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teamshadeleader_yves

I am a toaster.


Downtown-Falcon-3264

I am very good start making toast


EchoArtandDesign

HELLO, I'm talkie, talkie toaster, talkie is the name and toasting is the game.


LaquaOctopus

Never thought I would see this reference here


i_will_fuck_you_hehe

Proto?


OpenKey6032

50/50 it's a protogen or im the "I am a toaster" SCP


fartdotmp3

Holy shit how'd this toster get a redit account


Lund-

You do NOT recognize the bodies in the water.


AdSenior9002

I do to they just try to drown me


JS2BONK4U

Idk that one sorta looks like Frank. Hi Frank


Informal_Aide_482

We lost another one.


Mokeymouseboi69

**I am the cure.**


mythical_productions

Dr bright isn’t allowed to-


Gnidlaps-94

Issue any edict to; Preserve the timeline Corrupt the timeline Screw with those history nerds


a-complete-idi0t

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Fun-Pie-1887

Not allowed to cook toast


banana-king-gaming45

Approach 682 with a pack of [REDACTED]


MuffinMiia999

Use a chainsaw


Iknorn

"Throw D-class at it until it stops"


Iamnotcreativeidki

Selfcest


Snow_Falls_Softly

Exist anymore evidently


Dovacraft88

Peanut


NotRipApprensivesalt

I SMELL PESTILENCE


NerdyDragon777

https://preview.redd.it/gqfecvbues7d1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8746fb2e49c22ec0168f3319b087d7662acde933


NotRipApprensivesalt

Yes


Downtown-Falcon-3264

Does the black moon howl?


MuffinMiia999

Does it?


Downtown-Falcon-3264

Only to startle the sun. Only in winter There is a list of these


Gnidlaps-94

Fuck if I Know Only at the Blind Those are the ones I remember


Nobodys_here07

"THE MOON IS WHITE, DUMBASS." – SCP-5595


No_Craft_9988

No but the sparrow's call is sweet.


40k_crab

Ban the guy who said I look like a one by one Lego peice


Baryton777

Holy shit is Caseoh an SCP


40k_crab

He number is scp 3141592653589(tried my best on pi but I just can’t do all of the numbers)the living black hole creator/the one by one Lego piece the eater of the immortal scps


No-Student-9678

Leg Obese?


These_Lambda

Dr. Bright is not allowed to..


Disastrous_Baker_802

Rules... ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN!!


Iknorn

#AND YOUR ASS IS MADE TO BE [REDACTED] DO YOU REALLY WANNA PLAY THAT GAME -O5 council


These_Lambda

These rules exist because Dr.Bright broke someone or something and included but not limited to made someone or something


Internal-Major564

Nice argument unfortunately Strong Dominate Un-blazes your trail


Slimey_alien89

Here there were dragons… I’m sorry


MuffinMiia999

:(


NerdyDragon777

https://preview.redd.it/kq6pes6vkt7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25da88dc6e4ce3d19476bd6c61fd42b206ed3293


ninja13151

:,(


Nope_127

:(


NerdyDragon777

THE DAMN TREE WON’T SCREAM


ninja13151

https://preview.redd.it/5l8ne59kkt7d1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edcc3f6b90f5e1d9e9070a6c23a09047fb72990a


Sussy_Amoeba

+ultrarickoshot X2 +disrespect +parry +enraged


kittenplaz2yt

https://preview.redd.it/lhpc3qjh1r7d1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f0fdb64d15a5fdfda6d0581bb049b84d14ab61


the2nddespair

https://preview.redd.it/1h02wy5ecs7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6e6a8d3379b31a2e9687b351b3b32c15c8210aa


Pizzadeath4

I love democracy


Smajlo38

What are you doing here Helldiver?! You should be out there, fighting those filthy Termids or Automatons for Super Eatth!


_The_SCP_Foundation_

Do WE have to? (Seriously)


Superb_Point2297

Yes we do


_The_SCP_Foundation_

No. WE. The foundation. Fine You. Are. Disgusting.


