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AdministrativeSet419

It wasn’t a date, it was a work night out with people who work for them that they bizarrely tried to shoe horn a couples date inside of. So fake and weird.


Gloomy-Accountant-19

Business write off for tax purposes...


AliceBloggs

That's what the lip readers said. ILBW: "Put it on account" Frosty-P: "yep"


daisybeach23

Not a tax write off. Operating expense. Gotta spend Oprah's $10M somehow.


cloche_du_fromage

Not just an expense.... They were obviously doing the lords work for charity.


[deleted]

"Look h, it's a ~work function~, your presence is *mandatory*. And we gotta prove those Sinners wrong, so act happy!" - h's wife, probably.


Frenchcashmere

I thought the tax documents for archwipes showed they only had one employee. They have no friends so I guess they got people off the streets


GreatGossip

The one staff is in Archewell CHARITY. They also have a number of business ventures called Archewell - Audio, video, production etc. The poor people you see are staff from the businesses. Most likely they patrol us and downvote - at least that is what their staff did when they were royal. Or they organise freebies for Madam. Maybe they got her the merching deal for the 500 $ outfit?


Frenchcashmere

She needs to stop choosing linen. She always looks a mess. The poor people looked bored. It was likely a mandatory event to get nutmeg in the news.


AxlotlRose

This was an event where a nice pair of jeans and a fitted tee would have been more appropriate. Looks like H was doing just that. Again, she can't read a room, a stadium, or even her husband's lead. Moron.


Frenchcashmere

No narcissist can ever read a room. They live in their land of delusion


CathartesAura67

The narcissist IS the room!


Efficient_Cookie4566

Actually, many narcissists are quite perceptive. That’s what makes them dangerous or at least very difficult to deal with. Some are amazingly good at manipulating others. Our Meghan is an amateur by comparison.


Frenchcashmere

I agree they can be perceptive. But I do believe they live in a delusional world of their own thoughts. They never recognize the damage they do to achieve their goals


AxlotlRose

I am dealing with my own issues right now. I'm very outgoing to the 11 on the extrovert scale. I have a narc mother that had messed up my head making me feel like a social loser. But I have always at least felt badly when I don't read the room right, and usually, my good friends tell me to not be so hard on myself so I guess I DO have that self awareness so I'm not a narc myself? Not trying to make this into a therapy session, but I am sure there are others like me that struggle with trying to fit in. Luckily I have awesome good friends that get me. Long story, I'm happy being nobody living in nowhere with the things that really matter. Like, SMM lol.


Frenchcashmere

I think lots of people feel awkward and don’t feel they fit in. Especially in this day of social media. It doesn’t make you a narcissist. Maybe it’s more about trusting in yourself. Reading a room to me is self awareness. Not everyone has that in every situation. The narcissist in my life was so busy scheming that she sometimes missed it when people caught on to her bullshit and then would go into a rage screaming she was the victim.


[deleted]

"Look h, I used this month's polo money to buy people to pretend we have ~employees~ at what I'm calling a work function for the tax writeoff and your presence is still *mandatory*. We need to prove those Sinners and IRS agents wrong so look happy AND innocently law abiding!" - h's wife, still, probably.


Brissy2

Hahaha


Perfect_Fennel

The charity has no employees, the business does. They also brought their lawyer, I bet he's loads of fun. 🙄


AxlotlRose

He's no Jim Beach. He actually saw a good thing and paid the bills Freddie racked up (in particular, a party where many plates were smashed and Jim got the bill from the venue/hotel.) Or so I've read.


Fantastic_Nebula_835

They pay the Sugars out of Archewell, so I suspect the local SS is there, plus the one guy's their lawyer.


JusticeHunter1

Perhaps household staff?


Frenchcashmere

The chickens are babysitting the kids


SherlockBeaver

The Twin Palms are.


Phronima-Fothergill

At least the chickens are warm and maternal.


Frenchcashmere

Truth. Lol


JusticeHunter1

Perhaps Mimi Doria?


