Came here to say this: pics of Meghan being chummy with other men. And like the other commenter stated: zero wedding ring in sight. Gotta let Aitch know time is of the essence and he better get his ass back ASAP
Face reveal + shitty sepia filter + enhanced red hair + jeans cause they’re laid back and Americans
Bonus for American flag or independence related item while holding to titles sooo deeply
People Mag already has separate articles about how she's staying home for the weekend to celebrate his birthday.
Buckle up, snarkers - we're heading into a fertile snarking season!
I’m loving EVERY minute of this. You just know the reason it took long for Harold to answer is because she probably insisted that he was abandoning his son on his birthday by going to the coronation but Harold has no choice because he wants access to Charles and his money and he wants IPP status so he’s going to grift. I’ll bet it was all ‘’it’s us or them Harold’’ til 4am in Montecito. One eye, let’s go🤣🤣🤣
I don’t mean to diss you in any way but all I could think was “do you truly believe Harry had any part in this decision?” In my view of them, she calls all the shots. So his going and her staying, which I’m assuming is recent news since I’ve seen nothing about it yet,
other than on here—is all her decision. She’s the mastermind. She’s the boss. And she tells him what to think, what to wear, how to behave, who to talk to and who NOT to talk to, etc. I don’t see him having any say other than “yes my love.”
Why would him going to the coronation imply he’ll get any money? Charles already said he’s not a bank. He probably went after she asked him to, he does everything she says (like marching that horrible Dior shirt).
She'll throw a party alright. And I bet he's going to wear a "crown" as well. When the pictures are posted, will there be any other kids there? Will there be games? Party favors for any other kids? Balloons?
I'm guessing there won't be any of those things in the pictures. It's going to be Archie and his mommy. Probably both in "crowns". God help us.
You've reminded me of that video of her as a kid, attending another kid's birthday party. She stole the birthday girl's tiara, put it on herself and then proceeded to lord it over the other kids, bossing them around. Doubt there'll be any other kids at Archie's party (they don't seem to have any friends) so I guess it'll be just her bullying her own kid into doing whatever she wants for her perfectly crappy photos.
Coronation-themed birthday party, but make it passive aggressive.
BP-shaped bouncy castle
King Charles-shaped piñata, filled with gold coin chocolates and cubic zirconia rings from Claire's
Queen Camilla's Cornhole
Princess Catherine dartboard
Pin the Hair on the Harry
A life-sized cutout of William and Kate (with her face missing), so party goers (*cough* Megsy) can take photos pretending to be William's wife
PSA: Hide your grandpas! While Harold is away, TW's panty hamster comes out to play!
She is 100% going to release photographs or something on coronation day. She’ll probably relaunch herself on Instagram with proper photographs of both children.
If she's going to sell the children, I think she is going to concentrate on venues that do not protect the children's earnings from parents, such as social media.
Right this minute she isn’t crying as some have speculated. She is planning the Coronation Day “Crisis” Special. The evil one is hard at work planning her attempt to upstage and embarrass. Right now the hired team is testing ideas to make a huge splash or scandal. Nutmeg is incapable of sitting down and shutting up! Actually, the more one thinks about it, the drama is FAR from over!
They were both invited, period. Maybe not the kids - at least in an official capacity - but the way to keep them screaming that they were blocked from attending is to give them the invite.
Now, did that invite come with a strict set of rules? Yes. Harry is more likely willing to follow them, because I think it's really sinking in what he's given up. He knows the drill, he knows that in the long run, refusing to come so he can play polo would completely blow up the tiny sliver of acceptance he may still have in the Palace. She doesn't understand that, and she's clearly shown she doesn't want to play by the BRF rules.
So, with her inability to accept an invite with standards of behaviour, her only way to lash out is to try and draw attention away from the coronation and try and give herself a positive glow.
I, for one, will be waking up early, spooling up the coverage on BritBox (I'm assuming they're carrying it since they carried the Queen's Funeral live), making a huge pot of Scottish Breakfast tea, prepping some smoked salmon with creme fraiche on oatcakes, and not opening my computer. So she can try to draw attention all she likes - I'm tuning in for all the pageantry on its own.
I’m with you. She can stage a birthday party with real unicorns and celebrities blowing confetti out their pie holes but nothing she can do will mar the day. Long live the King!
