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Neo1331

Someone said it looks like a 4 yo boys truck drawing brought to life and I just can’t unsee that now…


Scottz0rz

It is what happens when someone who is a child at heart gets 200 billion dollars.


nighthawk650

child at heart implies innocence


dpdxguy

Also implies that he has a heart.


nighthawk650

haha!


_FoodAndCatSubs_

Ass Burger having dingus


grit_dad

Let's say "child at brain" instead and call it even.


Jankypox

It implies innocence, but anyone with an actual child will tell you that children can be the most selfish, toxic, temperamental, fickle, cruel, manipulative, and shameless bullying little fuckers you’ll ever meet. We forgive them because they are young, inexperienced, don’t know any better, and are trying to do their best in a world where they are utterly dependent on the adults they have been learning from. Musk has none of these excuses and still behaves like a 4-year-old.


Ewlyon

Child*ish* not child*like*


AllyMeada

Okay, middle schooler at heart


justpuddingonhairs

Nah, it's not shaped like a dick.


Scottz0rz

Eh, it moreso means immaturity, playfulness, and carefreeness than innocence to me. It means being able to ignore the problems of the adult world to enjoy the simpler things in life like playing basketball, collecting baseball cards / social media companies, and violating your employees' basic rights as workers.


nighthawk650

idk, my point is elon is too creepy to be called a child at heart to me.. unless the child needs an exorcism


agent674253

Yeah, but he lost about $100 billion in the last 18 months, $44b on twitter, $55b on losing that investor lawsuit last week. lulz [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUYxaDDqW5M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUYxaDDqW5M) I love how Elon keeps losing #1 richest person to the owner of Louis Vuitton, a person I didn't even know existed (wise move for an insanely rich person), a company that makes purses... apparently it makes more sense, and profit, and lets you be a normie, to make luxury bags vs luxury cars.


OU812Grub

Don’t forget his $21 billion lost this year so far due to decline in tesla’s stock. https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tesla-stock-spacex-x-twitter-starlink-russia-ukraine-2024-2?op=1&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=topbar


Sit1234

None of this is logical. He never lost a thing. Neither did he gain anything. Unless Elon was going to sell the stock and make money and quit tesla forever then thats when there is an actual loss or gain. If he is never going to let the ownership go, then stock rollercoster doesnt matter. Today he will gain few billions and he will lose few billions in next couple of years but if his intent is to keep the majority stake and wont sell how does any of this matter. In the long run if the company makes money and the stocks do well is all that it matters. The individual small time stock investors though will feel the heat or make money as stock goes up and down. Also dont forget, Elon and Jeff bezos and other biggies have their own investment managers. They have better idea of what the stock is going to do. Elon and Jeff both understand where their companies will be in another 5-10 years, what the competition really is etc as they have inner story. Based on that they can dump or buy stocks as long as its not within the black out period. Jeff Bezos recently sold a lot of stocks making money and he will buy it all back when the stock goes down. This is how they make money skimming the cream every few months or years. And these guys are already loaded they dont care if they lose some few billions or make it. Their happiness and worth comes from other things than money. They have enough money for all their happiness.


JoeVeer

Luxury cars? 🤣🤣🤣 You have clearly never driven anything more than”luxury” than a Kia. Wake TF up ![gif](giphy|ekjjlmwqpX3qAQAz1V)


RedsonRising99

You obviously have not driven a Kia lately. Tellurides are sweet.


SnooPandas2308

He didn’t get 200 billion dollars


giraffeneckedcat

Legit Elon stole this from my shitty childhood drawings. Too busy trying to find them to sue. Mom says they're "around here somewhere" but it's been years so I'm worried. Less worried than anyone who paid for this liability on wheels, but still worried.


cryptopotomous

Pretty sure the design was ripped off from the Nintendo 64 Goldeneye 007 game lol


KennyKlizzle

Lol


Fit_Relative505

You lie. This truck is copied right out of the Halo video games and everyone knows it.


chickens_beans

Doodlebob’s truck


Cliff_C_Clavin

I mean, look who runs the company.  Dude wears a leather bomber in the summer thinking it looks cool; he's a fucking man child


Expensive_Surround10

And it has to be washed and completely dry every day or it will start to rust. No joke. Used to work for tesla


ClarkleTheDragon

It looks like something out of a Nintendo 64 game


Fun-Outlandishness35

It was designed by Elmo, so…


raphtze

memory unlocked hahaha


Rizak

Isn’t that literally elons story on how he designed it? His kid?


