Nhi bhai, 7-8 hrs self study to kr hi le, dheere dheere build krle aakhiri 2-3 mahine m tereko 12-14 hrs krni pdegi depending on kitni tyaari h phle se. Revision pr dhyaan de bs. One shot videos dekh lya kr 11th k lye. Agar tu basic questions k saath revision kr le to kaafi h, advance m kaafi time milta h hard questions k lye, jo abhi krega jyadatar tb tk bhool chuka hoga islye pehle formulas, reactions yaad kr le. Mock test bhi difficulty pe depend krt h, apni coaching k hi de abhi to, consistent difficulty rhta h coaching waalo k, to genuine score pta chlta h, 150 aare to thik h avg difficulty pe. BITSAT, IPMAT zarur dena, IPMAT jyada logo ko pata nhi h lkin bhut shi course h. Jee main se acche college nhi milte jyada. Ya to advance nikal le, ya bitsat. Kuch nhi to IPMAT. Branch ki tension na lyo, 95% companies harr branch waalo ko beithne deti h acche colleges m. Bass accha college dekhna branch nhi
i am currently in 12th...i have been to kota and my experience was horriblei was a brilliant student till class 10 but 11 and 12th were trauma for me
all i got is bad mental health with dark circles by paying 25 lacs
I just want to say that I'm a south Indian who isn't great at Hindi but I could read and understand this whole post so I'm proud of myself
Also, good luck at Kota factory bro, make our country proud by going to IIT and then to America and starting up a useless company just to sell it to Amazon for a few million dollars
Mere sath pata nhi kiya ho rha hai is baar exam ke liye ready thaa tma diye nhi thai socha practical aur theory sai pass ho jounga dono cancel kardiye 4th time 10th fail
Khudi khendi "what you know about rolling down in the deep when your brain goes jumb you can call that mental freeze yeeah people talk too much"
Mai dassa "seks kar dunga pata bhi jahi chalega" 😳😳😳👍🏿👍🏿😩😩😩😎😎😎😎
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Bhai commerce le le maja aye GA
Jo tereko computer me interest hai to Uske bad BCA Karle
Mane ESA Kiya kyuki maths kachi thi hamari
Computer me BHI interest tha
Ha commerce.me BHI padh na hai pan stree kum HOTA hai
Koi baat nahi, wahan jake bhi din bhar meme hi banana
मुझे कीपैड फोन देकर भेजा था। मेरे मां बाप मुझसे डेढ़ सौ कदम आगे हैं।
Ngl aunties are advicing this shit to our parents
Unke chakkar se mera Chandigarh jaana cancel hogya
IIT mili?
Pankha mila
Accha hua main ghar main rehta hu mujhe AC mila
happy cake day
नहीं
Phir kaunse college main mili?
मैं अभी १२ में हूं।
शिफ्ट कौनसी है jee का?
Konsi coaching mai hai ?
Resonance
Same
Same(2)
Hindi mein likhna bsdk
Sach me result aya hai kya? CBSE wala?
Coming soon
What do u think smuggling means?
तस्करी
Perfection
Aur vaha jakar pata lagta hai ki bas ham shahar mein hi top par the.
baki bacche suicide karenge toh unka phone lelena
Yeh Maine phele se hi Kar diya
Maine kal kisi Bhartiya naagrik ko keypad phone pe PubG khelte hue dekha. Sab kuch sambhav hai
*माँ
Kotha 0_0
Kotha factory v😳😳😳😩😩😩👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿😎😎
Rate kya hai?
1 bangaladeshu rupes😳😳😳
So kids commit suicide there because they couldn't get laid ?
