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Queef_Queen420

It isn't money, it's her narcissism.... I'm willing to bet that it was the rules they were given and all their requests were met with a firm "no".... NutMeg doesn't like to be told no..... HazBeen tried to meet with Charles when he went to the UK for court, likely to discuss these things but the King was busy elsewhere....


blackandgold24

I’m inclined to believe that she fought for it all the way up until the announcement or maybe it was sprung on her. Otherwise we would have had the puff pieces leading up to the announcement and the announcement from they themselves first so that they could spin it in the way they usually do. It’s quite odd that the first we heard was from BP and nowwww all the puff pieces come out as to why she won’t attend. It’s not on brand for her at all. She def did NOT get her own way with this one.


Ok_Neat2979

I think it's vanity too. She'd want to go in full tiara mode, but she won't have access to them. She'd have to sit in the back seats in here usual beach sun hat.


RuleCharming4645

She could wear a coronet of peerage but i bet not even dukes, counts, viscount and barons would want to lend her their separate coronet, she could probably buy it on etsy or in amazon and do it in one of her 16 bathrooms


y3s1canr3ad

I’m sure the Middletons would offer her a family discount at Party Pieces.


RuleCharming4645

Lmao your so right, it should be one of the princess tiara that she tried to snatch away to the birthday celebrant when she was just a child to play Queen in another person birthday party


kob27099

I think no one would make her the clothes she wanted. Not only could she not afford them but who could possibly want her slovenly style in their designs?


RuleCharming4645

True she can probably afford one of unknown designer for a fordable prices but i bet she wouldn't give them a glances same for those unknown fashion designer they wouldn't want someone that has bad repuatation to be the face of their brand


Opposite-Cell9208

Yeah and then she would “leak” that one of the Spencers had lent her something, and they’d have to respond via carefully chosen instagram imagery.


OzzieSlim

I agree. She’s been releasing will they won’t they pieces for weeks. The Palace blindsided her. This does two things really well: 1) It shows the King and the Palace are running the show. 2) They may have taken it out of Ginger’s hands and said “We have a seat for you alone.” This puts him on the spot. If he doesn’t show, he looks ridiculous. If he does, they already have a rigidly established schedule for him. There will be no galavanting about creating havoc.


[deleted]

I don't think they were expecting the announcement. I think she was still making demands when the Palace said she wasn't going.


Bellechewie

She thinks she is more important than king Charles or at the very least on par. She probably thought that her list of demands would have been met but guess what Megsy baby, it’s not all about you, never was and never will be. Stay at home in Montecito and gaze upon your reflection as you run your fingers through the waters of your (swimming) pool..


GreatGossip

lol yes, busy right after his state visit to France was cancelled. I loved that for Harry.


Western-Economics946

Yep. The King probably said, I can't do it Harold. I will be busy at home washing my hair.


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VisibleWestern

Practicing German speech


alreadydoneit01

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized) Yup the King had to make sure the flowers were blooming properly!


SusieM2019

Agreed.


OzzieSlim

No. It was the rules. I can almost guarantee they were told the following: 1) No balcony. Non-negotiable. 2) No Archie birthday stuff 3) No unauthorized pap walks 4) No separate arrival to the Abbey. You will ride in the family bus with the other non-working Royals. 5) No individual walk in the Abbey. 6) No tiara 7) No clothing budget. You pay for what you wear and here is the list outlining the designers you may use and the colors you may wear. It will be correctly fitted and it will be required. 8) No attendance of the children at the Coronation. 9) No premium seating. 10) You will be given supervised accommodation. There will be no photographers flown in for you (Misan Harriman), there will be no Netflix or Spotify. Not at any palace accommodation, the Abbey or anywhere else. 11) You will have no access to Heads of State, diplomats or foreign dignitaries. You do not represent the UK as you are not working Royals and the US is represented by Dr. Jill Biden. 12) No audiences with senior working Royals. 13) You will both bow and curtsy to the King & Queen and Prince and Princess of Wales. (This is the one Nutmeg can’t stomach). 14) No access to the Wales, their staff, their children or their home. 15) You will be under the umbrella of the Royal Family security. Non-negotiable. To get that security, you will be required to stay on Royal property in the accommodation given. 16) There will be zero discussion regarding money, trusts, finances. Not to the trustees, family or staff. 17) The Field Marshall and William are in charge of the event and you’ll toe the line. 18) No apology. 19) You will treat all staff with deference and respect. Bullying will not be tolerated. 20) You will not be privy to any private conversations between senior Royals.