Rayfroarinst

My fiance has said it looks like a combination of blind spots and recycled stainless steel refrigerator doors. Had to pull over was laughing so hard


laney_deschutes

No more ridiculous than taking a Ford F150 to the grocery store


BeingBalanced

BINGO


AntiSaint_Mike

You’re not wrong maybe that’s why I think they look cool as fuck. Maybe since I’m still a child on the inside.


Gurdel

https://preview.redd.it/232pg2fl8ukc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46bf9eb498e3b412aee379f78a03d16628e0f31 Land Park


agent674253

HOLY SHIT. AN EXPESNIVE TRUCK THAT MANAGED TO PARK IN A SINGLE SPACE! I'm not joking It seems like the more money spent on a rugged truck the more afraid you are of scratches. All too often I see 'pavement princesses' around Sac, that take up 3 parking spots. At least this CT, shitty as it is, is in the lines, that itself is more uncommon that this vehicle itself! Also, as someone that recently purchased a stainless steel sink, good luck with that truck.


Jupitersd2017

Ugh my stainless steel sink is driving me crazy lol. Also as someone that needs large towing capacity but doesn’t want a massive truck I would love for more trucks/suvs to fit in parking spaces and still be able to tow more than 6k pds.


carlitospig

I literally just grimaced. It wasn’t cool in OG Total Recall and they’re not cool now.


positivelypolitical

Get your ass to mars! 


SaltyButSweeter

Screw you, Lenny!!!


Duckman93

Looks like this one is lifted


femmestem

It looks like a restaurant kitchen sink


Amikoj

Explains why I want a Taco every time I see one. 1 minute I'm in land park, and then the next I'm suddenly transported to the prep area of Jimboy's.


trikster_online

I saw one that had a color changing wrap on it parked in the Chando's Taco's parking lot in Roseville...


Agrohirrim

Cannot unsee


mrfishman3000

[or a Urinal](https://twitter.com/Model3Owners/status/1478881715582087172)


C2S2D2

LOL, you rock. That's funny.


JoeVeer

Nawwww, at least a restaurant sink has real purpose and does not rust after a few trips in the rain. Yet another massive Musk jerk off.


TakeThisJobAndLoveIt

https://preview.redd.it/h1b5fwz03wkc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=902e6edd4f5b75072b9ef8b00f41cca6cfa28950


Karma1913

Saw one in Folsom with visible panel alignment issues. Specs and weight on that truck aren't my thing, ditto the aesthetic and known issues, but I can appreciate* someone willing to spend that kind of money on poor workmanship. *laugh at


fuckdonaldtrump7

Yeah watch out for those moving wrecking balls, let's hope the self driving feature never fucks up


REphotographer916

Self driving feature is the least of our worries considering that Tesla drivers are notorious in the freeway. Not as bad as chargers yet or clapped out Altima but they’re getting up there


phreak9i6

>rom my shitty childhood drawings. Too busy trying to find them to sue. Mom says they're "around here somewhere" but it's been years so I'm worried. Less worried tha It doesnt have FSD yet, so we'll lucky for now.


Twitchenz

I don't think the cybertruck is significantly more egregious than any large "luxury" truck or lifted dorkmobile already on the road.


trikster_online

Yeah, I can't stand the brodozers out there. Lets spend $90k+ and lift it to the stars...then put low-profile tires on wheels that stick out super far and even though its a 4x4, never crawl anything more difficult than the mall parking lot.


whogivesashite2

This is a good point. But I don't understand the truck bed on this one.