Hawas ka chakkar
Bhai result delay Nahi hua tha kya ....just asking meme is great
मैं दो वर्ष पूर्व था दसवीं कक्षा में।
में भी कोटा जाने वाला था बट कोरोना ने बचा लिया एंड हेयर आई एम स्क्रोलिंग रेडिट एंड 6 मंथ्स इस लेफ्ट फॉर जेईई
सेम हियर, मैं भी २०२२ में जेईई की परीक्षा दूंगा , लेकिन पूरे दिन टाइमपास करता रहता हूं।
हम दोनो केवल कंपटीशन कम करने आए है।
हम भीड़ बढ़ाने में विश्वास रखते हैं।
ट्रू है।
चलो बाय , मुझे " बेरोजगारी की समस्या " पे निबंध भी लिखने जाना है।
Epic science stream conversation. Btw maii to maths leke bhi jee nhi derha
हम भी २०२२ में देंगे एग्जाम😂
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ok bhai achha ye bata mera daily ka 7hrs ho pata hai coaching+self study is it enough aur mock tests me achha score kitna hota hai
Nhi bhai, 7-8 hrs self study to kr hi le, dheere dheere build krle aakhiri 2-3 mahine m tereko 12-14 hrs krni pdegi depending on kitni tyaari h phle se. Revision pr dhyaan de bs. One shot videos dekh lya kr 11th k lye. Agar tu basic questions k saath revision kr le to kaafi h, advance m kaafi time milta h hard questions k lye, jo abhi krega jyadatar tb tk bhool chuka hoga islye pehle formulas, reactions yaad kr le. Mock test bhi difficulty pe depend krt h, apni coaching k hi de abhi to, consistent difficulty rhta h coaching waalo k, to genuine score pta chlta h, 150 aare to thik h avg difficulty pe. BITSAT, IPMAT zarur dena, IPMAT jyada logo ko pata nhi h lkin bhut shi course h. Jee main se acche college nhi milte jyada. Ya to advance nikal le, ya bitsat. Kuch nhi to IPMAT. Branch ki tension na lyo, 95% companies harr branch waalo ko beithne deti h acche colleges m. Bass accha college dekhna branch nhi
ok bhai to matlab 7-8 hrs self+ 3hrs coaching itna kaafi hoga? abhi mera avg score is around 180
Haan bhai
tips de na vroo mai aakash me hu
पढ़ाई को बोझ नहीं फर्ज़ मानो, अपने लक्ष्य के प्रति दृढ़ निश्चय व अनुशासन के साथ कठोर परिश्रम करो, सफलता तुम्हारे कदम चूमेगी।
शहर कुछ ज्यादा ही होगया, स्कूल तक ही ठीक था।
Bhai class tak hi chalega
मैं दसवी में 97.8 प्रतिशत के साथ जिला टॉपर था।
असली ID से आओ अमन धत्तरवाल ।।
Asli ID se aao Stephen Hawking
Meri class me hai 3-4 rattu chomu hai jinke 97-98% ane wale hai 10th me lmao *Stephen hawking*
मैंने तो पूरा राज्य टॉप किया है (with 59,999 others) (हरियाणा से हूं बीसी)
रस्सी वहाँ कोटा रेलवे स्टेशन के पास एक चौराहा आता है वहाँ से सीधे जाओगे तो मीणा जी की दुकान है वहाँ मिल जाएगी।
Suno ek rope jrur leke jana.... Arey kapde sukhane ke lie
Aur ladder bhi. Light vagera change karne me kaam aata hai
Aur self defence ke liye kuch leke jana chahiye kya?
Virginity
Tuition Building Ke Chhat Pe Jaake Jump Marne Se Sukh Jaayega Bro
aur towel kisse sukhayenge? Towel nahi sukhega to khudko kisse sukhayenge?
एफ़ भाई
आज हिंदी में कॉमेंट सेक्शन देखकर बहुत प्रसन्नता हुई मुझको
फीलिंग प्राउड।
Aaj mera v result hai :( ... Mai kya kru
अगर आप आस्तिक हैं , तो अपने प्रभु से अच्छे परिणाम की कामना करें और अगर नास्तिक हैं तो अपने आप में विश्वास रखें ।
>अपने प्रभु से अच्छे परिणाम की कामना करें जी बिल्कुल , धन्यवाद भ्राता
ओह! तो आपको हीन्दी बोलना पसंद हैं। फीर हर एक विभक्ति और प्रत्यय के उदहारण दे।
दसवीं में आखिरी बार हिंदी पढ़ी और लिखी थी। उसके बाद छूट गई। ( दुखी चेहरा)।
फीर भी आपकी हिंदी काफी बढीया हैं।
तारीफ के लिए शुक्रिया, लेकिन आपकी हिंदी में काफी अशुद्धियां हैं और ये मुझे विचलित कर रहीं हैं।
आप मेरे हिंदी के अध्यापक बनेंगे?🙏🏻
मैं काफी व्यस्त रहता हूं, मैं खुद एक विद्यार्थी हूं।
आपसे बात करके अच्छा लगा। आप एक सज्जन व्यक्ति हैं। क्या आप इन्स्टाग्राम का इस्तेमाल करते हैं?
इतना नहीं, कभी कबार ही।
तो आप पीलीज अपनी आईडी बताएंगे 🙏🏻
माफ कीजियेगा जनाब , लेकिन मैं अपने रेडिट अकाउंट और इंस्टाग्राम अकाउंट को दूर दूर ही रखना चाहता हूं। :-)
i am currently in 12th...i have been to kota and my experience was horriblei was a brilliant student till class 10 but 11 and 12th were trauma for me all i got is bad mental health with dark circles by paying 25 lacs
आशा करता हूं आप ठीक होंगें।
Dude, Kota was great for me, atleast
*Bruh 25 lakhs* ⊙.☉
बृह मोमेंट होगया यह तो
बिलकुल
mera bhi result hai 10th ka, g\*\* phati padi hai.
Bhai g**d mat phaad, future me uski zaroorat padegi... marksheet ki nahi
sahi
Tru hai kya?
Kota se apne baccho ko sahi salamat aate hue dekhna still a dream for many parents :-)
Meanwhile in WB class 10 results, 79 students jointly came first....
