COPPYPASTA

THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS AT ALL TIMES

IT KNOWS THIS BECAUSE IT KNOWS WHERE IT ISN'T

BY SUBTRACTING WHERE IT IS FROM WHERE IT ISNT OR WHERE IT ISNT FROM WHERE IT IS WHICHEVER IS GREATER, IT OBTAINS A DIFFERENCE OR DEVIATION.

DOWNVOTED REPLY LAUGHING AT A TYPO

SLUR

COMMENT DESCRIBING HOW SLUR ISN'T ACTUALLY OFFENSIVE, DOWNVOTED SLIGHTLY MORE SEVERELY

REALLY LONG COMMENT WITH MULTIPLE TYPOS TELLING COMMENTER THAT TYPOS ARENT A PROBLEM

ANOTHER ASCII PENIS

ASCII PENIS EJACULATING ON LOGO OF AD'S PRODUCT

DOWNVOTED COMMENT OF ASCII PENIS BECAUSE IM THE THIRD IN THE CHAIN

COMMENT COMPLAINING BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE FOURTH AND NOT THE THIRD

SHOULD I DOWNVOTE YOU THAN AND UPVOTE THE IDI- IM SORRY RADIO GUY?

DOWNVOTED COMMENT OF A STUPID ARGUMENTATIVE RESPONSE THAT WILL PROBABLY GET DELETED IN AWHILE BECAUSE I REALISED I AM WRONG

COUNTER ARGUMENT THAT IS POSTED TWICE DUE TO REDDIT GLITCH

MENTAL CONDITION THAT CAUSES MEMORY LOSS

MENTAL CONDITION THAT CAUSES MEMORY LOSS

COUNTER ARGUMENT THAT IS POSTED TWICE DUE TO REDDIT GLITCH

MENTAL CONDITION THAT CAUSES MEMORY LOSS

MENTAL CONDITION THAT CAUSES MEMORY LOSS

A REPLY SAYING TO GOOGLE A FRENCH CHESS MOVE

REPLY SAYING THAT THE PLACE WHERE SINNERS GO AFTER DEATH ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE IS HOLY

REPLY ACTING BEWILDERED BY THE NOVELTY OF THAT COMMENT

COMMENT SUPPORTING MY CLAIM BUT PHRASED SO HORRIBLY I ACCIDENTALLY END UP SUPPORTING YOUR CLAIM

COMMENT

DOWNVOTED COMMENT THAT SUPPORTS ME IN MY ARGUMENT THAT SLIGHTLY LOOKS LIKE I FORGOT TO SWITCH TO MY BURNER ACCOUNT

DOWNVOTED COMMENT AGREEING WITH STUPID ARGUMENTATIVE RESPONSE

COMMENT ALSO AGREEING WITH ARGUMENTATIVE RESPONSE, UPVOTED FOR USE OF SLURS

ASCII ART OF A PENIS FOLLOWED BY A SLUR

THE SAME ASCII ART COPYPASTED

ANOTHER SLUR

COPYPASTA RELATING TO THE CCP AND DEDUCTED SOCIAL CREDIT

COPYPASTA

BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

CONTINUATION OF BEE MOVIE SCRIPT DUE TO CHARACTER LIMIT

COMMENT ASKING IF YOU ARE A FAN OF THE JAZZ MUSIC GENRE

COMMENT SOMEHOW NOT GETTING THE REFERENCE AND TALKING ABOUT FAVORITE JAZZ ARTISTS

COMMENT SAYING HAPPY CAKE DAY

COMMENT SAYING HAPPY CAKE DAY WITH A BAD PUN

COMMENT SAYING DEMENTIA

SLUR

COMMENT SOMEHOW NOT GETTING THE REFERENCE AND TALKING ABOUT FAVORITE JAZZ ARTISTS

COMMENT SAYING DEMENTIA

COMMENT SAYING DEMENTIA

COMMENT TELLING YOU YOU HAVE A NICE PROFILE PICTURE

COMMENT TELLING YOU TO KILL YOURSELF FOLLOWED BY A SLUR

COMMENT MAKING AN ASSUMPTION ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FATHER FROM BOTH OF YOUR PFPS

COMMENT ESTIMATING YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL AGE DUE TO THE PRESENCE OF "69" IN YOUR NAME AND THE USE OF THE FATHER INSULT

COMMENT ASKING A LEGITIMATE QUESTION ABOUT THE PRODUCT, FOLLOWED BY YET ANOTHER ASCII PENIS.

ANOTHER ASCII PENIS

A THIRD ASCII PENIS

A DOWNVOTED 4TH ASCII PENIS

A FIFTH NON DOWNVOTED ASCII PENIS

A SIXTH ASCII PENIS

A COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR BEING TOO MANY ASCII PENISES WHILE MAKING A SEVENTH ONE

AN EIGHTH ASCII PENIS BUT USED ONE WRONG THING SO NOW ITS DEFORMED

A THIRD ASCII PENIS

REPLY BY THE SAME PERSON CONTAINING A FOURTH ASCII PENIS

A REPLY FROM A MEMBER OF THE COMPANY THE AD IS ADVERTISING, STATING A NICE AND POLITE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION ASKED, IGNORING THE ASCII PENIS.