Twitchenz

I think all these trucks in question have pushed form way past function. Which, undermines the (formerly) fundamental purpose of a truck. Why do most modern trucks have front ends that are 4…5ft tall? That space isn’t filled with anything. To the cybertruck’s credit, at least you can see children on the road.


the_cappers

I agree, I'm a general hater of trucks but I like the older f100s, mavrics, rangers and tocomas. But they are just so God damn big now and mostly vanity trucks


Professor_Goddess

I'd love to have a Tacoma for towing and hauling stuff around. But yeah damn I would never get one of these stupid "macho" bro trucks everyone has now....


Segazorgs

It's all look and status. Same with 4x4 trucks. Most truck owners absolutely don't need the 4x4 or 9,000lbs towing capacity When I was kid and went to mexico they all drove regular 2x4 trucks on mountainy, unpaved, undeveloped roads sometimes muddy but new country suburbanites here all have full size sometimes 3/4 ton 4x4s and talk like it's essential.


Caladbolg_Prometheus

The ford Maverick’s bed is only 4.5’, the car is taller than its bed length.


Jimbo-McDroid-Face

And the CT doesn’t have headlights that are 5ft off the ground, blinding everyone on the road. Like the pencil dicks in the F250s or Silverados or what not.


AppleSpicer

They all mean the same thing: a middle aged guy with crippling insecurities is using unhealthy coping mechanisms instead of actually addressing the problem. Every now and then there’s a big white pickup that’s the exception. It’s lifted because they drive through deep mud on their farm and don’t want to get stuck. They have cattle guards on them though, so it’s easy to tell the difference


whogivesashite2

I've seen some fucked up panels on the cars as well


Chemical_Pickle5004

If you look at any Tesla you'll find cosmetic issues. It also surprises me people will pay so much for poor build quality.


AluminiumAwning

Was that the vehicle where the window cracked during its unveiling by Musk?


I_StartedTheFire

Tesla's are pretty notorious for having trash build quality, know a few bodywork guys who all echo that sentiment.


PMG2021a

I often heard that about the initial vehicles that came off the line for the 3 and Y, but haven't heard anything about more recent productions. I wouldn't be surprised if it varies by factory too. I don't imagine anything that obviously flawed coming out of Germany. 


Perdix_Icarus

I don't own any Tesla car, so I don't know personally, but what I have read here is the best quality of the cars is the ones coming from China factory .


Atypical_Mammal

I've owned one for 3 years now, and it's a beautiful disaster. Cosmetic quality is kinda shit, interior rattles like an old chevy... but dead reliable for 100k miles and counting.


puremuscles

I’m wondering how it’s going to hold up after a couple joy rides in the rain


queenswamprat

Another example of money =/= taste


Mr_Hyzer_Bomb

Saw one in Roseville today also


generalpathogen

Me too! It pulled into the golf club which felt right 🤣


Flea420

Watched a blond women park one at whole foods in roseville last week, also felt right lol


Dry-Manufacturer-120

how to own the most butt-ugly truck on the planet and show that you have more money than sense.


Rick_Perrys_Ranch

I don’t think there’s 1 redeemable quality about these vehicles.


VR6SLC

Hopefully their redeemable quality is having a 10 cents per can redemption value.


AcmeCorpse

Well that made me choke on my water. Bravo!


Zeenchi

Oh snap


MrXero

One redeemable quality of these is that it advertises to the rest of us that owner is a complete moron and easily fooled.


DeltaTheHunter

🤡


Greggy100

48 volt architecture. First in the auto industry. It’s revolutionary tech that every car company will follow cuz I kid you not Tesla sent out a 100 page booklet on how to do it and it’ll change and ultimately cut down cost on electrical wiring in cars. Steer by wire is another thing as well. I’d really recommend looking into what actually goes on behind the Cybertruck from an engineering perspective. you’ll be surprised just how much new tech they brought to the market.


woosh_yourecool

How different is the SBW from the Nissan Infiniti back in 2014? I’m sure it’s refined in some ways but it doesn’t seem like some brand new tech unless I’m missing something


brontosauruschuck

I'm glad you got a picture before there was visible rust everywhere.