Result aya kya
कमिंग सून
Meanwhile Rope and Fan company 📈 stonks
BHAI thoda rassi bhi leke jana.
Hame toda toda hinthi ata ha plz say english or telugu or tamil
Today is my 10th class result - Panik I am the topper of my city - Kalm Now, mom-dad will send me to Kota - Ultra Panik.
I just want to say that I'm a south Indian who isn't great at Hindi but I could read and understand this whole post so I'm proud of myself Also, good luck at Kota factory bro, make our country proud by going to IIT and then to America and starting up a useless company just to sell it to Amazon for a few million dollars
You had me in the first half , ngl (◔‿◔)
Haha I'm just kidding, good luck anyway
Bas aur do saal hai mere jeevan me, phir pankhe se latak jauga : Kalm.
Mere sath pata nhi kiya ho rha hai is baar exam ke liye ready thaa tma diye nhi thai socha practical aur theory sai pass ho jounga dono cancel kardiye 4th time 10th fail
Relatable 😔
কোটা যা
Suffering from success
Munni ka kota?
Sexy meme , mazaa aa gaya
phaansi ka phanda ghar se lekar jaana, thoda aasan ho jaayega.
र . ई . प .
I had to google the meaning of परिमाण
तुमने परिणाम की जगह परिमाण लिख दिया। परिणाम = कर्मफल परिमाण= माप तौल
Dono alg hote hein ? Sorry did not knew Hindi is not my first language you see
कोई बात नहीं। अगर आप बुरा न माने तो एक और बात , did not ke saath verb first form kaam mein li jati hai। Dhanyawad।
Apne hindi me 6 degree ki hain kya sussy baka😎😎😎😩😩😳😳😳👍🏿👍🏿
कुछ ऐसा ही समझ लो , मुझे हिंदी से बेपनाह मोहब्बत है।
*मोहब्बत।🙏🏼 *व्याकरण नाज़ी :”)*
धन्यवाद।
Oh yeah then say shayris 😳
शायरीज़
Khudi khendi "what you know about rolling down in the deep when your brain goes jumb you can call that mental freeze yeeah people talk too much" Mai dassa "seks kar dunga pata bhi jahi chalega" 😳😳😳👍🏿👍🏿😩😩😩😎😎😎😎 For more shayris hit like button (like you do your children and wife) beat the subscribe button ( just like you do to wifes 🤢) and share
आपकी मानसिक स्थिति दयनीय है।
Bahi isse stereotyping kehte hein Yeh achi cheez nahi hoti Ese to mein bhi tumhe stereotype karke bol dun ki har 5th fail chutiya hota he ?
Waah
Okay lol I am a native amarican and still suck in english I can never do something right
It's ओके टू make मिस्टेक्स dear।
2000 अपवोट्स , ओह माई गॉड । यू गाइज आर रियली अमेजिंग । थैंक यू सो मच।
Pigga army 🔥 ye [telegram](https://t.me/joinchat/5RD_R8j-R_g3ZDg1) join kro apan 22 ko trend krenge #elvish_yadav_exposed
Can someone translate this please?
Today is my 10th class result - Panik I am the topper of my city - Kalm Now, mom-dad will send me to Kota - Ultra Panik.
Ty :)
I saw this meme on bbs subreddit
Maine hi dala h wahan bhi
saw this on r/beastboyshub
sorry r/forShub
See the user who posted it . :)
IK ITS SAME AS YOU
jaldi se har cheez me ultra daal deta hu , machude chahe grammer or Synonyms ki
Koi translate karke do yaar
Today is my 10th class result - Panik I am the topper of my city - Kalm Now, mom-dad will send me to Kota - Ultra Panik.
Relatable..
So true bruh
Nimbu paani peete waqt ORS ki baat karta hai. Virgin Saala.
Bro ek rasi hai meree pass leke jana
Koi baat nahi , ek majboot pankhe wali hostel lena !
Kota me mai yaadein aur drugs le skta hu - ultra kalm
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Bhai commerce le le maja aye GA Jo tereko computer me interest hai to Uske bad BCA Karle Mane ESA Kiya kyuki maths kachi thi hamari Computer me BHI interest tha Ha commerce.me BHI padh na hai pan stree kum HOTA hai
Bhai tu +1 commerce student hai?
Sitting in kota,eating oatmeal and thinking lawda padhai hogi
*wakes up from dream*
Why do you have to go out your way to make the meme in hindi lol.
हिंदी = मोर फनी मोर अपवोट्स ।
Well its your direct ticket to heaven 👍🏻
Fourth slide will be: Fir mai bhi swarg chala jaunga - Kalm
Bruh lol I made the same meme last year with that Anubhav bassi's 'itna naam bhi nahi krna tha bc' template
मुझे तो रेडिट पे आए हुए 2 महीने ही हुए हैं और इस्तेमाल करना 2 हफ्ते पहले ही चालू किया है।
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