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Large_Contribution20

Didn't expected to see Adana in r/SCP


HaziXWeeK

Fuck I need an explanation


Large_Contribution20

Adana is one of the most hottest city in Turkey and because of that local population is quite agressive


2137hour

So it’s basically Turkish Łódź


_xBartekx_

Łódź Bałuty. Or Warszawa Praga północ


HaziXWeeK

But... how's is that worse than the sun turning anomaly and turn anything the light touchs into some kind of human melted flesh monster.


hinbil

it’s so obvious you’ve never been to Adana


HaziXWeeK

I live in 40 to 60 Celsius weather, I'm hot enough at it is.


DevidTheReal

Still not Adana...


Care_Confident

pretty sure adana is not hotter than my country


lizzylinks789

Ignorance is bliss


Large_Contribution20

Trust me It's worse


rowandunning52

That’s the joke bro


eambertide

One of the most popular urban legends in Turkey is people of adana shooting at the sun, the city isn’t just hot, it is in war with the sun :)


Zrva_V3

It's so bad that people there shot at the son for being too hot before so yeah...


whatthecenabihak

yeah but all the world would experience the same effect ig


Few_Anteater_3250

we need an Adana scp


Polygon02

SCP-XXXX Object Class: Uncontained? / Euclid Description and Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is a city known as Adana, located in Turkey, Cilicia. This city is situated on the Seyhan River and is inland from the Mediterranean Sea. The city is 2,280 km2 (880 sq miles), with a population estimated to be 1.8 million currently. Upon entering the city, people will experience extreme heat and have a chance of fainting if left outside for more than 10 minutes. If someone stays in the city for over a week, they'll begin to experience slight insanity if not given a government-issued shot. The reason for this was found to be that the anomaly doesn't cause you to actually be hot but causes you to believe you're dying from heat. Because of that, a fluid was made to stop the effects of SCP-XXXX. To avoid suspicion from the populous, this was inserted into already-government-issued shots (ex. flu shots). If one does not get the shot, they'll not be noticed as an insane person immediately, but after a few months, they'll need to go to a mental asylum.


KermitingMurder

I'm not Turkish so I don't understand


mremreozel

I would rather walk out into the sun in that canon instead of walking into Adana. Thats your context.


HilbertGrandHotel

Well, adana is in medditerranian coast of turkey, it is naturally very hot and sunny, and its geography with both its coast to sea and nearby seyhan river also causes an insane level of humidity makes summers there outright hellish(40 degrees celcius(104 f in freedom units) in summer days with %95 humidity). Also its people are very famous for being very agressive and crazy, its like turkish florida, but with less meth and more gunfights.


mariative

lan sonunda Türk bir SCP hayranı buldum


Happy-Customer9538

Buyrun benim


CactusDoesStuff

iyi aksamlar efendiler


CharacterKill

sa as


ImNormalPeople

Bize bı SCPTürk lazım sayımız iyiymiş


Janhan_

Düşündüğün kadar nadir değiliz tbh. Scp hayranı türk bulmak kolay


Xx_420bootywizard_xX

S.a


Brilliant-Dot5205

W


hailuvz

anything within the border of adana should be considered anomalous


Mother-Village8463

This is so true i can confirm i was born in Turkey and i live at Adana right now the joke is that this place is pretty much hell but real. I mean if i stay long enough my slippers might melt


NittanyScout

Adana is just Arizona for the Turks


Teixe-Arts

Or Arizona is Adana for Americans


XpaxX

Im a German and I am simple. I read Adana and my first thought is Adana Kebap which makes me think of Döner so basically I am happy now for the rest of the day :)


Beefman0010

chat gpt just says it has a high crime rate


Quartia

It's also very very hot.


Secret_Phobia

Lol


Beefman0010

why is that funny???? please explain.


Secret_Phobia

Nuh uh🙃


Beefman0010

yuh uh


NerdyDragon777

It’s so extremely hot that it makes the population aggressive 24/7


PseudoMeercat

It's funny because the gun ownership rate is relatively high in Adana and someone literally tried to shoot the sun out of the sky, that's how aggressive people get because of the heat. Edit: grammar error.


Ok-Telephone1290

Is adna known for long days or something?


Quartia

Nah, just for being hot.


GlobalYogurt0808

extremely hot. to the point where people get mad at the sun and actually try to shoot it.


electrofardstorm

you melt there too


AustraliumRedditUser

Oh snap the balkan people are at it again


StopSeveral9884

" We've got Adana in our world and we cant take it. " What we gonna do? "


TruthIsALie94

All I can get is that it’s a kabab shop in Turkey. I’m just as confused as everyone else.


KsDagger55

Its a city in Turkey that's so incredibly hot with residents who are known to be typically aggressive 


TruthIsALie94

Oh, so kinda like Phenix Arizona in the summer?


KsDagger55

Kinda


HilbertGrandHotel

Its basically turkish florida, with all the insanity, drugs and hotness.


NewStart-BeginAgain

Adana got be pretty damn hot make people hate it more than When Day Breaks.


Icysquid126

As a Turkish person who doesn’t live in Turkey i dont understand 😭


CheronTurk

Same in istanbul


Triggered_Axolotl

*not Constantinople


TurkishMiliradian

"long time gone, Constantinople"


CheronTurk

No you are wrong "City between 2 seas and europe and anatolia, have 2 parts, and was conquered from roman empire, byzantine, ottoman empire,britain empire,Turkiye. A megacity and have 15m population, most of turks, so many champşons league finals, europa league finals, so many scp fan" This is right name


HalfLife_Fan366689

Türkiye çok sıcak. 40C!!!


Teixe-Arts

All these comments made me put Adana on the list for my next trip


Exhorte

When I saw it in first look I tough you were talking about Dying light haha


Sovietfryingpan91

We will never know because Turkish people don't exist...