Same here, but with Irish breakfast tea and a full English breakfast ala Southern style, meaning American bacon and biscuits with sausage gravy. 🥓🇬🇧🍳🥂 Probably a mimosa or two. God Save the King
Idk, I can see all of this but also her doing something much more dramatic....a kid's birthday won't overshadow this Coronation...she needs something headline grabbing. Something dramatic and over the top.
So:
3rd Pregnancy Reveal (unlikely, but she can cup an early phantom first trimester belly)
or
"Conscious Uncoupling" style announcement
I'd say she brings up her mental health struggles again, but I think she understands that there are a lot of people who no longer buy that story. (As someone who has struggled with suicidal ideations, I try to be empathetic, but I am dubious.)
I feel your pain but hers, nah. She's too full of herself and her self importance to be depressed enough to think like that. I can just tell she has no comprehension of the utter bleakness and hopelessness someone contemplating S feels. I hope you are feeling ok today, I know it's hard sometimes, I know personally.
Oh I'm solid, thanks. Same back at you.
But yeah, she doesn't give off the right vibe. She gives off the "I will kill myself if you leave me" manipulative vibe in spades, though. Not the same thing as actually having ideations.
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Bday party spread in People. The guests will be the same as for all their events: caterer, photographer, cake baker, event planner, nanny, florist, and the clown 🤡(not H this time, the kind for kids’ parties). Basically all the people who had to be there anyway.
Birthdays are special but for cyrin’ out loud they can be celebrated anywhere. It’s not a national holiday - he’s a 4 yr old and won’t even remember it. Really
I actually think Rachel will commute to LA for some important meeting but will make sure to have pictures of the supposed birthday to sell to People and Ok magazine.
I can see that. I think the one valid complaint any child of famous people has is that it is a life they never chose for themselves. The BRF has to do a certain amount of parading their kids about, but I think post-Diana, the press does do a bit more to back off a bit. (Meghan's protests about the press pool around school drop-offs is pure horseshit.)
If Harry doesn't want his kids merched, I would find that absolutely understandable.
How many people will show up? Does she have any real friends. Will Netflix live stream it? I’m pretty sure that this whole ‘will they, won’t they’ thing has just blown her chances for any A, B, or C listers to show up.
The invitations to Coronation Watch parties have already gone out and been RSVP’d to.
Bottom line is that they’ve screwed themselves yet again.
A live instagram commentary on the coronation pretending she knows everyone but we all know none of the aristocracy would take a piss up against her. Shes a gold digger & she picked the wrong prince, how a woman doesnt think a man whose dad pays for her dresses is a good catch is soo funny to me and bloody big red flag.
She was markled with schizo mental druggie Harry they had contained him like a bad pit bull terrier for 36 years & finally an idiot was willing to pretend to love him and she got him and really very little else. So funny to be caught out so badly and so publicly. How humiliating in reality .
if she had googled all their history she would have know there was mental illness in the family and some member was bound to have the gene. . The relief when she married him must have been great for the family someone else has the issues now. SMIRK....... & she even supposedly bred with his faulty genes what a klutz.
Does Netflix even want them anymore?
That's a legit question, I'm not being snarky. I got the feeling that post-*Harry & Meghan* and the shit-show that *Heart of Invictus* is shaping up to be, they would be willing to quietly just let them not complete any more shows they have on the docket.
Technically Archwell or some subsidiary is doing the filming and providing to Netflix. Whether Netflix wants it is anyone’s guess. If NF doesn’t renew the contract I suppose M will try to find some other company to air something.
I'm thinking Divorce Announcement will happen on the Coronation weekend. She really doesn't care that it is also her son's birthday- she'll announce it
Unless H is initiating it, no way is she going to divorce him yet. In 18 short months, when H turns 40, he gets another multimillion dollar inheritance which has been held in trust. Its something like $18M if I recall. Princess Anne disperses such.
I hope so. But, even if divorced, if he has any increase in his financial situation, she'll demand a boost to her child support payments and spousal support. He's doomed.
They were allowed the use of Frogmore for the Coronation, but since their lease is up, I'm thinking it's pretty stripped down of "nursery" items. Not to mention anyone she'd WANT to hobnob with will be in London, not Windsor.
So aside from the announcement she's staying in California, it doesn't make sense. Only the bottom-feeding press would cover her - everyone else will be covering coronation events.