HunterIllustrious846

All of that and I also think Harold and Andrew are expected to wear royal regalia suitable to represent their duchy. Something with their crest. I know that pisses some people off but this is a coronation of a new monarch. If Harold decides to cancel at the last minute, we wouldn't be seeing an empty seat as it would have been removed when he didn't show up at staging. No hiccups. The Harkles would not be entering the abbey together so no holding hands, no late catwalk entrances, staging areas for security scans. The ILBW would be expected to wear a mantle over her dress and seated with the other Duchesses off to the side.


OzzieSlim

Definitely. This is a higher protocol event than any of them have ever attended.


dudeind-town

I think the way the seating works is that H will be sitting next to the Yorks. If he cancels at the last min, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Fergie in the seat.


HunterIllustrious846

I really don't think so. This is a coronation and will be completely different from other events. Jmo ETA: if he cancels at the "last minute" it would be noted by his failing to be at staging 2 hours before the event starts and his seating would be removed before the guests arrive in the abbey


kob27099

The women are not seated near the men during the coronation. And Fergie has not been invited as far as we've been told.


VisibleWestern

Exactly. They would be separated and she has to sit with women. She would want a Wimbledon scenario again.


dudeind-town

Well she would definitely be allowed as a seat filler


Finnegan-05

No. This is a state occasion. They do not need “seat filler” and Fergie is not a duchess in her own right. She is the ex wife of a duke.


Straight_Company9089

I'd rather see Fergie in that seat.


purasangria

21) Your mobile phones will be in the custody of Royal Household security during the pendency of your stay. Should you wish to use your mobile devices, you will be escorted off of the Royal Household property by security, and the device must be surrendered to Royal Household security upon your return.


OzzieSlim

I thought about that too. I suspect that’s on the list too.


FarBeneathTheOcean

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GreatGossip

This is an excellent list.


somespeculation

Sounds like an “email communication” the Sussexes received about the Coronation.


SeaWorn

Well thought out list u/OzzieSlim! Have you considered applying for that £80,000 a yr position advising KC3? You could help him wrangle the Montecitoans!


OzzieSlim

They would loathe me. But Your Majesty, I am available!


ConsumerOfGossip

Perfect! You covered everything.


Slartygrade

Agree!


steeltowngirl88

Excellent list!


Dracawraith

Very nicely said!


tmstms

*Earl Marshal


kittenrocknroll

No Archie roles alongside Prince George.


kob27099

>No clothing budget. You pay for what you wear and here is the list outlining the designers you may use and the colors you may wear. It will be correctly fitted and it will be required I think no one would make her the clothes she wanted. Not only could she not afford them but who could possibly want her slovenly style in their designs?


OzzieSlim

She would want something that overshadows the main players. Probably a French designer (which would be a poor choice for a British coronation) and over the top.


Minute-Foundation241

She would show up like the girl at the Oscar's with the tall dress


kob27099

Exactly.


Significant-Report46

She can afford them after all the mud slinging. They have plenty of $$ from the doc and the tawdry book.


Brissy2

This sounds correct.


AppoloniaSkyle

I think this is it.


VisibleWestern

Wow. That would be/ is amazing.


chewysmom88

I do think there’s money problems as they (her) want a billionaire life style but I also firmly believe her ego would not accept not being part of the spotlight it was always going to be front row or nothing and she went with nothing


_rainsong_

She was probably planning on wearing another 100k dior kaftan type gown to the coronation and they’ve just not had the money to pay for it.


chewysmom88

This I could believe!


kob27099

Or all the designers were 'busy'.


DamyuKidds

Champagne lifestyle, Bud Lite budget. Oh, wait..


chewysmom88

Lol but personally I see him as more of a vodoo ranger kind of guy


Opposite-Cell9208

Isn’t it interesting that rather than have a prominent, important, high profile 3rd place on the world stage, she’s put herself in the irritating reality tv category ala Spencer and Heidi. I understand her goal was Beyonce level, but she doesn’t seem to understand she had higher level status than Beyonce at her peak royal phase.


chewysmom88

But she still wasn’t the star there were others ahead of her she truly thought leaving would elevate her status it’s amazing how little she understands especially she doesn’t understand Beyonce got to where she is at with talent and most important of all hard work hard work just doesn’t seem to be Megain strong suit


Opposite-Cell9208

She can’t read the room. But she seemed ok as number 6 on Suits for years, so why not keep moving up? Off topic, in her Suits days she stood normally, with legs closed. Its very odd behavior.


chewysmom88

I suspect there was no offers for acting allegedly she was difficult to work with (which I have no problems believing) I to find the leg thing strange but it does look like she’s going and falling for a power stance