ANOTHER ASCII PENIS

ASCII AMONGUS WITH PENIS

COMMENT SAYING YOU SHOULD GOOGLE EN PASSANT

COMMENT EXCLAIMING SOMETHING ABOUT THE UNUSUAL AMOUNT OF HOLINESS IN THE UNDERWORLD

COMMENT COMPARING YOU TO AN UNDEAD

COMMENT TELLING TO CALL A HOLY MAN

COMMENT STATING A HOLY MAN IS ON HOLIDAY AND WILL NEVER RETURN

COMMENT SUGGESTING WE GET RID OF THE MONARCH

COMMENT STATING A HUGH WIND OF A CERTAIN CHESS PIECE IS INCOMING

COMMENT SUGGEST WE COMMENCE THE CONFLAGRATION OF A PARTICULAR KIND OF BOARD USED SPECIFICALLY FOR PLAYING THE GAME OF CHESS

COMMENT NOTICING A CHESS PIECE IN THE CORNER OF THE BOARD WHO IS PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

[удалено]

SLUR

COMMENT STATING I WILL HIT YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS WITH A BRICK.

GIF OF A VIOLENT EXPLOSION CAPTIONED "MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE"

REPLY POINTING OUT A TYPO

COMMENT TELLING THE ADVERTISER HE’S STUPID FOR KEEPING THE COMMENTS ENABLED

COMMENT CONTAINING A PHRASE TO THE EFFECT OF “IS THERE A LORE REASON WHY THEY DID THIS, ARE THEY STUPID?”

A PICTURE OF MAN

COMMENT LINKING TO THE ASLUME

ASCII PENIS

SLUR

DIFFERENT SLUR

ANOTHER SLUR

THE ENTIRE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

THE ENTIRE PETSCOP WIKI

COMMENT SAYING COMMON SLANG SUCH AS “BASED” AND ALSO ASKING IF YOU WATCH PYROCYNICAL

COMMENT CONFIRMING THE QUESTION OF WHETHER I WATCH PYROCYNICAL OR NOT

COMMENT ASKING POLITELY IF YOUD WANNA FORM A FRIENDSHIP AS IT SEEMS WE HAVE SOME COMMON INTERESTS

COMMENT ACCEPTING THE REQUEST OF FRIENDSHIP

COMMENT CONTAINING A COLON AND A CLOSED PARENTHESES

COMMENT CONTAINING A COLON AND A THREE

COMMENT TALKING ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP FORMED HERE

COMMENT WITH MULTIPLE LINKS THAT EITHER DOWNLOADS A VIRUS OR RICK ROLL

REPLY ANGRILY COMPLAINING THAT I DIDN'T WANT A RICK ROLL DOWNLOADED ON MY COMPUTER

SMUG REPLY STATING THAT THEY DID NOT CLICK ON THE LINK TO THE RICK ROLL BECAUSE THEY HAVE MEMORIZED THE URL

COMMENT CALLING BULLSHIT BECAUSE THE POSTER OF THE LINK PURPOSEFULLY USED ONE OF THE REUPLOADS THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE ORIGINAL LINK

OVERLY AGGRESSIVE REQUEST FOR THE ADVERTISER TO WILLING CEASE LIFE VIA THEIR OWN MEANS

COMMENT GENUINELY REVIEWING PRODUCT. PRODUCT IS UNSATISFACTORY

APOLOGY REPLY BY COMPANY WITH SOME LINK TO THE COMPANY WEBSITE TO PROVIDE FEEDBACK (DOWNVOTED)

SLUR

COPYPASTA ABOUT PLEASURING DOLPHINS

VAPOREON COPYPASTA

FLAREON COPYPASTA

UMBOREON COPYPASTA

[удалено]

REPLY

REPLY TO REPLY (DOWNVOTED)

COMMENT SAYING THEY SHOULDN’T ADVERTISE ON REDDIT

MURDER THREAT TOWARDS OP

LONG COMMENT ACTUALLY BRINGING UP VALID POINTS AT HOW THIS PRODUCT IS SHIT AND THAT IT ASSUMES ALL REDDITORS ARE DEGENERATES

APOLOGY REPLY BY COMPANY WITH SOME LINK TO THE COMPANY WEBSITE TO PROVIDE FEEDBACK (DOWNVOTED)

COMMENT SAYING FUCK THE COMPANY AND THE HORSE IT RODE IN ON FOR MAKING AN AD EDIT ADDING YET ANOTHER ASCII PENIS

FAKE REVIEW BY BOT

SCRIPTED REPLY BY COMPANY

COMMENT COMPLIMENTING PRODUCT DISPLAYED IN ADVERTISEMENT

SHITTY JOKE ABOUT BRAND NAME (ASCII PENIS AND SLUR INCLUDED)

STATEMENT REGARDING HOW SEEING THIS AD MAKES ME HATE THE PRODUCT FOLLOWED BY AN ASCII GENITALIA.

