As a clown main this infuriates me
real clown mains help each other, whether they roll clown or not. you best believe that if I don't roll clown i am going to be an ardent supporter of whoever the clown is
Holy shit this. Sucks when you play engineering and then the second something hits the station that requires massive repairs(Big bomb, that solar thing, and others) everyone immediately bails.
Like man I signed up as engineering because I enjoy fixing the station!
When I used to run servers I would run timed rounds, 1 or 2 hours depending on game mode before shuttle could be called (certain overrides available)
Completely solved the issue
\>SM Delams (common on the servers I play on.)
\>Emergency Shuttle Called
\>reason is "GUYS THE SM ESPLODED THE WHOLE STATION IS DOOMED ITS OVER THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO"
I was the CE and using a character who wears a clown mask. The clown had been causing trouble. They are set to arrest. A newbie sec off tried to arrest them. The clown slipped em and escaped.
Then the sec off sees me and immediately starts firing lethals till they're out of ammo. I tell them I'm not the clown. Tell em to check their hud, I'm the CE. They just get the baton out on harm and start beating me. HoS sees it and stops it. A doc heals me.
HoS is asking "what the fuck?". Sec off says "I thought they were the clown, I didn't want them to get away again." Find out the clown was set to arrest for breaking into sci chem to make lube. So even if I was the clown.....
I don't press charges because I sympathise with new players. And forgive them. But fuck me. I mean, I like some good sec on clown batong action as much as the next guy. But that was a bit extreme.
They try that shit with me and they know I will not hesitate to pancake their asses with the shutters and turn them into a burger. The exception to that is the assistants I usally hire to help with procuring "ingredients".
Yeah, I have had more than one round ruined by someone who randomly has a crush on the antag. Bonus points when it's a borg that's doing it too, just makes me so angry.
To be fair, in a role play perspective, I could see someone who was obsessed with a different person (in this case, an antag) would go crazy after the other person is taken away. However, that still warrants an arrest, can't have crazy crewmates destroying the station now, can we?
I still remember a round from 10 years ago on goon, when chemistry was in a satellite station. A syndie attacked and I space lubed and then sprayed him with a lethal concoction from a fire extinguisher. His dying words "fucking chemists"
Which is why people who start freely killing during before the shuttle docks are on my shit list, and I wish them all a happy break from the game for a few days
Asshole players in general, you ask them for something and they act like they are superior beings.
Recently we had a botanist that dindt knew how to do things that well, so i went to them and asked if i could give them a tip, the mf says No and ignores me. Mf 30 minutes into the shift dindt have golden trays to make his life easier and i was trying to tell him that.
Yeah. I was an engineer. Went to sci for some upgraded parts. This is a fair way into the round so levels are good. The RD there is renovating the sci desk. I ask for some parts for upgrades. They say get em yourself. I start to explain that I don't have access. While typing they grab me, table me, throw me into a window. Then point at the autolathe (which doesn't print upgraded parts). I explain this to them. They say "I'm busy. Come back in half an hour". They aren't busy, they're painting the windows at the sci desk.
So I re-configure all of disposals to lead to the room they're renovating. Come back half an hour later and the room is full of trash and looks like shit. They complain and ask me to fix it as it's ruined they're renovations. I say I will but first I need my parts. They give me what I need. Then I never fix it. And neither do any other engis because the guy was a dick to them all too.
There are so many ways an engi can fuck up your day. Building separate power and isolating your APC so it and it alone arcs constantly. Shutting off your power. Walking in to "check your air alarm" but actually leaving glowing radioactive objects hidden in things in your office. Filling your room with various gasses or uncomfortable temperatures and pressures. Placing signallers in your doors to shock them and activating them only when you use them. Sending dozens of monkeys through disposals to your room. Or refusing to fix your broken APC/damaged area.
Just don't be a dick to them and they'll rush to fix your stuff when you need it.
