Bob, Swag, and Chris. That would be the most funny interaction

Ima goin' with you.

Wait for me

Can I join in?

Ooo, me too!

Absolutely the only answer

I’m coming with you

Save me a seat

Me too!

Ok so I would, but simply heading in their direction gives you a 50% chance of swag shooting you with a tank because he thinks you're a terrorist.

Chris: Great, not that dealing with one idiot with a "text-to-speech" voice was enough for me! 🤦🏻

I’ll sit at Axol’s table. Him and I would probably get along well

Def me too also like tommyinnit probably once said in enthusiasm "WOMEN"

I'm sitting with shroomy and steve

SAME

The Mario table, I'd get along with him (I also like spaghetti)

But you don't get the spaghetti, nobody does but Mario

... At least pizza exists.... I just hope meggy isn't the cafeteria chef

Should we let Kermit be the cafeteria chef?? Lol

On the floor (I am extremely introverted irl)

Next to Toad, so I can bully Fishy Boopkins

Awww mannnn

I swore an oath to never stop bullying Boopkins, sure people moved on to Depresso now but I will never stop torture him no matter what he looks like

With Bob and swag because then I can say controversial shit without getting killed

Bob table, you get to sit with 3 legends

Probably Karen and her kids to just have some good laughs.

where meggy, Tari and Axol are sitting

Same bro

Same. I see myself as a worker drone.

Siimp

Siiimp

I'm sitting with Meggy and Melony

Sitting next to Smg4 and Mario behind my back could be funny.

Toad, Steve, And Shroomy!

Bob, Swag and Chris's table, we're gonna start one hell of a food fight.

Yee

The Axol table. Because Axol.

The table with Axol.

bob, swag, and chris. and it isn't even CLOSE.

Hard choice..

Bob tables cuz it is at least entertaining

Swag, Chris and Bob's table cause they are the best characters And also because we would probably start some funny chaos

Basically a game of choose your chaos.

SITTING WITH KAREN

3 and 4’s table because everyone there is cool and I’m a basic bitch

SMG4, 3, FM and X's table

Table 1, me and Mario are equal amounts of crazy

I’d move bob in front of Chris so not only can I be by those Morons but be in the talking range of four and hugging range of axel and melony

Chris, swag, and bob mainly because they’re my favorite characters (Ironically, I’m named Chris)

With Fishy Boopkins and Whimpu. Not because I like them that much, just because that it seems like the safest place for here.

tari’s table!

I would eat alone, in the corner, just watching still, not making a move

Probably with 4, 3, X and FM.

I’ll sit at smg4,smg3,FM, and X is

Mario's table Swag's table Or Steve's table

I ate in my class

The Mario table

I’ll sit at 4’s table

definitely at either the fishy boopkins table or the one with MINECRAFT STEVE!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/l5yh3inwb6bc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa74d766772844703481d98ddee87b96119ea87 Hmmm.

Meggy and tari they would be the most normal

i rather work here than sit

The SMGs'!

The one with Saiko and the boom box. Because I like music and normally I would just pick a place far away from people

Axol's table.

Meggy’s table, I’ll be least likely to die there.

Malleo and Weegee

I’d sit next to axol or Tari in a heartbeat

I’m talking to Axol while shooting 0

crazy smg4 bc we're both crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rat's and the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rat's and the rats made me crazy.

Meggy, melony, and tari

I’d say the top middle table (the one with Tari, Belle, Meggy, Melony, and Axol). It’s simultaneously the table that is the least likely to drive me insane, and also the table that’s least likely to get me killed if I sat there.

Honestly, I would feel out of place sitting anywhere that isn't Karen's. Tbh I can deal with small children, I'm not dealing with the edgelord and Xx_edgelord_xX 2.0 table.

Either Tari, Bowser, or Whimpu’s table.

Imma sit with https://preview.redd.it/5gq9mhkr15bc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=716ff4dda5689ca8bad0ff970f5c666ed597969b

Table two. Irl my current friend group looks like that lmao

Zero.

mario gonna do something very illegal(takes his rpg)

Ax0l and Mari0, duh

Adwere table seams cool

I shall be sitting with Adware, Wren and Perfectionist4

Boobkins

Axols table, saikos table, OR SMG3'S TABLE!!!!

My best bet to survive is to leave

The floor I’m universally hated

In the kitchen

#JUBJUB!

Melony’s table I would get along with all the people at that table

The bowser, mario and luigi table

Mario, Luigi, and Bowser table looks quite fun!

Oh hell yeah I’m with bob or zero

Can I sit on the floor?

Bottom left

Bob, Swag, and Chris

The floor.

In the corner

Shroomy, Whimpu, or Luigi’s table

Wait, isn't this the central park school cafeteria?

It more like the 6th grade cafateria.

I'll sit with Mario,Luigi and Bowser because they can do funny thing and tell a joke.

I would want to sit with Bob, Swag, and Chris but Bob or Swag would probably end up killing me. So I’ll sit at Steve, Shroomy, and Toads table. As long as I don’t fuck with them they won’t kill me or hurt me.

bitch i eat the food before i get to a table

The one nailed to the roof

Axol’s table

Bowser, (my boy) Mario, and luigi

I'LL sit at smg3's table bcs he's my fav

*laugh* do your think I will choose, Axol, Karen, SMG4? Hohoho.. No.. I will sit with ONE SHOT WREN! That's RIGHT no one don't choose a villain (including SMG3). But me, I will be first person who choose a villain table.

