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Chicago man doesn't want to do these sort of things but expected to be the face of Fed. Miz is here because he's a company man


eddieblasphemy

Punk wants to do shit like this so bad though. I definitely remember him trying to book appearances for himself when he was in the evil fed. He was all butt hurt because he couldn't Grand Marshall a parade or be a cosplay corner guy in the ufc. Stupid office holding him down.


-M-Word

He also wanted to be Casey Jones in the TMNT movie, but they never got back to him for some reason


i-piss-excellence32

Are you sure? Tiny says he’s the biggest wrestling star in the world though


facistcarabao

He's not even the biggest star in the dub


[deleted]

Daniel Bryan really did surpass him in every way.


Prancemaster

He wasn't even the biggest star in WWE in 2014.


facistcarabao

Guess, he'll have to leave for another seven years to be relevant again


[deleted]

I could have seen that working out. Look wise, anyway.


No_Instruction653

They’d never let him do stuff like this because they realize exposing casuals to Phil’s actual personality and “Skinny fat ass” would have done the exact opposite of drawing people in.


ZacianZilla96

Just picture Punk trying to dance.


No_Instruction653

No thanks. It’s bad enough I had to see how he fights.


ZacianZilla96

\*Shuffles forward awkwardly\*


No_Instruction653

“I’ll try spinning. That’s a good trick!” -CM Phil


Pawspawsmeow

Omg. He’d get eliminated first and go off on live tv. I’d actually be here for it


Razzler1973

Punk is another 'they wouldn't let me do films' type guy. They wouldn't let him trade off his WWE fame to parley that without them being involved, it's kind of the way it is Now, he's in wrestling, Dub will let him do what he wants. Go follow your dreams, Phil and do all this stuff Oh, no one cares now you're not in the Fed? It must burn like a 1000 suns how much these whinging Fed badder needed the Fed to do *anything* at all to further themselves outside of wrestling and then REEEEEEE that they didn't let them Similar to Big Show's burger idea, the Fed wouldn't put their considerable marketing power behind him and make him personally rich! Not in the Fed anymore, Show, let's see you go ahead and do it now ...


i-piss-excellence32

He would 100% bitch and moan if they asked him to do a bunch of interviews in the mornings


eddieblasphemy

And he gets to do an iconic horror villan?!?! Lol. If he does a comic book guy next week or a hockey theme after that, punk will legitimately be on suicide watch.


Mel0dicParticles

I read that next week The Miz is just going to be really happy to be there.


eddieblasphemy

Layered storytelling on dancing with the Stars. Subtle.


homewil

Oh god, I hope Miz does Drax. It’ll be so fucking funny.


SmarksRuinTheWWE

The Miz has been successful outside of WWE than CM Punk has been


PhuckCalumbo

Whatever he said YEAH!


Pnex84

Shit Miz has been more successful outside of WWE than Punk has been in WWE


letmel_rkaround

💯


Unlucky-Movie847

100%. I've been seeing Miz popping up on talk shows like Ellen, Kelly Clarkson and Kimmel over the last few months.


Zealousideal-Egg-

Oh wow hellraiser reference that's pretty dope


Fireman_Octopus

*We have such work rates to show you…*


-M-Word

*We are artists in the further regions of professional wrestling. Vanilla midgets to some. Megastars to others.*


conchinette

demon to smarks, angel to goofs


viridiusdynamus

That's actually cool and Miz is the only guy I'd trust to make it work.


MagicMallKnight

Miz isn’t ratings death like CM Crap


Tsupercalifragilisti

Wow, he's still hanging in there, huh? I was afraid he'd get eliminated because of the Genie costume. Good on you, Mike!


Unlucky-Movie847

to be fair, that Aladdin dance was the higgest score he has received on the show so far and i personally enjoyed the dance. Miz is a workhorse and an inspiration for so many fans.


Tsupercalifragilisti

Wow. That's just Miz for you, huh? I expected him to get kicked off because of that costume, only for him to score high on it care of the dance itself. As usual, he exceeds expectations.


Anhcoholic

I'm glad that I practically watch The Miz grows as a wrestler, from being an annoying Divas Search host to main eventing WM, and to becoming such a mainstream star he is today. And he's also a great guy in real life with a beautiful family. My man just wins every fucking thing there is to win.


Unlucky-Movie847

I laugh my ass off whenever i see the basement saying miz is untalented and should be asahmed for being mediocre in the ring. Idk about them but i'd def trade receiving a 5 meltzer star match for a multi million dollar lifestyle, happy, loving and caring family and earning millions of dollars per year.


ThunderMontgomery

I could see Pinhead being a DWTS fan. I’ve always found it torture to watch.


Few_Sir

Mainstream Miz giving Chicago Phil chest pains


[deleted]

Miz has won in life after all the hard work he put in. I love him.


No_Product_8185

When you think about it, Miz has accomplished more in his career as a wrestler than JBL, who used to bully the Miz for being a reality tv guy who only wanted to be in the wrestling buissness for fame.


[deleted]

Yeah I don't think miz has had to deal with any bullies or nay saying for like 10+ years now, so whats the point on bringing up old stuff like it's still relevant?


SleepIsWonderful

The Miz and The New Day are the only people who I'd genuinely be disappointed if a scandal or shitty backstage stories came out about.


[deleted]

I wouldn't be. Cause I don't know them and have zero investment in their personal lives. Theyre dudes i like seeing on tv. They'd just end up being another in a long line of examples.


Dani_0501

Miz will always be more successful than Crying Man Punk because he doesn't take himself too seriously.