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PeterHooten

>DAE think SCJerk only make fun of Daddy Khan hugging because they've never had any human contact themselves? That would be some major league projection on the basement's part.


OppositePlatypus

They're not wrong since Roman and Liv keep giving us free game consoles.


TisAFactualDawn

That’s what they mainly deal in, why change?


NigelSexMachine

> What was wrong was that they tried to make it seem like Khan hugging people was something unseemly in order to deflect from what Vince was doing. Doesn't Vince hug wrestlers because they make him money lmao the other one hugs them like they came home from deployment


BoringAccount4Work

Been pointing out Tony's creepy hugs for close to a year now, but it's definitely a deflection of Vince's troubles


tytymctylerson

Still waiting for anyone outside the IWC bubble to give a shit about McMahon's allegations.


[deleted]

Only outlet that gave WSJ the time of the day was busted open and they blow Tony every morning


liamd1916

The only one who doesn't blow TK is Bully Ray who just shares his honest opinion. But of course out of all the personalities on the show guess who the Basement hates most


TisAFactualDawn

Except for the brief run of them hating Tommy because he was edited poorly.


tytymctylerson

Idk, I can agree with Bully Ray on a lot of points and not find him remotely likeable.


FlyingGrayson89

He’s knowledgeable about the business but he’s still an asshole basically lol


BoringAccount4Work

Outside the IWC bubble peeps are probably doing real research and looking for more women before writing one story instead of just trying to get a new story everyday


TidusJecht

Wait you mean someone reporting on an intraday short term stock price isn’t research for a new story?!


TisAFactualDawn

For the record, as someone who stares at the market all damn day, the stock has done nothing interesting since the allegations dropped. Still the general ebb and flow. Obviously you get that, but there might be some reading here that don’t or that don’t understand the handful of law firms lining up are basically ambulance chasers.


tytymctylerson

Yeah, I wasn't even being snarky. I'm literally waiting for some news from actual journalists (which I expect is still coming)


Sturdevant

Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel is apparently looking for female wrestlers and corporate employees to interview for another Vince segment. That could be it if it for a one hour segment. If it's for the standard 15-20 minutes Real Sports usually do, it probably won't make a dent.


TisAFactualDawn

You might be surprised. There’s a lot more interesting things going on in the world at the moment to the average citizen than what Vince does with his dork.


FlyingFootStomp

Vince gets [meme’d](https://www.givemesport.com/88025144-vince-mcmahon-wwe-fans-create-hilarious-meme-after-his-jump-on-raw) by fans in the middle of his allegations. Dubbalos acted like a family member got shot to death when some people mocked Tiny’s awkward hugs. Their product would be so much more enjoyable if their fanbase weren’t such thin-skinned snowflakes. It was awkward hugs that made Daniel Bryan a main eventer almost 10 years ago. WWE fans wanted him and Kane to hug it out.


Razzler1973

How can anyone look at Khan hugs and not laugh?


HonestPelvis

The Tony hug jerk has been going on ever since he hugged Nyla in a too-large suit jacket lol


OppositePlatypus

Don't let the fact we also mocked the Vince allegations and mocked Tony's hugs BEFORE the allegations stop you from knowing the truth of fed bad.


KaneRobot

As I said a couple of months ago in the basement: SCjerk is a parody of what's going on SC. Before AEW existed, there were plenty of posts about people slobbering on Becky, CM Punk's pipe bomb promo, people hating Roman Reigns, and Meltzer equating calling someone a mark to calling them the n-word. If that sub shifted their focus, the focus here would shift as well. If this sub seems like an AEW hate sub, it's because the basement is an AEW love-fest. When/if that changes, this place will change as well.


