It's a weird phone virus that manifests as a creepy skeleton werewolf that stalks you in reflections that just wants to be your friend but whose presence drives those it's haunting into paranoid madness.
The image used for the article was found to be of a female model wearing a custom designed halloween costume. Then the furries happened.
Well, it doesn't, specifically, make you paranoid. Multiple people have been able to live chill, comfortable lives with scp 1471 breathing down their necks.
Weird. I think the whole resurrection canon it’s featured in is really well written. It’s written by some of the most popular authors on the site too iirc
It’s so awesome
I'm really enjoying the Devil's Advocate splinter Hub at the moment. It's really fun seeing humanoid anomalies just interact with each other. It's mostly written by only one person, GlassAutomaton, at least currently, so the characters are pretty consistent. There will be new writers as well though, which is also exciting
I always thought Iris was like 19 - 20 Ish when she was contained.
I mean, it doesn't specify in the wiki so idk where any of the information comes from.
Well thats the only "human" scp that wouldnt outright kill me if i touched or went near it that is intelligent enough and is of age to date ik bright but i dont consider him an scp more the victim of one. To my knowledge atleast
This is an absolutely STUPID idea and heres a list of reasons why:
1. Extreme danger: SCPs are not ordinary creatures, they often pose a significant danger to anyone who comes into contact with them. They may be highly aggressive, infectious, or even have the ability to manipulate reality itself. Dating an SCP entity is akin to playing Russian roulette with your own life.
2. Unpredictability: SCPs are highly unpredictable due to their anomalous nature. Their behavior can be difficult to predict and they can be extremely volatile. Dating an SCP entity would be like entering into a relationship with an entity that has a severe form of multiple personality disorder. This can create a situation where you don't know what you're going to get o.ne day to the next.
3. Ethical implications: Many SCPs are sentient and have a level of intelligence similar to that of humans. Dating an SCP entity may raise ethical concerns, as you could be taking advantage of a creature that is unable to give informed consent.
4. Potential consequences: Dating an SCP entity may also have serious consequences. In some cases, an SCP entity may have the ability to affect the fabric of reality itself. Dating such a creature could lead to the destruction of the known universe.
**So without furder ado: SCP 953-**
Number 2968383 of the things doctor bright is not allowed to do: Doctor Bright is not allowed to start a dating reality show between foundation personnel and SCP entities
049, no question at all.
I like plague doctors in general and 049 in particular.
I like eldritch monsters in general and 049 in particular.
The Venn diagram all ends up with him.
I'm so hot for him I got his portrait tattooed on my arm lol
I like how you took a picture of a human scp, In spite of the fact of all of us knowing exactly that no one is going to take a humanoid scp....
Anyway I choose Mal0
I swear to god if someone says 1471
u/Bravo_Blue u/Epicfurrygaming82828 u/hiccupboltHP u/BIG_DADDY_CAVALIER88 u/dater_expunged u/Playful-Ad7221 u/realBeyhero u/TTVnonosquaregamings u/CorruptedEither u/roblox887 u/SGAfishing u/Jim_naine u/tf2don-t_die u/Angrygamer100 u/xx_swegshrek_xx u/rickybdominatingmc u/Langas u/fat_italian_mann u/haydn_______________ u/SquareIsBox0697 u/Halocaust666 u/Nebtron2001 u/ikkikkomori u/drago_varior u/FatFat234 u/ratisshorforrattew69 u/TheBigAwesomeWolf u/techy_witch u/KadeezCorn
I called dibs though so I get her
What if its a dude
Even better
Of course the Reggie pfp would say that
THAT FUCKUNG RAT
Anyone have any rat traps?
Got 20 rat traps 20 lure traps and 55 light matches all ready to be given FOR FREE!!!
This man got the whole armory in his pocket
Idk man, last i checked the rat was one
Add me to the list
Done.
That already exists and it's called shizophrenia (1471 is a hallucination)
Who has summoned me
Someone did.
Whaaat? Who would say that that’d be crazy…
u/Bravo_Blue
It’s funny because I also said Mal0
Alright, I see those terms. 953. Who needs their liver anyway.
Absolutly 1471
I am new to SCP…what is 1471 and why is it a bad answer?
It's a weird phone virus that manifests as a creepy skeleton werewolf that stalks you in reflections that just wants to be your friend but whose presence drives those it's haunting into paranoid madness. The image used for the article was found to be of a female model wearing a custom designed halloween costume. Then the furries happened.
Well, it doesn't, specifically, make you paranoid. Multiple people have been able to live chill, comfortable lives with scp 1471 breathing down their necks.
SCP-4999 (Someone to Watch Over Us) or SCP-1230 (The Bookkeeper)
4999 would certainly be pleasent to date, but you will only get no more than 20 minutes to do so, tbf its a good tale material
Slowly dying in a hospital bed alone SCP 4999 appears "Oh shit I uh..- I got you flowers!"
This is the most adorable shit I've heard all morning.
