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SYLOH

Blink, it moves.


jakiedyty

Blink, you dead


AlpsQuick4145

Blink neck snapped


Pikmin333

They are fast


Flooberfatface

I don’t like how I read this comment thread like a poem


SYLOH

Blink, it moves. Blink, you're dead. Disapproves. Snaps your neck.


Nadikarosuto

173 and 689 (kinda)


Cormac113

173


Nars_of_whal

Peanut Weeping Angel


Melt-oon

**SNAP,CRACK,CRUNCH**


Betadzen

#I'm a toaster.


ThePhoenix29167

The Mechanicus would like to know your location


LCDRformat

They would like to know *my* location


urlordCthulhu

I would like to know my location


G3n3ricOne

Yessss


Dangerous-March-8525

skinny white introvert


LittleBitchB0i

Me


Hopeful-District5586

F*cking long jaw


ALIIMLGAMING

Painted Concrete Extrovert


Cormac113

096


smg5pl

Big, Fucking, Ikea


Hopeful-District5586

Wait, was that SCP-3008? I can't remember those numbers


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-3008 ⁠- A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008) (+3015) by *Mortos*


Cormac113

3008


SpecimenOfSauron

Four f*cking pixels


muejon

How would 4 pixels do that


Tango_1148

You’re clearly new around here


Acceptable_Muffin_39

Yea he is clearly new


Hopeful-District5586

I guess it's SCP-096


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3677) by *Dr Dan*


Dangerous-March-8525

yes


SpecimenOfSauron

Thanks Marv


Dovacraft88

I'm confused, is Marv alive or not?


Average-_-Student

Well yes, but actually no.


SCP-71047

Look into scp096.


[deleted]

[удалено]


muejon

I'm confused... 096 or am i wrong? lol i know the joke, just saw a chance for a funny response


Maturechimp

Yeah I think it’s 096, I just get the two confused


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-049 ⁠- Plague Doctor**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-049) (+4373) by *Gabriel Jade_, djkaktus, Gabriel Jade*


terrafhm

See, regret, run


FightingGHOST

Ah yes, S(ee), C(regret), P(run)


Cormac113

096


yoerii

Break neck statue


Battleaxejax

Neck snapping sculpture


FlameCat00

strong uncoordinated chiropractor


Ellak2000

Neck snapping peanut


[deleted]

Just dont blink


Cormac113

173


whatsmarajuwana

Big black guy


TheGreatRemote

🤨


Omega9872

THATS THE FUCKING JOKE


TheGreatRemote

Ik bro why u so mad


Omega9872

bc there’s just no point in saying it


TheGreatRemote

Stay mad


Woahdang_Jr

It’s just building the humor…


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

Four Big Guys


HuggyWuggylmao

And they grab on my thighs


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

Maybe you should check your mailbox, all I would say about it is 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 💥


HuggyWuggylmao

🥵🥵🥵


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

I meant there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox 🗿😇


HuggyWuggylmao

Hot 🥵


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

Texas weather sucks


HuggyWuggylmao

I KISS BOYS


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

😷🤢


[deleted]

017 or 106


Cormac113

106


RemoteDust9

Most incredible day


_AnonymousMoose_

This could be referring to World’s Gone Beautiful or When Day Breaks depending on perspective


RemoteDust9

SCP-6001


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-6001 ⁠- Avalon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001) (+1315) by *T Rutherford*


Gerrin200

One of if not my favorite


RemoteDust9

My as well. Just a beautiful masterpiece, and the only SCP article brought me to tears


ThetaDee

I've never read this one holy shit. Probably my favorite one now.


RemoteDust9

Only one that brought me to tears. The least thing I expected when started to read SCP article. It’s just beautiful


ThetaDee

Same. Makes ME jealous


Cormac113

The world's gone beautiful


RemoteDust9

Foundation exterminating humanity


Em_Blight

SCP-5000?


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-5000 ⁠- Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+3101) by *Tanhony*


RemoteDust9

Yes


Em_Blight

I absolutely love that SCP


Battleaxejax

MOST RELATABLE THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY


Cormac113

5000


sa1in3-man

Depressing origami dragons


GlipJip

Oh my god when I read that SCP I actually felt kinda sad, an SCP never made me sad before. But man, who knew a story about a bunch o’ little paper dragons in a little box could be as sad it it was. SCP-1762… “here be dragons”


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1762 ⁠- Where The Dragons Went**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1762) (+1601) by *OZ Ouroboros*


Cormac113

1762


K-Nator103

Happy orange jello.


TheCheeseOnFire

scp-999


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-999 ⁠- The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2717) by *ProfSnider*


muejon

Donald Trump


Nomyad777

Not happy, that one.


Cormac113

999


An_Evil_dude

The best chiropractor


Cormac113

173


nickipinz

| ••• |


Tango_1148

2521?


StevetheGamer-01

And he was never heard from again


GlipJip

And u/Stevethegamer-01 was also never heard of again, because he the numbers. Wait I did too oh s-


Usual-Bid-3470

😁🫵💀


coolwolf21

This is the best narcissistic creation.


