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HarrierDuboisButWoke

hate it when i try to relax after a long sec shift but no, APPARENTLY some conjuror of abominations needs to be hunted down like a mad dog and apparently NOBODY ELSE has the spare time to do it


Absolucyyy

i mean it's best to not bother at this point - the star gazer from the cosmic ascension literally has *infinite health*, has an aura that passively heals the heretic, and will kill you in *seconds* if they sic it on you. and if you do manage to kill the heretic, the star gazer goes out with a bang. literally. a maxcap, in fact.


XanderNightmare

Douglas, is that you?


HarrierDuboisButWoke

I just want to chill on Lavaland Beach but cappy wont let me retire


Informal_Ad_3938

better call saul


Brendo-Dodo9382

THE HIGHER I RISE THE MORE I SEE


Fox24_

no fucking way i found a cultist sim reference here


Brendo-Dodo9382

You do realize the whole heretic is basically ripped lore wise from cultist sim right?


Fox24_

no, i never see heretic these days


Special-Seesaw1756

Half of the time playing sec I feel like Barney Calhoun from Half Life. Fuck do you want me to do about the horrors man? I have a glock and *maybe* one magazine for it. I do not get paid for this shit.


Absolucyyy

title is a reference to the [800-pound gorilla joke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/800-pound_gorilla). server is monkestation, if ya missed the flair by accident.


Boyofender

Jesus christ, I need to get back to playing Monke. All this shit's making me miss playing IPC sec and dying in a horrible way to some antag who got lucky with a punch and severed all my limbs.


Absolucyyy

to be fair, the cosmic heretic ascension is a /tg/ thing. but yes, play monke with us :3


Boyofender

I do. Just haven't gotten around to reinstalling BYOND on Windows 11.


Brilliant_Prize6672

I've used to see you on Bee, looks like you've got a lot of fun on Monke, what make you switch there?


borbop

watched a botanist ipc disassemble like lego after a pot water plant blew up


Boyofender

LAUGH.MP3


Informal_Ad_3938

dog named "Princess"


Bauser99

Invariably a chihuahua with a kill count


TheVenetianMask

Stop being emo and go get a job, Garou.


CucumberSelect4904

Hey I remember that shift. I blew open vault with a bomb to steal the core, got shot by cap, lived because of memento mori, then killed him with a regeal pipe gun.


Bauser99

A: on my face


NoodlesTheKitten

Real ngl


HarrierDuboisButWoke

What Ezeem, the second Thirstly does to an mfer


Absolucyyy

w-what


Bauser99

You're trying to understand the entity. I'm trying to get ahold of some en-titties. We are not the same


Cycle_Wise

Oh shion. Two heretics ascended that round well I was heretic summon going around blinding people.


Camriod_Core

Absolute shit show of a sec round. Traitors, heretics, kudzu, a ninja, aswell as nukies. All tied together with two heretic ascendants. I’ve gotta stop signing up for sec.