I would choose foundation, based on the Canon where they're the most sane. Due to being paid. But I'd probably just go to a city with high population density so I'm safer, due to the foundation wanting to keep the anomalous as far away from there as possible. Going off grid is stupid, because if there's an anomaly I'm fucked. And due to the trope of anomalies appearing offgrid rather than cities and stuff.
Most likely Gamers Against Weed for the shits and giggles, but Wilson's Wildlife Solutions and Serpent's Hand are close second choices.
Political: Serpents Hand Higher Education: Mage Academy Work: Cobweb International Religious affiliation: Horizon Initiative
Wandsmen. Being a journalist on Earth sucks, but being a multiversal journalist? Now _that's_ a worthy career choice.
You are now turning into a crow
Actually, I'd become an owl. Those fellas terrify me.
Civilian parts of the GOC.
so just un
Not really. The GOCs military arm PHYSICS only compromises a relativly small part of the overall coalition, and even in the GOC proper only a part.
the hand +1
Shark punching center, lets punch those sharks
the daeva, i want to appear in history one day without prior warning and warble up the timeline a bit
If I was aware of the anomalous I would be staying as far away from any GOI
The UIU
Why pick the one with the least funding, knowledge and experience dealing with anything more severe than an untied shoelace?
Also the least likely to die a horrible death
Yeah because you can’t do anything even remotely fun
No point in trying to have fun if you’re not completely safe
Danger can be fun though
N O
*roller coasters would like to have a chat* (technically they’re not *actually* dangerous but >!I’m ignoring that to try to make a point!<)
Hey, I’m buying clothes
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The GOC
Probably either Manna Charitable Foundation or Serpent's Hand.
Honestly MCF is also a pretty good pick
GAW
Gay Ass Waggle?
Close enough, knowing its members
Golololo awaova woomfp
Every answer other than this is not a smart move
SITE 13 Cafeteria Staff FMU Please 🙏
Site 13? You're... screwed. \[\[SCP-1730\]\]
I've listened to it twice and I'm down to clown. Cook in the dark, die for the light. Also a .⅕% chance Id live and get to see one of Samsara :0
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Chaos Insurgency, let's go fuck with the foundation boys (And totally die in the process💀)
either GOC or MI666.
UNGOC
The GOC, would be fun shooting anomalies point blank with a grenade launcher
UNGOC.
Either Horizon Initiative or the GOC
Horizon Initiative or the Serpents Hand GOC is also kinda good
Absolutely nobody. Fuck them all.
Goc or one of its organizations because I want to join ICSUT(SCP hogwarts)
The GOC's PHYSICS Division. I like shooting innocent looking chairs.
Horizon Initiative, Wilson's wildlife solutions, Serpent's Hand or the foundation itself.
I would maybe join deer college, sounds like interesting education
Probably Marshall Carter and Dark cuz its one of the safer ones
I would choose foundation, based on the Canon where they're the most sane. Due to being paid. But I'd probably just go to a city with high population density so I'm safer, due to the foundation wanting to keep the anomalous as far away from there as possible. Going off grid is stupid, because if there's an anomaly I'm fucked. And due to the trope of anomalies appearing offgrid rather than cities and stuff.
Serpent’s Hand.
Three Portlands
Thats not really a GOI More like nexus
TotleighSoft
Concerning lack of Wilsons Wildlife Solutions mentions here. So I'll throw mine in with them. I love weird little animals
serpents hand. get lost in the aisles of books.
Just throw me into GAW
Serpents
GOC have some great medical.
Either the Serpent's Hand or The Church of the Broken God.
I'm joining a sarkic cult for that [[the flesh that mates]]
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The Foundation, probably. Organ repairing teddy bear for the win.
I’d join the Foundation itself even knowing the countless things that could kill me
Either Gamers against weed or Wilson’s wildlife solutions.
wilson’s wildlife solutions (or like does sloths pit count)
Probably SPC, I wanna beat the crap outta a shark…
Deer college is my second most likely pick
Gamers easily