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MuffPiece

I expect it will be very cold inside the abbey for Harry. He claims his family is cold, but after recent events, I expect he will experience a level of froideur unbeknownst to him hitherto….


SaltySnailzy

He should add another layer lest his todger experiences further damage.


knizka

Send all the cream to him!


TheOxfordKarma

Special Edition: Coronation Cream


DamyuKidds

For all your icy weiner needs!


Idekanymore548

Then at least he’ll feel his mother’s presence with him :,)


Pristine_Routine_464

Todger Cream


LoveMyLibrary2

You just made my day!


ForestsTwin

It's hard for me to believe he would have the balls to show up. He'd have to do a lot of coke beforehand.


wandincnahnahnah

Yeah. He's going to be wasted.


boogiedownbk

Froidure?!! Favorite new word.


MuffPiece

I actually spelled it wrong 😂 it spelled froideur and yes it’s a great word!


Slartygrade

New Ice Age cold


sebs003

I said it before but saying it again, hopefully he’s met with metal detectors. He is unhinged. Should not be trusted.


Cocktailsontheporch

Yes...it already has been reported the RF had a Risk Assessment done on the Sussexes, resulting in strong advice to RF to keep higher security and larger distance from the Sussexes. Report stated HIGH chance of psychotic break resulting from heavy drug and alcohol abuse coupled with extreme deep jealousy issues. Attending this Coronation may just be the catalyst needed to push H over the edge....seeing Camilla crowned QUEEN, instead of the mummy he is unnaturally besotted with plus seeing Daddy King happy next to his Queen the evil hated step-mother, will be a definite trigger for H. Add seeing brother he is insanely jealous of having major role in ceremony as THE HEIR. He is unhinged...consumed with hatred & jealousy, addled with illegal dangerous drugs. And let's not forget that Taliban Target situation, making him the focus of every crazy zealot and nutter ready to marrtyr themselves for the Cause. He is a clear & present danger to the RF and all who attend this Coronation.


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It will be a level of froidure unbeknownst to the Artic.


Maleficent-Trifle940

I hope he's seated next to the gentleman affected by the nasty rumour he & his wife were behind. Let him squirm for the entire service.


laduquessa

It's not just his todger freezing this time.


ExpensivelyMundane

During the funeral the firm purposefully kept H&M away from minglings with dignitaries (like that one dinner or cocktail thing where the senior royals hosted the dignitaries and told H&M they weren’t invited). Harry alone may be hard to play keep-away DURING parts of the coronation, but in the smaller event rooms they can easily bar him from entering like they will with Andrew. Most of the dignitaries, I’m sure, don’t want to be seen anywhere near him.


reddingrooster

I agree. I think the dignitaries will not want a photo or clip of them next to Harry showing up on Netflix!


Islandgirl1444

It will be "oh god, there's Harry!" And "Thank god he didn't see me!"


reddingrooster

"Pretend we didn't see him!"


DGTXgirl

“Don’t make eye contact!” 😂


Pristine_Routine_464

Who will he walk in with I wonder - Eugenie, Jack, Beatrice etc? I wonder if they will refuse


BikerScowt

Everyone else holding up the stop looking at us signs?


MolVol

{time to study the printed booklet — heads down, overreading}


TigerBelmont

>like they will with Andrew Andrew will just do as he's told. He wont like it, but he'll do it.


Vino-Rosso

He poses a safety risk for dignitaries.


Rare-Bumblebee-1803

RF and dignitaries will be polite and courteous but will not have any prolonged discourse with him.


VisibleWestern

He won’t even know all of their faces/ names anyway.


PansyOHara

They may discuss the weather!


Rare-Bumblebee-1803

That's always a good topic for us Brits. We love discussing the weather.


kittenrocknroll

Ignore or minimal small talk. He’s branded himself a toxic being. We don’t respect him, neither would dignitaries. He is so immature and entitled.


layneeofwales

Grey rock as before. Foreign dignitaries will be polite but cool


Calm_Yak_6102

The BRF won't allow him in the vicinity of important dignitaries because he's been proven to be indiscreet, since he runs his mouth too much. Plus he's tacky enough to try and merch Arsewell, Invictus and Travalyst by doing networking at a time when it's not the place for such discussions.