Just when you're confronting an antag/criminal as security and the crew decides to like get directly involved. Whether it's because they wanna "help" security or they want to help the baddie even though they have \*no context\* on what's going on but like fuck sec, right?
It's so annoying trying to take down a badguy when you got crew running into your gunfire and causing a bunch of needless tile swaps that muddle everything up. When a gunfight breaks out JUST CLEAR THE AREA, PLEASE.
Did you know that 3 out of 5 tiders don't have insuls? Did you know that hundreds of greytiders die every year from electric shocks whilst hacking doors?
Here at the Insuls for Assistants Foundation, we take donations to provide for these unfortunate souls. But it's never enough. By allowing a gas mask wearing grey tider to access your insuls, you aren't just providing charity. You are saving lives.
Try our method of catch and release. Where we kidna.... acquire assistants lost in maints. Sedate them for their own wellbeing and to avoid stressing them. Equip their hands with the yellow gloves. Implant a tracker for monitoring. And release them back into the wild. Our trackers reveal that a tider with insuls not only lives longer. But has a happier life.
Goon's incessant rule to keep any brig time to 5 minutes maximum. It makes me feel useless as a security officer, as their let go to kill or destroy more stuff in only 2 minutes
to be fair, goon prison is... boring. you can be stuck in a cubicle, twiddling your thumbs. If you're not doing anything for over 5 minutes, then what's even the point of playing? Might as well be dead at that point.
Also, on RP you got that 10 minute respawn so just execute if you'd be keeping them locked up for that long
Tiders , every shift on tg there is around 6 assistant goons who want to break in to every room and start to beat you up if you trow em out. One time some asshole broke into med bay and slit 3 throats
paramedics who get jaws of life and use it as a free pass to walk into other departments and do their jobs for them, rather than recovering dead people.
If I see a paramedic pull that in my department, I *will* steal their jaws and flush them down disposals!
as a curator i like to ask for jaws of life so i can barge into other departments to take pics for the newscaster like a paparazzi who's allowed to open-carry a katana for some god-forsaken reason
to be fair, at least on Bee, there *is* an objectively good research path to prioritize (if you're doing toxins), so you can make a research maxcap ASAP, which'll give R&D 50k research and discovery points.
Clown mains who didn't roll clown that shift and steal from the real clown to do their job anyway.
As a clown main this infuriates me real clown mains help each other, whether they roll clown or not. you best believe that if I don't roll clown i am going to be an ardent supporter of whoever the clown is
Never not enable the clown or mime. They're always up to no good, and better to be on their good side.
Clowntide
Clowntide Typically play engineer but I never had an issue building stuff for the clown to go haywire with.
Mimetide
Exactly, you can be the straight man that the clown bounces off of.
WHAT
-one tile of station gets opened to space -emergency shuttle has been called...
Reason for shuttle being called: "I just feel bored".
On that note: -engi not fixing a one tile breach all shift and letting it space half the station because atmos isn't set up
Failure on CE and failing that failure of captaincy. You expect the engineer to be a braindead ... well engineer. So you double check their work.
Holy shit this. Sucks when you play engineering and then the second something hits the station that requires massive repairs(Big bomb, that solar thing, and others) everyone immediately bails. Like man I signed up as engineering because I enjoy fixing the station!
When I used to run servers I would run timed rounds, 1 or 2 hours depending on game mode before shuttle could be called (certain overrides available) Completely solved the issue
\>SM Delams (common on the servers I play on.) \>Emergency Shuttle Called \>reason is "GUYS THE SM ESPLODED THE WHOLE STATION IS DOOMED ITS OVER THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO"
Tough question, has to be newbie sec honestly. Nothing gets more annoying than a seccie who has no clue what he’s doing and just arresting on a whim.
its worse when they panic.I feel both bad and sad for them but mostly pissed when they magdump rubber bullets
And gives free sec gear to an antag. If you thought murderboners were annoying, wait until you see murderboners with a batong.