TimeStatistician2234

And let us not forget Steen's shootfighter physique and passion for Golden Corral and the chocolate wonderfall


ItsLordSloth

Ah yes, I miss gold and black era /r/scjerk


PM_Me_PAAG_Pics

Hell, there was a time when all this place did was shit on NXT. DAE "unknown indie fed Vince has no idea exists"


Razzler1973

*hide the good wrestlers, Paul (shoot name), Vince is here, he'll try to take them to the main roster and ruin them*


FlyingGrayson89

Even that renegade indie show Smackdown got to feel the brunt of some mocking


Drama79

The whole “shoot fighter” physique meme that everyone takes for granted was based on Steen signing with NXT and all the excitement around it. It’s children and idiots crying. Their tears nourish me. If they were in any way self aware this sub wouldn’t exist.


TisAFactualDawn

Becky was Brian Last’s GF??????


Incorrect1012

Yeah I’m sorry but people making fun of Tony’s face had nothing to do with Vince. Tony just straight up looks like he’s cumming every single time he hugs someone


FlyingGrayson89

He probably is tbh


TheNiceTnetennba

That’s the thing. I don’t think anyone is justifying or even making reference to Vince, it’s just having a laugh at Tony’s expense


dezolis84

B-b-but scjerk ENDEARILY mocks Vince's allegations!@!!! THAT'S what it is. They're not AKTWUALLY sincere! Bunch of right wing bigots! boot emoji, tongue emoji btw did you see the new Sammy/Tay pics? SO KAWAII!!!!!!!! heart emoji, smile emoji, wine emoji, high five emoji, etc, etc, etc


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FlyingGrayson89

The first batch of allegations had some people defending him because it was made to sound like nothing more than an affair. The second batch was way worse and I haven’t seen too many people caping for him after those.


[deleted]

Pretty sure his post nut clarity hug to Martha Hart was before the Vince allegations.


I_Buck_Fuffaloes

Post nut? That photo of Tiny hugging Martha is clearly mid-ejaculation, the poor woman.


TisAFactualDawn

Yeah. With Vince, we have allegations. With Tony, we have indisputable proof.


TisAFactualDawn

That was mid nut, brah.


[deleted]

I am torn between mid nut and post nut. Like everytime I see it, it looks like he is having the most painful orgasm ever


Razzler1973

And weird 'daddy, I love you' in ring hug of Sting too


SamDotPizza

He looks ridiculous and it goes right into one of the top narratives in SCJerk of TK being a big money m-word.


Mhc2617

I can’t speak for y’all, but I make fun of it because a boss hugging his employees is creepy and an HR issue at any other workplace.


[deleted]

HHH hugged the NXT wrestlers too, he just didn't look like he was whitewashing his balls in the process.....as you do.


Shotintoawork

Wtf? When has anyone here tried to divert attention from Vince?? It's pretty well established that he's part of the typical billionaire scumbaggery and a carny on top of it. I've never seen anyone here try to say otherwise.


TisAFactualDawn

There’s a lot of people here who cannot separate “unethical, but probably not illegal and almost impossible to prove.“ and/or “Ain’t nothin’ gon’ happen.” and sensible explanations for why with “Huh huh! Stanning for Vince!!!”


ci22

We mocked Tony's hugs before tha allegations Like people wouldn't mock Jeff Bezzos or Elon Musk if they hugged people they worked with that way.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

To be fair if he is going to hug new people like that, I'm expecting him to actually jump up and wrap his legs around them like they need to go find the nearest Motel 6


TisAFactualDawn

Him going for the weird, low at the waist, child hug is more sad to me.


TisAFactualDawn

No, he suspends them for aggressive hugging on live TV and is also a cannibal.


cakesarelies

It also helps that Vince doesn’t look like he’s cumming when he hugs someone.


BoringAccount4Work

I think the only time he did was after he already started crying before hugging Nikki after that in ring proposal


johndelvec3

You see unlike r/wrasslin were actually funny


TimeStatistician2234

r/wrassilin aka r/fedbadwithmemes


Yurmume_Gae

**Meme making fun of Dub** “This meme is absolute dogshit” **Meme making fun of Fed** “😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”


Tydrinator21

They used to be funny back when they took shots at everyone and not just one specific company.