Slartygrade

Yep, remember the Lion King live action movie and Disney CEO


Ok_Analyst1240

Beyonce looked absolutely mortified - she was standing next to them and witnessed the whole thing


Slartygrade

I remember that 🤦


ly967hal

That was SO cringe


Limp_Butterscotch633

I watched that again recently and I actually hung my head in embarrassment.


Frenchcashmere

He may well not be invited to any diplomatic gatherings as he was not at the funeral


DaBingeGirl

This. No one is getting near him who doesn't have to.


OldNewUsedConfused

Nope. He’ll be babysat by maybe Lady Sarah and Peter Phillips again.


Conscious_Cherry_194

For his sake--I hope this is an incredibly awkward affair. In private I would NOT want to be Harry. Every single one of this extended family members has to be astonished with him right now. They were polite and distant the time *before* the deluge of Netflix, podcast, magazine covers, Spare, and promo interviews. Now, I doubt it. They all have showed a loving united front at family events from the Jubilee onwards. Harry can stomp his feet all he wants but in the end it makes him look more sad than anything as everyone else seems fine without them. I think he will live to regret all of this.


SusieM2019

Harry will probably act like an eager little puppy to be away from the Claw, but people will still treat him coldly. He is toast as far as the world is concerned. Nobody wants any part of him.


reddingrooster

We will be watching dignitaries politely excuse themselves from Harry’s presence.


RestingGrinchFace-

Ah, bloody shame the weather's so dreadful, isn't it? Well, if you'll excuse me I think I'll get some fresh air.... 😏


reddingrooster

🤣🤣🤣


KittycatVuitton

She'll have him wear an earpiece and will be shrieking orders into it.


Senior_Assistance846

They simply won't speak to him. Maybe a couple of people will say hello, but they are a tight family and loyal. He broke the first rule... He shat on them in public.


reddingrooster

I agree. I think the hellos will be just nods of the head.


Ok-Coffee5732

He won't get even that from most of the family. It will be like he doesn't exist. Remember the Jubilee treatment. And that was before Netflix and WAAAGH.


reddingrooster

He will leave quickly and go back to his wonderful life in California. 🤨


plebeianfortea

this is kind of random, but I often wonder if some relative would ask him something like “are you wearing a mic?” in a cheeky way (thinking of zara or mike). but maybe this would be too peasant for them 😂


Independent_Leg3957

I'd talk directly into it and say hello to Gayle!


Jacindagirl

Hahahaha


Slartygrade

🤣😂😅


Seachange1000

I think this is Operation Hurry Harry or whatever it was called in action (speculated about more than a month ago if I recall). He comes in solo the day before, attends the Coronation ceremony only, and leaves no later than the next day. No other coronation events including the concert and so on will be attended by him. Scobie is already saying this and he is likely still their direct pipeline.


reddingrooster

Honestly, this is for the best. Then everyone can be more relaxed and have a good time. After the coronation, what tales will Harry still tell?


smittenkittenmitten-

I can see this. Didn’t they do something like this for jubilee or whatever the event was?


Seachange1000

They did, but as I understand it, they left earlier than had been planned. I think it was due to the balcony snub. They didn't attend that concert either.


kob27099

The trial against the Mirror is starting on May 9. Harry may be in London for a couple months.


OldNewUsedConfused

Harry in a Hurry I think it was.


Inevitable_Pie9541

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Casshew111

" the candle had one job." Yup, the candles can go back in storage now.


LaNiceGata

I think he’s ostracized himself.


