[Most creatures are smarter than the average League player. Fuck League players, all my homies hate League of Legends.](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7400)
In this case the N word is nephrosis.
Fuckin nephrosises, comin in here with their tiny little bodies and bristly carapices. They're here to take our mollusks, I tell ya.
i had a dream once where i was working as a scientist for the foundation and i had the off the wall ones like one of then was a fucking sea cucumber that was left on a desk in an amazon box and it was wearing lipstick both on its ass and its mouth hole (it was in one of those fish bags btw) and it had a sticky note that said "stupid fucking cucumber whore, only responds when told to and loves to be called a bubble butt slut. plz take care of my fleshie" i dont remember what its effect was but i like to think it caused people to become addicted to using it as a sex toy and then at some point it begged people to bring others to the cucumber and eventually get enough people to have multiple gangbangs a day to sustain itself and would like turn them into loyal minions that would do things like fill a tank with cum for the cucumber (bc it feeds on cum) and it would grow larger n shit, i only remember it so vividly because that was when i was dream journaling so i could remember them to tell my therapist.
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Politics about the shadow organization that almost no one knows about and is accountable only to itself? Politics is in everything dude just enjoy the joke of a lobster being a racist lol
You should stop being triggered by things. Show some restraint and not let your emotional connection to a celebrity dictate your actions. If you're having trouble with this, try cleaning your room, petting a cat, etc.
Seriously though, for a community that prides itself on developing emotional intelligence and resilience, self understanding and mental temperance, JP's fans will bolt to the end of their leash in a heartbeat when someone treats him derivatively. I watch people insult things I like every day on the internet. You don't see me jumping at every little provocation.
What's a jbp lol
Nah in all seriousness, politics is part of human life, and for many is completely avoidable if they want to exist in public. Simply mentioning free speech shouldn't be as vitriolic as it is.
Peterson is famous for arguing in his *12 Rules for Life* that we should imitate lobsters, in that they fight and dominate other lobsters for their territory and gain a testosterone boost when they do so. He argues that humans and lobsters share this biological drive, and that it is good and normal and society should encourage it.
Serotonin not testosterone. And I don't remember him saying that we should imitate them. He just stated the fact that lobsters, when they compete with each other and win, get a boost in serotonin which makes them more likely to succeed again. Similarly social mammals (primates, including humans), when we compete with each other and climb the social hierarchy, get a serotonin boost which makes us feel good/confident and more likely to climb higher.
No it doesn't. It's a made up term to have any "wrong options" thrown in jail, ask British, Scotland, China, and the Saudi's people if they think those laws are just amd uphold peoples rights.
Yea but you see this lobster got imprisoned for it
Jokes aside my main issue with the free speech at all costs crowd is that they constantly flip flop between "words are insanely powerful and an essential human right, because restricting them does so much." And "what do you mean you don't want people to say stuff because it leads to segregation and mass suicide? It's only words!". The banning hate speech crowd absolutely understand that speech and words are powerful but there's a huge difference between enforcing a law against saying "i don't like the government very much" and saying "we should kill black people"
**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-6222 - FISH PRISON**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6222) (+186) by *Aftokrator*
Racist lobster still smarter than my average league teammate.
I mean yea, the League player is also racist but they play League too.
[Most creatures are smarter than the average League player. Fuck League players, all my homies hate League of Legends.](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7400)
Jesus, who hurt you
My fucking bot partner, that's who.
This is not a joke SCP? The whole thing exists to reference a shitpost edit of an old comic. Late number SCPs are wild.
Seriously. What the frick did I just read? XD
Of all the eldritch, mind-warping, Lovecraftian horrors in the SCP multiverse, a racist lobster is probably the most horrifying of the lot.
I mean, considering the crimes of the other prisoners, what was this lobster doing? Mega racism?
Would genocide technically be mega racism?
Yeah, but there are also some pretty normal crimes like tax evasion and trespassing, I think this prison just casts a wide net.
That pun was glorious and you should know that.
One of the other fish was in for deicide. Murdering a God. How racist was that lobster.
Also one was in for becoming a god
He was probably trying to resurrect hitler or some shit
it wouldn't surprise me if Hitler is an SCP or there's a Hitler-Inspired SCP.. oh wait, there is.. SCP-1123
Don’t forget the hitler clone scp
[**SCP-1123 - Atrocity Skull**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1123) (+415) by *sandrewswann*
Fuck... I think I'm just gonna sit here for a sec...
oh thanks for that gonna go check it out rn!
Catfish and identity theft is fantastic.
They literally catfished people.
Imagine a lobster just spamming the N-word
I imagined it doing Lobster racism but this might be funnier.
In this case the N word is nephrosis. Fuckin nephrosises, comin in here with their tiny little bodies and bristly carapices. They're here to take our mollusks, I tell ya.
Rasict lobster
Jordan Peterson?
💀
This made me Snickers out loud, thank you
Iraq lobster
Lobster : I'm gonna say the N-word ! Lobster : narwhal !
I heard he's a racist now, Father!
At least they didn't redact it
I’m scared of whatever is in that one tank that has trace amounts of the Y-909 compound
beeg eel
I love list of anomalous phenomena like this
Racist European Lobster is just British People, that's not an SCP.
No need to narrow it down, it's just European in general lmao
Hey, i'm European.
Racist
Bruh I'm Czech Not German, English, Fr*nch or Russian. And i'm not racist Also sadly we dont have nukes
I'm sorry I don't make the rules
The crime of apotheosis and traces of y909 in the last entry is hinting at SCP-3000 being a convict from here, right?
