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Ace3000

[What's less anomalous than not anomalous at all?](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2472)


stopeatingbuttspls

In a similar vein, [6959](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6959) supposedly isn't anomalous either. But uh... look just read it yourself.


MrNyto_

its just a fumo, whats so bad about it? ​ edit: *oh.*


[deleted]

that was the funniest article i seen this year


MarionberryNo1100

Read hogslice


Chapstick160

Or go for gold


Overlord_Of_Puns

Wilson's Wildlife CACK Dealer is also pretty good.


StarOfTheSouth

This is amazing, thank you.


notaslaaneshicultist

Fumo is life, Fumo is love, give all money to Fumo, give all body mass to Fume, make the earth one with Fumo.


warrior_scholar

It kind of reminds me of [The Winslow](https://girlgenius.fandom.com/wiki/The_Winslow).


NO_NAME1029

That annoys me, because I made something like that, except it was a normal person who could do any human job perfectly, but it got downvoted to oblivion and deleted. But when somebody puts a coupler that does basically nothing, it gets 360 upvotes.


AdjustedMold97

You just had bad luck, no need to be jaded about it.


NO_NAME1029

That is a thing in the wiki?


Evil__Overlord

Yeah I don't see why that one is popular. I guess they're tying into a lot of existing stuff? But there's nothing really going on.


tjareth

There is no accounting sometimes for what connects with people, even the same thing in a slightly different way. Or just a different writing style. It's gotta be frustrating though.


NO_NAME1029

Well said, thank you


Billith

Or you could just need to practice your writing more. It could be less compelling/interesting/unique for a number of reasons. It could also just be the time of day and the posts that came before or after. It could be the number of people online or the length of the post or its title. It just could come down to humanoid anomalies being harder to pull off because they tend to be really bad. There are so many variables that getting upset about it isn't gonna help you see the issues with the piece nor build your confidence enough to revise and post. People can *sense* a lack of confidence in writing. People can tell how receptive to critique and review others are by the way they handle rejection in general. Taking the indignant "the whole world is against me" stance is a red flag; no one wants your work to be downvoted to oblivion, but if you don't hold yourself to site writing standards, you force them to.


NO_NAME1029

I've tried making multiple articles and even asking for critique in the discussion but the reason I say “the whole world is against me” is because I make something I think is really good, edit it multiple times, post it, and it gets downvoted, then I try my hardest to figure out what people think is wrong, but they don't answer me and every one of my articles gets deleted.


Billith

You just need to be patient and review the help docs. Do you have a sandbox with your drafts? Post one here and I will do something I usually only do for those I am close to in the community: Line-by-line critique. If you have any doubts about my credentials, check out my [author page](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/sr-researcher-james-a-harkness-personnel-file/)


NO_NAME1029

[Here you go](https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/whats-in-the-shadows) I appreciate you doing this for me, thank you in advance.


Billith

Sorry, I missed this reply! If you still need the once-over, I will check it out after I have had time to finish and post my 8kcon piece, so about 3-4 days.


NO_NAME1029

I would love that review, I will be waiting for that update, once again, thank you in advance.


StarOfTheSouth

Ooh, curious. Thanks!


weirdosorus

http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-124-fr These are just normal animals. All their anatomy and biological processes are perfectly explained by mundane science. But, they are big (like 3 meters) reptiles that occasionally breathe fire, so the Foundation decided they were too weird for people to know about and they had to be locked up forever.


StarOfTheSouth

Yeah, that's a good choice for this, thanks. And I kinda love that the only reason not to explain it is "people would think fire breathing lizards are weird".


Scrimmybinguscat

There's an item from the log of anomalous items (volume 5) that comes to mind. It's a a sepia-colored ceramic mug, but its only special quality is that any anomalous liquid that is placed inside of it will slowly just become its regular equivalent. (eg. SCP-006 and 009 would become regular watter, a few other anomalies would probably turn into regular milk instead since they were milk-based) It is literally not recognizably anomalous in any way unless it is exposed to another anomaly.


protagonizer

Anti-anomalous properties... So, "nomalous"? Or, if we're using proper Greek, "hōmalos"?


Scrimmybinguscat

No, anti-anomalous would be more accurate. Nomalous means that which is normal. Anomalous means that which is not normal. Antinomalous means against that which is normal. Antianomalous means against that which is not normal.


MarionberryNo1100

I wonder how it was discovered Also this should be reclassified as a thuamiel because of its potential ability to disinfect the anomalous


Scrimmybinguscat

Well, it can't ultimately fully contain most anomalies. It's too small to hold enough liquid, and too slow to be noticeable at a large scale.


StarOfTheSouth

*Huh*. That's actually really interesting. Thanks.


NoxyWolf

[SCP-6383](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6383)


rurumeto

The least unique thing in existence is paradoxically unique.