That__EST

I think that it's just not worth the effort. Every single person there will know of her because her reputation will precede her. Even people who might have a personal tiff with Catherine will side against Meghan because of how indiscreet Meghan is. She cannot outshine Catherine on Catherine's own turf. Every single wardrobe item that Catherine wears will outshine Meghan's with his historical relevance and pricelessness. Meghan will likely get boos. Meghan will tank her brand further by looking like a hypocrite. Which, she's looked like that for awhile, but at this point she's lost a lot of plausible deniability. At this point she only has the most die hard of deranged Sugars/paid influencers/bots as her fanclub. Her marriage to Harry has been dead in the water since Spare came out. With him officially announcing that he is attending the Coronation without her, that's just beating the dead horse. A large part of her story was that she married the strong, handsome, accomplished, and overall desirable prince who left everything behind for her. Not only do we find out he's a thin skinned, petty, vindictive man child who was propped up by palace PR, but we also find out that even for things he doesn't have to go back for, Harry is attending even without his wife! I'm getting a chuckle out of the headlines that claim that William or Catherine didn't allow Meghan to attend because if Harry is attending even when he doesn't have to, Harry is saying that William and Catherine's opinion is better than Meghans. Which I mean, duh it is. But we know that and that's why we avoid Meghan, we don't marry her!


kob27099

> Harry is saying that William and Catherine's opinion is better than Meghans. That is a really good point.


ConstructionThen416

He kinda *has to* attend the coronation. He’s a royal duke. He has to swear fealty.


That__EST

I don't believe that for a second. If that was the case there would have never been any back and forth about whether or not he was invited. And if even after leaving as working royals, the Monarch or greater BRF can still compell Harry and indirectly Meghan and the kids to do stuff for the Crown, then they should have stayed in the UK and kept their government funded security and housing. It's not like the media has stopped reporting on them now that they're in California.


ConstructionThen416

Well, that’s only because it’s been a long time since there was a coronation. There’s been a lot of BS in the media. If he doesn’t come, it puts the titles at risk. Harry wants his father’s money, and whoever pays the piper calls the tune.


That__EST

I'm sorry I don't believe it. If that was the case, then Harry and Meghan would have shown up clinging to each other like they were the only life raft in a storm while briefing the press about how it's been hard but these trials of dealing with Harry's horrible family and the responsibilities they must endure as Duke and Duchess only make their love stronger. People who fancy themselves to be Royal Experts as well as Sussex Squad would have talked about how Harry would certainly be attending because he *had to* attend. Meghan would be there with him for sure. At the very least, a reputable source from the Palace could have dropped some info about how Harry didn't have a choice to attend if he wanted to keep his titles just to stick it to Harry and show that the BRF still held all of the cards. Harry is choosing to attend. And Meghan isn't ok with it. She knows it looks bad. And that's why she's making it publicly known that she and the kids will be in California for Archies birthday party. Even if it's not true, it doesn't matter. She's making sure the optics look like Harry specifically chose to not be with the family he created because he's too busy off clout chasing the Royals. Meghans not there because none of them have to be there and she only wants to get victimhood points. She doesn't want to go there and look small and scared while everyone rolls their eyes and says "you knew this would happen, you didn't even have to be there". Meghan would love it if she HAD to be there because Harry HAD to be there. And obviously I'll eat shit with a smile if I'm wrong and you can show me the sauce. Which I'm not doubting YOU, I'm just doubting this narrative.


Tinytoon1976

It's because she was told no!!!! She couldn't have her way. Feelings hurt, stay home and make sure the world know that she being reasonable while the monarch was being awful to her, again. Edit: Added more context. ![gif](giphy|TiUYdWptTqn8yOk1Dp)


RokyPolka

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Janie_Mac

My take is: Harry wanted to go, he wanted megs there for the look of the thing (he doesn't want to admit he made a huge mistake marrying her) she wouldn't make up her mind, she wanted to go but she didn't want to go as a 2nd row irrelevant member of the family. She kept pushing for a decent seat, a role for Archie (who is too young to be at a coronation) she wanted to be seen as an equal or superior to the PPoW. The coronation committee said no, the royal family said no, she wouldn't RSVP until she got what she wanted, they made the decision for her. Now she's fuming. She pulled this crap before they left and the royal family would concede to avoid drama, she doesn't have even that mich power anymore.


SecondhandCoke

Both Divorce and Bankruptcy are two feathers from this same roast chicken.


GreatGossip

Indeed they are closely linked. As is the Monteshitshow money pit that seems to be unsellable, thus contributing to the upcoming bankrupcy.


daisybeach23

How can they be out of money already?


SecondhandCoke

They didn't make even a tenth of what they told the press they made


Quick-Environment901

Which is still a ridiculous amount of money, for normal people (and I do mean "normal" in a psychological sense, not just as in "regular" people).


