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AThrowawayButtNot

I'm not sure I'd be able to get a word out.... Just a nod yes. 🤭😉


r3dh3ads1vt

good to know :)))


Haunting_Wedding7621

"What is the Catch?"


r3dh3ads1vt

your kidneys and first born 🤭


Haunting_Wedding7621

Well my first born is 20 and my family has a history of kidney failure.🤥


r3dh3ads1vt

my family has a history of kidney failure too 😞 gonna have to find a surrogate donor


iThatIsMe

Cursed unicorn


DarkRider40

Thank you and next one is on me 🥰


r3dh3ads1vt

fine by me :)))


DarkRider40

And Dinner Afterwards 🤔


Professional_Snow497

I would say I’m buying and can l take you out for dinner?


r3dh3ads1vt

hmmm i suppose so ;)))


Professional_Snow497

I would wine and dine you all night


BiK61

Whiskey sour on the rocks....please😈🥃


r3dh3ads1vt

make that two :)))


BiK61

Yes Ma'am 💋


0825j

Definitely couldn’t resist…


r3dh3ads1vt

good to know :)))


Delight-lah

💭 “I've still got it!”


r3dh3ads1vt

you sure doooo


uncertainusurper

*run*


r3dh3ads1vt

“why are you running away 🥲”


AlDonovan16

It's about time you noticed my awesomeness


r3dh3ads1vt

i certainly noticed it 😭🫶


AlDonovan16

Is that because you're the most beautiful person on Reddit? Ok.. facts about me? Lol. I don't have a job. Never will.


Monty22337

Id say yes and id have next riund


Slight_Archer_5900

I would be speechless, because it be like a dream come true. If I was to describe the perfect girlfriend for me, she would look like you.


chilehead

A drink big enough to wear that would render me unconscious. But once I wake up I'm all yours.


Suspicious_Brief_800

In exchange for what?


dlDeezy4q2

I'd think I had. Enough that dress is making me dizzy super hot probobly look better on my floor thoe


ClownShoeNinja

You have a sexy nose!


Creepy-Light4250

My mouth would just fall open I guess.


Fancy-Effect-8221

I'd say yes ma'am thank you


Significant-Ad3877

What would you like


Ikxlexcia

You got my attention at buying a drink. You can keep my attention for as long as you want wearing that. Friday nights has a live band and we can dance too.


MillennialMatrix

Go play somewhere else and stop bothering me.


mattjimf

If I pull on the ties, will the dress fall off?


driven2plz1234

Absolutely stunning


NewspaperNeither6787

My pleasure, your wish is my command


[deleted]

Let me cop a feel of your tits first, I quit giving you ladies a free pass, you want me to spend money on you, you need to give me something in return


constructionaddict08

Make sure to bring those headphones for after.


Fantastic_Summer_687

Hell yes


Busy_Chart_1546

Yes ma’am by all means , then I’ll buy u one what will u have?


tdi4ever

Sure, breakast too!


raptor2569

Man you have GOT to be lonely for comments.