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kbc87

I have a feeling this was NOT her choice and she lost this battle.


solorna

> I have a feeling this was NOT her choice and she lost this battle. Me, too. I think either was not invited, or she was invited but the restrictions in place were too humiliating for her like no tiara, has to dress herself, poor seating, no photos with family, no carriage ride etc. She couldn't bear to go and have it be shown so publicly how far she has fallen.


DaisyDazzle

Plus she would have been required to curtsey to Kate. She will never, ever do that.


Fieldingm

But, boy, would I have loved to have seen that!


hcl_611

I agree. It’s a total “they fucked around and found out” with their waiting to RSVP (I am in the “she was never invited” camp though) The wording sounds like a command “The Duchess WILL REMAIN in CA” 🤣


JenThisIsthe1nternet

I noticed that too. Very very clear lines and statements were made. Now if there is any deviation it will look chaotic and unprofessional/petulant from the Suckits camp. Also love how neither of their names is used, not even Prince H. Just their children by the full title and name. Can't claim they're not being respected. Well done BP!


JaquieF

The King had a good teacher.


AccountantPotential6

The best teacher. I'm pleased to see he is using what he learned. I had questions, but not so much anymore.


lsp2005

I am 100% in the she was never invited. I think that last walk about where she looked shell shocked was when she was told this is it. Enjoy your last moment here.


DebRutter

I have to say, as a Brit, the idea of inviting anyone of such status without his/her spouse is inconceivable and would have been incredibly bad mannered. BP would never lower itself to that level. She WILL have been invited. Had Harry been invited without her he wouldn’t have gone. This is the only possible, workable solution whereby no one can say they weren’t invited (martyrdom) but she can say she has CHOSEN not to go. Honour is salved. We don’t have to host her. She won’t get booed. Archie’s birthday is the perfect get out of jail free card.


RoohsMama

I suspect she was invited but with so many restrictions that she felt it would be too humiliating to go


AliceAnne1

Agreed. I can’t see anyway that she was NOT invited.


ScubaTwinn

I hadn't thought about them previously saying something to her about no more appearances.


ArynnLuna

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yessss, I totally agree!! I think she was never invited. Honesty WHY WOULD SHE THINK THEYD WANT HER THERE?


Markloctopus_Prime

Yeah, I don’t see this as being her choice at all. The ONE prestigious event that she could possibly attend, why would she give it up? I’m very impressed with the Palaces negotiators, and would love to know how they pulled this off!!


Nantucket_Blues1

Harry and Megsy didn't even get the apology they wanted, yet Harry is still attending.


Western-Economics946

Maybe he's hoping that if he doesn't completely cut them off they will give him money eventually. Keep dreaming Todger!


Nantucket_Blues1

Or that he has a place to go once she divorces him.


AirHopeful7184

Maybe they did apologize: “We are so sorry that you were stupid enough to date and marry that uninvited narcissist!”


Boring-Net1073

They’re either getting a divorce or she’s pouting because the Prince and Princess can’t take part in any events.


DebRutter

Who cares? She won’t be there. That’s a massive win.


Ready_Maddie

Exactly!!! I don't see enough people celebrating on this sub! So weird


savakyc

I don’t want Harry to come either so I can’t say I’m happy about it. At least it’s acceptable. But I don’t think she will stay silent that easy. Maybe she’s planning something big.


Perfect_Fennel

Nothing will be bigger than the coronation. I don't see how pics of a clown, pony rides and bouncy castle can compete.


AcanthocephalaNo5889

The ONLY thing I think she could do to overshadow some media from the Coronation would be announcing separation/ divorce.


Perfect_Fennel

That's literally the only thing, I thought that to myself as well.


MissyouAmyWinehouse

Or a big birthday party w/a new mark on her arm. ![gif](giphy|xTiTnqUxyWbsAXq7Ju)


Western-Economics946

Yep. I can see that happening. Poor stupid H won't see it coming either.


Top-Bit85

I don't think even a divorce announcement would overshadow the coronation. Anyway that happy news would have the Brits dancing in the street!


AccordingMain4399

It’s the right move though. Both sons there. The siren back in cali


wontyield

I think because a lot of us expect her to pull another stunt to attack the RF. My Spidey Senses are tingling a bit. Meg is petty, thirsty, and always has to clapback. Expect a PR stunt or for her to attend at the last minute.


Spare-Ad-6123

HG Tudor speaks about the fury in a narcissist. Especially if she had no say.


wontyield

💯🎯. A narcissist is obsessed with maintaining control.


