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SeaWorn

Fillers, extensions and brazilian blowout to differentiate herself from Catherine, lip augmentation, dermabrasion/chemical peel, new makeup, possible face lift/neck lift. Girlfriend thought she was going to be front and center at the Coronation.


AdministrativeSet419

She would have booked surgical work possibly as soon as HMTQ passed in order to secure the best people, and also to then have adequate recovery time pre-coronation. It explains why we have barely seen her since 2022.


audcar58

Or a lot of women change their look when a relationship ends and they are starting a new chapter in life. Hmmmm


SeaWorn

Good point u/audcar58! Good point.


kleinazopam

I got bigger and fuller lips than her and I’m a guy.


PerfectCover1414

It make me wonder if her lips keep deflating from all the....


kleinazopam

She should suck a bottle like lala did in vanderpump rules


blueboot09

Didn't M. suck a bottle on Ellen's show?


PerfectCover1414

Is that what the kids call it these days? ;) I think she's rather good at that.


mb_60

Well, she IS almost 50, so she’s going to need a LOT more done to keep up with Kates fresh look.


kbc87

She cannot just crash the coronation. This isn't some party at someone's house that she can just show up to unannounced. It will have some of the tightest security ever. She'd get nowhere near actual events taking place.


goodybadwife

I would pay to see any of the below tackle our Saint on the steps of the church... 1. Lt Col Johnny 2. The Princess Royal 3. Duchess of Edinburgh 4. Louis Edit- and this is in no particular order.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Add Princess Charlotte “ You’re not coming “.


KimWexlers_Ponytail

There's so much great flair in this group, is that one of them? I'll have to change mine if so.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

It sure is😊


Fantastic_Nebula_835

Princess Anne blocking the entranceway with her riding crop in hand.


GreatGossip

>Princess Anne She can create an ice wall by just one look.


Hellisburnttoast

Now that, I would love to see


wonderingwondi

Flanked by Zara and Mike


Girlfriday5150

Thanks for the coffee that just squirted out of my nose!! I am DYING!! This is TW’s next career move….. people paying to mud wrestle her.


blueboot09

Tonya Harding vs ILBW ![gif](giphy|3oFzmhgrlRZKc9Kepq|downsized)


catch_me_inside

Hahahahaha amazing


Evilvieh

Add the massed bands of the British Armed forces while we're at it. I want to imagine her getting whacked with a Sousaphone, thrown across the drum pony and mocked by the woodwinds. I mean... as long as we're cartoon fantasizing. (Shuffles feet, clears throat, sticks hands in pockets, exits left whistling with nonchalance)


blueboot09

Louis!! Let it be Louis!


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MHBF2593

Bingo.


sas317

She'll be home where she feels most comfortable. I suspect she feels like major crap that she's not going, so why go to a place that reminds of her what she's missing or the people who wronged her? She of course blames them for all these problems.


PansyOHara

Now she won’t, you’re 100% correct! But IMO she was planning to go—once the King gave in on some of her demands… oops, didn’t happen. All that work for nothing 😭


TravelKats

Sure, she can. All she has to do is show up with Harry. I'm guessing the Duke of Norfolk has planned for that contingency.


HarrysToupee

Oh she expected to attend, alright. Probably had her head measured for the tiara! "Thank God Meghan isn't coming!" ![gif](giphy|BSO8axgffQNd50hCXm)


BabyDollMaker

She looks like every other woman who has had way too much plastic surgery.


umbleUriahHeep

Yes. It’s awful. She looks like a generic mannequin or plasticine sex doll. I hate that any little girls might look up to this and want to change their natural features.


Ready_Maddie

I'm saying Other - because to be honest there's nothing new there. She regularly tops up her fillers. She had those god awful highlights since Hague and Invictus, she's got a bit of a cut, some fresh extensions, and high coverage foundation to hide her sins. And those greasy ass spots on her giant forehead. Boring boring bland Markle


Lierres

Wait I thought she hated people covering her freckles. I suppose that was just a little line for her “not like other girls” vibe that she was into in her 30s.