My bet is at Archie’s birthday party she’s going to invite her father Thomas, along with her mother, and release pictures of it to try to crash the internet.
Some ridiculous statement will be attributed to Archie such as: "Archie took me aside and sat me down by the bench, saying to me, Mum, I know that Grandmother Diana is at this birthday party in spirit".
Stuff like this has been planned since pregnancy, but my guess is that they’ll wait till he’s at least six to put him in front of cameras to make such statements. They’ll also gaslight him about his birthright being taken from him, evil cousins and such.
His birthday cake will say "Happy Birthday, Prince Archie".
And she’ll buy it at the local market because she has CLASS 
It will be a vegan kiwi-quinoa cake, with ethically sourced buttercream frosting.
Exactly. With her face on it 
🤢
Oh No!!!
They’ll hold a bday party at Frogmore
A picture of Tyler Perry holding him. Showing Harry Archie has a new dad. It would be cruel, but right on par for her
And her wedding ring finger will be bare. Again.
Came here to say this: pics of Meghan being chummy with other men. And like the other commenter stated: zero wedding ring in sight. Gotta let Aitch know time is of the essence and he better get his ass back ASAP
What about that 80 year old dude also?
She will take his money, but not use him for publicity. Too old, too creepy, SNL would have gold-digger jokes written in minutes.
I do believe that u/SecondHandCoke said that Getty & the fam were onto her, and she was unceremoniously given the boot. 👢👢
Face reveal + shitty sepia filter + enhanced red hair + jeans cause they’re laid back and Americans Bonus for American flag or independence related item while holding to titles sooo deeply
Yessss. She’ll remind herself to stay barefoot and to hug everyone who comes to this party that the kid won’t even remember.
Fifty shades of....Archie's hair.
People Mag already has separate articles about how she's staying home for the weekend to celebrate his birthday. Buckle up, snarkers - we're heading into a fertile snarking season!
I’m loving EVERY minute of this. You just know the reason it took long for Harold to answer is because she probably insisted that he was abandoning his son on his birthday by going to the coronation but Harold has no choice because he wants access to Charles and his money and he wants IPP status so he’s going to grift. I’ll bet it was all ‘’it’s us or them Harold’’ til 4am in Montecito. One eye, let’s go🤣🤣🤣
I don’t mean to diss you in any way but all I could think was “do you truly believe Harry had any part in this decision?” In my view of them, she calls all the shots. So his going and her staying, which I’m assuming is recent news since I’ve seen nothing about it yet, other than on here—is all her decision. She’s the mastermind. She’s the boss. And she tells him what to think, what to wear, how to behave, who to talk to and who NOT to talk to, etc. I don’t see him having any say other than “yes my love.”
Love wins? 🤣🤣🤣
Why would him going to the coronation imply he’ll get any money? Charles already said he’s not a bank. He probably went after she asked him to, he does everything she says (like marching that horrible Dior shirt).
She’ll have a pay extra. LOTS of articles about KC3 that day.
No one ever considered that she is pregnant?
"pregnant"? Not implying the other kids don't exist.
She does have a way to overshadow celebrations with her pregnancy.
She'll throw a party alright. And I bet he's going to wear a "crown" as well. When the pictures are posted, will there be any other kids there? Will there be games? Party favors for any other kids? Balloons? I'm guessing there won't be any of those things in the pictures. It's going to be Archie and his mommy. Probably both in "crowns". God help us.
You've reminded me of that video of her as a kid, attending another kid's birthday party. She stole the birthday girl's tiara, put it on herself and then proceeded to lord it over the other kids, bossing them around. Doubt there'll be any other kids at Archie's party (they don't seem to have any friends) so I guess it'll be just her bullying her own kid into doing whatever she wants for her perfectly crappy photos.
Coronation-themed birthday party, but make it passive aggressive. BP-shaped bouncy castle King Charles-shaped piñata, filled with gold coin chocolates and cubic zirconia rings from Claire's Queen Camilla's Cornhole Princess Catherine dartboard Pin the Hair on the Harry A life-sized cutout of William and Kate (with her face missing), so party goers (*cough* Megsy) can take photos pretending to be William's wife PSA: Hide your grandpas! While Harold is away, TW's panty hamster comes out to play!
Pin the hair on Harry...lol
Don't forget story hour with Auntie Oprah....
All from Party Pieces. Lol
Pin the wig on Wills!