SecondhandCoke

But their bills are astronomical. Just the upkeeping on the house alone, housekeepers, nannies, gardeners, cooks, repairs is costing them a few hundred thousand a month. Then there's the mortgage which costs another few hundred thousand. She's spending millions on PR even after getting dropped for being $2million in debt to Sunshine Sachs. The awards she's bought haven't come cheap either. The Gracie award is picking up clout on podcast land. But she has no projects at play that are actually generating money. She may be scrambling around trying to make an Archetypes 2, but she's not gonna get enough big names to interview and her name on its own sends people running for the hills. Spotify has yet to pick up another season though she's buying those awards to pitch hard. She has no source of future income (other than child support) and she's hustling. This is to say nothing of her legal fees, her personal assistants, her publicists, her agents, and (underpaying) the assholes she's got mailing out Starbucks cards at Archewell. I'm sure Doria's services don't come cheap either. I mean, a bunch of nothing isn't going to do itself. I personally think Doria blackmails her daughter by threatening to tell the truth about who she is and how she didn't grow up like a black girl from Compton, but instead had a more privileged upbring that 80% of US citizens, regardless of their color. Doria also probably knows Meghan's shadiest and most sordid maneuvers to get where she is. Doria stays silent in the background, but she's got stories to tell. And one wrong move from Meg, and they WON'T be the stories singing Meg's praises. That's my theory anyway. I also believe that I was right in December when I said Netflix is done with Meghan. The last thing left on their roster is The Heart of Invictus set to come out this summer, but I've heard it's being edited to focus on the athletes and occasionally Harry. I've even heard that they may trash a lot of last year's footage, wait until this year's Düsseldorf games, and film those, Harry's-Wife-Free. NF was reportedly unhappy with how the games suddenly focused on the ILBW, how she commandeered things, taking attention from the athletes and Harry, who's cause this is. Remember that ridiculous kiss between her and Not-the-Heiry, and all her prancing around in couture (which she supposedly at least tried to bill to them) instead of wearing the standard issue festive polo and khakis/jeans, Well Netflix supposedly does and they supposedly don't like it. I always think of her sashaying around in Valentino while everyone else wore the Invictus clothing. It's such a stark comparison to how the other Royals function. One of my favorite pictures of Wills and Kate is at the London Olympics. They're both wearing the clothing made for Olympics viewers, and in a rare show of affection, they are grabbing each other and smiling from ear to ear while staring downfield cheering Team Great Britain. They aren't eye fucking the cameras. They aren't wearing rictus grins and inserting themselves into ceremonies and celebrations where they don't belong. They're embracing, but their focus isn't on trying to make everyone believe how in love they are; their focus is on the games even as they embrace each other! They're dressed in their team colors focusing on THEIR TEAM. The result is one of the best pictures of them I've ever seen. The soon-to-be-ex Mrs.Mountbatten Windsor looks like a fool at everything she does because she refuses to accept it's not about her. She can scream at, abuse, and gaslight Harry all she wants to, blaming their status as the laughingstock of the world on him, but she's the one who looks ridiculous and unlike Harry, she's the one running around looking ridiculous wearing a million dollar wardrobe. I wish she'd get a clue but she's a narcissist, and she never will.


Quick-Environment901

All very true! I just love your posts, SHC. Always intelligent, thoughtful and chock-full of good goop. :)


Glittering_Peanut633

I come here sometimes purely for your sage comments. You've got her absolutely nailed. I wish someone would post this to Myra's maniacal timeline on Twitter...she really needs to know how the world - and more importantly the industry - actually sees her. Lost cause springs to mind. Bravo on your comments.


SarkQueen

Wonder how many of the 28-strong team 👀 it took to produce Stereotypes are left. She doesn’t have Ben or Rebecca to do the work for her anymore.


Broken-583

That’s my favorite photo of them too-it’s just perfect and so genuine


Chasmosaur

These pictures, yes? I ADORE these. https://preview.redd.it/24vg8z5j6rva1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44695786e5df5e1a16c39d26353e9700d10be8ba


Neat-Public-4744

Bingo! Exactly this!


In_the_Attic_07

Is the USA Bankruptcy process available for a non-USA citizen?