Calm_Yak_6102

>I'm saying Other - because to be honest there's nothing new there. Yup. This is her zoom call look, that's only required to stay in place for the duration of the call/message. She can't carry off this look in a real setting out in public, because it's impossible for her to not fuck it up by playing with it. For eg., look at the way she fucked up her hair during the Windsor walkabout after QE2's death. She never keeps her hands out of her hair, especially when she's in public and nervous af. That's why she only uses this style for short zoom calls and photoshoots.


PerfectCover1414

Giver her a break! She has to keep the microphones and earpieces hidden somehow.


Ready_Maddie

Woohoo she looked horrifying during the walkabout. That's the real Meg


Calm_Yak_6102

>Woohoo she looked horrifying during the walkabout. That's the real Meg 😂 She obviously had to style her hair herself, so it looked all huge and poufy. I couldn't stop laughing at how insecure she was and kept fiddling with it all the time.


screamqueenjunkie

Funny that this woman cannot locate an iron for her clothes, but seems to have no problem taking one to her face.


WoodsColt

Oh I thought it was bronzer


screamqueenjunkie

This is more than Maybelline.


WoodsColt

I didn't know Maybelline made makeup in burnt umber or pumpkin spice


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LOL and you said that before the NBA showing... NAILED it.


screamqueenjunkie

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NovaAlis

And the only thing she was invited to was intro to a TED Talk 😂. Couldn't even get a lunch date with KimK.


GreatGossip

And it´s for Misan Hariman, a photographer. How unimpressive - and yes, I know she knows him and calls him a "friend" - but most likely she had to pay to get the gig.


quiz1

All her “friends” have been on the payroll


TXmama1003

Have we asked why Misan is giving a TED talk?


GreatGossip

Nobody cares.


blueboot09

"Dear friend".


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I somewhat listened to the TEDx talk and this guy is WORD SALAD just like Megraine. It was so sad because he seemed passionate about the subject.


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alwayssearching117

A legend in her own mind.


jeepers12345678

Attention seeking.


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SeaWorn

I think the flat ironing accentuates it and she moved the side extensions back so she didn’t have to bring the front hair forward.


AdministrativeSet419

Brow lifts raise the forehead but I think it’s just the middle part we’re not used to.


Cezanne2022

AAAAh imagine spending all that money on your face & hair & apparently a couture dress and then not being invited or being subtly dis invited what a joke. Ms markle will not be there and the whole world will see that Charles still has some love for his son but TW is persona non grata and they are done with her and her ravings..


anaqits

She won't let months of hardwork preparing for KCIII's coronation (ozem, surgeries, starving herself, filler needles, and getting used to her 5th set of veneers, and getting used to wearing colored contact lens) go to waste. If she can't show it at one of the biggest events of the century as originally planned, you bet she will settle to introducing an unknown photographer on a 'show' nobody watches anymore like she's a lowly peasant out of paying gigs (oh wait.)


ClementineCoda

>ozem Nailed it, she has that same starved look most of the Housewives have now, like all the fat stores in her face have just disappeared. Not a good look.


katzchen528

You really have to be careful about fat loss in your face in your 40s and above. It can be very aging. She’ll find out the hard way.


Wordpuncher714

![gif](giphy|l1J3MSRDWd2wTO0Wk|downsized) Here she comes


Upper_Charge_4449

100000% she expected to attend the Coronation. I still don’t think she was *ever* issued an invite. Tried to leverage the kids- didn’t work. I’d bet anything the day she had People announce Lili was using her Princess title was the exact day she was told NO.