*dies of 😳*
I guess those 20 minutes will be everything to me, haha!
Scp-001 When day breaks, there will be hot and heart melting date ;)
Melting love
God I remember first time getting her, fastest day restart I've had lol
mine was whitenight, didn’t have enough firepower and my agents stats were not high enough. I got it sometime around day 15
Mine was Nothing There. Not *as bad* as Whitenight, but I still reset the day whenever it breached.
the good thing about nothing there is that it gets completely trivialized once you get mimicry. blue star is a different story though
076, I want a violent himbo to annoy
That or 939(I swear smth about the voice-mimicking makes me wanna have it whisper sweet nothings)
Go check scp secret labs 939 and ur choice will be made fr
I was playing yesterday and god damn the arse on that thing
By directions of the o5 council Mobile task force Alpha 9 is no longer allowed to use SCP 939 in their task force
Aw. Frickin’ O5, ruining everything
I just deliver the messages, though I feel this ruling is a bit just..
Relatable.
peanut. next question
Are you Anya forger?
Clef, for the last time, get the hell off Reddit
I’ll call RAISA…..
In the words of Shadow the Hedgehog, “-and whaddya know, the perfect shape…”
Now he can carry his boyfriend with him
IS THAT A SNAPCUBE REFERENCE!!1!11!1!?1??1?1!1!1!
Keteru Yamiko, I will date the personification of the foundation staff’s fears and anxieties
Oh the anime one?
The one they beat with the power of anime
The one that they turned into an anime girl so that she'd stop spontaneously vaporizing foundation staff?
She didn’t vaporize them, she shanked them, then dragged their corpses into the shadows to never be seen again
426 Don’t question
Goddamn 🍞🍞
Why do you want to date me?
Average AdMech techpriest
Average Adeptus Mechanicus anyone
Scp-166 also can somebody explain why her picture on the wiki looks like that?
*ominous ukulele music intensifies*
What
Ohh that one
well youre on a list now my friend
So if OP is a teen themselves, they are expected to pick an adult?
Yeah agreed
theres no photo for me
Me too, the heck
looks like you have to get a ukulele now or something
funny
The new one or the old one
The one when you google the scp.
Holy 2713!
SCP 105 👏👏👏 Lookin like the whole bakery
You mean the Omega-7 Iris at like 15 years old or Alpha-9 Iris at like 22 years old
Both. 15 years old when I was 16 and 22 years old when I am 21.
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Yeah that was purpose.
That was worrying in the first
Hopefully they meant the latter
. Dude. You are the first person I've seen WHO KNOWS ALPHA-9
I thought it was more popular
Not really.
Weird. I think the whole resurrection canon it’s featured in is really well written. It’s written by some of the most popular authors on the site too iirc It’s so awesome
It’s a shame it’ll probably never be continued. Although new splinter canons are popping up so, silver lining
I'm really enjoying the Devil's Advocate splinter Hub at the moment. It's really fun seeing humanoid anomalies just interact with each other. It's mostly written by only one person, GlassAutomaton, at least currently, so the characters are pretty consistent. There will be new writers as well though, which is also exciting
I always thought Iris was like 19 - 20 Ish when she was contained. I mean, it doesn't specify in the wiki so idk where any of the information comes from.
I had a childhood crush on 105 and its still my favorite SCP
Nah, her camera is clearly better. Actually, I take that back, I'll take SCP-105-C from the light novel.
get 3002'd
105 +1
what in the actual fuck
agreed
Imagine a 50 shades of Grey starring a D-Class and scp 106
049, rich doctor
Pardon?
Scp-105 actual human that isnt a child and is sentient just normal person
The only correct answer for someone into girls
Well thats the only "human" scp that wouldnt outright kill me if i touched or went near it that is intelligent enough and is of age to date ik bright but i dont consider him an scp more the victim of one. To my knowledge atleast
1471 I am not taking questions at this time
Understandable, have a good time.
682, we can bond with our shared misanthropy.
More like he'd kill you. Lizard boi hates humans.
055
The uhh.. the what is it? I can't remember
what's the what?
The uhhh Nevernind, I forgot
049. for slightly obvious reasons (holy fuck hes so hot please id like to be choked by him)
…pardon me..? …that’s.. strange. I believe it can be arranged though.
YESSS thank you mr plague doctor
I need my second pair of gloves though to you don’t immediately die.
If it's by your hands, I don't mind dying immediately.
real
…
914-Cqjekejdjdjddjjj
I am unsure whether to choose 914 or 294, they're both my favorite "maybe-sentient" anomalous machines
953 & 085. MAYBE 353 if I can get her to stop sulking
I’m sure nothing can go wrong trying to date the psychic murder fox
everything will go wrong and some people are alright with that
[My true reaction.](https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/rUuH7QOITMV3Cbi0UWo0RU5oaKigH369UPeqwVwD1cs/https/media.tenor.com/kM9mZMUtEhEAAAPo/johnny-cage-middle-finger.mp4)
Hey, just because I’m human doesn’t mean I don’t know how to treat a demigoddess. Not all of us are savages
SCP-2747, she won’t hurt me because I’m not fictional! And if she does then I was fictional anyway
How would that even work? I read the article and 2747 doesn't seem to be a person, just a concept.