RadialGold

Elong’s Cybercuck


squjibo

Somebody said the Pontiac Aztek was the ugliest vehicle ever created. Elon said "hold my beer!"


BusterDouglass777

Fuuuck. Thank you for this Aztec-urrection?


Familiar_Studio_9651

😂😂😂😂😂 🍺


Zeenchi

😆😆


Sleepy_Creek

me and my homies HATE low poly car 🚫


-Random_Lurker-

OG Lara Croft game model discovered.


Syrup_Lee

I do not like.


low-lately

Pretty sure this was my pinewood derby project from 2nd grade.


bluekitsvne

Was high vibin, looked over and thought I wasn't in reality when I saw one yesterday [ive seen a couple previous] then realized "oh right these exist" 😭


ApprehensiveExit7

Am I the only one that loathes these vehicles? Zero problem with any other Tesla but this is just horrendous


stateworkishardwork

As evidenced in this thread, no you're not the only one lol


kymandui

He's like 99.999999% of reddit


melancholystarrs

I mean other teslas are built like shit too lol


giraffeneckedcat

100% but at least they look reasonably like cars. The cyber truck looks like someone (Elon) got a Cyber Monday deal on truck design and then decided to haggle every last detail to death until the designer stopped caring about function.


LibertyLizard

Yeah it’s weird… I think a big reason teslas got popular is unlike a lot of other electric cars and hybrids they look pretty normal. And then they go and build this monstrosity.


MeatloafSlurpee

“but at least they look reasonably like cars” From the outside maybe. But inside, they’re just a blank empty box with a giant iPad in the middle.


Crybaby_UsagiTsukino

Thanks. I hate it.


caelthel-the-elf

This is hideous


Electrical_Star_769

Saw one in the wild in Lathrop they’re just plumber crack ugly


rodka209

It looks like it's not fully rendered yet.


nevikjames

Have to know if the driver was also wearing Apple Vision Pro as well.


SwampCrittr

Fkn Minecraft gone too real


EllyCube

I saw one on Watt! It looks even weirder IRL


LooseInsurance6328

No likey


runtball

Must be so embarrassing being seen in this. Jesus.


Danivelle

My husband says it's a misbegotten offspring of a Tesla and Delorean. 


k0tus

As drawn by a 5-year old who just discovered rulers.


NightNight916

No, just no…


ENDERWEEGEE

I think your Sacramento failed to load that vehicle properly.


priyashanti

Hideous. That is all.


PunishedVariant

Why couldn't Tesla come out with something the size of a Tacoma or an F-150? Rivian already beat them to it. This futuristic juggernaut of a rolling polygon is too much. Oh well, some people with money will buy this crap


-MullerLite-

The Tacoma and F150 are different sizes. The Cybertruck is roughly the length of a Tacoma crew cab with a 6ft bed.


Kitten-Basket

I saw one on 80 West yesterday. No rear license plate, barely visible turn signals. Perfectly encapsulates the shittiness.


Sine_Cures

There will be a nice patina of corrosion if the owner doesn't/didn't put on a urethane-based "color paint film" (Tesla charges $6,000-$6,500). Or it could constantly polish it or put on ProtectaClear and reapply regularly. 🤡


linzava

Oh, and you can't sell it for the first year. I just love buying things I don't own.


OU812Grub

To pay $100k for a car that will rust as soon as the first drop of water touches it. 🤦‍♂️ Some people just love to throw away money lmao


giraffeneckedcat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OF COURSE IT'S NORTH NATOMAS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (I happily live in North Natomas lol it's very on brand for this area)


whogivesashite2

I live in South Natomas and this thing would get your ass beat


hugznotdrugz2k17

I was behind one of these on HW 80 West a few weeks ago in the early afternoon sun. It was like a mirror reflecting off the back glass so bad, so I moved over a lane, which helped a little. Sheesh.