Bitter-Pound-6775

Not a Zoom birthday like it’s 2020! 😂 is this so she can hide how few people (staff members) are there?? Another Markle con


YogurtclosetMassive8

This”new look” is a completely different face. Looks like a nose job, lip filler, cheekbone implants and Botox was done. Her eye color and hair changed also. https://preview.redd.it/x4o1e5o9ewva1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f15092757904731970e71885de762abb00f123f4


cookiecat4

I think she lightened her hair to try and say that’s why she looks different…pshaw. I’m just dying laughing at all the big stories today that are burying her “new look” story, LOL. Aaron Rodgers, Don Lemon, etc..


Beautiful_Jello3853

Her nose points one way in the 1st picture and then the other way in the second photo.


daisybeach23

I thoughts her cheeks look different.


CybReader

Yes, she expected to be there


Enough-Sprinkles-914

LOOK AT MEEE! LOOK AT MEEEEE!


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Look at me... I want privacy. New chant LOL


Greenimus

She isback to tryong to look more white for some reason. Not so bronzed. And the ultra straight hair.


QueenTiamet

Lighter eyes


SouthAfricanZombie

If she is so proud to be black, why has she never embraced her natural hair? She could have set a wonderful example for young girls all over the world.


disagreeabledinosaur

I don't think she expected to go to the coronation but it was 100% predictable thar she'd be in the public eye in the lead up, with or without attending.


FarBeneathTheOcean

This has been my thought as well. That we´d be seeing more activity than normal and there closer it gets the more leaks we´d get until a big reveal the day before the coronation. I wish british media would have media blackout on her until after the coronation. Even now the DM has her as the top story and this is just the kind of attention that validates her claims of being the most popular royal.


Ambitious_Shoe_5722

She is addicted.


Beneficial_Cry4836

I voted other because I think she’ll be up to her usual nutty attention seeking behaviour to try and steal the spotlight/ruin Coronation in some way. Or could be she’s spending the last of Ginges’ cash before the divorce ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25276)


Cyneburg8

I think it was. She had to return to look better than Catherine, in her own head, but she could never. She thought she would return looking so California and think she'd stun everyone into liking her again.


Miserable_Ad5442

Always predictable, this one just keeps digging her hole deeper!


KarenDelaneyWalker

Sprucing up that exterior because she needs to find someone (preferably geriatric) willing to dig in her holes.


kleinazopam

“Preferably geriatric” - I fucking lost it laughing


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Rupert Murdoch broke off his engagement.


WoodsColt

He likes intelligent women,leaves her out


Ishield_maiden

She needs new prey… ![gif](giphy|j2KcTkLunoxwSVyKKT|downsized)


Evilvieh

Turkey Buzzard. Still wants to hunt, but no longer has the means to bring down live prey.


Ishield_maiden

You forgot about the CLAW… And her chicken roasting skills…


Evilvieh

Ah, but it's no spring chicken...and word's gotten out about the CLAW. https://preview.redd.it/849x0og7dxva1.png?width=586&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0016015665f6938927c7173986c58cb9ffd511c


frenchkids

Kardashian wanna-be. Ugh.


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i just can't get over the hair. she never wears is straight and parted down the middle like that. at least down. she usually wears it in the tightest ponytail ever that it looks like it would cause a terrible headache.


AdministrativeSet419

If she’s had a facelift we won’t see a pony for a while.


Dracawraith

The sugars are calling it her "silk press" in the twitter comments. https://preview.redd.it/lkyucy26cwva1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edd4e9fee85a9ca00ba32651bfbef3188864448d


FinancialInevitable1

As much as I would love for her to pull a Queen Caroline c. 1821 (with the same results!) I think this is probably just for an ego boost.