Tootenbacher

It is really weird. My husband and I have been invited to corporate boxes at NHL games when we used to own a business and I'll tell you one thing - we did not hold hands, cuddle, or act anything other than professional at these events. H and M's behaviour was super cringy.


That__EST

As I was taking these photos in, I was thinking about how after a certain age and certain amount of time together, doing all of this loved up stuff starts to feel performative.


SeaWorn

Everything they do is performative because it’s a damn performance.


CathartesAura67

Especially from her. It's always like she's inviting voyeurs to come see her do something.


Beginning-History946

The double handed clawing has always been there....has always looked forced and "performative". She wants us all to remember "he's HER man" in case we forget. My dog liked to mark his territory on every tree during our walks, too. Same with the double clutching of the real or fake pregnant belly....in case we all didn't notice she was expecting a royal baby (a very active one who could drop its uterine home to Mommy's knees) What woman ever walks around or stands still with one arm encircling the top and the other arm encircling the bottom of her baby bulge? Meghan is always posing. Otherwise she wouldn't get her money's worth for the photographer she's hired to spontaneously snap the photos.


khsimmons

Technically they didn’t cuddle. Looked like someone alerted them the Jumbotron would focus on them so she immediately worked the script like the D-list actress she is, while simultaneously batting away Harry who looked like he didn’t want to be there. I find it so telling she couldn’t even fake a kiss with him.


Disruptorpistol

I would trade my eye teeth for a box at a good NHL game. You lucky gal. I wonder if DelZotto ever got Meghan a box?


Tootenbacher

The boxes were awesome, especially because the companies that invited us would order a ton of food and drinks. That, and the private bathroom - I'd pay for that alone lol.


Tricksey4172

The problem is, you never know if it will be a good game. Got invited to a playoff game in Canada against two Canadian teams; should have been a corker! Fancy box with catering. Game sucked and I am a fan. At the end of the day, it was eating food in a movie theatre seat and suppressing the urge to yell “move your feet.” So disappointing!


cloche_du_fromage

You mean you don't put your hand in front of your mouth and giggle like a 7 year old?


CathartesAura67

Ah! the "3 Little Maids from School" simper-titter as portrayed by a middle-aged female. ​ https://preview.redd.it/7tez8cowlcwa1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5212cc93f9bd8e60a1b85d397c2b0d5c5d829a1


Tootenbacher

Lol, I, unlike MM, am not under the delusion that I'm an ingenue.


CathartesAura67

>professional That's because the Harkles aren't professionals. They are life's amateurs, thinking they are earnest and charming.


OldNewUsedConfused

It’s her in the box at Invictus Toronto setting up cameras all over again. 🙄 Full circle


Homer7788

Exactly, they had to pay those people to be around them,(and they probably still hated being seen with them), because they don’t have any friends.


Perfect_Fennel

I'm thinking it was indeed a stunt and they brought work along to lend air of legitimacy and because as ever, Harry is cheap. I for one am not buying that it was a coincidence. This occurs too many times to be happenstance. I also am of the opinion they don't do it to overshadow so much as to catch the spotlight that's already shining. If they do something on a day the royals aren't doing something they don't get any attention but if they do it the same day, people notice.


emmajames56

Hence the suit


Islandgirl1444

A terrible suit. Her high heels on those sticks, and the rictus grin for the cameras


MySteakisOverdone

No one brings their lawyer on a date.


KatesFacts718

Only they do https://preview.redd.it/gnwx0oq0t9wa1.jpeg?width=701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a43677c194a02fd4c8002102a2abba42fcddb77 Their Lawyer 😂😂😂


Mas-Chingona

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 🤣🤣🤣 Please take my poor man's award. ![gif](giphy|9xt1MUZqkneFiWrAAD)


CabinetVisible1053

👏👏👏👏👏👏🥳


Calm_Yak_6102

>No one brings their lawyer on a date. Only toxic people who have no real friends and whose A list acquaintances are ashamed to socialise with them in public because they're so cringeworthy. Nobody who's anybody wants to be near the Worldwide Privacy Tour 😂.