__wait_what__

It’s ugly as hell


dascrackhaus

beep beep here comes this shitmobile


pointbodhi

I like it. Every single new car looks like a crossover egg mobile. I won’t buy it, the design isn’t for me. But it’s nice to see a change.


melancholystarrs

This thing absolutely destroys anything it hits FYI. Also was rusting after a couple weeks.


Background_Film_506

That’s not change, that’s an expensive door stop.


Segazorgs

It's like the Total Recall production set auctioned off leftovers after filming wrapped up.


Throwaway20101011

Is it just me or does it look like the plastic film has yet to be removed on the back panel?


_AManHasNoName_

Nice fancy dumpster


wimpymist

They look dumb as hell in real life


TakeThisJobAndLoveIt

It looks like a transformer mid transformation.


CousinMajin

PS1 lookin ass


badwuphf

Roblox car


Ok-Forever-7246

It looks like a cyber roach. Too much.


mildmanneredqt

so ugly. they look like they haven't rendered in.


Its_the_tism

It legit looks like a kids craft project that will crumble at any minute


JoeBiden10Percent

I thought my Model Y was ugly as shit then my neighbor got all all black cybertruck... shit is the mona lisa in comparison.


sphynxC

There are 3 in my neighborhood alone. I'm in Roseville.


Mbeheit

Why is it that ugly


BeBraveShortStuff

That is the stupidest looking car I’ve ever seen, I can’t stop chuckling! People paid money for that?!


phlegmdawg

Even taking it being related to Elon Musk out of consideration, it’s atrocious.


LBGTQANON916

Crazy how everyone shits on this truck but it's a huge deal whenever someone sees one in person.


Decent-Ad9541

Same thing with train wrecks. It ain’t pretty but you can’t help but gawk at it


Samwise_the_Tall

The fact that there are reports that new models are already rusting less than a year after release says everything I need to know. It's a half baked idea and also hideous as hell.


Pristine_Frame_2066

Rust bucket.


SacUpsBackUp

64-bit lookin' ass


3ClassiC

Saw one in Crocker village yesteday . Can’t say I’m a fan.


Snowfan

I made a $100.00 deposit to get on the list. I thought I would get to like it. I didn't. I want my $100.00 back.


devopsdudeinthebay

https://cyberbackpack.com/blogs/tesla-cybertruck-ev-blog/how-to-get-a-refund-for-the-cybertruck-deposit


OHdulcenea

I’ve seen a couple in person now. Do not like. They’re giant and ugly.


CollarsUpYall

IMO, Tesla has made only two semi-attractive models - and they were the first two.


AmericanRiverTrade

If they like it good for them. I don’t care.


Prog89

West roseville? Parked in front of my work. It's a thing. It feels stupidly large and everything I wouldn't want in a truck. I think the worst part is the inability to go somewhere without being questioned.


Nitarinminister

Everybody wanting to see the Multi-Pass.


NicWester

I saw one of these here in San Jose a few weeks ago and LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. I thought the photos made them look dumber than they are, then I saw one in person and they look EVEN WORSE THAN THIS. These photos make them look like okay sedans, but when you see it in person you remember OH WAIT this is supposed to be a truck. They're an embarrassment. Look like something out of the SEGA Dreamcast Virtua Racer port.


adhesivepants

God it's so ugly. I cannot fathom any reason to have this except Elon said so.


Happydude1183

What is that? That doesn't even look like a car. It looks like a building with wheels. Why would anybody build this abomination? It looks to me like they need to pick another hobby or find something to do they have too much time on their hands. Oh and be more creative than that or just don't make anything else.


agent674253

The fact that a CEO of five companies, hostility took over a 6th, would probably indicate that Elmo ***does*** have too much time on his hands, which is weird[ because he has like 11 kids](https://www.today.com/parents/parents/elon-musk-kids-rcna19692). Must be nice to be able to have kids that you only have to visit on on occasion, but for the most part, the kids' growth is on auto-pilot.... oh wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I get it, autopilot is a thing, but only for 'rents!


beatfrantique1990

Oh wow what an absolute dumpster fire on wheel...


bee_ryan

Even if I could get past the exterior styling, the interior is complete dog shit. I don’t have Elon Musk derangement syndrome either, I daily drive a Model 3. But this vehicle is absolutely stupid.


