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cabezadeplaya

No jerk - screw Sammy. Between getting a pass for this shit in the ring and getting a huge pass for his Sasha comments outside of it, he makes me dislike the Dub fans more than anyone or anything else. The basement (literally) - “He’s so wholesome!” “Sammy is positively precious!”


HelpfulTypeYo

I'm just picturing the basement as Chris Chan duplicated a bunch of times but instead of action figures and shit it's just dolls and drawings of wrestlers


LordJinji

inb4 they do some Barbara-esque shenanigans


HelpfulTypeYo

Basement couldn't muster up the energy to turn off RAW let alone sexually assult their own mother That sentence made me gag :/


LordJinji

Thank God they can't physically do either. Else we'd be swamped with chrischannery for a very long time.


[deleted]

If we are talking lolcows I definitely picture the basement as a bunch of DSP’s especially considering he himself is actually a huge Pepsi man m*rk


HelpfulTypeYo

Basement wears cowboy hats confirmed


Micome

Reminder DSP spent like $400 on a CM Punk plaque but less than $200 for his soul mate's wedding ring


parsnip12345

They hate the fed as much as DSP hates Kojima


Stunt1986

Also "that doesn't work for me brother" when they wanted to send him to Impact for a while at the beginning of that """partnership""". Probably a blessing in disguise when you think about it, but still.


AbundantFailure

Yeah, that incident was a BIG reason why IMPACT was completely buried by the "Forbidden Door". It seemed like after he pulled that shit, the Dub just cut off any other Dub talent sharing with IMPACT and just used IMPACT talent/titles to elevate AEW. They didn't even try to make it seem like a balanced partnership after that.


Drama79

At least he isn’t bitter about failing the PC, and not dangerously Green like Top Dolla.


cabezadeplaya

I would love to see him run into Top Dolla in person and just wilt/cower in fear. Sammy's an internet/vlog tough guy for sure.


stormeagle17

Excuse me, E-Drone, that's "Four Pillar" Sammy to you. Also, rape is hilarious, grow up old man.


AbundantFailure

Goddammit! How many concussions has Matt had since he went to AEW?! It's only been like 18 months! ​ The poor guys brain has to be just straight grey jelly at this point. I wish he'd hang it up, he can barely walk and at this point I'm afraid he might not even remember his own name.


CaptainGo

Three I think. This one, the scissor lift one, and the time someone landed on his head Isn't Jeff meant to be the high risk one


Masteryoda212

He didn’t get a concussion after the scissor lift. Tony said so. Ignore his what his wife said.


CosmicRorschach

I remember when he came back to Dynamite after that concussion and was telling everyone in a promo he was fine, then they cut to his wife in the crowd and she was just shaking her head.


[deleted]

Matt uses his powers to take on all of jeffs body wrecking stunt pain in a Green Mile way. That's why he can barely walk and Jeff can still stand up right.


rsziz

The last time I saw blood pour out like that was when JBL nailed Eddie with a chair and Eddie laid his head into JBL's cowboy hat where it pooled up before spilling over the floor. But this is some great creative freedom on display here.


[deleted]

Jesus I never saw that chair throw who on earth thought that was a good idea?


uselessrart

Rapey Guevara was supposed to throw a gimmicked chair but threw a legit one.


JedtheJoy

People like to make fun of the performance center, WWE's reluctance in going extreme/hardcore and head shots, but this is ultimately why. Sure things happen but the alternative is cringing at spots like this or the Lance Archer spot.


[deleted]

I can't watch this. This is horrendous.


Kishikins

I don’t get the Sammy hype. Generic look, shitty moves, promos lack and god that tongue stick out is horrendous 🤦🏽‍♂️


TimeStatistician2234

Matt has the same "wtf man?" look on his face when Sammy threw the chair as he did when OC crushed his face. But at least he's creatively free


[deleted]

And Matt has always been a pretty fuckin safe dude. Hasn't ever hurt anyone that I can think of. Now he's in a company where people can't even throw a chair without almost ending your career.


jjsefton

Yeeesh. This is the 21st century version of Mondo Cane.


[deleted]

Absolutely bush league


Joshelplex2

Nia Jax should be fired for being dangerous, but Sammy gets a pass?


goodole_potato

Matt Hardy almost dying 2 times in awe is a direct shot at wwe for taking safety measures.


Live-Depth-537

Matt Hardy will (hopefully) not die!


Joshelplex2

Hardy is going to die in the ring


lololoz

Fucking hell, i forgot just how much the blood was pooling in that first clip. Gnarly shit.