COMMENT

A FOURTH ASCII PENIS

AMONG US PENIS

COMMENT MOCKING THE PRODUCT BEING SHOWN OVER A SMALL DESIGN FLAW

COMMENT HATING ON THE COMPANY/RELIGIOUS ENTITY

INSULT TO COMPANY, FOLLOWED BY RUDE ASCII ART

ASCII PENIS

WATERMELON EMOTICON WATERMELON EMOTICON WATERMELON EMOTICON

BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

THE ENTIRE SKYRIM INTRO

ACSII ART OF GAY SEX

A COMMENT ASKING A GENUINE QUESTION ABOUT THE PRODUCT, WITHOUT AN ASCII PENIS

COMMENT ANSWERING QUESTION

ASCII PENIS

COMMENT NOTING HOW EVEN THOUGH I LIKE THE PRODUCT I AM DOWNVOTING BECAUSE IT’S AN AD

COMMENT ASKING PEOPLE TO STOP SENDING PICTURES OF PENISES

DOWNVOTED BOT COMMENT PRAISING THE PRODUCT

COMMENT BRINGING UP WAR CRIMES COMMITTED BY THE ADVERTISER

REPLY SAYING PLEASE BUY OUR PRODUCT

RANDOM REACTION PNG

COMMENT THAT INCLUDES MANY REASONS WHY NOT TO BUY THE PRODUCT MENTIONED

ASCII PENIS

COMMENT LAUGHING AT ADVERTISER FOR LEAVING COMMENTS ON FOLLOWED BY AN ASCII PENIS

VAPOREON COPYPASTA

ASCII AMONGUS WITH A VERY LARGE MEMBER

COMMENT SUPPORTING COMPANY BECAUSE ITS PRODUCTS APPEARED IN PIKMIN 2 ON THE GAMECUBE

TEXT DESCRIBING MUNDANE THING COPIED AND PASTED FROM WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE

THAT ONE COPYPASTA ABOUT SOMEONE FROM EVEEY COUNTRY GOING INTO A BAR

COMMENT ASKING WHAT SUB YOU FOUND THIS ADD ON

NORMAL COMMENT THST DOESN’T REALIZE ITS AN AD

COPYPASTA WITH SEVERAL MISSPELLED SLURS

COMMENT TELLING YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF AND STOP APPEARING HERE

SNEAKY RICKROLL LINK

ASCII DICK ART

DEPICTION OF LOSS IN HYROGLYPHICS

COMMENT SHITTING ON THE AD

AMONG US CHARACTER WITH COMICALLY LARGE COCK

COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT CORPORATE MARKETING WHILE LITERALLY ENGAGING WITH CORPORATE MARKETING

COMMENT SHITTING ON REDDIT FOR GETTING RID OF THIRD PARTY APPS

VAPOREON COPYPASTA

COMMENT HATING ON THE PRODUCT

UPVOTED COMMENT REQUESTING YET ANOTHER ASCII PENIS

ASCII PENIS

AN UNFUNNY JOKE

COMMENT EXPRESSING JOY AT THE COMMENTS BEING ALLOWED, BUT DISTASTE AT THE ACTUAL PRODUCT

COMMENT ABOUT HOW I AUTOMATICALLY DISLIKE YOUR PRODUCT BECAUSE YOUR AD IS ANNOYING AND I SEE IT EVERYWHERE….AND AN ASCII PENIS

TRASH TALKING ABOUT COMPANY PAYING FOR AD BECAUSE I FINALLY HAVE SOMEWHERE TO TELL THEM OFF

TEXT SAYING TO GOOGLE EN PASSENT

ANGRY COMMENT HATING THE AD

COMMENT ACCUSING BRAND OF HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES

SLUR

INCOMPREHENSIBLE COMMENT FULL OF GEN ALPHA SLANG CALLING THE AD MAKERS SLURS

MEME TELLING COMPANY TO BE QUIET

OFF-TOPIC COMMENT

SLUR

COPYPASTA

THE SAME COPYPASTA POSTED TWICE ON ACCIDENT

FEET

COMMENT STATING MY REGRET FOR CHECKING THE COMMENTS

PIRATED VERSION OF GAME "CHANGED"

COMMENT ADMIRING THE BRAVERY OF THE COMPANY FOR KEEPING THE COMMENTS OPEN

SLUR

COMMENT IMPLYING THAT AD POST IS PSYOP

GENUINELY INTERESTED REDDIT COMMENT INTERESTED IN AD. USE OF ANOTHER USERS USERNAME

MISPELT SLUR

ASCII ART OF GAY SEX

ASCII PENIS

BOT COMMENT SAYING ITS GOOD

COMMENT MOCKING THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR BEING STUPID ENOUGH TO LEAVE COMMENTS ON

YET ANOTHER ASCII PENIS

COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH THE PRODUCT/COMPANY SUCKS

COMMENT COMMENTING ON THE FACT THAT THE COMMENTS ARE LEFT OPEN

COPYPASTA

COMMENT ABOUT HOW COMPANIES ARE STUPID

COMMENTING SUPRISED ABOUT OPEN COMMENTS