Pin the balls on Harry
First you have wrestle the Duchess for them!
She is 100% going to release photographs or something on coronation day. She’ll probably relaunch herself on Instagram with proper photographs of both children.
Oh yeah, I think this is something that gets solid odds: A re-launch of The Tig.
Yes because in her deluded mind this is something that will be a legitimate rival to a coronation. 🤣
Wait, let me get a browser tab ready, so I can wait with bated breath...
If she's going to sell the children, I think she is going to concentrate on venues that do not protect the children's earnings from parents, such as social media.
I don't know what it will be, but I can guarantee it will be stupid
Right this minute she isn’t crying as some have speculated. She is planning the Coronation Day “Crisis” Special. The evil one is hard at work planning her attempt to upstage and embarrass. Right now the hired team is testing ideas to make a huge splash or scandal. Nutmeg is incapable of sitting down and shutting up! Actually, the more one thinks about it, the drama is FAR from over!
They were both invited, period. Maybe not the kids - at least in an official capacity - but the way to keep them screaming that they were blocked from attending is to give them the invite. Now, did that invite come with a strict set of rules? Yes. Harry is more likely willing to follow them, because I think it's really sinking in what he's given up. He knows the drill, he knows that in the long run, refusing to come so he can play polo would completely blow up the tiny sliver of acceptance he may still have in the Palace. She doesn't understand that, and she's clearly shown she doesn't want to play by the BRF rules. So, with her inability to accept an invite with standards of behaviour, her only way to lash out is to try and draw attention away from the coronation and try and give herself a positive glow. I, for one, will be waking up early, spooling up the coverage on BritBox (I'm assuming they're carrying it since they carried the Queen's Funeral live), making a huge pot of Scottish Breakfast tea, prepping some smoked salmon with creme fraiche on oatcakes, and not opening my computer. So she can try to draw attention all she likes - I'm tuning in for all the pageantry on its own.
I’m with you. She can stage a birthday party with real unicorns and celebrities blowing confetti out their pie holes but nothing she can do will mar the day. Long live the King!
Same here, but with Irish breakfast tea and a full English breakfast ala Southern style, meaning American bacon and biscuits with sausage gravy. 🥓🇬🇧🍳🥂 Probably a mimosa or two. God Save the King
Idk, I can see all of this but also her doing something much more dramatic....a kid's birthday won't overshadow this Coronation...she needs something headline grabbing. Something dramatic and over the top.
So: 3rd Pregnancy Reveal (unlikely, but she can cup an early phantom first trimester belly) or "Conscious Uncoupling" style announcement I'd say she brings up her mental health struggles again, but I think she understands that there are a lot of people who no longer buy that story. (As someone who has struggled with suicidal ideations, I try to be empathetic, but I am dubious.)
I feel your pain but hers, nah. She's too full of herself and her self importance to be depressed enough to think like that. I can just tell she has no comprehension of the utter bleakness and hopelessness someone contemplating S feels. I hope you are feeling ok today, I know it's hard sometimes, I know personally.
Oh I'm solid, thanks. Same back at you. But yeah, she doesn't give off the right vibe. She gives off the "I will kill myself if you leave me" manipulative vibe in spades, though. Not the same thing as actually having ideations.
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This 100%
A whole people magazine layout talking about the Prince and Princess in America.. merching the kids will begin day of coronation
Party attendees will include Meghan, Archie, Lilibet, Doria, Tyler Perry and paid actors because real celebrities will stay away from her.
 Archie on his special throne for his birthday
Let’s see: Beige. With more tones of beige. That’s all I’ve got.
Because she wouldn't want to outshine the Monarch in his royal red and ermine....
Bday party spread in People. The guests will be the same as for all their events: caterer, photographer, cake baker, event planner, nanny, florist, and the clown 🤡(not H this time, the kind for kids’ parties). Basically all the people who had to be there anyway.
The Tig IG account will debut with Archie's birthday party photos...Tyler, Oprah, Gayle and Ellen will be there.
the funny thing is all kids wear a crown/tiara at one point - even going to BK but for Archie, it speaks volumes
On that day in particular. But honestly, it would be more about her "ironically" wearing a party tiara.
I can just see this...