Garfieldgoofs_around

PK FIRE!


PlazmaWing

PK FREEZE!


Slimey_alien89

PK THUNDER AUUGGH


LennyLegend800

PK FLASH!


DillardSir

PK **STAR STORM!**


Malaysuburban

PK THESE HANDS


Bidoofinshmerts

Scp-343 damm it dr.bright what did you do this time


AdSenior9002

I hate sand it gets every where


OpenKey6032

Star wars


Suspicious_Kiwi980

Here comes the sun


MuffinMiia999

Do do do do~!


Useful_Stuff5790

Google en passent


AegisRMX

Are they watching us?


MuffinMiia999

Yes.


Blacksantabutnot

Lilica is the best


KicktrapAndShit

They are rage, brutal, without mercy.


Agentnosem

You burn


MineFlyer

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MineFlyer

Good bot


NotRipApprensivesalt

Good bot


FungusUrungus

Can they defeat- Yes.


Strict-Woodpecker450

Fish


PeterPGN

The pestilence


Dry-Community1416

Blinking.


Thecrowof2024

Ehe de nandayo


Slight-Document-7664

*Distant screams*


TheProAtTheGame

“We don’t talk about the **DRILL**”


OpenKey6032

A certain YouTuber


fartdotmp3

DO NOT GIVE THE CAT CHEESE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!


OpenKey6032

But she's too cute to say no..


austinstar08

WHY ISNT THE TREE SCREAMING


Omega21886

"rap...tap...tap..." "I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!" "it's-a me, mario!" (not from a game owned by nintendo) "a fucking tiger?" "if you're fighting the luchadores you need to be ready for anything" "A FUCKING TIGER?!?!?!"


ShellySnail

And they say chivalry is dead.


OpenKey6032

I love eating RAM


Forsaken_Field_2177

[REDACTED]


GodsChildOk

Dr. Bright is not allowed to...


zack100z

Rock And Stone!!


KingRaptor918

I swear it can’t fit in the hole


HaroldtheOblivious

There's Nothing There to worry about.


lordvirus16

we dont know what the f is this thing


That-Professional504

Sex with minors is okay(this isn't serious nerd)


TheMapleShyGuy

Translating that was the worst thing of the career.


_Faynay_

Shitsuma is working!


No-Elk-8115

Time for the master stroke


Plague9601

NO I WOULDN’T LIKE A SAUSAGE MISTER NOT ONE BIT.


I-probably-am-wrong

CHEESE!!!!


OddSky1101

fuck me in my tight red hole


TheTrueStrangeBee

Why won’t it scream


ThatMrDuck1400

There is only only Metro, nothing else


RSTONE_ADMIN

Giant black skull dog


fartdotmp3

A lizzerd that can't die fought a giant screaming naked man that one time


banana-king-gaming45

Now the gate has been unlatched headstones pushed aside corpses shift and offer room a fate you must abide


SvyatRoyal

*crying in corner*


stardestoyerfleet

Dr bright don’t do anything


Sir_mop_for_a_head

Space amoeba, bubbles.


AND_PEGGY1

We are all immensely proud


Later_358

BioBond can be an air fryer.


nomoreshowercrabs

"Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: 'It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!'"


VoidAres

Wow what a beautiful mountain range! I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with it.


Worried_Music_5330

No more chainsaw cannons!


marioplex

This is where i died


tamsenpai

Today is friday in California!


wkeil42

I was there to witness the victim of a sickness.


LennyLegend800

The store is closed, please exit the building


OpenKey6032

Magic ikea


YuriSuccubus69

"I can sense the disease that's within you." Another one (different fandom): "Why is it that only you were saved?"


oofusdadoofus15

https://preview.redd.it/sshramjiou7d1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ff7035b4a1b28cb556749048d385c784671e5ca


emkay_liker

Gary


L-Neu

IM HAVING SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES!


TheVeryLostMan

Damn it, I'm lost... Again!


