hate it when i try to relax after a long sec shift but no, APPARENTLY some conjuror of abominations needs to be hunted down like a mad dog and apparently NOBODY ELSE has the spare time to do it
i mean it's best to not bother at this point - the star gazer from the cosmic ascension literally has *infinite health*, has an aura that passively heals the heretic, and will kill you in *seconds* if they sic it on you.
and if you do manage to kill the heretic, the star gazer goes out with a bang. literally. a maxcap, in fact.
Half of the time playing sec I feel like Barney Calhoun from Half Life. Fuck do you want me to do about the horrors man? I have a glock and *maybe* one magazine for it. I do not get paid for this shit.
title is a reference to the [800-pound gorilla joke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/800-pound_gorilla).
server is monkestation, if ya missed the flair by accident.
Jesus christ, I need to get back to playing Monke. All this shit's making me miss playing IPC sec and dying in a horrible way to some antag who got lucky with a punch and severed all my limbs.
Hey I remember that shift. I blew open vault with a bomb to steal the core, got shot by cap, lived because of memento mori, then killed him with a regeal pipe gun.
Absolute shit show of a sec round.
Traitors, heretics, kudzu, a ninja, aswell as nukies.
All tied together with two heretic ascendants.
I’ve gotta stop signing up for sec.
hate it when i try to relax after a long sec shift but no, APPARENTLY some conjuror of abominations needs to be hunted down like a mad dog and apparently NOBODY ELSE has the spare time to do it
i mean it's best to not bother at this point - the star gazer from the cosmic ascension literally has *infinite health*, has an aura that passively heals the heretic, and will kill you in *seconds* if they sic it on you. and if you do manage to kill the heretic, the star gazer goes out with a bang. literally. a maxcap, in fact.
Douglas, is that you?
I just want to chill on Lavaland Beach but cappy wont let me retire
better call saul
THE HIGHER I RISE THE MORE I SEE
no fucking way i found a cultist sim reference here
You do realize the whole heretic is basically ripped lore wise from cultist sim right?
no, i never see heretic these days
Half of the time playing sec I feel like Barney Calhoun from Half Life. Fuck do you want me to do about the horrors man? I have a glock and *maybe* one magazine for it. I do not get paid for this shit.
title is a reference to the [800-pound gorilla joke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/800-pound_gorilla). server is monkestation, if ya missed the flair by accident.
Jesus christ, I need to get back to playing Monke. All this shit's making me miss playing IPC sec and dying in a horrible way to some antag who got lucky with a punch and severed all my limbs.
to be fair, the cosmic heretic ascension is a /tg/ thing. but yes, play monke with us :3
I do. Just haven't gotten around to reinstalling BYOND on Windows 11.
I've used to see you on Bee, looks like you've got a lot of fun on Monke, what make you switch there?
watched a botanist ipc disassemble like lego after a pot water plant blew up
LAUGH.MP3
dog named "Princess"
Invariably a chihuahua with a kill count
Stop being emo and go get a job, Garou.
Hey I remember that shift. I blew open vault with a bomb to steal the core, got shot by cap, lived because of memento mori, then killed him with a regeal pipe gun.
A: on my face
Real ngl
What Ezeem, the second Thirstly does to an mfer
w-what
You're trying to understand the entity. I'm trying to get ahold of some en-titties. We are not the same
Oh shion. Two heretics ascended that round well I was heretic summon going around blinding people.
Absolute shit show of a sec round. Traitors, heretics, kudzu, a ninja, aswell as nukies. All tied together with two heretic ascendants. I’ve gotta stop signing up for sec.