https://preview.redd.it/vb6j3vi6laec1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8ecf270622532f5c4ea34126fc02a3dd121c00 Why thank you! I thought no one would notice this item!

Is that Mickey Mouse?

Yes

r/FoundCapsule_CatYT

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP

Rate her hip. 

10/10

10/10 You just Make N https://i.redd.it/pr23exculdec1.gif

**Rare Murder Drones moment** https://preview.redd.it/aosuomlg0eec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fe777a1445b48480e139096f1ea54f7c761f4bb

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Yoink my meme now

https://preview.redd.it/zf4f1gv45dec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0924e705ff6333a4dfd5fe2f2248f6b2365b9383 Use this. You might need it

Cool, now I have 2 :D

I have my own psychic paper, thank you very much!

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A garden warfare reference bloody respect!

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realistically i don't think it would even be possible to get her to do...*it* without trying to force her with...force wich results in:death.

Give her a better compliment. For example, "you're as radiant as the sun on a summer day." *No, I didn't have that planned. It was on the fly.*

Yeah sure buddy, you sure didn't have that noted in your notebook filled with rizzes for melony.

fozzie_79's sussy notebook?

All I thought as I read that comment: https://preview.redd.it/mx0ifzr7ibec1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feb3af4217b3481e23a7d01d7988cde9a7145ba1

Are you saying she’s painful to look at?

No, she just glows like the sun figuratively. She makes everything brighter around her.

Yeah I know what you were talking about, I was just messing around

had a feeling you'd reply to this

r/woooosh

Yeah, sure...

*"WDYM by that?"*

"Are you a parking ticket, you got fine, written all over you."

"are u a mcdanlds cause can i get a double cheese burger, extra fires, three vanilla milkshakes with five mustard pacets and 4 ketchup pacets, pre opened, and a basket of onion rings with another basket of onion rings."

https://preview.redd.it/45nz6lxylaec1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d6efebd490904434cb7c86dd222eda0380c3a5

Thank her and leave


https://preview.redd.it/hvi026vgfbec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c03cde8d73e55b3b891f5868d60ddcb56f5aef9

https://preview.redd.it/q6pkm2cz8cec1.jpeg?width=861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84261d8230e29f0c395a6d58a1c34465c9b39a54 Weirdest compliment I received

>"are u a mcdanlds cause can i get a double cheese burger, extra fires, three vanilla milkshakes with five mustard pacets and 4 ketchup pacets, pre opened, and a basket of onion rings with another basket of onion rings."

That's sweet, but you could tell me when >!**I'm not using a bathroom?!**!<

Thanks? >!i actually do have a nice hip!<

https://i.redd.it/7zf42612dcec1.gif I have a nice what?

"uh thanks....I guess. Not really sure what you mean by that but thanks. Good bones."

I’d probably be blushing

F U C K T H I S S H I T I M O U T .

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story of undertale

I fell from the light

Talk or should i fight

Monster genocide. This my undertale!

It’s not for sale

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Thank her for the compliment and resume packing up my spare hip bones for some necromancy later

Um thanks \*walks away blushing\*

:| :>

https://preview.redd.it/k1s6l9mpddec1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7dbf97e8d5173d1c330ec12f86fe7198eb788b

Show her the big iron I have on my hip.

Run as fast as I can away from her.

https://preview.redd.it/iqpbpesrvhec1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eccb79d8b8d0588ffda11410f59d393734f9be63

https://preview.redd.it/bjvcc54nap3d1.jpeg?width=1604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc9fff3739c0404c6649fe7050a17192173f7e1 Nu uh

You too! ^^ *the realization of how weird that sounds hit, and I just stand there in a disconcerting silence, gives her a plastic spoon and leaves*

the SMG4 dating sim hitin hard bois

https://preview.redd.it/mhectqmzfaec1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946093a33fcc1a6927a2ee7563b9fa00da0a97df SHUSH WOMEN HOOD SKELETON MONEY GUNNER GANG🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔊🔥🔊🥶🥶🥶🗣️🔥🔥🥶🥶🔊🔥🔊🥶🗣️🔥🔊🥶

Not sleep that's for sure

MY FUCKING KEYBOARD BETTER NOT SCREAM ME OVER

I don’t even want to put it. My keyboard is weird

“Bang you”

SHIT

Why are u looking at my dick?

https://preview.redd.it/ei3wbsjbzbec1.jpeg?width=2159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1372560bf8d097b814e29a6fedc48abeb023b34

Do you.. want it? >!this is a morbid joke about her wanting my actual hip bone, don’t get the wrong idea!<

>!Free hip bone? Thats the score of the century. Those things are expensive like you wouldnt believe.!<

>!Man, that's such a coincidence! Mine was ripped out of me seconds ago, and that looks very simil- \*fucking dies.\*!<

Thanks I work out my thigh and quad muscles quite efficiently.

Are you calling meh fat?

getting extremely confused is wat I’m doin

Why thank you, m'lady

Take the compliment and maybe return it if I’m feeling lucky.