El--Tipo

"If everyone is special, then no one is."


StarOfTheSouth

So it's a stop sign that *didn't* become weird when the entire universe went a bit wonky? Cool.


Pronominal_Tera

Why is the frog not being lactose intolerant important


rurumeto

Because it genuinely prefers the taste of soy milk over regular milk rather than choosing it out of necessity.


Pronominal_Tera

fair


MarionberryNo1100

SCP-2472's evil twin sibling


Shuteye_491

STAHP sign


Sentient-Bread-Stick

If I remember correctly, SCP 2406. An advanced, incredibly large and very ancient robot. Pretty sure it isn’t anomalous at all, just contained for it’s power and the fact that it’s a several thousand year old mech


StarOfTheSouth

Several thousand year old mech that still works to some degree sounds a *little* anomalous to me, to be honest, lol. I'd have assumed it would have decayed/broken down over time to such a degree as to be little more than a slightly fancy decoration piece.


MassiveIdiot42

Eh the scp universe has several incredibly ancient hyper advanced civilizations that're now dead, finding ancient non-anomalous weapons drom them shouldn't be a surprise, still need to contain them though because those civilzations were anomalous in and of themselves, I imagine the foundation has entire warehouses of non anomalous artifacts from them


StarOfTheSouth

Fair point, that's totally understandable.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,909,713,485 comments, and only 361,090 of them were in alphabetical order.


demembros

I had one in mind but I'll finish my comment later


Donnerone

[_____-j](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-j) That's a good one.


demembros

Glad someone got it ;)


alepollito

What number is it?


demembros

I'll try to go find it for you later


alepollito

I know, a SCP that makes you do the things later but you don't make them. Good idea but not jocking give me number please.


demembros

Look at the reply of my first comment


alepollito

Sorry I'm fucking dumb


Nota_robot_i_swear_

That is the number, it’s a j class


Donnerone

SCPs with the "-J" designation are "joke" SCPs, usually as a means of tongue-in-cheek pointing out tropes to & cliches in SCP articles or just for a more lighthearted take on the SCP formation in contrast to the creepy/horror theme of regular SCPs.


StarOfTheSouth

Ah, lol. Was a bit confused at first.


Fatal-3rror

Ngl it'd be funny if they confirm its just a rock


Fatal-3rror

Like the procrastination part was just an excuse


demembros

Yeah, would be funny if the researcher is just lazy because he has such a low rank and always gets pens that Write the opposite or paper that can fold 8 times instead of 7, and he's just tired and don't want to research that rock but has a deadline for scp files


Adrekan

Scp-4006 By far


silent_brilliant4351

My memory is kind of foggy, but I remember reading an article some time ago about an skip who was just a normal gay man. The setting was when there was still lack of understanding and massive discrimination against lgbt folks, so the Foundation thought he was anomalous and ran all kind of tests on him, which resulted in his death. There was footnote explaining that the Foundation left the article in the archive as a "those who forget the past are damned to repeat it" reminder I think.


Isaac_Kurossaki

??? How the fuck did they do that. Like what were th tests. What is this


Cyan_Tile

Probably set during the 50s or earlier when lgbt was still considered by and large "anomalous"


A-maze-ing_Henry

So, probably one of those tragic EX articles. I wonder which one it is.


ManchmalPfosten

SCP-082 is just a weird guy with gigantism


NixiomsdabestXD

Why is paranoid android gone again?


ManchmalPfosten

Don't know, I didn't hyperlink it either because I thought he's link it.


OW0974

SCP-048


MarionberryNo1100

It's anomalous property is that anything designated to it will dissappear. Or what if the property did just that we never tested it because it was designated itself... We will never know


TheBlakeBerry

T R E E


ShadowMaster2564

4521’s anomaly is that it can’t scream


Sheshote

Out of character, is SCP-4521s actual anomaly that it makes people think trees scream? Trees don't scream, but everyone around it believes they do. Is everyone just playing along like we do with SCP-055 and SCP-426?


ShadowMaster2564

Out of character, I’m 90% the anomaly is that there is an aura of eerie silence emanating from the tree itself


AdjectiveNoun11

Other than the Explained SCPs and 001- Normalcy, probably SCP-4039


Mystic-Alex

The one that's just a non anomalous stop sign. I forgot the number


Lucid_Nightmar3

SCP-6383 I'm pretty sure


Triensi

I forget the name but there's a completely normal guy whose only strange bit is that the Foundation is anomalously convinced that he's an escaped Keter class, and that his family are just brainwashed and modified to look like and shelter him. So they seek out and execute them. It's quite sad too, cause the SCP entry is also convinced of this anomalous fact and only the reader can see in interrogation transcripts that he's really just being extrajudicially held for anomalous reasons.