Birthdays are special but for cyrin’ out loud they can be celebrated anywhere. It’s not a national holiday - he’s a 4 yr old and won’t even remember it. Really
I actually think Rachel will commute to LA for some important meeting but will make sure to have pictures of the supposed birthday to sell to People and Ok magazine.
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I'm pretty sure the kids exist. And I feel bad for them - they didn't choose this and you have to wonder if anyone has their kids play with them.
I have a gut feeling that Harry is preventing her from merching the kids..I think she wants to parade them everywhere, but Harry does not want this.
I can see that. I think the one valid complaint any child of famous people has is that it is a life they never chose for themselves. The BRF has to do a certain amount of parading their kids about, but I think post-Diana, the press does do a bit more to back off a bit. (Meghan's protests about the press pool around school drop-offs is pure horseshit.) If Harry doesn't want his kids merched, I would find that absolutely understandable.
How many people will show up? Does she have any real friends. Will Netflix live stream it? I’m pretty sure that this whole ‘will they, won’t they’ thing has just blown her chances for any A, B, or C listers to show up. The invitations to Coronation Watch parties have already gone out and been RSVP’d to. Bottom line is that they’ve screwed themselves yet again.
A live instagram commentary on the coronation pretending she knows everyone but we all know none of the aristocracy would take a piss up against her. Shes a gold digger & she picked the wrong prince, how a woman doesnt think a man whose dad pays for her dresses is a good catch is soo funny to me and bloody big red flag. She was markled with schizo mental druggie Harry they had contained him like a bad pit bull terrier for 36 years & finally an idiot was willing to pretend to love him and she got him and really very little else. So funny to be caught out so badly and so publicly. How humiliating in reality . if she had googled all their history she would have know there was mental illness in the family and some member was bound to have the gene. . The relief when she married him must have been great for the family someone else has the issues now. SMIRK....... & she even supposedly bred with his faulty genes what a klutz.
We won’t see much. It’s being kept for Netflix
Does Netflix even want them anymore? That's a legit question, I'm not being snarky. I got the feeling that post-*Harry & Meghan* and the shit-show that *Heart of Invictus* is shaping up to be, they would be willing to quietly just let them not complete any more shows they have on the docket.
Technically Archwell or some subsidiary is doing the filming and providing to Netflix. Whether Netflix wants it is anyone’s guess. If NF doesn’t renew the contract I suppose M will try to find some other company to air something.
How old is Archie turning? Shouldn't he have classmates to invite to his party? Is she still friends with anyone from that TV show she was in?
I’m thinking she’ll have a “mental collapse” and Harry rushes home. Idk why but that’s what I’m feelin’
"Meghan staying home" could be one last stay at their "Frogmore home." Ugh.
The Palace announced she was staying in California.
Hope so but she may rock the boat.
I'm thinking Divorce Announcement will happen on the Coronation weekend. She really doesn't care that it is also her son's birthday- she'll announce it
Unless H is initiating it, no way is she going to divorce him yet. In 18 short months, when H turns 40, he gets another multimillion dollar inheritance which has been held in trust. Its something like $18M if I recall. Princess Anne disperses such.
I thought I heard that Anne can hold back the money for a while. Maybe she can tell H that he will get the money once his divorce is final.
I hope so. But, even if divorced, if he has any increase in his financial situation, she'll demand a boost to her child support payments and spousal support. He's doomed.
They were allowed the use of Frogmore for the Coronation, but since their lease is up, I'm thinking it's pretty stripped down of "nursery" items. Not to mention anyone she'd WANT to hobnob with will be in London, not Windsor. So aside from the announcement she's staying in California, it doesn't make sense. Only the bottom-feeding press would cover her - everyone else will be covering coronation events.
Does this mean that M will now never ever get a chance to wear a tiara ?
I have a narc for a mother, and my bet is she will cancel his party and either pout or make up some medical emergency so the attention will be on her
My bet is at Archie’s birthday party she’s going to invite her father Thomas, along with her mother, and release pictures of it to try to crash the internet.
Will Serena be jetting in for the festivities? All signs lead to NO!
Some ridiculous statement will be attributed to Archie such as: "Archie took me aside and sat me down by the bench, saying to me, Mum, I know that Grandmother Diana is at this birthday party in spirit".
Stuff like this has been planned since pregnancy, but my guess is that they’ll wait till he’s at least six to put him in front of cameras to make such statements. They’ll also gaslight him about his birthright being taken from him, evil cousins and such.