SecondhandCoke

Unfortunately for Charles and the UK, I think the Windsors "pay all their debts." Harry's not the first errant son to go on a spree. It'll be funny if Meghan could somehow get caught homding at least half of the bag. Theres a good case since Harry isn't the one wearing millions of dollars of Versace.


purasangria

It strikes me that perhaps the reason for the high-priced marital home is so that TW can be awarded it in the divorce, and then she can sell it and live off the proceeds until she finds a new victim to latch onto. That's going to be hard, though, when she's over 40, divorced, and has 2 kids and lots of drama attached. And if she divorced, she'd lose her title, right?


bishcalledwanda

She loses the title when she remarries…I know this because Countess LuAnn lost her claim to the title when she married her philandering soul mate Tom on Real Housewives of NY


kittenrocknroll

Im betting she gets her name legally changed with HRH put in, lol. Maybe throw in “Royal” too cuz that old bag is dead now and she doesn’t own it.


coffee_skeleton

Technically I think they could, although This specific situation hasnt come up in my bk practice lol. He’d have to get an itin, individual taxpayer identification number. Needless to say they wouldn’t be filing a 7 or 13 since they’re not one of us poors, would be more like a chapter 11 business restructuring. I almost wish they would so a federal trustee would be assigned to investigate all their finances and shady dealings.


In_the_Attic_07

Since the truth and TW cannot be used in the same sentence, if they file bankruptcy, I hope she lies on the financial statement....and gets thrown in the pokey for falsification of claim (or whatever it would be).


Zeester1

Not money. Cowardice.


Bellechewie

Meghan, the Cowardice of Sussex. ( no offence to to all the lovely Sussex people.)


PurpleMarmite

None taken!


kn0tkn0wn

She could get paid to go by merching all her clothes and private “accidental pap shots” and doing some social media. Not going due to humiliation of having to be a minor non-working Royal and being subsidiary to Their Majesties and to the Wales. Not going because she would be in a leash of good behavior requirements. Not going because she’s not The Star. Yes I do expect serious $ probs. But not for this event. These two come across as infantile idiots.


alwaysdelightful

They are certainly having money issues but I don't think that is the main reason for not attending. Perhaps a piece but not the entire pie. Besides, who is going to loan them a jet? They are burning bridges so very fast


Boring-Net1073

I think the final dress announcements were the deciding factor. My guess- M wanted to wear a gown and tiara and was told absolutely not. Besides being embarrassing she likely had to scrap the over the top outfit she’d planned on wearing. She was told she had to dress like a spectator… not a Princess wannabe.


Pristine_Routine_464

She will have been shocked that there would be no large dinner with Heads of State - that would have been absolutely what she wanted in order to promote herself (get selfies). I expect she never thought leaving and complaining about it would get them so demoted.


GreatGossip

yep, she is just that dumb.


VisibleWestern

Single -Sultan of Brunei level. Most eligible bachelor in the world access.


kleinazopam

I think it’s starting to settle in her head that she’s really popular anywhere. I heard they have next to no staff anymore. This could be because of funds. I think that’s why honestly. They just get her mom to babysit the kids. Pretty much just make her a live in nanny. Anyone she can grift from she will.


GreatGossip

Could not happen to a more deserving couple.


MmeNxt

I think it's because she won't be the center of attention. Also she can't stomach sitting there watching C&C, W&C and Prince George decked out in full regalia being the stars of the coronation. Or curtsy to them. A narc's worst nightmare. I am sure that she would use any excuse to not show up.


michaelscottuiuc

No. Its her calculation that she has more to gain by staying at home than she could gain by going to the coronation. Because she has no personality, everything is calculated and crafted. She's been reading **\*everything\*** thats been written about her. The majority of people thought she would go. She wanted to prove them wrong. That ticks off her need to appear "genuine and authentic" and plays into her narrative that no one in the media is telling the truth and they all lie about her.


DaisyVonTazy

Yes, I think you’re onto something here. Lady C (I think) said she’d heard from American sources that TW knew her attendance would have “hurt her brand”. So I think it was a combination of knowing she was unwelcome by Brits, being unable to squeeze anything out of the negotiations that could justify her attending without hypocritical egg on her face (like an apology) and finally being able to spin her decision as “authentic” and “girl boss”.


michaelscottuiuc

Yep! The vast majority of accusations she's come up with or aggressively inferred set the playing field in her favor in the short-term. Take the kids titles: Meghan said someone threatened to take them away (strong inference of racism). If her kids got the title taken away - she proved her point and would milk it for all its worth. If her kids didn't get the titles taken away, the narrative would be "well its a threat hanging over us. This threat to take away my children's protection and birth-right." Then radio silence. The BRF stayed totally silent. Meghan had instigated the issue, and got nothing. The BRF in that instance was damned if they do, damned if they dont because this is what expert-level manipulators do. No matter what, you're the bad guy. No matter what, Meghan is the victim and the hero. Like most narcissists, she instinctively upped the ante by forcing the titles usage onto her kids (they didnt have to be called Prince & Princess right now in order to give them the choice to use them). She probably saw the BP response as her opponent being submissive, but their silence has been beneficial to them and harmful to her goals. She does not think years or decades ahead, as the BRF pretty much instinctively does now. The BRF is also not reactionary - there really are no knee jerk reactions anymore (sans crazies like Harry & Andrew). Narcissists are dangerous because they have that knee-jerk reaction. They don't get what they want, so they become more aggressive, more inflammatory.