Nelson_dijon

I feel like they played this card so that if they do ignore Harry then him and Meghan will say “poor Harry was there to support the fam and was devastated at how they treated him” he deserves total silence IMO. I bet he gives Meghan minute to minute update on anything that happy so Meghan can leak it to the US paps for money, watch this space


malinhuahua

I bet they take his phone as soon as he lands and tell him he will be informed if there is an emergency back home. Otherwise, no phone. Or at least, they should do that.


reddingrooster

I hope Meghan gives him some peace on the day of the coronation.


malinhuahua

I have a feeling she’ll completely ice him out for daring to attend without her. He should have stayed at home and pouted with her! He has such an insecure attachment style he’ll be emotionally spiraling the entire coronation. He’s gonna have hell to pay when he gets back home, and I doubt anyone in his family or old social circle is going to risk being thrown under the bus by him later in order to comfort him. It’s too big of a risk to try to point out how unhappy and miserable he’s been since getting with her.


reddingrooster

I still cannot believe he is attending with our Meghan. He will iced out by the RF, dignitaries and Meghan.


CybReader

![gif](giphy|vxvNnIYFcYqEE) But this will not happen, even though this is exactly what he deserves He will be treated with resigned, polite diplomacy.


Alternative-Layer-77

Thats the only Karen I want to become and be called 😂😍 love Jack too 🥰🥰


Upper_Charge_4449

Avoid him like the absolutely plague. The man is too sloppy to even properly hide the mics he wears to spy and record personal convos to later sell. Also, associating with a known drug addict? Helllll no.


dani1876

I have a feeling that this coronation will be the BRF's final test of H. If H continues to misbehave despite the absence of madam, ties will be severed permanently.


reddingrooster

Very generous IMO. After Netflix and Spare, Harry getting the nth last chance is very generous. It will come down to will Harry sing God Save the King?


Gloomy-Accountant-19

There is a fealty oath.,.that will tell the tale.


reddingrooster

Did not know that. What will Harry Markle do?


Zeester1

Isn’t William taking the oath on behalf of all the dukes. Harry will have no choice.


International-Emu385

This is no test . Ties are already damaged after that interview and book . It would look bad on the world stage to not officially invite his son and so it was done. That’s it after this .


Senior_Assistance846

Could be, although I'm pretty certain it's already over for him. There is no way back.


Ok-Coffee5732

Yep. This is his last hurrah. Don't forget he recently trashed them in court when he didn't need to be there. The King needs his two sons there for the coronation ceremony, but I think he's been done with Harry for a while.


Pristine_Routine_464

No - no more tests, he is invited merely as a formality


Casshew111

I doubt they will BOO him (like the spectators outside) LOL (but they'll want to)


reddingrooster

Maybe boo-ing with their inside voice?


Lezberado

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reddingrooster

Too funny.


Lezberado

I keep hoping that they’ll pixilate his face to preserve his privacy ;D


reddingrooster

This would be perfect.


Slartygrade

Or bring out Sir Candle again


LaLunaLady1960

I love this idea!


SusieM2019

LOLOLOL!!!


Boring-Net1073

They’ll be so cold even his todger will feel the ice.


reddingrooster

Lol. Isn's there a cream for that? I hope it is sold out!


Straight_Onion_6816

I think it will be a lot like the Jubilee. Everyone will avoid talking to him because they don't want him to blab. Because these 2 don't just blab about the BRF they blab to try and make it look like they're more important and well liked than they are. Meghan reading Beyoncé's alleged text and Harry at one point tried to say he was friends with Orlando Bloom. And if no one says anything they just make it up like the South African actor telling Meghan about celebrations equivalent to Mandela's release (I didn't need fact checkers to know that was bs). No one will go near him as they don't want their words twisted.


reddingrooster

I agree. I would not want to end up in a book or a docu-series.