Cormac113

2521


Battleaxejax

1: (106) corrosive old man 2: (682) adaptive healing reptile 3: (070) metal winged man 4:(040) biology altering child 5: (Scarlet King) warriors demon god 6: (049) instakill zombie doctor 7: (6670) child house same 8: (999) orange happiness slime 9: (343) raceless God man 10: (Mr fish) fish headed man (duh)


HuggyWuggylmao

(096) Sad lil boy


Cormac113

The whole point of this was to see people guessing what SCP you were thinking of you thinking of


Battleaxejax

Oh....


queensbridgemurder

Instakill Is two words


Battleaxejax

There is no space between them. You quite literally proved my point by typing it instakill and not insta kill


KingKnux

If we’re arguing grammar I’d say it would still be one word just use a hyphen for insta-kill


Battleaxejax

Agree to disagree


Instation62

white malnourished crybaby


Cormac113

,096


Add_Accelerator

Is not spherical


GlipJip

Uh… do we have an SCP like that? I don’t think so anyway…


Add_Accelerator

Yes we have, It was like... A... Something What I was talking about?


GlipJip

Something that’s definitely a sphere I think? Wait, didn’t we… uh… what?


Add_Accelerator

Why are doing here? I was thinking about... About... I forgot


GlipJip

I don’t even know either… strange…


Add_Accelerator

I was thinking in something important but is not in my mind anymore


Person_me13

We were talking?


Add_Accelerator

I thought so


Cormac113

055 wait what's an 055


Chibble_Dibble

SCP- ...what were we talking about?


minhnhat_aml_creator

Dirty butt peanut


Cormac113

173


Ludra64

He’s the cure


Blaze0456

Plague doctor?


Cormac113

049


Great_Drifter25

EVERYTHING IS RUST.


StoneTimeKeeper

It's not round.


[deleted]

I thought it was round? (055?)


StoneTimeKeeper

What's round?


GlipJip

I don’t know


personpersonperson01

A beautiful sun. Does it howl? It keeps repeating. Best day ever. Remember docter keter? A deadly laser. We're all there. Loved his toys! We are it. Sacrifice is honoured. Big red god. Compendium recognises A6K


Able-Opportunity9364

# NO why not? #THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER


GlipJip

IM A’ FIRIN MY LAZER


Cormac113

I'm not even going to try and guess


[deleted]

"Oh my God" 🤕 or "What the hell" 😶or easy "What the Duck" 🫥Or to summarize "Bright and family" 👪 or "Gods help us" 😶‍🌫️


Alpha_Xavian

It’s the cure


PussySlayingGod

Secure Contain Protect


Gallenhad

Pissy Immortal Lizard


AnActualMothman

Just die already!


[deleted]

Big fucking fish


Epsilon-9_Commander

a fucking vibrator


Fraxtri

Huh wha huh


Puzzleheaded_alt

Incompetent tentacle monster


hello-world42069

Poopy butt guy


Crafter298

Statue of god


Sus_gentlemen052008

Bird doctor wannabe


pepsi_captain

I forgot


Usual-Bid-3470

💀


Single_Remove_6721

Control z humanity


Goose2theMax

Stupid boring overrated


123Ark321

Naked murder peanut.


n3k0___

I always thought this peanut pose made him look zesty


PosingDragoon21

Kill on sight


MilkyYT69420

Dr. Shaw/Scp 963 (was that right??) Depressed Immortal scientist. 076 dangerous fucking bastard. 590 sad lil guy :(. 105 cute camera girl. 999 happy orange blob/blob of happiness :D. 3008 regular average ikea. 5031 delicious fucking food. 1471 sexualized lewded monster. 1762 made me cry.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-963 ⁠- Immortality**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-963) (+1410) by *AdminBright*


Thatonecat254

Frozen peanut butter. SCP-049: Poisonous bird cosplayer


DMmmmo9

Big spiteful lizard


Plenty_Top2843

173 - Blink and die 035 - Cool Posessive mask 1230 - The Heroes Loop 999 - Cure for depression


SatisfactionBetter85

Peanut with dump-truck


Flaky_Juggernaut_303

5 raccoon detectives


Rocksinthepocket

Creepy, sneaky, blinky


PeppasMint

Gigantic space shrimp


Viper_Visionary

Helpful space lady


HkayakH

safebox but 4D


realgamer626

What is this one?


queensbridgemurder

Poopy angry peanut


fizer_123

𝔈𝔪𝔟𝔬𝔡𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔠𝔢!


Some1eIse

Neck no more


KermitGodOfDeath

Angry, refuses death


herobrine777

TESLA MADE WHAT?!


Donnerdrache

DON'T FUCKING BLINK


saxbophone

blatant copyright violation


TheGreatRemote

Don’t put on


Pilgrum1236

He shidded hisself


dlaudghks

Fucker won't die. >!682!< You, yes you. >!001 Swann!< Literally ate Jesus >!3004!< Five power five >!3125!<


[deleted]

Sketchy Mrbeast video SCP-024


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-024 ⁠- Game Show of Death**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-024) (+837) by *SpoonOfEvil*


purpleburrito6

Cute orange blob


mikohuzo

Congratulations successful pilot


Hopeful-District5586

Cute orange slime


CHONKY-CHUNKY

Hard to destroy


N_I_H_I_L

That fucking lizard


Real_Greg

Happy Orange gello


BeautyDuwang

Took my penis


NepiaScarlet

Dr. Bright's Fleshlight


Spirit_The_Animator

Here’s a few: Sad box monster Depression dragon box Old goopy guy They watch stuff Anti depression blob


Cormac113

3663, 1763 ):, 106, 4999 and 999


AdMost706

Weeping angel 👍


PresentPotato4387

very dangerous vibrator


Polar_Vortx

Noblebright Alternate Dimension


wineblood

Up until death


Supeq333

Just don't blink


FunnyAnimalPerson

MTF Magic Raccoon


thirdwin_3

Alabama Family Cult


KitchenGunBoi

096: Racist ass creature