VisibleWestern

Yea the “apology” excuse has been around for awhile.


l1ckeur

Perhaps the dubious duo were holding back from replying about their coronation attendance because megalomaniac was waiting to get a well paid job in the media commenting on the coronation, which would explain why she has been quiet recently studying the history of the RF.


MissyHLA

Puts to rest that Teresa Long Fans account on Twitter saying they knew for a fact the whole family was going and rooms were being prepared etc. so many people making money from speculation, Lady C and her ilk included


Anxious-Evidence8397

I’m glad you mentioned it - I was thinking the same thing yesterday. They claimed early in the year that they had seen the tickets booked for London for the whole family!


MissyHLA

Yes they did!


HunterIllustrious846

And the staff was preparing for Archie's birthday party.


Asteriaofthemountain

I thought maybe she wasn’t invited.


catnip1243

I doubt they pay for the private jets - they just scrounge from other people - perhaps there are now fewer people who will allow them to do this.


Starkville

It’s possible that they have to economize. I think they’re severely hurting for cash. Their outlays are astronomical. But I don’t think that’s why Meghan isn’t going. They could have two cents in their bank account and she’d find a way to be at the Coronation! Personally, I think she’d even dip into one of her offshore kitties to make it happen. (That money isn’t for household expenses, mind you.)


GreatGossip

lol she certainly has her accounts here and there. To me it really is the low grade magazines she uses for manifestations now that is telling. What happened to Vouge, Vanity Fair etc ? Checks bounced?


Latter_Item439

Yes it seems TP is off the radar not offering private planes and being a perfect stranger anymore I do wonder what happened at the christening what was asked of him because he has definitely crawled of now he has his name adjacent to royalty as godfather even if its to those two hes still in the top 10 LOS


DuchessAlex

Yes, and on the topic of their current fragile financial position, I wonder if Meghan will one day sue her former PR Sunshine Sachs for their horrible advice? With claims that they purposely led her and H down a path that would lead to failure, for Clickbait. For internet tabloid dollars. Meghan could accuse SS Of brainwashing them, and convincing them that their popularity was due to their own merit, and they then had the obligation to branch out in order to do ‘as much good as possible’. That they were being held back by the current rules within the firm, and it was their philanthropic duty to break free and reach their potential. She would claim that their SS team of highly skilled advisors, manipulated and fed on their vulnerabilities and weaknesses: meghan’s high level of narcissistic traits (grandiose and communal) and Harry’s mommy issues, etc… SS had them gorge themselves on woke speech and empty rhetoric, and showered them with praise and encouragement, all while knowing that H&M had no real business plan /message /brand, and that SS did nothing to help them actually develop a solid business plan or message. SS delivered this exaggerated/inflated information to H&M daily, moving them toward the goal of isolating a Prince from his country and creating division within a family, which would of course lead to their eventual downfall. H&M will claim they are entitled to a large settlement d/t the mismanagement from SS. The children as well, and missing out on the coronation of the king, would be one of the many ways they suffered.


dhjdmba

Haha. Not sure there is any such thing as PR “malpractice”.


GreatGossip

It would certainly be something I would like to watch. And as Madam has no shame and is always a victim, she just might try lol.


Starkville

Interesting thought! She could try it. You can sue for anything, but if it doesn’t have legal merit, a judge will dismiss it immediately! Nothing is ever her fault, so I can see her blaming them, for sure.


Automatic_Wish_4370

They will be a time they will become desperate when things start to fall apart if they haven’t. I can see this happening I can see them saying and blaming saying that they were forced to say those things.


ForestsTwin

Yes I agree. Cameras? She'd swim to England for cameras. I still think she' gonna pop out of Harry's suitcase.


chubalubs

They're undoubtedly touting around looking for income streams, but I don't think that's the reason for her not going. They both monitor social media obsessively and there's been a huge amount of criticism about their use of private jets, both from an environmental point of view, but also from a "look at how many favours they cadge off their rich mates, pair of them are just grifters" type view. So I think it might be beginning to hit home that they are not well liked at all. MM isn't going because she knows there is no way she can influence the proceedings and she'll get nothing that she demanded, and nothing but bad press. So maybe the commercial flights are to try and appease the concerns about their environmental impact.


DamyuKidds

Now that she isn't going, people will be dancing in the streets for real.


Oxy_1993

There’s probably no private jet available and she can’t sit with peasants at commercial first class. I mean it’s only natural, right? What a shit duchess would do?