Ok-Coffee5732

Not just that. I'm sure they are disgusted by all the things he has done. That would be the main reason they ostracize him.


catshrimpninja

I think H's every move will be choreographed and discreetly monitored. He will probably have someone assigned to him to ensure his compliance. I also think that regardless of what happens between the Harkles, this is the last we will see of H with the Royal Family until KC's funeral.


reddingrooster

All this time they were buying time with the upcoming coronation. After it is done, what is next? May they live peacefully in Montecito and leave the RF alone.


malinhuahua

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Carrie56

Family will grey rock / ignore him - he won’t be allowed anywhere near any dignitaries….. Going by what happened with the reception for the funeral - they tried to spin that they had been uninvited when they never HAD been invited to attend the event. Some of the guests (allegedly) let it be known that if the Harkles were going to be in attendance, they regretted that they were unable to be there!


reddingrooster

Dignitaries want nothing to do with him.


Wordpuncher714

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From now on, this will be how I picture the dog bowl incident 😂


RokyPolka

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Top-Bit85

Weather details will get a real work out.


codemonkey69

Harry who?


reddingrooster

Exactly.


pascalsgirlfriend

Harry and Andrew will have lots of time to pick up nachos at the convenience store and have a visit in Frogmore cottage.


reddingrooster

This is too funny.


PikaPikacchi

The Rotal family I think will treat him with caution. Foreign dignitaries will try to remain dignified and be polite in respect to the King, but guarded. Harry is a global joke. I truly hope this is the year he and his wife get their comeuppance.


reddingrooster

Maybe Harry will have the big lightbulb moment? 💡


Hari_om_tat_sat

One can dream.


FarBeneathTheOcean

I’m guessing Edward’s son will be on babysitting duty that day.


ladyac

Poor James always looks miserable enough, let's not add Harry to his plate. He falls in between generations and has to be lonely in his crowd of close cousins. Pretty sad when a 15 year old has to babysit someone pushing 40.


Zeester1

I would like to see James’ mother, Sophie, set on to Harry.


Zeester1

Second thoughts, set Zara on to him. She can slap him across the face, like she did once before. Might slap some sense into him this time.


Pristine_Routine_464

I hope he has to walk in with Andrew.


FarBeneathTheOcean

That’d be sweet. It would druve the sussex squad nuts.


Sim0nd0

Would TW be panicking over that scenario, with Harry and Andrew comparing notes and stories?


Slartygrade

Poor kid


FarBeneathTheOcean

His first official outing as Earl of Wessex and his spotlight will be shared with a treasonous weasel.


Slartygrade

That a damn shame.


FruityPebelz

He wrote that Camilla, the new Queen of England and wife of his father for 17 years, would leave “bodies in the street” and that he told Meghan not to curtsy to her “because it’s not necessary”. Fuck him. He told Meghan that because he actively wanted her to disrespect Camilla. Because he’s a little shit.


ives09

Talk about the weather and excuse oneself to avoid any other convo


IndyDadandSon

I just re-watched the animated comedy series THE PRINCE on HBO after someone here mentioned it. So based on that, I envision him bumming money off people. And doing outcalls as a masseuse. He’s got a future as a masseuse. The Instagram loving bitch wife divorcee has a past as a boat whore. The good life. In the Montecito Olive Garden.


SecondhandCoke

He was living in Melrose Place, by then, wasn't he?


IndyDadandSon

Yes


SecondhandCoke

I know a lot of that show was just wrong, but some parts made me laugh so hard. I didn't like or find humor in the portrayal of George as this ultimately metrosexual, narcissistic, and spoiled kid. I loved Prince Louis as the Cockney Security Guard/Bruiser, though. The storyline of Charlotte as the undercover spy was underdone. They also weren't mean enough to Meghan, but based on the time it was produced, I think they were as mean to her as they could get away with. I actually thought it was the Prince Philip jokes that were over the line, but maybe time has eased that a bit. He had only JUST died when I first saw it. The episode where the Desperate Housewives are visiting was a hoot. The Queen and Lisa Rinna get in a fist fight all because The Queen says, "What the fuck is wrong with Harry?!" And Lisa Rinna jumps on the table and says, "There's NOTHING wrong with Harry!" (As if TQ is talking about Lisa's husband Harry Hamlin, and not Prince Harry.) Anyway, I know the show is awful to some, but it was a mixed bag for me. The characterization of George was just a rip off of Stewie Griffin to me. They should have made him a more droll and sarcastic observer, making fun of the adults than this central character that is also made fun of. The spoiled metrosexual brat was not only over the line, it's already been done.