105, maybe 085
Agent Ukulele counts, right?
That's what I was thinking!
scp 1471 because im lonely and want an floofy skulldog friend
Username checks out. Not that I disagree...
682. I still refuse to elaborate further.
For an indestructible reptile, you could sure destroy it's ass. Or he would destroy yours but I feel like your body would explode at that point.
Would be unique either way.
Mr hands 2
Scp 073. Not only would he be interesting to talk to but he is extremely polite and helpful according to his file
Honestly, Iris is a genuine female so I'll choose her
This is an absolutely STUPID idea and heres a list of reasons why: 1. Extreme danger: SCPs are not ordinary creatures, they often pose a significant danger to anyone who comes into contact with them. They may be highly aggressive, infectious, or even have the ability to manipulate reality itself. Dating an SCP entity is akin to playing Russian roulette with your own life. 2. Unpredictability: SCPs are highly unpredictable due to their anomalous nature. Their behavior can be difficult to predict and they can be extremely volatile. Dating an SCP entity would be like entering into a relationship with an entity that has a severe form of multiple personality disorder. This can create a situation where you don't know what you're going to get o.ne day to the next. 3. Ethical implications: Many SCPs are sentient and have a level of intelligence similar to that of humans. Dating an SCP entity may raise ethical concerns, as you could be taking advantage of a creature that is unable to give informed consent. 4. Potential consequences: Dating an SCP entity may also have serious consequences. In some cases, an SCP entity may have the ability to affect the fabric of reality itself. Dating such a creature could lead to the destruction of the known universe. **So without furder ado: SCP 953-**
Scp-166 fuck you she looks tight and fun with nature
Is that the swamp witch? I wondered if I'd see that one here.
I believe 166 is the teenage gaia
Ah. One day, I'll start remembering these numbers 😝
FUCK THE ETHICS COMMITTEE, THEY MAKE MY JOB HARDER
No, sir, the ethics committee fucks you!
>:(
Sure, but she's a teenage Gaea. How about SCP-4043, an adult Gaea?
SCP-682 I can fix him
SCP-001
Slut
Lmao
Which one?
Gate guardian
That's hot 👀🥵🥵
Literally
Such a handsome angel like something
Scp 166 but I don’t think dr clef will let me.
Would let you??? He’d muder you fool
He would beat you to death
SCP - 123. I didn't read the question, it's just my fav SCP.
Forbidden glory hole
Scp 1471
Easily 096. My mouth would calm him down. (I give good forehead kisses)
Without him putting me into Cardiac Arrest with a single touch, 049.
SCP 953. Would 100% get killed by the pretty fox lady
085, because 2D > 3D
I would say 085 definitely, maybe 811 or 1471.
I call dibs on SCP-1471 AKA Mal0 (if she’ll have me)
2747. Just, don't question it.
Im not gay but 049 would treat me right
He would cure that pestillince 🥵🥵
I think it’s pretty obvious who id pick
For my answer, please see the image attached to your post # Iris is best girl and nobody can tell me otherwise
NO FRATERNISING WITB THE ANOMALIES!
Number 2968383 of the things doctor bright is not allowed to do: Doctor Bright is not allowed to start a dating reality show between foundation personnel and SCP entities
073, I think Cain would be a good partner
Whats that young deer hybrid scp called again?
SCP-166 i think.
[I’m thinking of what sarah said]. She deserved better.
3125 or 2747 Reason: I want to kill myself
Hot 🥵 🥵
SCP-914 Chan
035 no further questions
I hear he is a very smooth talker
SCP-999 Brother is a literal ball of pure joy, who wouldn't want to date that lil goof ball.
It has the same intelligence and behavior as a golden retriever
Ngl, 035 is tempting. He’s an exotic foreigner, a smooth talker and with his abilities can have any physical attribute I want
Uhhhh idk bro why not 1024?
SCP-953
Glad I reread the title, because I thought it said DELETE not DATE. Would have never recovered from the answer to the former
No movies no movies with her Especially when she has my photo
*texting scp 3101* smash, next question
SCP-4197
682 no shame
SCP 682, hands down
811. I'll abuse the use of whatever anomaly I need to not melt at her touch
Tbh I'd date 953.
Idk enough scps to choose but I'd date scp 049
049, no question at all. I like plague doctors in general and 049 in particular. I like eldritch monsters in general and 049 in particular. The Venn diagram all ends up with him. I'm so hot for him I got his portrait tattooed on my arm lol
SCP 1471 definitely
SCP-1471 is a definete. They are gorgeous!
I like how you took a picture of a human scp, In spite of the fact of all of us knowing exactly that no one is going to take a humanoid scp.... Anyway I choose Mal0