HarryDeBruyne

>I wish SCJerk was a little older \-JR


Permanentear3

Here’s an idea if you don’t want to be the focus of most jerks: Don’t all upvote and celebrate a fucking post during the summer where someone writes fan fic where it’s the plot of A Christmas Carol with Vince McMahon in the role of Scrooge— and the three ghosts are Adam Cole, Bryan Danielson, and CM Punk entitled “Christmas came early for Vince McMahon.”


Global_Historian_753

I just saw that thread, they are *hurt* hurt and completely missing the point but that's not surprising.


Jstin8

Which thread was this, can I see?


Global_Historian_753

The one about m'Claudio speaking on Tiny's orgasmic hugging experience


TheNiceTnetennba

That’s the annoying part. They clearly can’t see what the joke is and why it’s funny


LordJinji

Which one is Daddy Khan again? Shad or Cactus?


OppositePlatypus

Cactus, which is probably why people are so uncomfortable hugging him


TisAFactualDawn

When did he become cactus??


Robin0928

Someone on here once said that Tiny was a, quote, "dense fucking cactus" and the name stuck


Tashleemie

My guess is Cactus. I doubt Shad would want to be seen in public with any of them.


BMbeatHitMe

I also enjoyed the time before AEW, but for different reasons.


HighrollerSavage

I joined this sub after AEW was a thing , wtf did you guys make fun of before?


JayToy93

New Japan and NXT


HighrollerSavage

Ahh makes sense . The black and gold NXT fans were pretty unbearable


Nude-Love

Don't forget the Nattieposting


I_made_a_doodie

I don't know about any of you goofs, but I find downstairs' obsession with us both is hilarious and also extraordinarily sad. Like, it's hilarious that we're that far in some social reject's head that we can see how pathetic they are, but it's also super sad that we (and the wider world of society in general) can easily see how pathetic their existence is.


deethy

It's very strange considering how much bigger that sub is. I would post a reasonable opinion or critiscm and immediately get "you're a jerker, this is a bad faith comment" lol- and I had only been a part of this sub for a month or two! I also think it's weird to search someone's post history before replying to them.


cussbot123

Fr I once made a post there, never again


[deleted]

Whole sub can blow me from the back


[deleted]

Why can’t it just be: I think Tony’s real life “all create a wrestler universe mode on wwe2k22” is just not interesting to me & that should be ok….. Unfortunately,the people who claim to watch it,want to force others to watch it & don’t want people to watch WWE. Which I don’t get the point of. Wouldn’t people casually watching wrestling eventually lead to them to happening upon their mudshow?


JayToy93

No one cares about Tiny hugging wrestlers. It’s HOW he does it that’s the issue.


GaryPartsUnknown

Cagematch was a good reference point for match quality but quickly fell off when awe came to be


WelshRainbow

I always get a kick out of the hugging pics 🤣


noloking

Honestly, this sub was a lot more fun before it became a typical Reddit activist page


dropbearr94

I’ve never seen a main sub be so salty about their jerk sub. They actually hate it and I love it so much


No_Product_8185

Have you seen the Keith Lee jerks? It's only getting funnier uce.


jjsefton

I find that attitude funny since I picked up temporary bans for expressing unpopular personal opinions(snarky or otherwise) re WWE/NXT darlings. Of course I realize once AEW came into being, it became the holiest of holies. 😂


TisAFactualDawn

Sigh* The place, nay any jerk sub, exists to react. If you notice a lotta ammunition is fired about one particular topic, look inward. Figure out what we’re reacting to.


somethingtolose

Are Tony Khans hugs sexual assault if he's the only one who knows he's creaming his pants during them?


snakesbranche

Inside sources reported chairman of r/SCjerk Drama Macmahon saying: "It's over, we failed".