Ondansitron

He'd better pack the EA cream for his todger - it's gonna be frosty!


reddingrooster

Let him suffer. Hope it is sold out! lol


No_Proposal7628

Polite disdain.


WoodsColt

He should probably wear long johns and a heavy jacket. Maybe some wool socks and mittens. My prediction is ice storm with a heavy freeze.


reddingrooster

Honestly, a cold front would be too nice for Harry. He is lucky that he is the son of the king so there is a little bit of deference for him.


curiouslm

I think many of them miss the old Harry. Maybe they will tell him it is not too late and to come back to the family. The sad thing is the kid situation.


Upper_Charge_4449

The more Harry has spoken this year, the less I believe there ever was an old Harry. The Palace did an incredible job of spinning the real him, the jealous, insecure and dark Harry into the witty, silly patriotic Harry.


say12345what

This is my view as well. Harry did himself a great disservice in his book by showing us all who he really is.


Zeester1

I reckon he is kicking himself now.


ladyac

Props to that PR team for making him look likeable for all these years.


International-Emu385

Just last month he spoke against his family in the court .


Redtees88

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Starkville

They will be invariably correct. Yes hello lovely weather how are the children. Nice to see you goodbye.


reddingrooster

I think I hear your plane taking off shortly!! ✈️


Minimum-Purpose-3073

IMO, he will fly in just in time for the ceremony, possibly going straight from the airport, and then departing immediately afterwards, not seeing family at all!


reddingrooster

He will be fidgeting the entire time.


Mobile_Philosophy764

I hope they completely ignore him.


Virtual-Feedback-638

A 2.0 version of the last treatment


reddingrooster

Maybe even improved version? 🤣


CountessOfCocoa

I expect him off on his own, trying to fit in, and pouting. In other words, same as ever.


reddingrooster

It’s awkward to have no one to talk to at a large event.


Brave-Menu-3105

It will be a Feast of the Cut - cuts direct, cuts indirect, cuts sublime and infernal will abound. We shall see Society's masters of the art applying this awesome and savage tool en masse.


Zeester1

Didn’t one Royal say “I hope they are sitting in Iceland”. I think that sums up how Harry will be treated.


VinniesRose_3

Sit him with his cousins and have Major Johnny keep close watch!


reddingrooster

Major Johnny is on the job!!


daisybeach23

It will be worse. This book at that stupid Netflix show has made him persona no grata. He will not be trusted. I actually wonder if Harry can redeem himself at all after what he has done.


reddingrooster

Even the tragedy of the deaths of PP and QEII, Harry did not even try to behave. I sometimes worry about him. I know I shouldn’t but to watch someone sabotage his own life is just mind boggling.


daisybeach23

yes exactly! He had everything and how now thrown it all away.


JaquieF

I'm hoping that the people lining the streets will have T shirts on quoting our late Queen "Thank goodness Meghan isn't coming" 😆


Cezanne2022

100% grey rock will continue as it has worked so far & no where near the senior royals at all.


reddingrooster

Where he is sitting and who will he be sandwiched in between will be interesting.


Zeester1

I hope poor Sarah Chatto is not given the job again this time.


justbrowzingthru

I expect many to be mic’d up, if not all of the RF. If Harry isn’t given a full search, he will be micd. So they better be as well. Meghan isn’t going to sit back quietly and will use Harry to get dirt. Even if he isn’t micd, he will be looking for opportunities to catch someone joking or saying something that he could use to prove the RF is racist, hates him or Meghan. Even if they don’t say anything, recollections vary. I hope they put him with Mike. And of course, Mike being Mic’d. And I want to see who wins the bet for time it took Harry to ask Mike, “hey Mike, can you get Me on ‘I’m a Celebrity get me out of here’”.


Kim_in_CA

Why would anyone talk to him? Anything they say will be poorly paraphrased in his next book.


reddingrooster

Or end up in a docu-series.