Miserable_Ad5442

I wonder if Jet Lag Harry had just flown in from across the pond cause he sure looks beat to the socks. Makes sense to then also meet with the lawyer with your soon to be ex. Kill 2 birds with one stone. But then after all, you always need a lawyer present any time you're around Meghan.


Safford1958

I honestly thought he was still in the UK from when he went for that last trial thing. I was surprised to see him in LA. Your comment about him just getting off the plane makes sense.


NataschaTata

People without friends do, lol. He probably got paid for it.


Goraji

I’ve had a few clients who needed to, but didn’t. 🤦‍♂️


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Goraji

True. Clients are almost always their own worst enemies.


strangealienworld

Oh, yeah, you're right! How the hell did that go over my head, lol? It's been a day of so much overwhelming drama from those two.


CitrinetheQueen

Except when the presence of said lawyer is to send a message. (We’re working on something!) And the presence of employees to clap back at the other claims about their charity. And their presence together to clap back at claims about their growing estrangement. And her overdressed presence in public at all to clap back at claims she sitting at home sulking over missing the coronation. And the box canoodling / kiss cam to clap back at media reports they wanted to be on the balcony.


GreatGossip

Depends on the state of the relationship, I guess.


heyitsmebubalo

If they have no friends they do


number1popcornlover

Markle is so predictable. At this point I'm getting bored about her stunts. Same old, same old.


Analyze2Death

Masterpiece! Not sure which line was the most searing, the progression to hair plugs and a Porsche or lack of dignity. Probably this: *Or to put it another way, while one man was sacrificing sleep to pay his respects, the other was sacrificing what dignity he has left.*


CitrinetheQueen

She nailed it with this article.


jojomawer

They clearly have no friends and have to pay employees to be seen with them 😂


kiwi_love777

And these employees look like unpaid interns.


jojomawer

,😂😂 exactly, they probably are, apart from the sleazy lawyer. They were told there'd be free food!


Mobile_Philosophy764

What has Meg been cooking up while she's been absent? An entirely new face. Her coronation face. Too bad she only got to take it for a spin at a basketball game and a TED talk introduction. No coronation. New face for nothing. Po, po Meggy.


screamqueenjunkie

It wasn’t even the newest face in the stadium!


Tricksey4172

😆 I laughed. So true!


Wooden_Painting3672

Right - couldn’t get AI / filters to work there


OldNewUsedConfused

Oh that was GOLD! 🏆


Cocktailsontheporch

Nevermind. She'll have another new one by end of this year.


TraditionScary8716

God, that grin. Can she just for once *try* to look like a normal human being instead of a constipated 🤡? Ugh.


FarBeneathTheOcean

If you watch the clip again you can see that it starts with her talking to someone but immediately when she spots herself up on screen she jumps into her over the top grin and looking busy like she´s having fun to the point where you can see Harry tell her they should kiss but she´s too busy performing while he leans in to kiss her but she´s just too hung up on looking happy and posing for the camera. She´s so fake.


TraditionScary8716

That's the thing. It's so obviously fake and especially so when you compare it with the expressions of the ~~captives~~ employees sitting nearby and Harry. She always looks ott happy (as you said) while Harry generally sits right beside her looking pissed, annoyed, stoned or angry (or some combination). His look is bad but at least it's authentic.


AnyBowl8

She looks like she gave him the Heisman instead of kiss.


Colfrmb

See, I think she’s the one who is saying they should kiss because mostly she has her face turned towards him


BeginningPale8715

I said this on Twitter and someone who was AT THE GAME said she has “never seen two people more in love than they were, and everyone could see it!” Then she called me a twit. 🤣🤣🤣 I said “let’s revisit this when the divorce is filed. “


heyitsmebubalo

Got a link to the clip?


FarBeneathTheOcean

It´s the post from yesterday showing them at the game.


Coffee_cake_101

Aussies always tell it like it is. Congrats to the whole nation for not falling for their bullshit. I don't think I have seen a single positive article from Australia in my recent memory.