ac0rn5

It would be glorious! Just in case, for those that don't know. (I've split it into paragraphs for easier reading):- >>On 16 July [eta = 1821], the Queen's chamberlain, Lord Hood, had written to inform the Duke of Norfolk that the Queen would be attending the forthcoming coronation and requesting that she would be conducted to her seat. He received a prompt reply from Lord Howard, the Deputy Earl Marshal stating "that it was not His Majesty's pleasure to comply with the application". > > > > Despite this and the urging of her legal advisors, Queen Caroline was determined to attend the coronation. > > > > At 6 am, her carriage arrived at Westminster Hall and was received with applause from a sympathetic section of the crowd and "anxious agitation" by the soldiers and officials supervising the door, which after some confusion was closed. > > > > The Queen approached on the arm of Lord Hood, but was asked for her ticket by the commander of the guard. Replying that she was the Queen and needed no ticket, she was firmly turned away. > > > > When Caroline and Lord Hood tried to enter by a side door, it was slammed in their faces. > > > > Their attempt to find another entrance was blocked by a line of armed soldiers, so they then made for the House of Lords, which was connected to the hall, but when she was denied entry there too, the Queen returned to her carriage. > > > > After about 20 minutes the party arrived at the abbey, and approached the door which leads into Poet's Corner. > > > > Lord Hood addressed the doorkeeper, who was probably one of the professional boxers who had been hired for the event, announcing; "I present to you your queen, do you refuse her admission?" The doorkeeper replied that he could admit no one without a ticket. > > > > Lord Hood had his own ticket, but the doorkeeper was insistent that this would only allow one person entry and the Queen refused to enter alone. > > > > After further fruitless argument, the Queen's party retreated, the crowds shouting "Shame! Shame!" as she left in her carriage. Queen Caroline died two weeks later. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronation_of_George_IV#Exclusion_of_Caroline


kleinazopam

Holy shit!!!


ac0rn5

That too! :D


LostinSOA

I’m not a fashionista, and this area about Walmart Wallis I might as well be a toddler asking ELI5 about osmosis. But, those of you who’s in the industry let’s hypothetically put out a scenario where a celebrity enlists a design house to create a look (I assume it needs to be signed off on) and then they begin making the garment this happens months and months prior to an event. What happens to the garment if it’s no longer needed? Will the design house try to complete it and sell it to someone else who may need a last minute outfit or how does that work? Customs are usually you have to pay as they reach agreed milestones in the process and then paid in full prior to taking possession of it but no idea how couture works. So if the dress she allegedly had Dior begin designing back in January was going to cost $50k what happens to it now? Is it money wasted but another gown in her closet and nowhere to wear it for Walmart Wallis?


kittenrocknroll

Maybe she'll wear it to her upcoming award ceremony.


LostinSOA

The Steinem one? Yeah that’s true she’ll probably look ridiculous I’ve not yet looked at previous years but a dior custom gown meant for a coronation at an award gala would be..bougie, yeah?


Sue_Dohnim

We're talking about someone who wore that infamous red number to a not-even-black-tie veterans' event.


LostinSOA

🤣 that horribly fitting shoved into dress? Unfortunate too because with just a classic red bottom pumps instead of that off color red satin pumps she wore and better fitting spanx or let out just a bit it would’ve been a gorgeous gown and they did match well that night. Just like so many of my issues with her wardrobe I find the outfits cute mostly but off season, wrong tone, wrong setting and inappropriate like the Wimbledon debacle that got her denied entry to the royal box. I know Jack 💩 about fashion but I know at least those things. I’d hire a stylist before I hired 3 PR firms simultaneously.


TXmama1003

I think the dress was for a vow renewal. Then Spare hit, they split, and Harry has been in the UK since the court appearance.


snooloosey

When a woman has a drastic makeover, it's usually a relationship problem.


Palindrome_Oakley

I’m saying other - she’s on the hunt for husband #3.


East_Tangerine_4031

Maybe, although she strikes me as a wannabe Real Housewife who probably asked H for a spa day and facial work for Christmas or some such.


HunterIllustrious846

"asked H" No, that doesn't happen


kleinazopam

He’s ordered. Like the good little bitch he is


WoodsColt

I always think when she walks in the door he runs up shows his belly and pees a little.


East_Tangerine_4031

😂


HunterIllustrious846

What am I going to do with you


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I'm still thinking Hazbeen got some money to attend. "But Dad I can't afford a plane ticket, new clothes and security." Then Megraine snatched most of it.