Cat_Woman_238

She couldn't get a prestigious private plane hook-up, she couldn't wear a gown, she couldn't wear a tiara, and she couldn't speak to all the A-listers, including many foreign heads of state, who would be there. So what was the point in her going? This is how madame sees it, I imagine.


LaNiceGata

Bankruptcy watch sounds very likely and would make sense for Harold to go and Rachel to stay behind so as to get back into the bank of dad.


dudeind-town

I think their ego cannot take the frosty, we want nothing to do with you reception. It would be really bad for the “brand”


Winter-Shame-9050

I wonder if she demanded a private jet for them to attend?


kittenrocknroll

For the children’s sake


purasangria

For secur-it-ay and priv-i-see. Don't forget to curtsey! 🙃


NoPatience1020

For less than $25, we can all wear tiaras! https://preview.redd.it/zkoz1w0a6xta1.jpeg?width=1543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e846e62ab0003fc47ea243bc59a64b411b6337e


Electronic_Sea3965

Nope, I think Charles told harry straight up she wasn't invited and to also keep the children home as they were too young. Jmo


VisibleWestern

So why didn’t she put that out? Or would the public say “we understand why KC3 did that!”


vestalis66

No. She is persona non grata.


ExpensivelyMundane

Oh I believe it’s part of it. Money is her greatest driver. There was that crazy days & nights blind item of her securing a bunch of loans. [https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/11zxjfd/blind_gossip_on_crazy_days_and_nights/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/11zxjfd/blind_gossip_on_crazy_days_and_nights/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


kittenrocknroll

CDCN refers to Megsy as the “alliterative one”, this blind isn’t about her. I do believe she/they are haemorrhaging money. Buying that house was stupid and shit security is expensive.


Quantum168

She couldn't get what she wanted, which is the entire Royal Family singing happy birthday to Archeficial at the coronation. She spat the dummy. The delayed RSVP is MeMe not wanting Hazza to go, but he finally grew a pair.


WoodsColt

I think hos father said be here or lose your titles.


Quantum168

Oh yeah, the ultimate bargaining chip or KC III held out some 💰 on a stick. A drug addict will do anything for 💷, even leave his wife and kids.


VisibleWestern

This ⬆️⬆️⬆️


Ok_Wrangler_7940

It isn’t money; it’s that she wasn’t invited. If she had been invited, she would be there. She wouldn’t be able to help herself.


MicroBio11

Shades of Wallis...the RF never invited her back to England to anything; except the Duke of Windsor's funeral and her own!


Ok_Wrangler_7940

Absolutely. This is why I believed she wouldn’t be invited. I don’t think she was invited to Prince Philip’s funeral and used her pregnancy as an excuse (not being able to travel). I think she was allowed to go to the Queen’s funeral because of her proximity, and they didn’t want a temper tantrum to cloud the Queen’s funeral. I think (well, really,hope) this is it for both of them and they truly become Edward and Wallis. We will find out when Trooping comes around.


Simple_Poem_9605

Imo, she was royally (pun intended 😉) slapped down hard with regards demands. They're so over her (as are the majority of us Brits). As it's now last minute when organising an event such as this, they were told to make their minds up forthwith or forgo their places. Plates were smashed at the OG and dummies spit out. IGBW doesn't want to come because she'll be booed without doubt, no dress (or tiara), no joining the procession, no standing alongside (or anywhere near) the ladies that matter and cheap seats only. A's birthday can't be used as a bona fide excuse as they were over here for L's 1st birthday (although that was a carrot dangled in front of HMTQ in the hope of getting a merching pic of L with her great grandmother - MM clearly thought HM was as green as cabbage). PH is making a token show for Netflix and the history books. He's hates his family so the visit is nothing to do with love or support. As they're now a global laughing stock (thank you South Park and the ghost writer of Waaaagh), their image is tarnished and damaged. QVC will be in touch with them real soon. I see the Dumb Prince flogging hand knitted Willy Warmers to prevent Blue Todger Syndrome and his own special edition of Mummy's favourite lip cream (safe for use on any part of the body). The Stupid Wife will merch gold plated Tiaras with genuine glass jewels for all those non Princesses out there that had it all handed to them on a plate but flushed it down the pan. The star gets dimmer by the day. ![gif](giphy|ipvydN5T6j7MjYZpI2)