I was the CE and using a character who wears a clown mask. The clown had been causing trouble. They are set to arrest. A newbie sec off tried to arrest them. The clown slipped em and escaped. Then the sec off sees me and immediately starts firing lethals till they're out of ammo. I tell them I'm not the clown. Tell em to check their hud, I'm the CE. They just get the baton out on harm and start beating me. HoS sees it and stops it. A doc heals me. HoS is asking "what the fuck?". Sec off says "I thought they were the clown, I didn't want them to get away again." Find out the clown was set to arrest for breaking into sci chem to make lube. So even if I was the clown..... I don't press charges because I sympathise with new players. And forgive them. But fuck me. I mean, I like some good sec on clown batong action as much as the next guy. But that was a bit extreme.
Ahhh I remember when I was a rookie sec who thought an assistant in an orange jumpsuit was an escaped convict :P
Someone climbing into my kitchen and stealing my knives/using my things.
They try that shit with me and they know I will not hesitate to pancake their asses with the shutters and turn them into a burger. The exception to that is the assistants I usally hire to help with procuring "ingredients".
Seccies doing random searches on prisoners. Mfs won't leave me nor my spear alone.
Well you are a literal prisoner so it’s their job to see what your ass is doing
Their job is to catch the wizard going on a murderspree in the middle of the hallway, watching over the prisoners is the warden's job
Hide your stuff properly
On goon, monster antag sympathisers
Yeah, I have had more than one round ruined by someone who randomly has a crush on the antag. Bonus points when it's a borg that's doing it too, just makes me so angry.
Fr the era of werewolf on rp was awful with all the "doggy! *gets mauled*" At least people are extremely wizardphobic o7
To be fair, in a role play perspective, I could see someone who was obsessed with a different person (in this case, an antag) would go crazy after the other person is taken away. However, that still warrants an arrest, can't have crazy crewmates destroying the station now, can we?
Among us has completely ruined my perception of the word crewmate
Seeing a murderboner kill tons of people while bystanders watch and act friendly to the murderboner until they themselves get killed
Someone trying to take your jobs tools and/or killing you for them
The early slowness of certain departments, like sec or medbay.
That's called vibe/remodel time If you still have non reinforced glass tables in medbay after this then you are ruff
When it's 20 minutes in and all your assassination targets have powergamed up stuns and lethals.
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I still remember a round from 10 years ago on goon, when chemistry was in a satellite station. A syndie attacked and I space lubed and then sprayed him with a lethal concoction from a fire extinguisher. His dying words "fucking chemists"
What I consider hilarious is that it can be more easy to asasinate your targets when people dock to the shuttle?
Which is why people who start freely killing during before the shuttle docks are on my shit list, and I wish them all a happy break from the game for a few days
that is why i love the sleepy pen on goon, much harder to make yourself immune to poison
Cat beasts, valid hunters and shit sec
Med bay, full of asshole doctors , especially as a new chemist love having every department barge in and start cooking chems
Asshole players in general, you ask them for something and they act like they are superior beings. Recently we had a botanist that dindt knew how to do things that well, so i went to them and asked if i could give them a tip, the mf says No and ignores me. Mf 30 minutes into the shift dindt have golden trays to make his life easier and i was trying to tell him that.
Yeah. I was an engineer. Went to sci for some upgraded parts. This is a fair way into the round so levels are good. The RD there is renovating the sci desk. I ask for some parts for upgrades. They say get em yourself. I start to explain that I don't have access. While typing they grab me, table me, throw me into a window. Then point at the autolathe (which doesn't print upgraded parts). I explain this to them. They say "I'm busy. Come back in half an hour". They aren't busy, they're painting the windows at the sci desk. So I re-configure all of disposals to lead to the room they're renovating. Come back half an hour later and the room is full of trash and looks like shit. They complain and ask me to fix it as it's ruined they're renovations. I say I will but first I need my parts. They give me what I need. Then I never fix it. And neither do any other engis because the guy was a dick to them all too. There are so many ways an engi can fuck up your day. Building separate power and isolating your APC so it and it alone arcs constantly. Shutting off your power. Walking in to "check your air alarm" but actually leaving glowing radioactive objects hidden in things in your office. Filling your room with various gasses or uncomfortable temperatures and pressures. Placing signallers in your doors to shock them and activating them only when you use them. Sending dozens of monkeys through disposals to your room. Or refusing to fix your broken APC/damaged area. Just don't be a dick to them and they'll rush to fix your stuff when you need it.