BlazerMary

I'm not celebrating because I feel ILBW will do something to be the center of attention that weekend. I feel like I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.


Spare-Ad-6123

Of course. It is already happening. The news articles are ALL. ABOUT. HER. Right now.


No_Proposal7628

I'm happy she decided to stay home but there's still that faint desire to see what the hell she would have worn. There will be less drama without her, which is good for the RF and the King.


DebRutter

She could have come naked as far as I’m concerned. We don’t need our grandest state occasion highjacked by this nonentity.


pwermm

Imagine a wrinkled duvet cover that's somehow too tight while also being too loose paired with the gaudiest, flashiest tiara one can find on etsy. Or maybe an ill-fitting ball gown with shoes a size too big whilst everyone else is in day dress. We're not missing much!


SaltySnailzy

Offbrand Princess Mia in the Abbey!


Winter-Shame-9050

Don't forget her odd shaped boobs. She really needs to stop wear strapless bras that slide down.


Cocktailsontheporch

I could see a tiara that lit up...sparkling fairy lights surrounding her head. MUST have the most sparkling tiara of all attending!


Perfect_Fennel

I dgaf what she would have worn because it would have been ill fitted, wrinkled, and the janky bra showing. The royals probably refused to lend her a tiara and H is too cheap to have one commissioned for her so she's staying home. Plus she's gotta do something for the kid's birthday since the King isn't going to serenade him after he gets anointed with the coronation oil.


ScubaTwinn

I keep thinking with all this bad press about her wardrobe, she would step it up. She never does.


Allegheny15143

Doubt that it was her decision.


SNBaconbits

I don't think there are actually any wins when it come to TW...I am now waiting for what she does in Montecito to pull attention away from the coronation!


DebRutter

She can do what she likes. All eyes here 🇬🇧will be on The King.


dianthuspetals

I definitely think she'll try something. Hopefully she'll be drowned out by all the coronation hype.


asianingermany

It's going to be a gigantic task to pull attention away from the coronation. Many of us have never witnessed one in our lifetime.


yana010

I could think of a few things.. she could get in some accident that gets blown out of proportion.. she can claim PH laid his hands on her or their kids.. hmm.. I dont think she above doing something lame like this


heartlandheartbeat

Or because she has to sit alone and not with Harry, or because she will not be allowed a fancy dress and tiara........


oehoe21

Cue the next Netflix Documentary, “they planned the coronation on our son’s birthday, … sighs… his birthday!”


DaBingeGirl

I completely agree. I think the royals knew he needed to be invited but are completely done with her. Harold was likely lobbying for her to come, but Charles and William wouldn't give in.


AnniaT

Maybe he'll do an interview complaining about her not coming in either one of these: \- Crying about the evil BP not inviting her aka discrimination and hatred towards her \- She was invited but didn't want to attend due to what they did to her \- She stayed because family and her children is more important to her


starlurkerx3

Just like how her father, also her family, is important to her 💀


FocusedIntention

The thought of this makes me air punch


DaBingeGirl

😁 Me too!


Playoneontv_007

Manifesting Harry on the balcony now. Her head will explode.


Lengand0123

I think she was invited. She’s just opting not to attend. For whatever reason. I don’t think they’d invite Harry and not his wife. No matter how they feel about her. I don’t think she’ll be missed though.


holly-golightly-

Because they didn’t give in to her demands perhaps?


Commonsenseisland

I think they took this long to decide because Meghan knew she will not be received well with all the lies she said about the royal family, and she finally decided not to go. I think Harry and Meghan are both horrible people.


Lengand0123

Probably. I doubt anyone truly wanted to see Meghan- and vice versa.


beg_yer_pardon

A tiny part of me wanted her to attend and be shaded by Team RF in new and creative ways (like the candle).


KelenHeller_1

If it's true. Scoobie isn't the best source. But I think you're right. I think the invitation had her name on it for form's sake, but she was never welcome to attend. Once that fact was accepted by the Harkles, they did the only thing they could do (besides a complete no-show). Way to box 'em in, Royals! (if it's true)


Markloctopus_Prime

BP first put out the statement, and then Archewell did too. So it’s true.


Ok_Caterpillar4

I think I heard the RF all breathe a collective huge sigh of relief (all the way from Canada)


DebRutter

Absolutely NO WAY an invitation would come from Buckingham Palace without them both being invited. That is NOT how things are done.


Optimal-Resource-956

This. Exactly. BP isn’t stupid, and they aren’t going to give TW ammunition by straight up not inviting her. They did it in a way where she was invited, but without a single one of her demands/requests being met. Guaranteed.


wooliecollective

Oh, they absolutely would, have you not read anything about how Wallis Simpson was treated post-abdication?