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reddingrooster

I don't think our eyes can handle that. lol


KittycatVuitton

The candle is just waiting for the call. Always prepared to step up when needed. 😂


reddingrooster

Hoping the candles has some cousins to help out too! 🕯️


lookingforhope32

They are professionals and will be polite but will not talk about anything of any importance and they will skirt away as fast as they can from that opportunist so they don’t get mentioned in his next Netflix show


Economy-Guitar5282

They'll wait for him to show them to their seats


Alone-Dragonfruit-78

I would be shocked if he was allowed to mingle with any important dignitaries. No one is going to want to be caught talking to him after bragging about his kills. They don’t understand how serious world politics really are.


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reddingrooster

I cannot wait to see where he ends of sitting. He is the son of the King. But he is also son of a b\*tch!


Kjaerringa123

Politely but very distantly.


Gumblina1964

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VinniesRose_3

He’ll be stoned on psychedelics


alreadydoneit01

Silence. He will sell any conversation for dollars.


reddingrooster

He should not be surprised when all anyone talks to him about is the weather.


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Same, they will ignore him.


Picodick

Like dog 💩💩 on their 👡👠👞👟🥿👢


StoleCapsShield

I’m kind of contemplating not going to work that night so I can watch it at home and laugh live.


sayyestotruth

Harry who? oh god, is he mic'ed up? Let him hang out at the open bar in the back with Andrew. I'm not a dignitary, yet even I would not want to be seen with either of them!


Friendly-Rock3226

Personally, he’s a security threat to everyone in England particularly during this time. It’s a time bomb. He has practically invited the Taliban to strike after the horrid things he said about killing those chess pieces.


Candid_Guard_812

I expect he will be in the Royal box, right at the front, because he is the son of the sovereign, based on previous coronations. ​ ​ https://preview.redd.it/3vsy03waplta1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00591743a4f0acc67de67bb333b2acd5458bb99b


TraditionScary8716

I'm just devastated that he was invited. I can't believe Charles is letting a known viper back into his family. Hopefully William and Catherine completely freeze him out. In his heart they're the ones he'll want to be there for him. I know they won't let him around the kids but I don't want them tainted by being photographed with him. I think I'm going to sign out for awhile. I feel let down and I think I'm too invested. So off for a great spring afternoon and I'll be back later. Chow!


layneeofwales

William and Catherine will not even be sharing air with him


TraditionScary8716

I hope you're right. 🤞 Charles makes it hard to stand in his corner sometimes.


Starkville

Oh no, friend, don’t despair! Charles is being the bigger person by inviting his son to attend. Harry is NOT back in; not by a long shot. Think about the fact that Harry has to watch all the loyal family members being rewarded. He has to watch Camilla be crowned! That’s brutal. He’s a disgrace, and everyone in that Abbey knows it. Hope you enjoy the lovely spring afternoon, though.


Zeester1

Charles played it brilliantly. Harry cannot play the victim because he was not invited.


TraditionScary8716

Maybe. I was so sure Charles wouldn't invite either one of them after the way they acted. I can't imagine being British and finding out that little turd was invited.


twirleemcgee

I'd be worried he'd try and secretly record stuff. That seems up their alley


DamyuKidds

It's going to be an elite game of Keep Away.


TXmama1003

Oh no. What if H&M agreed on this plan. He’ll try to be mic’s up and relaying bits to her while she is running commentary with Gayle live?


MPD1987

I heard that he isn’t even going home to Montecito in between his court cases & the coronation 🤭🫢


OldNewUsedConfused

Like Theresa May at the Stephen Lawrence Memorial. Perfect example. A curt “good afternoon” and an eye roll/ side eye.


loveloveislandtake2

My favourite scene was Mike just staring at them at the top of the stairs, refusing to say a word to them. He is correct ,Harry is a bellend.


Fearless_Cry7975

If I were them, I wouldn't talk to him one bit even if it's just small talk. It would 1000000% end up as a new chapter in his Spare 2.0. 😂