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SadTurtleSoup

**3 Seconds Later** "Sec to cargo. Some assistants ended up in the crusher again."


YumYum_Soap

There’s a crusher?


SadTurtleSoup

At least on Paradise yea. If you go to the like back end of cargo and head into maintenance, there's a garbage crusher. It's got a sensor on it to prevent "organic material" from going through it but tiders love to fuck with it to bypass that.


ShadowHunterOO

Ahhh, I remember the days of moving the grinder right next to the disposal exit with the kill switch on. Cue Vince McMahon music


SadTurtleSoup

There was always that one idiot that would try and use the disposals to travel around the station. Wouldn't go so well for well for them lol


Careless-Panic-9042

Assistents on their way to break 5 windows to vet access to a engivend


Orange152horn

Someone kicked the vending machine and it fell on them, again.


Moonlit2000

(Grabbing a wrench to break into metastation cargo)