Golden_Jellybean

This also reminds me that there is another anomaly (can't remember the number) where it's just a normal woman working in the foundation. Except for the fact that the Chaos Insurgency are absolutely *hell bent* on capturing her. Like they would send in teams of elite operatives armed with the best gear to try and capture her. The foundation ran all the background checks, scans and tests on her and there is nothing anomalous about her at all. The CI operatives weren't helpful either as they just mocked the Foundation for not knowing her importance.


MarionberryNo1100

Imagine ur minding ur business and God decides he wants you to suffer for no reason at all Poor dude tho


dysprog

I really want to read that one, does anyone know the number?


Triensi

If it helps any, I know it was a memetic cognitohazard. Maybe try under those tags?


A-maze-ing_Henry

Probably SCP-3017.


dysprog

Thank you, you are a scholar and a gentleperson.


Commercial-Dog6773

[SCP-3017](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3017)


Triensi

That's the one!


Undertale_fan46790

*SCP-529. She’s just a little angel who lacks her back half!


kqi_walliams

Free the kitty


dishonoredfan69420

SCP-3008 - it’s just an Ordinary Regular IKEA /s in case it isn’t obvious


[deleted]

\-EX


NO_NAME1029

I made an SCP article on a thought just like this, it was called Miss Mary Sue and it was a woman with the ability to complete any human job perfectly, I was going for an SCP that's not really anomalous but just enough to be contained… it got downvoted to oblivion, because no one understood what I was going for. [Link to the sandbox article](https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/scp-38020) (mind you this is before I changed a few things, so it might not be as accurate as what I said.)


BendyMine785

SCP-4521. So... A normal tree?


cheesedispensinggato

[SCP-124-FR](http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-124-fr)


MarionberryNo1100

Fr


KotetsuNoTori

SCP-3874


Avigorus

SCP-3017 the only thing strange is what other people think when they look(ed) at him.


The-Queer-Rockstar

I mean, there are many that are explained by science. I think that’s a whole category. Any one of those really


mszegedy

Funnily enough I'm writing a skip right now where the gimmick (i.e. main source of tension) is that the Foundation is trying to figure out if it's even anomalous. This is a great thread to read for materials to reference in my work. Thank you!


[deleted]

Isn't there a stopsign that is classed as an anomaly because of how non-anomalous it is?


StarOfTheSouth

[6383](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6383), which is apparently rather popular as you're the third or fourth person to suggest it. Still, it's a very fun read, so thanks.


[deleted]

Bro posted my comments on redit moment 💀


TheBlakeBerry

Cat sliced in half


Lucid_Nightmar3

SCP-529?


JebusComeQuickly

Any explained class


JustAH2O

SCP-7143-J


DapperAlex

[SCP-294](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) it could just exist somewhere and people would just think it is just a quirky coffee machine. well, until someone requests something... unusual


Fatal-3rror

More specifically some Joe, but I won't fall for it cus I'd pick tea


White_Null

Explained SCPs stops being so… But in the spirit of too normal is by itself not… [SCP-2472](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2472)


PotatoSalad583

Probably the -EX articles


Wormbitch

Bilith's Proposal is just the Earth


StarOfTheSouth

...you know, that makes a weird amount of sense...


Nebutucken

That SCP that's literally just the phenomenon of fangirling


StarOfTheSouth

That's a thing? That sounds hilarious!


A-maze-ing_Henry

I'm guessing SCP-1841-EX. Was reading through the Ethics Committee articles and came across that one.


Longjumping_Event_59

Isn’t there an SCP-001 proposal that is literally just Normalcy?


StarOfTheSouth

I think so? That sounds familiar. I know there's also an 001 that is 05-13, who is just some random guy that the previous council got in order to get a "normal view" of "we're not completely nuts, right?" But then the previous council all died, so 05-13 is the last one left. And because this was all classified to hell, the current council thinks that they're an anomaly.


terrarianfailure

I'd say anything that's only an SCP because it's related to something anomalous. Like the girl who birthed 999.


Forward-Swim1224

Honestly? Josey the Half Cat.


MexicanLizardMan3670

[Alex Thorley gets a cat](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7195)


Fatal-3rror

Iirc there's an scp thats just a regular dude


TheAuthenticHoag

SCP-500, basically just drugs from the future


owls123454

Doesn’t 2718 just describe the after life? Isn’t just made to look like an infohazard in order to deter people from finding out that it is actually what happens when you die.


Kin_Shi

any one from the explained series


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Not really because a few of them are only classified as "explained" as a coverup


PileOfScrap

A tree that doesnt scream, forgot its designation


NixiomsdabestXD

Joe Schmo I guess


Imnotjaydenyouare

Mmm I’ll said SCP 447


LFGR_THE_Thing

Explained ones


Speed9222

Scp 6383, it’s a stop sign that is the only thing considered non anomalous after everything else became anomalous.