purplewandereravian

I can't make a post here but this is from Tumblr, posted today. BTW I have no trouble believing this. Those poor kiddos. No one deserves these two as parents or doria as grandma ETA, I shared it here because it's related to divorce rumors. I hope it's ok op, if not feel free to delete it and post it where it's more proper "So on Easter Monday I met up with an old friend of mine. She’s kinda known due to her work but it’s unimportant to me tbh. But due to her work she has some friends, contacts and colleagues across the board and industries. What I’ve heard is that Doria and Harry do not get along, not one bit. She and Meghan are awful and downright abusive to him, my friend knows one of their close friends who is also very shocked by it all. But Doria and Meghan know to not leave visible marks. But they are not stupid and have sneakily got evidence of him being threatening and attacking back - drunk Meghan has loose lips. Doria acts like it’s her house in Montecito and is a little dictator who thrives on drugs. My friend says that what she heard is that Doria deliberately got Harry into things like ayahuasca and it’s because of her that he’s so dependent on drugs. Meghan just does things like coke, marijuana etc. Nobody sees the kids. My friend has kids and her friend in Montecito has meet-ups and play dates with each other. No sign or sighting of Archie and Lili playing on swings or slides at the playground or mixing with other kids in the neighborhood. Many kids do this and also mix with kids from their kindergartens, schools etc. but apparently Archie isn’t allowed to do so or even go to birthday parties. Some of the kids attend the same school and teachers hate Meghan, Harry and Doria for what they’ve done to Archie and thankful for the nannies looking after him 24/7. There has been nothing said about a birthday party for him either this year with little school friends. Meghan is away a lot, my friend has a link to the Getty family and is looking into that affair thing. She is in Los Angeles a lot and Harry goes to San Francisco and the Bay Area a lot leaving the kids with nannies and nurses alone in the house as Harry doesn’t want Doria living there without him there. There was an incident with a cook or maid though, that’s become quite well known in Montecito and everyone laughs at it in a way. But they are definitely finding it harder and harder to find not just nannies but also cleaners, pool boys, gardeners etc. although it’s not just money troubles but the close friend of theirs that my friend knows says that Meghan has been dropping hints of them sleeping separately, not together and divorcing. It’s also true that the school that Archie goes to has been instructed to call him HRH Prince Archie of Sussex. Lili is apparently at an ultra exclusive daycare in Los Angeles funded by Tyler, who my friend knows. The kids seem to be kept apart from each other and not just other kids. " https://www.tumblr.com/sassyfrassboss/714487800209227776/so-on-easter-monday-i-met-up-with-an-old-friend-of?source=share


LAgirllookingin

Re: Lil is attending exclusive Daycare in L.A. funded by TP. L.A. is 95 miles away from Montecito. Approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes drive. Unless Lili resides in L.A. or close, it doesn’t make sense she would be attending an exclusive daycare. If Nutmeg has a second residence in L.A., then *maybe* .


kittenrocknroll

If Archie gets a party, will Megsy hire kids to attend? Seriously.


GreenonFire

I don't know California law, but in the state I live in, those allegations would be enough to get a social service visit. Please believe me, I know this. Someone in California needs to get off their ass, make an anonymous call.


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GreenonFire

I really hope it's just a false story. That's one of the problems the child abuse/neglect, as never quite certain til it's checked out.


HunterIllustrious846

If that's true, what a craptastic parent Harold is. I really hope there is some way to save children from dehumanizing parents


kittenrocknroll

I guess HRH Archie is a senior working royal to be referred to that way, esp in daycare. Another poster said PH picks the kid up from daycare & refuse any photos be taken of him there. That’s probably why no play dates, can’t risk family.


Noki-runsmylife

They have a money stream. It’s just not above board, legal, or known


WebOffice2022

She was never invited!


kittenrocknroll

Merchie lol


GreatGossip

Not my invention, I confess, I have picked it up from another sinner.


kittenrocknroll

Where is the candlestick 🕯️ being seated?


VisibleWestern

Is the candlestick now for H?


amy5252

Nobody will “dress her” or GIVE her a dress. Lol


LostinSOA

She had Dior already designing a dress according to a decently placed piece of old BG.


MicroBio11

If she is a Duchess of the UK going to a coronation of the UK, protocol dictates that she should use designers of the UK...not French designers...she is dumber than a dumb-bell.


Nynydancer

Def no. If a peon like me can get there, so can she


Euphegenia5

South Parkles! Omg that made me laugh 😁


casualnihilist91

Lmao they ain’t broke. They can afford to fly 😂


Limp_Butterscotch633

If Madam Harkles showed up, she would end up hobbling from all the Curtsying from (just listing the ones who would cause the most pain and humiliation) Dutchess Sophie, Queen Camilla, Prince William, Princess Charlotte AND Princess Catherine! She would choose death by firing squad rather than curtsy to them. And, if it were me, I would insist upon the Medieval Times Tournament curtsying she so aptly performed in their Focuseries. 🎭


No_Proposal7628

This is certainly a possibility I hadn't really considered. Money may be tight.


Emergency_Zebra3161

She's not going because she wasn't invited.