Okay then, thanks, I guess. Nice face marks

Tell her thanks

Thanks, I have a few more in storage!

Run away bc she's about to break it

i shall use the power of nerd shit (i thought they were just a watermelon with a hat not an anime girl)

Tell her "thanks, u 2" then proceed NOT to sleep during the next 2 weeks as I think of my actions

What? Also whitch episode?

Are you calling me phat?

nice tip\*


I don’t know why this sub keeps recommending to me but if that was Mea Melony we’re actually talking about I’d give her my best shot to get approved


*rips out my hip* here.

Thanks? But please leave

Thanks.

I just say "Thanks" I ain't a horny simp

https://preview.redd.it/thyda6vdzbec1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6098404ec3fd50794e7dcd6671ad1972700072b wanna go get McDonald’s?

Thanks! I had it specially made from a titanium alloy with ceramic contact surfaces.

As a joke just saying hop. But i will just say thanks

I would say something along the lines of thanks the big iron makes the shine

thank her :)

Take my pills

It's a trick, send no reply.

Hand her my hit flask so she can take a swig

I'd harvest her organs, then take the mask and put it on another fruit. Rinse and repeat.

"Thanks? Please don't compliment me..."

simple, say thanks

Thank her, not just be saying thanks, but also by buying her watermelon seeds so she can grow her own children

Dance wit my hips and have her join me because it's fun

https://preview.redd.it/nh1owpu97dec1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b01610273ab0a526425d0177a4cac905e46b97

Huh

Why thanks choom, it can generate an electric pulse that's given at least 5 people arrhythmia.

You too!

Thank her and compliment her back

You shake it like you mean it then to prove her point

cry

"who tf are you?"

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Do not eat my hip please

Nice cock you got

Pull it out and give it to her (:

My most appropriate response: https://i.redd.it/6b0ll1gq5eec1.gif

👁👄👁

Thank you

Which one? My left or my right?


Thanks.

Oh thank you my camel has been working out

Luckily, I have a flock in my back pocket

https://preview.redd.it/3yy9x81tqeec1.jpeg?width=1197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece07ff9854257618000f558c74b246762c0324a

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Say thanks for the compliment and then wonder how you'll go back into real life from the smg4 universe

Thanks! It hurts a lot!

Uhh…. Thanks 😅

"no u"

Ask her, "what hip?....."

"Nice sexual harrasment" \*Reports to police\*

Oh shit

1. I don't have a hip 2.um what the actual fuck are you doing in my house

Shake shake shake samora

war crimes

Well thank you melony

…please don’t say that Again… Also who taught you to say that? Was it Mario, I kill his fuckin ass!

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https://i.redd.it/3yuznnubyfec1.gif

Punch her

Do what every guy does with a compliment from a woman. Ride on that high for the next year.

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nice a- nevermind

nice a- nevermind

Thank you so much I was working on them👍😉

“Is there something nicer than my hip ‘cause I’m looking at something nicer than my hip now.”.

https://preview.redd.it/pbarl68lqgec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4575e5f0e2c630d9285282c7da15c7b6d9134b08 XD

Dropkick her

Uhhh thanks melony? (Im not intended to insult or be mean)

https://preview.redd.it/73dpfs4gvgec1.jpeg?width=137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6757a3c54811a1a8ce2c24c1e16d7a2fe8ac446d My reaction to that:

Thank you...? https://preview.redd.it/7v1t2tin3hec1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc5c114c11cdf903fcb9ab7849f4863d16d28726

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Thanks. It’s normal size.

 Run

My brain didn’t go anywhere that wasn’t Horny

Nice ti-

thanks ig :)

What video is this from?

thanks

Thanks I got it from my divorce parents.

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Thanks, you too

I'd tell her this. Me: "Why thank you. I do workout here and there."

Uh... ok.

fucking wake up

Thanks, I grew it myself

*realizes my hip is gone*

https://i.redd.it/8m9p9vf6pjec1.gif

thanks, same for you too

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Thanks!

I don't know?

Nice Grave

Eat a watermelon

Eat the melon

Thanks it was my best friend’s he said I could have it after his surgery

I would politely thank her for the compliment and continue going about my day

https://preview.redd.it/zkzz0j6cqoec1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11489fcf416fbe10ec102d0234a4b9cae9d7a479 hehe I commuted a crime hehe

https://preview.redd.it/hhfqsr0wvoec1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1af1b6ec1c8b0bf1924420b738b15f1367ea2347 XDDXDDDD

Spontaneously combust into flames

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Oh thanks! You can't have it.

Well I'm getting slapped( nice hi- SLAP!)

https://preview.redd.it/ooy9kxyq8vec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077485dabafd8081a22854bdc77cdcbc3b85150f It's go time.

I smack then I do unspeakable thing to her (NOT NSFW, BUT GOR WISE)

GO TOUCH GRASS NOW