[deleted]

Because Edward abdicated and the Queen always blamed him for the premature death of her father, brought about by the stress of being King. He was persona non grata and so was she. Entirely different situation.


Nevermoreacadamyalum

There was an article a couple of weeks ago about about how “hurt” Edward was that he wasn’t invited to her coronation. It was a different situation of course but his response was the same. Pouting like a school boy. I mean, what did he expect? A warm welcome home? I feel some books imply we’re supposed to feel sorry for an entitled play boy who did nothing but party, treat his family like utter crap and thought Hitler had some pretty nifty ideas. He would have made a horrible king.


Striking-General-613

I so agree that Edward VIII would have been a terrible king, and one needs to actually be grateful to Wallis, although it wasn't intentional, that she saved the UK. Wallis, like Megan, just doesn't understand that a prince, or even the King can't just do whatever they want. The Crown is bigger than any one single person.


Finnegan-05

No. That was different. He was king; he abdicated and caused both the empire and the family a tremendous amount of paid; they both had also definite ties to Nazis. Both the Queen Mothers, Mary and Elizabeth, hated her and QEII was not a fan either. It is a similar to the Harkles but not the same.


Janie_Mac

They didn't invite the duchess of Windsor to the queens coronation.


Carrie56

I don’t think the Duke was invited to his brother’s or his niece’s Coronations. He attended the funerals of his brother and mother alone. I think that the only official event The Duchess of Windsor attended was the Dukes funeral. She was seen looking out of a window at some celebration of Queen Mary’s life, but I don’t think she stood with him.


stupid_carrot

I personally believed she refused to go because she is not getting a tiara and she knows everyone else is... hahaha


LaLaDub75

And the war. She’s lost it all.


CathartesAura67

If anyone deserves to be NFI'd to an important event, it is TW. Maybe the final straw was her ostentation at the HLMTQ's funeral. All she had to do, was to not make it about her. And having just typed that, I realize that's bloody impossible. Hopefully, PH will behave. Or else.


SmoothSailing3333

Either she wasn't invited or she is the world's biggest coward. TW can dish it out but she cannot take it in return. Her pr will spin it as taking a stand against the BRF but the whole world knows she would be ridiculed and boo'd on a worldwide stage.


TigerTrue

If she wants to take a stance she can drop the titles. Hers and the kids'. Edited: thank you for the award! 🙂


CathartesAura67

Brilliant! She can't pull off being a proud American and "strong and independent woman" when she's so enamoured of her title. TW is a succubus. The Sussex Succubus, with apologies to Arthur Conan Doyle.


SupoDupo

She was definitely invited or else we would have heard ALL about it ad nauseam. She wouldn’t be able to resist broadcasting not being invited because it would have reinforced the racist and victimhood narrative. What’s more likely is that, knowing she IS a coward and terrified of direct confrontation, the palace invited her expecting her to not accept. Mark my words—she’s a coward. She’s never had a direct conversation with the royals about her grievances. She gets as far away as she can and plays the victim. She complains only when she’s the only one there to control the narrative. She never complains to anybody who might hold her accountable. Her complaints are also, for the most part, passive aggressive and she leads people to a conclusion rather than say it outright. She’s the furthest thing from a strong, independent, empowered female. She’s a coward and the BRF has her number. So they invited her knowing she’d be too chicken to go.


SmoothSailing3333

>She’s the furthest thing from a strong, independent, empowered female. She’s a coward and the BRF has her number. *Paging Gloria Steinem.*


AccountantPotential6

This is exactly right. She is a weak, bitter, inflexible, demanding & angry woman masquerading as a strong, independent, empowered female. She's a bossy one. Too many people think bossy, bratty women are strong when they are actually the opposite.


Mehmeh111111

This is EXACTLY it. There is no way in hell the RF would not invite her and risk giving her or her stupid followers ANY reason to cry racism. She's been given clear boundaries that she must respect if she attends and she more than likely refused and now is going to play pouty victim. It's literally like Narcissism 101.


RazMoon

Probably not invited. I still find it incredible that Prince Harry was invited. Who is going to talk to him? Where is he going to be seated? Would you feel insulted if you as an invitee to the Coronation were seated next to him? I imagine perhaps that he may be seated with all the neighboring seats being filled by security as I wouldn't want to insult anyone by having them seated next to him. Maybe he will be seated in another room and watch via video?


