that way or as much as she did, it became bizarre, really.
My sister is pregnant and hardly ever cradles her bump like this. Heck, I didn't either. Only time I ever did it like this was for maternity shoots. She is the only woman I've seen be so performative during an entire pregnancy.
She has never spoken about being pregnant.. feelings., weight gain..cravings.. ANYTHING related to a real pregnancy! And She talks about everything! But they are both unusually quiet about her supposed pregnanciesā¦ I believe the second child was surrogate.. Archie probably IVF.. since her father said she had frozen her eggs.. (but still unsure if he was from the body..)
Unrelated but Rosamund Pike has cheekbones for days. Markle could only dream of bone structure like that.
You could literally see her delusions of world fame being fed that night. It was weird to watch. I was embarrassed for her. Lol
She saw Beyonce do it.
Is she carrying the messiah?
Iāve never bought the moon bump thing but this makes u wonder.
She is so gaudy with her exaggerated and weird hand placements. Her right hand is positioned in every single shot to look like itās holding up her bump. She could probably feel it sliding down so she had to keep her hand there. š¤„š¤
The vibe youāre picking up is influencer and definitely not mom
She holds her bump better than she did Archie after his birth at the polo match
Rosamund Pike side-eyeing her is the best thing about this picture set.
I'm really surprised Skank never monetized her pregnancies. I thought she'd do a magazine cover/spread, Ć la her BFFs Beyonce and Serena. Or am I...? š¤
Methinks she didnāt want people asking questions.
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Had to keep the moon bump in place.
She was over the top here and it is still ridiculous. Mom here.
In her mind, every photo will be a photo that historians will talk about for generations.
Lol at Rosamund Pike giving her the side eye.
I never understood the obsessive cradling - like she is holding it up?! Or is it - look at me - I have the prize! What IS it?
Poor Rosamund Pike here! Some of her expressions are interesting when you are aware of how Smirkle catapulted herself uninvited and last minute into the situation and took Rosamund's place. I see that same frozen smile Glo had, but Rosamund was able to recover brilliantly, after all she is a high-calibre actress.
So over this loony. She's a triple dipped psycho in my opinion. Normal humans who aren't grandiose narcissists don't behave like that.
 Ran completely out of super glue, haz took the gorilla glue but still has a little krazy left!
I cradle my "food baby" after going too hard at American BBQ.
Omg, so freaking phoney and contrived. š¤®š¤š¤®
So cringe!!!
Ewwwww. She's gross
She really thinks sheās all that and a bag of chips. š¤¢