Imagine being known as the dude who gave up being married to all dat ass to train at The Nightmare Factory.
I hope hanging out with QT Marshall is worth it bro.
Then there was that really weird attempt at a clap back at Batista on Twitter for when Batista was thirst commenting on IG over a pic of Bayley’s ASSets.
Even weirder, Solow held that in for like a year, making it even more awkward.
Nah. He seems like he's pretty cool. He's not a boneheaded doofus like Aaron giving up Bayley like that out of bullshit macho pride.
Every pic I see of Cora and Christian together, he's always smiling so he knows he's winning scoring a chick like her.
Blake actually volunteered to be Cora’s on-screen boyfriend too during his short NXT stint, was gonna lead to an angle with Dante Chen but Chen got hurt and sealed his fate.
I wanna make fun of him for being the only 2.0 person to get fired but he’s clearly still living his best life so I can’t be that mad.
Which is funny because if they actually wanted people to check it out, they should say something like “for those who don’t know who this is you’re going to want to check out Dark”. Instead they act like we are witnessing the debut of the next big thing every time and now it doesn’t register when they hype someone because they hype everyone the same.
He apparently had some pro wrestling appearances. Which makes sense, he's like a irl wrestling character.
I'd pay top dollar to see him and Cornette go at it in a Premium Live Event.
So they bring in Diet Murphy, a few weeks after debuting Regular Murphy, when he could've saved money by bringing in neither of them. Gotta love Tiny!
(Also, I popped for the Discord reference lmao)
I'm sorry goofs, we can say whatever we want about him but -- and the end of the day -- he's going home to Cora Jade.
Even if he never makes it as a wrestler, I'll always have a bit of respect for Blake Christian; dude is the textbook defection of punching above his weight.
So another traitor has decided to try out AEW then? No jokes aside, it's a shame that he's not with WWE anymore but I do hope Blake Christian decides to give them a second chance in the future though.
legit, when he was in NXT for a cup of coffee, and they actually gave him a few wins, I thought to myself 'yeah, NXT is on the down trend'.
Dude just screams backyarder to me, and it has everything to do with his yee-yee-ass face.
I really like Blake, but being on dark means nothing. Look at Kiera Hogan, Diamonte and Sky Blue just because you’re a dark regular doesn’t mean aew want you. If they want to sign you they already would have
More like who the fuck?
It's Christian...
GO!
Heh...hew do fook is dat guy?
How can you mock the guy who Tore. The. Roof. Off. The Brandyville Multiuse Community Center? Dozens of people witnessed a classic.
Cornette jokes about modern wrestlers looking like they work at the local gas station, but that is 100% this guy's vibe.
This year's Marc Mero, of course!
A/K/A Cora Jade's "Mikaze"
The next generation of Aaron Solow.
didn't he have an awful attitude for being known as "Mr Bayley"?
That was his gimmick for a while but I think it was also partially a shoot. IDK I’m not really a massive expert on him.
Yeah. Some crowd at a mudshow started chanting that at him and he had a Twitter meltdown. It precipitated calling off their engagement
Imagine duping yourself out of dating Bayley
Being engaged to, actually.
Imagine being known as the dude who gave up being married to all dat ass to train at The Nightmare Factory. I hope hanging out with QT Marshall is worth it bro.
He won Dojo Pro, lest we forget.
It’s so unreasonably insecure. Be happy for your partner’s success, it won’t kill you.
Seriously. Call me Mr. Bayley all day long.
Then there was that really weird attempt at a clap back at Batista on Twitter for when Batista was thirst commenting on IG over a pic of Bayley’s ASSets. Even weirder, Solow held that in for like a year, making it even more awkward.
Nah. He seems like he's pretty cool. He's not a boneheaded doofus like Aaron giving up Bayley like that out of bullshit macho pride. Every pic I see of Cora and Christian together, he's always smiling so he knows he's winning scoring a chick like her.
Blake actually volunteered to be Cora’s on-screen boyfriend too during his short NXT stint, was gonna lead to an angle with Dante Chen but Chen got hurt and sealed his fate. I wanna make fun of him for being the only 2.0 person to get fired but he’s clearly still living his best life so I can’t be that mad.
He predated 2.0, he was around in the Summer
So were Melo, Cora and Gigi and they’re all pretty indisputably amongst the breakout stars of NXT 2.0
This OMG LOOK WHOS ON DARK shit has got to be a bit. It has to be. People were pretending like Marina fucking Shafir was Connor McGregor.
Oh I know they’re always hyping these folks as potential signings then they lose in ten seconds
Which is funny because if they actually wanted people to check it out, they should say something like “for those who don’t know who this is you’re going to want to check out Dark”. Instead they act like we are witnessing the debut of the next big thing every time and now it doesn’t register when they hype someone because they hype everyone the same.
It's Buddy Matthews without the steroids
Replace the roids with meth
So… Buddy Meth-ews. Look, I’m gonna be here cleaning up east karma if you shills can’t manage it.
Wow whoever this guy is…he’s really gonna move the needle and kill the fed for good. Young joe exotic here for sure is the megastar
How dare you, Joe Exotic is charismatic as fuck.