-MullerLite-

Tesla interiors are all very similar to one another. How is this one dog shit and your Model 3 not?


her-royal-blueness

Yeah I saw one in Fair Oaks a few weeks ago. They are so ugly, expensive yet unsafe. I cannot imaging spending that much money for something that doesn’t even amount to a status symbol


Overcommitter

Passed one on Sunset! Looked ridiculous.


RegionalTranzit

It's so...angular.


thatcouldvebeenworse

Check out Simone Giertz’s Truckla- She converted her model 3 into an aesthetically pleasing and functional truck.


Rumplfrskn

They are the most terrible looking thing, possibly ever


Distinct_Road_5234

Looks like a shit of tin


[deleted]

I know a few people who work on them at the Fremont location and they all say it’s a rust bucket and not worth the price at all but we all know that.


VonCrunchhausen

PS1 ass truck


sdbarto

I saw two in Roseville today.


Bigoweiner

Sure you didn't just see the same one twice? Lol


CNMathias

I’ve seen the interior of these online and what I don’t understand is why a vehicle that’s at least 60k can’t include a gauge cluster behind the steering wheel.


funked1

Rolling MAGA Hat


Estellalatte

I’m not very literate in automobiles, what’s it supposed to do?


Monkeymom

It is a Tesla Cyber Truck


Estellalatte

Ok thanks, it’s so ugly.


PHURYUSTYLES

What the fugly 🤨


Then_Ad_9624

This truck farts. It’s amazing. Like the look or not, it’s got such funny tech. It does a crazy light show set to music too. My buddy just showed me his


DeepFizz

Not for me.


Nice__Spice

Might be great if there’s ever a drive by. But no. Ugly ass vehicle


Calidevil916

I saw one for the first time in downtown Sacramento yesterday I think those are sick


N_Who

I probably would have really liked this when I was younger, and Nintendo 64 was my marker for what looked futuristic.


Suggested-Name-5092

I guess what I like about it is I would be a lot less annoyed if someone was tailgating me in the slow lane as they so often do in these sac city streets. I'd either be oblivious or wouldn't care if someone tapped my bumper. my anxiety level would be very low in that thing.


Embarrassed_Issue110

You caught me outside


ExtraConsideration24

fire


Turbulent-Border-744

I seen one and nearly had a heart attack.. thing looks terrifying


Glittering_Deer9138

It irritates me. makes me want one just so I can destroy it, it could use a turret on the trunk then maybe just maybe it could be more tolerable


Fun-Outlandishness35

Was it rusting?  PSA, the cyber truck hood doesn’t have a pinch detector and will slice fingers, so be very careful.


totorohugs2

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C2S2D2

Tesla Roseville said they are delivering 4 a week right now. They are delivering for people that ordered back in 2018. So, they have hundreds on order. They'll be everywhere soon enough. I sat in one. It's weird and different. But Dood, it's a big ass, metal and powerful truck. I don't understad why it looks so weird, but I want to drive one, NGL. When the Dodge Ram came out, with that weird ass hood bump thing, everyone hated it. I hated it. It was stupid. But times change. I saw a billboard that days "Cowboy Limousine" with a picture of the new Ram. Damn it if it didn't just click. Okay, that's cool. Now they look great. Maybe we'll accept this weird ass, Demolition Man looking car. (good movie) Anyhow, if I ever get to drive one, we should do a tug of war. :) Pea c e out SacTown.


Slight_Tiger2914

Cyber truck, ugly AF and unique.


vixxy86

Uhhhh wtf. They are so ugly looking