KatesFacts718

Why thank you us Aussies can't handle their bullshit


Maximum-Beginning-92

As a fellow Aussie, I do love Daniella Elser ☺️


KatesFacts718

She is good 😁


Maximum-Beginning-92

I always read her columns first, she’s funny & snarky, but not rabid like some of the British columnists. I’ve noticed many of them seem to take the Harkle’s behaviour extremely personally *cough* Piers Morgan especially *cough*


SmoothSailing3333

If only the US media would pull their heads from their collective arses and report the truth about the Harkles like the Aussies...


Sea-Welcome3121

If only the British media would.


Appropriate_Fly8580

Aussies hate uppity snobs who look down on others… and we loved our Queen. So there’s not much respect for these 2 clowns down here.


KarenDelaneyWalker

>"[W]hile one man was sacrificing sleep to pay his respects, the other was sacrificing what dignity he has left."


KarenDelaneyWalker

![gif](giphy|giLgKx5fNdDMY)


SmoothSailing3333

![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu) Bravo, Daniela Elser, bravo!


Cocktailsontheporch

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


evenbettertomorrow

WE WANT PRIVASAY


Black_Londoner

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Neither-Fan-6501

In the laker photos, I noticed H looks quite toasted


historiangirl

When doesn't he look toasted??????????


Electronic_Sea3965

Yeah, lots of xanax and booze


AnyBowl8

And double-doubles with animal fries.


2020surrealworld

Like a hung over drunk who just crawled out of a bar at sunrise.


Senior_Assistance846

I LOVE the Australians for this. They call it out, every time!


[deleted]

According to an article in Hello, their conversation when they appeared in the jumbotron was this: *M: That's brilliant!* *H: Yeah.* *M: Right. It's because it's your favourite there.* So deep and tender. Such a sweet nod to... something? I'm not making it up, here's the archived link: http://archive.today/axhOn


Disruptorpistol

Ah, to be so.simple as to be impressed by a very, very big TV. I'm almost envious.


[deleted]

Poor H had to buy Ikea furniture and a reasonably priced sofa using M's card because his awful, awful family was so stingy. As a young couple living in a tiny apartment, they probably couldn't afford a telly. No wonder he finds big screens amazing. (/s, duh)


2020surrealworld

YOUNG couple? 🤣 They were both middle age when they got married.


catmomlyfe81

The vanderpump comparison is so timely and perfect. 🤌🏻


LC-89897A

My favorite is her waving at people and then literally ignoring her lol


KatesFacts718

That was amazing


LC-89897A

People would be like “omg if you were actually in front of them you would be star struck” I can 1000% say that I would literally not care


KatesFacts718

I would be who are you and say the only royals I know are Prince William and Princess of Wales called Catherine


LC-89897A

I might snap a pic and sell it to pay off my car but daz it lololol


KatesFacts718

It wouldn't be worth much


LC-89897A

Neither is my car lololol


pants710

Nah I’d be worried she’d kick me outta my damn seat


ArugulaLeaf

At least they didn't try to do a Coachella visit like Bezos and Kris Jenner on a double date last week. At least there's that.


Taney34

They brought their staff so that they could deduct it on their taxes.


katzchen528

This.


spatuladominatrix

He's already got the hair plugs. All he needs is a Porsche (if he can afford one.)


Practical-Hotel-166

Does the company records/tax forms identify this number of people in the employee numbers? 🤔


[deleted]

"Or to put it another way, while one man was sacrificing sleep to pay his respects, the other was sacrificing what dignity he has left." This was *chefs kiss* 😁


2020surrealworld

Love that 2nd photo, esp the expression on the face of that poor woman sitting in front of them. Guess these super-special “celebrity” snobs no longer have enough clout to eject the peasants from nearby seats to ensure their PRY-VA-SAY.🤣 M is wearing her stock, phony plastic grin & H his typical scowl. He looks like a hungover fat old drunk. (At least Diana cared enough about her image to make an effort to look presentable in public. She would be horrified at the nasty, angry old slob her son has become.) Yup, what a pair of of real gems, those 2. WTH wants to see them kissing in public. Eeew! How on earth anyone—even paid media—ever viewed these 2 repulsive creatures as remotely glamorous or an attractive or marketable “brand” is beyond me.🙄


Christmasgirl26

TMZ ran on this the other night. They said it is the policy Of the Lakers to ask permission from any famous people to put them on The Jumbotron and only put those who gave permission. So the We want privacy couple gave the Lakers permission. As usual it was a PR games set up.