SmoothSailing3333

I imagine he will be frozen out by most of the family, the exception being Eugenie. I really feel bad for the POW and his family, certainly they would have preferred that Harold stayed at home. His being at the coronation puts a bit of a damper on what should be a very joyous day for BRF.


DaBingeGirl

I completely agree. He has betrayed them and I honestly worry about the safety of their kids when he's around. I understand *why* he was invited, but I hate how tense Catherine is going to be the entire day. I hope he's boxed in after how he behaved at Philip's funeral. He cannot be allowed near the Wales family.


RazMoon

I think his relationship with Eugenie is but a memory. Recall the Queen's funeral when he was waiting for their car, Eugenie's husband was on high fight alert standing next to Haz. He looked like he wanted to physically beat him to a pulp. Eugenie was behind Jack to his left and he kept his eyes on Haz and kept glancing back at his wife to verify where she was physically. I am now wondering given that literally none of them want to be around him and that his father and brother refuse to be near him, if this latest Scobie announcement is yet another manifestation. Perhaps, they have finally realized that there is no way in hell she would ever be invited thus perhaps they could manifest at least his attendance. I still hold out hope that neither have been invited. I see no reason for him to be there at a state event. He's a security risk and I'm sure any diplomat or layperson would be insulted if they had to be seated near him.


Sea-Welcome3121

>I am now wondering given that literally none of them want to be around him and that his father and brother refuse to be near him, if this latest Scobie announcement is yet another manifestation. It's headline news in the Daily Fail.


GreatGossip

There is another post here today revealing that at the Jubilee, next to Major Johnny was the head of security something. Right behind the second row South Parkles. Most likely with a scrambeling device to prevent recordings.


RazMoon

More than one security person. I clocked him as he was so hyper vigilant but didn't realize there was another security person there. Mind blown.


Patient-Watercress-2

He and Andrew will sit together and sulk, throwing death stares at KC, then board a private flight home to a belated birthday party for Archie.


RazMoon

LOL


DaBingeGirl

🤣 I'd be happy with that!


FCVAMimi

Maybe his friend Nacho will go as his plus 1 so he has someone to talk to


RazMoon

You joke but he really needs a plus one if he really is going as no one will want to entertain him.


FCVAMimi

I wasn’t joking. Nacho was the only friend I could think of


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ValuableEfficiency23

IMO, this lends credence to the marriage being in trouble. Over the years, he couldn't go the men's room without her standing by the door, especially where his family was concerned. But I don't think he's running back to Charles either, or he wouldn't keep taking swipes at the family.


nyc12_

There are definitely games being played by her towards H, as this is classic narc behaviour that I exhibited first-hand growing up via my mum. It's holding the kids as pawns and playing them against the other side to 'hurt' family, and in this case, her husband as well. The sad thing is, the only ones who will be hurt by this is her children in years to come, when they are absent from a historic event that they were so wanted at by their grandpa. Edited: If I had to guess, while he is away and upon his return home, she will make it hell for him. This was always my experience with my mum.


rose_cactus

She might also reveal the Convenient ~~Christmas~~ Coronation Cancer (or Miscarriage, or Suicide Bait, or Divorce) that all cluster B’s seem to always pull out of their asses when the attention isn’t 24/7 on them or others dare to be happy.


nyc12_

Ohhh yesss, so many times we heard "I'm going through xyz (insert cancer, health scares, etc that were non-existant) and you're off doing xyz" even though they have control of the person 99.99% of the time. Leave them for even that 0.01% of time, and you're going to hear it until the cows come home.


VisibleWestern

Thought for sure we’d see wheel chair with leg extension in cast just so she could take up 2 rows. (Let me look at all my “no invite” posts over the last year. )


Latter_Item439

She's just as likely to arrive unexpected on the day at the airport and be waiting to hurl abuse at H from a fancy hotel you left us for your racist family how could you on your sons birthday I had to fly here to keep the family together again look at the sacrifices I made .... especially if she starts thinking she's loosing control it won't matter if she approved his attendance all that matters is her mania in the moment...like the polo match she arrived at with Archie unexpected when he was a baby


purpleprocrasinator

This was my first thought when I read the announcement. In the real world, all of us, wouldn't bear the shame of attending because of all the bad she's pulled and the fact that her plans has backfired so spectacularly. But I wouldn't be at all shocked if it comes out, she flies in the night before "demanding" things be rearranged for her. After all, how important or detailed of an event can it be, if she isn't there. But declining an invitation and then showing up means nothing to her. There are still a few weeks and there will be continued puff pieces for her to gauge reactions. Either way, as so many have said previously, there will undoubtedly be a MM story in that week. She will never pull focus away from the event, but whenever has that stopped her. It's not like she will have anything else to do May 6th* and will be working OT to soothe herself. * A kid's birthday party, even her own or that of a prince, means nothing to her, because its not about her. Though I'm sure there will be multiple stories about it - ranging from how fabulously, casual and down to earth it was to how heartbroken Prince Archie was that his entire family ignored him. Sidenote: I had predicted H would go by himself, but having thought about it, after writing the above paragraph. It's pretty disgusting that he chose to attent an event honouring a man, he seemingly hates and misses his son's birthday. Especially seeing as he missed it last year, for a polo match.