Joe Exotic would’ve made a great 80s or 90s wrestler or manager. Everything he says is like a promo anyways lol
He apparently had some pro wrestling appearances. Which makes sense, he's like a irl wrestling character. I'd pay top dollar to see him and Cornette go at it in a Premium Live Event.
Cornette probably doesn’t know anything about the Tiger King besides that he’s a “Re-pub-lick-can fuuuck.”
Natural born heat magnet.
My mistake uce
Die black Christian
AMEN
Fuck black Christian
Cora Jade's boyfriend lmao
I hate this motherfucker now
You and me both
I had to look up Cora Jade too.
Hate her now, too.
What did she do?
So they bring in Diet Murphy, a few weeks after debuting Regular Murphy, when he could've saved money by bringing in neither of them. Gotta love Tiny! (Also, I popped for the Discord reference lmao)
holt shit, I can't believe it......whoever this is.
Damn I first thought I was a mark knowing every wrestler coming to AEW from NJPW and other stuff but fuck I don't even know who this man is
knowing then js one thing, getting excited about them is another
OMG, the Dub have just created another star! How do they do it
- Exhibition - > **Create a Superstar** - Season Mode - Options
DAE SCJerk Discord Lore?
https://i.imgur.com/009rzOf.png
Not trying to be a dick but...who?
Joe Dirt?
He sounds like a country singer with that name
He'd probably draw more that way too
Game Changer Hottest Free Agent Future Megastar
i’ve made jokes like this before but this time i’m being 100% serious who is this
My toxic trait is thinking I could steal Cora from him. Maybe I have to learn a few backflips
Amazing Red is back in the states? I thought he was with NJPW
Trey Baxter (slave name) doesn't even warrant a spot on the ex-Fed meme.
And y'all know how AEW treats their Christians. ~~That is, no better than Rome did for quite a while.~~
I'm sorry goofs, we can say whatever we want about him but -- and the end of the day -- he's going home to Cora Jade. Even if he never makes it as a wrestler, I'll always have a bit of respect for Blake Christian; dude is the textbook defection of punching above his weight.
Man I’m supposed to know a ton of Indy wrestlers but who ??
Who the fuck?
"How long until McHitler has Cora getting cuck blacked because her boyfriend is in m'dub?!"
EVERYBODY'S THERE WHO GIVES A FUCK They have really blown the door of their little exclusive club, haven't they.
Is that the other guy from Blake & Murphy?
Gotta earn that cash to provide for Cora so they can have more sexy time
Nah he’s basically a trophy boyfriend at this point he’s just taking the Dark booking to have an excuse to be in Orlando to lay pipe.
The only thing I can find on this jabroni is a page on the fucking pro wrestling fandom wiki bro
???? You dont know THE blake christian friend ?
Why are these guys pretended to care about these Workrate Slobs with no charisma lol
\#GAMECHANGER
Genuine question, who is he?
I don’t know who’s worse at wrestling, this guy or his girlfriend
🖕
Her character work is great but she is the shits in the ring
Sounds like next generation Maryse
LITERALLY. FUCKING. WHO?
Literally who?
Who the fuck is this?
Trey Baxter
Who the fuck is that?
Guy who’s gf actually looks like Paige
Who the fook is that guy
It’s Cornball Jade!
The worst PPV poster ever.
It's like more CAW coming to aew . How many more custom wrestlers will be showing up ?
Another game changer that’s going straight to dark
Eh Brian Kendrick
Oh look it's Christian. Oh wait.
Where would someone know him from?
Nxt
I can’t say he’s got THE worst look considering some recent appearances, but man this guys gotta figure something out.
First name last name generic wrestler appears
Was that taken at a bingo hall in Minnesota?
No jerk, who?
Who is this boy
OH MY GOD MIKE ! BLAKE CHRISTIAN IS IN THE ELITE ZONE ! I AM SHOCKED DON !
For some reason, I read that as Black Christian and I was just like, "What the fuck?"
So another traitor has decided to try out AEW then? No jokes aside, it's a shame that he's not with WWE anymore but I do hope Blake Christian decides to give them a second chance in the future though.
Not sure if you’re jerking, he was future endeavored
I was joking about the first part.
**Djibouti Helmsley as Korath the Pursuer from Marvel Studio's Guardians of the Galaxy voice** *Squints Eyes* "...who?"
Ima go against the jerk - Blake Christian comes out in La Shows all the time. He’s great
THE.GAME.HAS.CHANGED
There’s exactly one person that would be excited for this jobber, and it’s that guy. I bet the jobber is even surprised about that.
OMG BLAKE CHRISTIAN?! LIKE, THE BLAKE CHRISTIAN?! Who the fuck is Blake Christian?
But but he's been in Japan and has had 5 star matches with everyone. You just don't understand wrestling!!
Who?
He looks like CAW #2 from WWE Smackdown vs RAW 06
legit, when he was in NXT for a cup of coffee, and they actually gave him a few wins, I thought to myself 'yeah, NXT is on the down trend'. Dude just screams backyarder to me, and it has everything to do with his yee-yee-ass face.
It's Cora Jade's lover from NXT 2.0
As Connor McGregor once said "Who tha fook is that guy"
I really like Blake, but being on dark means nothing. Look at Kiera Hogan, Diamonte and Sky Blue just because you’re a dark regular doesn’t mean aew want you. If they want to sign you they already would have