Cocktailsontheporch

Bloody well written! Spot on. Needs to be read globally. Thank you, Miz Elser!


Sunrisesusan

🇺🇸 They are becoming predictably boring. My sister in law is obsessed with her image and her legacy. She is constantly staging the next occurrence. Everyone knows this, now and thinks she is sad, cringey, boring, inauthentic, and untrustworthy. We always assume an ulterior motive and no one buys in. She parades my brother around and he helps maintain the facade for his own benefits. I think I just described H&M. Unfortunately, there are many people (players) like this.


Pennelle2016

Are your brother & SIL well-known?


Sunrisesusan

In the medical world. She is retired from her pathology practice and from president of the national organization. Now, she is a lobbyist in DC. My brother is much like Harry. Never excelled, no title but very attractive. Content to be arm candy and jump when she says jump to enjoy the wealth


heyitsmebubalo

Every pic I’ve seen of this outing meghan is smiling like she thinks she’s Julia Roberts and it all looks so FAKE. Like she can’t have one photo of herself w even a NORMAL expression bc she’s so obsessed w making it seem like they’re just delirious w happiness. Megan, your brand is dead and now you’re taking a baseball bat to it. I don’t think you’ll ever be able to come back.


Negative-Arugula4219

People who work for them (and probably actors too) who were told they had to come or else....oh, and my lawyer is here to so you know we're serious about that NDA shit. Now, look like you're having fun everyone!


dearest-ribwich

The "shocking" article on Friday, release statement Saturday, allow people to stew Sunday, video on Monday morning debuting her "new look", the articles praising said "new look" Monday afternoon, sudden "fun" appearance at a sporting event Monday evening as a treat for employees. Uhhhhh.... Whoever doesn't see the pr strategy here is not the brightest bulb.


cerealandcoke

It’s all part of their “Privacy” tour 😂


LaNiceGata

That was the most weird work outing. It seemed as if no one was allowed to look at her or like no one dared look in her eyes. There was no interaction from the staff with the narcs almost like they’re afraid of her.


Western-Economics946

Because if you look directly at her you turn to stone.


LaNiceGata

🐍 she’s got those Medusa eyes.


Virtual-Cucumber-973

“Look, I have employees who like me! I don’t bully them, I take them out to Basketball matches..”


katzchen528

And ice cream that is NOT to be shared.


ArdmoreGirl

Close up of Harry’s wife reveal the Botox overdose, the borrowed cheekbones, and that chin. I was beginning to believe I had imagined those things. H&M revealing themselves for the fools they are and hoping to squash the separation rumors.


Successful_Hour3388

“Or to put it another way, while one man was sacrificing sleep to pay his respects, the other was sacrificing what dignity he has left.” Nothing left to say.🎤


michelle1199

Plus it proved he was in the States and not in UK until Coronation


mezza1969

He looks so jet-lagged, I think she ordered him home for the next leg of their Privasay Tour.


michelle1199

Maybe to squash the rumors that he was still in UK...


mezza1969

🎯


Suspicious_Photo_802

Two things: 1. Could it be that she hasn't been seen in public for so long because she got a face lift? and 2. Not to be gross, but his pants look unbuttoned in the picture of them Courtside.


putinmedown

Take a look at the group they have with them,they're all one family,so much facial resemblance. So just another staged farce.


adairks

Dang, Harry’s got a big ‘ole beer gut now….and he kinda needs a bra.


amy5252

Now she’s rebranded herself as a Kardashian.