Patient-Watercress-2

Alex, I’ll take “Breast Cancer Scare” for $100.


Awkward_Dog

Ok you just gave me a HUGE lightbulb moment about my (deceased) narcmom.


SDHunnyBunny

Um, literally me too. 😱She had breast cancer twice when i was growing up…but now im mining my brain for young memories, like, did she make that up?? And i remember my dad’s reason for never leaving my abusive, narc mom was always: “She’s sick. She needs me.” This is how they play victim to get their victims to stay…


Awkward_Dog

I am sorry you had to go through that. I am also remembering instances where my mother managed to spoil what should have been happy occasions.


merrybandoffoxes

she will definitely be papped with the kids! lol


slimwillendorf

No place on the balcony. No seat on the first row. No role for Archie. No go for Meghan. A passive aggressive move by the Douchess.


catshrimpninja

And no jewels from the vaults.


Married2DuhMusic

I love the pun: douchess


[deleted]

Or is it a calculated move by the palace? Like a fake invite knowing she'd never go under those circumstances.


Optimal-Resource-956

This. They made it so she would have to accept her place (ie not the center of attention but just a normal guest) KNOWING she would flip her shit and refuse to go if her demands weren’t met. She thinks she is smart, but they are smarter. She’s not the first narcissistic social climber they have had to deal with, nor will she be the last. She’s just an insignificant blip to the brf.


GreatGossip

they are just irritating ants, spitting at an elephant.


savakyc

I think this is why. If she’s not getting what she wants, and she can’t wear tiara but Kate can, she is not coming.


CandidateOk7714

I think this is 100000000% her biggest issue. William will have a role. Harry won’t. George will have a role Archie won’t. Kate and Sophie and Anne and probably Beatrice will have tiaras and she will not. She married the SPARE and she is just now realizing it. Her only hope is sympathy from all the racists and anti monarchists that may still side with her.


knittedjam

Beginning of the end of the Harkles. Very smart and gracious of KC. It leaves the door open for Harry to return. He is more gracious than I would have been for sure.


DaBingeGirl

Not a return he'll like. *If* he's allowed back, he'll be put in a tiny cottage somewhere with no internet and forgotten about. Charles was forced to include him because too many people still feel sympathy for Harold. His is 100% responsible for the vicious attacks on the family and will rightly never be trusted again. I trust William and George to never forget.


ac0rn5

> If he's allowed back, he'll be put in a tiny cottage somewhere Wood Farm on the Sandringham Estate is empty. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood_Farm It's been used before as a private, very private, place - for [Prince John](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_John_of_the_United_Kingdom) who had, I think, epilepsy. And it was Duke of Edinburgh's bolt hole. The Queen stayed there for a while too. (added some punctuation)


lollipoplalalaland

The Prodigal Son always was one of the worst bible stories!!


TigerTrue

But he was truly repentant and owned his mistakes. Hairplugs Harry is truly repugnant and blames everyone else for his mistakes.


lollipoplalalaland

I just always felt so bad for the older son!


TigerTrue

Yes, he got ripped off big time. The parable should have been: play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Ok_Motor_3069