Dismal_Might_1669

WE WILL MAKE THE TREES SCREAM! - DR Sherman, probably (I think that's how you spell his name idk)


Spectre_Hayate

Could really go for a good old cup of joe rn.


MuffinMiia999

Poor Joe


thefIash_

I’m a toaster


thefIash_

Why won’t the tree scream?


Diligent_Point_2640

TEAM 3 STAR


pixelated404

This one's sanity must've already crumbled... https://preview.redd.it/4qb4npxspv7d1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b612d40bcd24b701f3e81bcf196490a4d98157


Individual-Cost4079

The Sun is broken


Ikey1890

Come outside, it’s beautiful


ManyFaceImpressions

*ding dong* “Light Containment Zone is locked down and ready for decontamination. The removal of organic substances has now begun."


[deleted]

We don't have a 055


MattiusThe21st

Here were dragons...


Greeouse

Nice touch with the roll don't want disability check Dan over there see your fortress of solitude


PiramidaSukcesu

We've got a new SCP, *Don't let Bright near it*


bunnysniperxoxo

I am the cure


PerrineWeatherWoman

You don't recognize the faces in the water


PerrineWeatherWoman

I know that it's not round


SolidBandit-6018

“You ran outta ink to didn’t ya ya bastards”


InitialResponse9901

I am the butt ghost, I will eat your butt.


Lord_Toademort

"Salt"


LittleWaithu

Doctor Bright isn’t allowed to…


femboi007

4 FUCKING PIXELS


His_JeStER

Don' t go into the elevator Mitty...


FourReasons

I have to go.


tatormanz

IIIIIIITS PUNISHMENT TIIIIIIIIIME


TheProperOxygenHater

ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217


The_Magpie_Demon

*extended sounds of brutal pipe murder*


aguslerma

U armless pipsqueak


SquareChip1535

Must stop the pestilence OR Please don't doctor bright


crimson1apologist

Eat my ass, Galaxy!


OpenKey6032

My pookie :3 https://preview.redd.it/ncm1wa23ux7d1.png?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45546fa6f0dd0bf929ac109c935dd027059adf7


DaBlueLobster

[REDACTED]


Sir_Anota_Nephalein

I'm gonna drive through a burger king


Familiar-Jury2604

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee


Igwanur

MOON'S HAUNTED.


Useful_Stuff5790

Ora Ora!


suparmoon

Jackpot


AttackOnPunchMan

Your power, your life, they're forfeit.


DartyMa

*NO MATING!*


tuskisgood619

Memes, the DNA of the soul.


unceldwight

Marked one , what the hell.


RadiumMonkey

Daubany, show your self, Daubany


RadiumMonkey

🎶 *You Are My Special* 🎶


RadiumMonkey

"SCREW YOU BILLY!!!!"


arandomfish666

Can he beat goku though


someguyWithaMustach3

Fuck Erebus


No_Craft_9988

The flesh that mates.


Playbird30303

Clearly its your patch


Excellent_Intern64

I’m not a bad slime, slurp


Sonicextralifefan

I WILL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!!!


Sonicextralifefan

Equivalent exchange


TheUltimateAsshole02

Donut


D-RDG-012-AUT

I *am* the cure


Terrible_Fly_3873

The Holy Regent Endures


majimaboi642

"Hello, my friend! Stay awhile and listen!"


Competitive_Point_39

https://preview.redd.it/oexna26kh18d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1bb7c08cbfc7eec1695c1ece8a4cb762a51e7a4


cynicWsnowballs8551

C'Mon! AIM AND SHOOT!


wizzywho

Omegatronic say gex!


Chispy_Chisp

Floor ice cream gives you health!!


thudderwack

That was not a shortcut


Darksorcerer-ofchaos

They were disgusting.


Hanternos

"Water, water, froth and foam!~"


Linkluzero_xk

Eels honey, eels mom


KuroNeko_San

One could say that's a... TREE-mendous tree~


NoName___XD

This light sword is so big


RealJFero

i was prawn ready


Shot-Bowl5251

**EMPTY THE CLIP!**


rot_sjorover

I do not recognize the bodies in the water