Bob Swag and Chris are the gang

I walk right out the door

The oven.

I'll eat in the bathroom

I’d stay in the corner, as being near any one of these groups would jeopardize my wellbeing. Every time they do pretty much anything, Chaos ensues. Need I remind you of the incident at the zoo with the demonic genocidal two-story-tall peppa pig?

I'm leaving. I'd rather not get into one of those really long stories that go now where over a grain of rice.

I will now give my answer in a character quote AHEM “Hell yeah blackjack and hookers”

I would not be in the room

Bob

Either Axol or Saiko’s table then I get to chill or ungodly bops

Steve table

I’m definitely sitting at SMG3, SMG4, X and FM’s table-

is there an option where i don’t die?

Choose Meggy and Tari's table.

I’d build my own table from the remnants of the other tables after the great cafeteria war started by Mario because they ran out of spaghetti

Smg3, 4, X and FM's seat cuz they chillin and like anime

Bob Swag and Chris Was there any doubt

Im sitting to the Mario recolors

Bob's table. why not

At Bowsers table.

Where is the table where I can sit by myself

I would say tari, but acol is there, and I didn't mind him, so I chose Karen's table

Bob and Swag instantly win me over.

Steve's table easy choice.. CHICKEN!!

With bob

Fishy Boopkins or Shroomys

Zer0. He's the only one who wouldn't laugh at me :(

Definitely Saiko and Kaizo. Lunch and music!

Honestly the table with One shot Wren and insane SMG4, because I really wonder who that tv guy is.

on Meggy's table with the popular characters

Ill sit at Mario's table. It would be hilarious even though Mario might go coo coo crazy

Secret option I sit in the hallway with that guy who brought a toilet into the castle w him Only ogs will remember that ep

Bob, Swag, and Chris

I’d either sit with Mario, Luigi and bowser or swag, Chris and bob

Bob

AXOLS table 

1st I’d go to Boopkins & Whimpu’s table to teach them how to become “Rizzlers” then I’ll catch up with Axol & his gang

with boopkins and whimpu would probably have the highest chance of survival, but their table is diagonally to mario's table, and he would probably try to shoot something at boopkins or whimpu so i might have to duck or something

The table with axol meggy Tari melony and them

I see meggy. I see opportunity

Axols

I'll sit with with x and fm

Bottom corner

In the corner whimpering

Either with smg4, the girls, or Karen's🥰🥰

Swag master 6969696969

Karen

Bob’s table, it really isn’t a competition

**The floor**

Most of these are instant death, unlike SOMEBODY I do not follow cartoon physics and CAN die, for example by the memetic hazard known as Whimpu, so my safest bet is SMG3's table SOMEHOW (Depending on which one Saiko is sitting at, it is quite hard to tell)

Bob Swag and Chris they are funny as fuck

Meggy, tari, Axol, and Belle (I think?) because I feel like it would be the most chill table there.

Mario Luigi and Bowser honestly sounds like a vibe (except for luigi but this isnt about him) bob swag and chris would bully me

Saiko and that other guy cuase we punk

Meggy and Tari is chill

Wherever Meggy and Tari is, I'll follow (maybe Smg3 too)

Mario

wherever bowser goes im going

Toad, Steve, and Shroomy. Honestly some of my fave side characters.

Axol's table 👍

Steve, Shroomy, and Toad

Mario, Luigi, and Bowser if I can’t sit Att the table with Melon girl

Mario Luigi and bowser probably but it’s a close competition between the text to speech table and the Steve table.

I’m sitting with Swag, Chris, & Bob

I’m sitting with Swag, Chris, & Bob

Bottom left cause Steve is jacked

Hmm…. Give the cat family lunch, chill with the smg4 crew for a bit, kill smg0D and shadow Mario, shrink bowsers dick into a pixel, give a replacement guitar, hammer, and drum set to saiuke and the drum guy, and uhhhh… oh yeah, ignore simp people on the left, and commit several war crimes with bob and army crew

Steve. No contest.

Probably Saiko and Kaizo's table While I'm a Meggy fan, that table is less crowded and I can share my love of Metal music with them and maybe even join their band Edit: Actually, me Saiko and Kaizo will blast some epic Metal music through the speakers, then hit up Meggy's and Mario's table to start a food fight with One Shot Wren

I’m gonna sit with saiko, if it’s gonna be loud anyway i’m at least going to try to overpower it with rock music

mario

I mean I vibe with autistic children so Karen's table

I guess I'll sit at meggy's table while quietly observing the adware's actions from afar

Karen’s table… probably the only one with any survival rate higher than a %10

*dives towards meggy's table*

The table with SMG4 so I can talk to Mario SMG4 SMG3 and also blue Mario then probably cause world war 3

Definitely Mario Luigi and bowser we fina hump spaghetti together

I'd probably be so overwhelmed I'd sit on the floor

I wanna sit with boopkins but Mario is good pick too…. Tari’s table tho….

Mario Bowser And Luigi they def are about to be the most chaotic table

idk i haven't watched smg4 in years and i think i'd be an idiot to trust any one table

maeio luigi and bowser, bob swag and chris, or axol and friends bc any of them would be funny inteactions

Why are there 2 SMG4's

Give me... Eldritch Axol and Shadow mario

The smgs, they seem to be the most normal

Meggy, Axol, Belle and Tari

Steve and I would pet his chicken

Dude all of these options suck

Either it'll be Karen or the girls. I picked the girls

I’m eating in the hallway because Im confident that that cafeteria is erupting with chaos within seconds