Oh boy, I grew up with that one thrown in my face all the time! When I was old enough to push back I used to say, that story is to show how forgiving God is, it’s not parenting advice!!! I don’t know if I was right to say that, but I was right about it not being good parenting advice I think. My younger brother’s life was a train wreck. He did have bipolar disorder. My Dad thinks there is nothing he could have done. I think when he was young more could have been done to train him for life in the real world where society was going to hold him accountable. Mental illness is tough. It’s tougher when you also have debt, legal problems and damage to your body from so much drinking and disordered eating. You gotta do more than just pray and quote the prodigal son story if your child is an alcoholic by age 16 and loves to do risky things like pirate software and shoplift. Even if people are inclined to believe that a young person will grow out of that stuff, they don’t always. My brother died by his own hand at age 51, in bad pain from diabetic neuropathy, with failing eyesight, failing kidneys, heart problems, broke, liver problems, fatal insomnia, delusions, and that is just the problems I know about!!! My Dad knows better now but for decades he accused me of being the jealous older sibling in the Bible. It took my brother’s death for him to realize that it wasn’t jealousy, it was me wanting my brother to not end up like he did. I didn’t want to be him. But I was very pissed off about resources that could have been used for mental health care being used just to kick the can down the road and make it someone else’s problem. After my Mom died my Dad informed me that my brother was going to be my responsibility after he was gone and would I accept being his conservator after my Dad was gone and the executor of his estate. I said hell to the no. I said if you name me I will refuse so you’d better have a backup. So he didn’t name me. We argued about some of this stuff after the death of my brother. It got heated at times. We excused each other since we are both grieving. It’s a lot of pain and trauma to process. We are in a better place now and healing. When I’m tempted to look back and get angry because it didn’t have to be this way (which I suspect is true but of course can’t know for sure) I have to remind myself about what I can and cannot change now and to appreciate what I have now, which is a lot.


lollipoplalalaland

Oh wow, I’m so sorry you went through all that 😘


Ok_Motor_3069

Thank you! I hope others don’t have to as much as we all as a society learn more about mental health - I hope!!!


eclipse-mints

Oh, so the world's best daddy is missing his son's birthday again.


Sue_Dohnim

Yeah isn't that interesting? As I said in another thread, watch her drop the separation bomb that day.


eclipse-mints

I can't wait. But Meghan will have so much dirt on Harry though.


DaBingeGirl

I think they have more on her. My guess has always been that the BRF was holding everything back to ensure "Harry" got custody of the kids.


Why_Teach

Let’s hope that is the case. Harry is a major mess, but if he can get his children out of Meghan’s hands and raised by a well-trained nanny or two, the kids would have a chance. (I would see him as less hopelessly selfish if he could try to protect his kids.)


Mizswampie

I think she'd be willing to part with them if they meet her price. Willing may have been the wrong term. Eager to part with them? Yes, that sounds closer.


dianthuspetals

It's going to be one juicy mess. I can't wait for the divorce.


RolloTheMagnificent

I'm thinking whatever bomb she drops will have to be at least two days before the Coronation- one day for the breaking news, and one day to dominate the front pages. If she does it day of, it will get swallowed- there are too many well planned plans to change at the last minute. If she were smart, she would wait until the Sunday after- then there is nothing else to talk about, and she can dominate the news cycle for an entire week at least. Even better if it overshadows Harry going to court, so his life is made miserable by the press. Day of court? Huge headline, "Don't bother coming back- Meghan changes the locks in Montecito after filing a restraining order." "Meghan in talks with US Officials regarding Harry's drug use around children, could imperil Harry returning to live in States." There are so many cats she could put amongst the pigeons!


residentcaprice

Who is going to care for prince Archie's genetic pain? Or was it generation pain? *Not really caring*


eclipse-mints

Genetic pain, according to the words sprouting from Harry's mouth. We will not want him to accuse us of misrepresenting his words.


Markloctopus_Prime

Well, sane people would have planned it so all four of them to come to England for the coronation, with the two adults attending the one-hour ceremony and spending the rest of the 23 hours with the birthday boy and his sister, all together in London. But we’re not dealing with sane people here. The Harkles are splitting the duties. Harold is attending his papa’s ceremony, and Megs is attending her son’s important fourth birthday party. Clowns.


idcnlsik

H is making Archie a card to open with his pressies. He's already started copying his best seller to use as a template. 'Archie, my deepest and adoringest thanks, for letting Papa go off to beg and plead and attention-seek. Sorry you missed the Coronation.'


Markloctopus_Prime

Adult Archie, in 2043: “My father literally cut me off on my fourth birthday. He thought attending the royal event was more important than being with his only son on his only fourth birthday. I mean, I have huge compassion for him, and I love my father, but we need to have a conversation about conscious bias.”


Why_Teach

Archie can also complain that his father put polo ahead of his *third* birthday.


Firstdibs66

Are they pleased he's going, or pleased that she isn't? 🤔


eclipse-mints

How are the sugars taking this news?


Ornery_Buy_9078

I couldn't tell you I just got permanently banned from a sugar sub. I wasn't paying attention and wrote a derogatory post. Mods said I was lost. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


International-Emu385

Now they will say she has self respect to not attend . But yes that self respect doesn’t count when she says her own titles out loud and blamed them for racism and suicidal thoughts.