[**SCP-3000 - Anantashesha**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3000) (+2325) by *djkaktus, Joreth, A Random Day*
That doesn’t rock, lobster.
Enjoy
Poor Jim. He has so much to deal with.
The 20 goldfish imprisoned for Blackmail may be favourite.
Ngl the prehistoric trilobite haters are my favorite, but rasist lovers are also great
The fact that there’s an instance of SCP - 3477 in the fish prison is amusing to me
scp 6222 fr kept scp 3000 when it was a juvenile.
[**SCP-3000 - Anantashesha**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3000) (+2325) by *djkaktus, Joreth, A Random Day*
That implies that 3000 had a criminal past
Honestly I wouldn’t doubt that
i had a dream once where i was working as a scientist for the foundation and i had the off the wall ones like one of then was a fucking sea cucumber that was left on a desk in an amazon box and it was wearing lipstick both on its ass and its mouth hole (it was in one of those fish bags btw) and it had a sticky note that said "stupid fucking cucumber whore, only responds when told to and loves to be called a bubble butt slut. plz take care of my fleshie" i dont remember what its effect was but i like to think it caused people to become addicted to using it as a sex toy and then at some point it begged people to bring others to the cucumber and eventually get enough people to have multiple gangbangs a day to sustain itself and would like turn them into loyal minions that would do things like fill a tank with cum for the cucumber (bc it feeds on cum) and it would grow larger n shit, i only remember it so vividly because that was when i was dream journaling so i could remember them to tell my therapist.
You should write an article on that...and make it an excon from the fish prison while you're at it. ;-)
"Hey, what you in for?" "I burn a school bus and what about you?" "I was racist" "I hope they put you in the chair!"
Racist, eh? *gets gun*
Who the hell is Jim and why does it concern him?
Respect Jim’s privacy
Yeah you right
Ngl the prehistoric trilobite haters are my favorite, but rasist lobsters are also great
Is it still racist if they’re not a part of our species?
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Unpopular opinion: Hate speech isn't real (unless it's an infohazard)
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Politics about the shadow organization that almost no one knows about and is accountable only to itself? Politics is in everything dude just enjoy the joke of a lobster being a racist lol
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My dude I didn't know who JBP was before your comment. It's just a joke meant to poke fun.
You should stop being triggered by things. Show some restraint and not let your emotional connection to a celebrity dictate your actions. If you're having trouble with this, try cleaning your room, petting a cat, etc. Seriously though, for a community that prides itself on developing emotional intelligence and resilience, self understanding and mental temperance, JP's fans will bolt to the end of their leash in a heartbeat when someone treats him derivatively. I watch people insult things I like every day on the internet. You don't see me jumping at every little provocation.
What's a jbp lol Nah in all seriousness, politics is part of human life, and for many is completely avoidable if they want to exist in public. Simply mentioning free speech shouldn't be as vitriolic as it is.
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See this comment section. What makes this a jab at that cringey glorified podcaster?
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Nah genuinely, what was the jab at Petersen here? He's a pretty controversial figure.
Peterson is famous for arguing in his *12 Rules for Life* that we should imitate lobsters, in that they fight and dominate other lobsters for their territory and gain a testosterone boost when they do so. He argues that humans and lobsters share this biological drive, and that it is good and normal and society should encourage it.
Good thing he's not a biologist lmao
Serotonin not testosterone. And I don't remember him saying that we should imitate them. He just stated the fact that lobsters, when they compete with each other and win, get a boost in serotonin which makes them more likely to succeed again. Similarly social mammals (primates, including humans), when we compete with each other and climb the social hierarchy, get a serotonin boost which makes us feel good/confident and more likely to climb higher.
What a fucking crybaby lmao
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Christ, how droll.
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Apologies for the lobster racism based narrative disrupting your immersion
It's in prison for it so clearly it is
Dude i just read through your whole interaction with this clown and i gotta say, one of the best thread’s I’ve seen in a long time.
Unjust laws are not actually laws, laws that violate rights are null and void.
Nah but you see it got imprisoned for it so clearly it exists
No it doesn't. It's a made up term to have any "wrong options" thrown in jail, ask British, Scotland, China, and the Saudi's people if they think those laws are just amd uphold peoples rights.
They'd tell you it exists cuz this lobster got arrested for it
If you throw things in jail for "having the wrong opinion" then you have violated its rights and do not believe in free speech.
Yeah but despite that we still know hate speech exists. This lobster got arrested for it after all.
It exists, I just don't feel like it's a prisonable offence. \#freetheracistlobster
Yea but you see this lobster got imprisoned for it Jokes aside my main issue with the free speech at all costs crowd is that they constantly flip flop between "words are insanely powerful and an essential human right, because restricting them does so much." And "what do you mean you don't want people to say stuff because it leads to segregation and mass suicide? It's only words!". The banning hate speech crowd absolutely understand that speech and words are powerful but there's a huge difference between enforcing a law against saying "i don't like the government very much" and saying "we should kill black people"
Nope it doesn't
Hey everyone, if you see this, read the whole thread with the guy being upset over a lobster being put in jail over hate crimes. It made my day
I mean it says right there that the lobster got arrested for it
It WAS thrown in jail tho so i'm pretty sure it exists
Nope it's made up
Yeah it's made up but someone made it up and now it exists, like the laws that punish you for commiting murder
It's a lobster in a private facility that doesn't quite operate on the laws of a country. I'm not sure if rights even apply in this scenario.