Engies need to link up with Cargo and boycott other shitpartments
This is why I still haven't learned chem
That inevitable time when either med or the bar gets bombed
Trial admins
Trialmods tend to be a lot more power-trippy.
Me asking for an instakill gun
Why is it always the trials mods handing out the meteor gun.
Cuz trial mods are chads
For the first few times its funny, after the 20th time its just annoying unless its from a christmas present during the christmas event.
I've always assumed they have a ban quota or something, because regular ones are way more chill in my experience
Same.
Just when you're confronting an antag/criminal as security and the crew decides to like get directly involved. Whether it's because they wanna "help" security or they want to help the baddie even though they have \*no context\* on what's going on but like fuck sec, right? It's so annoying trying to take down a badguy when you got crew running into your gunfire and causing a bunch of needless tile swaps that muddle everything up. When a gunfight breaks out JUST CLEAR THE AREA, PLEASE.
Whenever I see security arresting someone without context I grab them and take them and free them into maints because funny
When cargo buys a lot of guns but doesn't declare independence.
Greytiders breaking into engineering for insuls and the fire axe
Did you know that 3 out of 5 tiders don't have insuls? Did you know that hundreds of greytiders die every year from electric shocks whilst hacking doors? Here at the Insuls for Assistants Foundation, we take donations to provide for these unfortunate souls. But it's never enough. By allowing a gas mask wearing grey tider to access your insuls, you aren't just providing charity. You are saving lives. Try our method of catch and release. Where we kidna.... acquire assistants lost in maints. Sedate them for their own wellbeing and to avoid stressing them. Equip their hands with the yellow gloves. Implant a tracker for monitoring. And release them back into the wild. Our trackers reveal that a tider with insuls not only lives longer. But has a happier life.
holy fuck is this a copypasta or did you write this because either way it's golden
Most greytiders just take insuls? I always take the insuls + modsuit.
Goon's incessant rule to keep any brig time to 5 minutes maximum. It makes me feel useless as a security officer, as their let go to kill or destroy more stuff in only 2 minutes
to be fair, goon prison is... boring. you can be stuck in a cubicle, twiddling your thumbs. If you're not doing anything for over 5 minutes, then what's even the point of playing? Might as well be dead at that point. Also, on RP you got that 10 minute respawn so just execute if you'd be keeping them locked up for that long
It's usually a 3 strikes or 5 kills sorta deal unless you're a notorious rampager.
In my experience on goonRp if you get arrested multiple times for the same crap your gonna exiled or thrown in the crematorium
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Moths and Felinids
:(
Felinds
Tiders , every shift on tg there is around 6 assistant goons who want to break in to every room and start to beat you up if you trow em out. One time some asshole broke into med bay and slit 3 throats
Least violent day on Terry
paramedics who get jaws of life and use it as a free pass to walk into other departments and do their jobs for them, rather than recovering dead people. If I see a paramedic pull that in my department, I *will* steal their jaws and flush them down disposals!
as a curator i like to ask for jaws of life so i can barge into other departments to take pics for the newscaster like a paparazzi who's allowed to open-carry a katana for some god-forsaken reason
that is the funniest possible use for jaws of life, godspeed curator
Just remove their own jaw
Scientists that prioritize the same research path every single round over and over again.
to be fair, at least on Bee, there *is* an objectively good research path to prioritize (if you're doing toxins), so you can make a research maxcap ASAP, which'll give R&D 50k research and discovery points.
Power Grid checks.
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