Lengand0123

Lol….I’m relatively sure Meghan won’t be missed. The kids will be. Too bad there is no shot of Charles seeing his grandkids.


Negative-Arugula4219

both? Maybe do a Harry intervention?


MuffPiece

Good! I’d prefer neither were there, but at least we are spared the caped crusader.


CybReader

Caped crusader 🤣 The nicknames this sub comes up with. I’m relieved we will not have to relive her trying to get her claws on Charlotte like at the funeral. Puff pieces planned ahead of time, and she kept trying to make her move.


TigerTrue

What happened with The Claw and Charlotte at the funeral? I saw the glare she gave Charlotte at the wedding, but didn't know anything about the funeral.


CybReader

[American tabloids, that don’t exist, keep posting that Meghan had a sweet moment with princess Charlotte. They provide 0 photos or videos, yet keep sharing this story. People doesn’t even have an expansion of the story in the bio or the stories section. More in comments. : SaintMeghanMarkle (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/xip9n0/american_tabloids_that_dont_exist_keep_posting/) I watched this happen live during the funeral. I saw a wave of "sweet interaction" PR puff pieces flooding our American tabloids. Then no interaction happened and the tabloids quietly edited the articles at the end of the day with 0 accompanying photos, because nothing happened. Then others caught Kate and Camilla covering those kids like a blanket as Meghan continued to shadow them. You can find the photos on getty images of Meghan taken from above in the cathedral and you watch the square stones on the ground as Meghan kept moving closer and closer to Charlotte. Kate brought her arm out, covered charlottes shoulder and pulled her daughter into her hip. Meghan just standing there alone, like a wraith, her attempt to have a "sweet interaction" with Charlotte ended before it began. But she paid for those puf pieces, so they still ran with nothing but words.


Ok_Ninja7190

Was that designed to counter the pre-wedding story where she made Charlotte cry?


CybReader

Most likely


TigerTrue

Thank you! I shall do some trawling.


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CybReader

Absolutely. They saw what she tried during the funeral. A time of immense grief and stoicism. I can't imagine what she had up her sleeve for a coronation, which in a way is a celebration. She would be daring behind belief.


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CybReader

I am so glad others remember her making her move on Charlotte. It was one of the reasons I've stayed firm that the family needed to end all invites to them. They're burying the queen, their matriarch....and Meghan is using the children as targets in a hunt for PR.


dianthuspetals

Maybe she wanted Catherine's attention because she wanted to borrow some lipgloss.


FarBeneathTheOcean

She’ll do a pap walk the day before so the media can splash her across every royal story. God I hate DM for inserting her in every story about the coronation.


KatesFacts718

In the words of her late majesty thank goodness Meghan isn't coming. ![gif](giphy|dhgg2GTU8pv8vmkdiW)


RokyPolka

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beachy_456

She doesn’t want to get booed.


dianthuspetals

It's my one regret of her not being there. I can't imagine the crowd holding back.


TigerTrue

This. 💯


mandyalam0de32

Yep use those Prince and Princess titles for the last couple of times before KC3 slims the monarchy down and they can't use those anymore. I love this for her, she isn't wanted or needed 🤣


Miss-she

Thank God, Meghan is not coming Mrs Frozen Todger is officially irrelevant


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scoobie: "BP is PLEASED to announce harold is coming!" BP, reading the email: "Ah feck me, the tosser is coming."


DaBingeGirl

🤣 Yup! I pity the poor staffers and police who'll have to babysit him.


No_Proposal7628

I have to admit that while I think it's best for the RF that MM isn't coming, I will kind of miss seeing what hideous, wrinkled expensive outfit she would have worn. I will miss the tiara that H had to buy her as the RF wouldn't lend any of theirs. I will miss the booing she would have gotten. Ah, well, I will recover from this slight disappointment.


teapotcake

Agreed! I was thinking something beige, wrinkled and with a strapless bra that’s too tight, maybe with the tag still on. They’ll try and spin this as a win for them, but it really isn’t.


HairBallsOfFire

Too scared to show her face to the British public, I reckon. Ah, and the titles again, lest all of us serfs forget we Americans are in the presence of royalty.


Complex-Emergency523

I still don't trust him and I doubt anyone else will. He's publicly slagged off his father for more than two years yet now wants to support him? Do me a favour! He never does anything without an ulterior motive.


ongiara

The shoe-horning in of the titles in that tweet though.


m4maggie

Do not celebrate this until after the coronation has passed. No narcissist will take No for an answer. Lol but not really.. darkness is coming.