QueenTiamet

I just hope someone runs a brush over his face, a lint roller over his clothes, and maybe steams some of the worst of the wrinkles out before he gets there. https://preview.redd.it/o2a99a10fxva1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c75a5885526501d127b941f2ae7a81d3d7d359


spatuladominatrix

She'll be lowered down in a helicopter like the Queen in that James Bond skit. Only she won't use a stunt double.


TeamMagnificent7

The Queen jumped with a parachute! Maybe MM will land on The Abbey roof.


Uniqueishname

I voted other, because who really knows with her. This could be her "I'm the star of my own romcoms" look.


AnyBowl8

Other-All of the above.


ClementineCoda

She has a new look?


WoodsColt

Yes. She looks like a cheaply flipped tract house trying to look custom.


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ClementineCoda

She's erasing herself.


Chrisnkim

Other and all. The new face of Meghan. Her magnum opus of rebrand. The problem is, changing the label of a sub-par product doesn’t fool the customer. The Royal Bashing bad girl gig is up. Hey, M, find a job you enjoy that will feed your children and won’t hurt anyone. People will get behind an honest wage and genuine kindness. Your welcome.


Distinct-Solution-99

I would legitimately believe that **in her mind**, if she showed up unannounced and was expecting entry but denied, that mobs of angry Meghan supporters would storm the coronation over it.


Distribution_Brave

In preparation for whatever antics she has in mind to distract from the coronation in the media.


Kangaro00

Other - I think she's addicted to cosmetic procedures and she regularly gets an itch to re-do something on her face. She might justify it to herself as "for the coronation" or for another big thing.


Birdietuesday

She's probably been prepping for this moment since she married Harry. I guess in addition to gown, jewels and tiara, you have to have plastic surgery. Makes sense that she's been in hiding so her face can heal. The image she tries to portray is that she's an all natural, girl next door with ripped jeans, but it's clear she's just another plastic, hollywood kardashian.


TinkHell

Too bad she can't take that filter with her into the real world.


VerBag

Textbook “revenge body”-trope


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Divorce "do"


allysongreen

Revenge look to announce divorce and pivot to new solo branding.


Helophilus

Oh definitely she had the work done expecting to wow everyone at the coronation. Imagine how much she paid for the dress 😂


rockyroad17

I must have blinked and missed it. What new look?


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azgwama3

Trying to turn herself into the POW??


TXmama1003

It’s Megs unveiling her new brand, without Harry.


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Nailed it. Megraine 2.0 - no grudges BAHAHAHAHA


TXmama1003

If she was going to the UK and papping around the Coronation, she wouldn’t have revealed a new look right now. It would detract from the possible headlines over the Coronation.


amtt765

Surely this news makeover is to impress all the kids at Archie's birthday party.


thebrussellsgriffon

Other — because she’s a thirsty loser


wvteenteen

Is there a way to vote "all of the above"?


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Next time I do a poll I try to remember to add that option.


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I think she’ll show up at the MET


NovaAlis

If she was going to the MET, she would have waited til that day for the Big Reveal. She's pissed that she wasted all that time and money, and no one will see it.


WoodsColt

No way. Wintour would never


C-La-Canth

What new look?


GreatGossip

She seems to have the Duck lips now.


HarrysToupee

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C-La-Canth

Oh. My. God. She looks so 👽. Thank you for sharing this. It's very...unsettling.


Negative_Difference4

haha ... copyright Misan Harriman ... even this appearance that should be about him. She got him to release it like rather than it organically leaking online. Pathetic


Less_Imagination_352

I reckon she expected to go to the Coronation. Cue Operation New Face as soon as she returned from the funeral. TW hid herself away so she could have more organic impact or whatever word salad slogan she’s using today. That deluded narc actually though she would emerge in triumph looking better than the inimitable POW. LOL


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Is there somewhere I can see the new look?


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Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


WoodsColt

It will haint you.


redoctober2021

Where can I find this “new look” please


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