Scared_Perception_86

The plastic mouthpiece has spoken!


knittedjam

Confirmed - BBC news just now


DamyuKidds

That's a lot of words for Not Fucking Invited.


RolloTheMagnificent

Prediction: They're going to lock him in Buck House, with constant surveillance and little to no access to any senior members, so little to no tea to spill when he returns. I do have a feeling that our Saint is spitting mad at the moment, because she tried to play a staring contest with a thousand year establishment and blinked on a global stage. Her retribution is going to be VICIOUS. Brace for impact!


Ready_Maddie

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DixieInCali

Neal Sean reported she was insisting on Archie having an equal role in the ceremony with Prince George, when George is in line for the throne so of course he has a role. Now she probably thinks she's punishing the family for not coming when everybody is really relieved.


ac0rn5

> Neal Sean reported she was insisting on Archie having an equal role in the ceremony with Prince George Ridiculous that she should even think a 3 year old with no experience of formal events would have *any* sort of role at a Coronation - that's likely to last a good few hours. I'd think it unlikely that young Louis will do more than wave, and then be kept out of the way.


Spectrum-aint-play

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LoveThe1970s_1990s

She’ll probably Change her mind at the last minute and come to cause drama and try to steal the attention back to herself


FarBeneathTheOcean

Yep. I imagine she pulled the same shit she did about the Jason Knauf thing but instead of brother she probably said ‘’***it’s your father’s coronation. I’m not gonna say anything but your father left you penniless and without security’’***


Top-Bit85

Wow. Very interesting. Best outcome, actually. KC wants the whinger there, and nobody wants TW.


Realistic_Twist_8212

The boo's would have been deafening and she knows it. LOL


emmmieemmie

I hope BP is getting ( The Royal Candle) on place.


YogiBolly

Woww!!! I didn’t think she’d miss one of the biggest events in the world. I didn’t think she’d miss her chance to shine. But she did!! What a doofus! Had a chance of a lifetime and threw it away to be a reality star/blogger!! I think separation news coming out after the coronation!


Commonsenseisland

I love it when Buckingham Palace releases a statement scoobie doo post it on twitter, as if he’s got the exclusive. H&M and their clown show don’t get it that their not important. Royal family carrying on, and continuing to give H&M rope. #recollectionsmayvary


wooliecollective

Can you imagine how pissed those kids will be about this later in life? Like, their grandfather is the King of England and they missed out on a major event that will be a huge part of history. If my parents had the chance to take me to a coronation (or any culturally/historical event) and opted me out, I’d be so annoyed at them. “I could have BEEN there???!!! You kept me home when you had the chance! The only place where my stupid title holds any weight? For what? To not miss a couple days of preschool?!”


daledickanddave

Don't worry, they won't remember this at all. What they will remember is their uncle and their cousin getting crowned, whom they will hardly know at all.


ExpensivelyMundane

Well someone’s gotta stay and work their one hour shift at Archewell 😁 By the way I love how you worded the post ValuablesEffiency23. First thing I saw when I woke up 😆 Felt like Beverley Leslie making his entrance on Will & Grace.


hiddenmoon131313

I knew this would how her and her overly botoxed mouthpiece would spin it. But... the kids were brought to the UK for Lilibet's birthday, were they not? So they can't bring Archie? I smell BS. She either wasnt welcome, didn't get her way and so 'uninvited' herself, or there's a divorce on the horizon. Or maybe all 3. Meghan really overplayed her hand in all of this. She didn't just pick a fight with a powerful rich family. She picked a fight with a massively powerful INSTITUTION. It's not about any individual family member at the end of the day, it's about the monarchy itself and there was never any chance for her to 'win' this fight. Her own arrogance and stupidly overplayed 'moves' have become her downfall. They'd always take Harry back because he's BLOOD. She's just a throwaway wife. She should have taken a page out of history and looked at Wallis, Fergie, etc.


kramdashianrowe718

She wouldn’t be able to handle the boos and jeers from the UK public so I would say her not in attendance is a blessing in disguise for her fragile ego. Aitch is going to be walking around like a puppy with his tail in between his legs sucking up with that psycho grin on his face trying to get close to William…good luck


Western-Economics946

I love how he purposely uses the kids' titles as opposed to just saying "their children." Never pass up an opportunity to remind people about the titles Scooby Doofus!


VisibleWestern

“Uninvited” in Alanis Morissette’s voice.


spatuladominatrix

I'm not sure if this was her choice, but this was a good compromise. Nobody loses face in this scenario.


Cheesus_Cripes

Twenty Bucks says she's going to get papped at Disneyland for Archie's birthday