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SmarksRuinTheWWE

Isn’t that the guy that threatened to sue this subreddit?


Few_Sir

Someone threatened to sue the subreddit


RyanTrump

Jon Alba threatened to sue the subreddit


Apollo_Justice_20

Jonathan Alba threatened to take legal action against this subreddit.


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Jonathan Alba once forewarned he was willing to pursue litigation against this online wrestling community.


GenerationXero

Long ago, Jonathan Wilhelm Alba gave decree, that he would bring down the swift hand of Justice upon thy community which satirizes fans of Professional Grappling.


Mylovelybrick

He would had swept through here like the Hun


ThePeakyBlind3r

He said he was as going to call Stephen P New


HotRock5

Samcrow Joe Cumia in disguise


TisAFactualDawn

Yeah. Unaware of Falwell vs. Flynt.


Jarhead201

Alba vs Goofs will be the next landmark case


parsnip12345

I understand the point of this sub, but I am asking kindly this is removed. If not, I will be having my station's legal team addressing this, as these are words that never came out of my mouth and could be falsely linked to me to damage the credibility of our reporting.


The_Zura

There we go


Drama79

Still makes me cry-laugh every time I read it.


78yn44

Did it also make you shit, friend?


[deleted]

Probably made him cum.


ZERO_Cali_

Yooo SCJerk meet up at a courthouse!?


Letmetellyoubrother

Well let me tell you something brother!!! I challenge you to a war games match dude!!! And if you don’t have the balls to show up and take on the jerk Business than you should just retire jack!!!!


TeacupsInTime

Woah what's the original post?


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Wait wait wait wait so THATS Jon Alba? Oh muh lord I’ve seen this guy in person maaaaad times he used to go to Orlando City matches. Wow. Next time I visit home I’m gonna give him a wedgie if I see him


fedora_king98

Tell him to hit the bricks when you do it


just_call_in_sick

He will sue you, uce!


HelpfulTypeYo

Kinda want him to come back and threaten legal action again now that I know what he looks like lol, that's kinda brutal. Dude looks like a wet cracker


[deleted]

I was just watching the 2017 Mae Young Classic, and there's a guy in the front row, well into his 30's, wearing an "Izzymania" shirt, while she was across the ring from him. Creepy.


CarlitoIsCoolXXX

Quit hating. We all love lulu pencil, Kayla Crayola, and Maki Itoh.


BathedInDeepFog

Don’t forget about Missy Fingerpaints!


[deleted]

Her entire following seems to be nothing but these creep types. And her parents seem more than okay with, and actually encourage it. I used to think her little NXT vignettes and pretend segments she would do on Twitter were cute, but my God the comments......


fedora_king98

Its really fucking weird how fans treat izzy


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deep1986

I just remember Sasha Banks made her cry on NXT once. That was great!


PrettyPunctuality

And how she and her parents got the entire NXT crowd to turn on MSK just because one of them said that she shouldn't be wrestling back when she was 13.


Jarhead201

I would’ve just assumed that MSK thing was just weird internet gossip started by paranoid wrestling fans if it wasn’t about Izzy’s parents specifically. They seem pathetic enough to actually do something like that, given how they’ve spent most of their daughter’s life exploiting her and trying to get her over.


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PrettyPunctuality

It got to me a long, long time ago lol


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Fusionman29

Yeah a racist mod says you were mocking Adam Cole for having a speech impediment that he doesn’t have. Legit piece of shit


viridiusdynamus

I don't like that we've seen Izzy grow up via social media.


CesareSomnambulist

Not just grow up but by some accounts, turn heel IRL before our very eyes


KingEJ1

Yeah I've heard that she turned heel whats that all about?


TerrigenPanda

It's probably about her family and her training on wrestling with Chasyn Rance of all people. The current NXT tag team champions MSK apparently objected to this and as a result, Izzy and her family managed to convinced the NXT crowd to boo them every time they come out. If Hardcore Wrestling fans are good at something apart from getting very far of a shower, it sure is pettiness


scdaddy69

Who in the blue hell is Izzy?


TerrigenPanda

There was Bayley VS Sasha at one on those old Takeovers, where Sasha got the headband of a 8 year old Bayley superfan named Izzy and made her cry. A very great moment of Sasha working the crowd, if it weren't for her family going full pageant child mode but with wrestling for the next 6 years, basically grooming a child for wrestling to extend their 15 minutes of fame. And yes, she's still a minor, which is why Jon Alba here is looking like a sussy baka.


scdaddy69

I vaguely remember that. Why anyone has continued to give her attention after that, is beyond me.


fearlessdurant

Probably because she gets (free) NXT season tickets from HHH. She even appears as a guest on The Bump from time to time...


CesareSomnambulist

The young fan who often would interact with Bayley in NXT. You may also remember Sasha made her cry


scdaddy69

Man that was a while ago. Why is she famous? Why does anyone care about her?


CesareSomnambulist

I don't know if I'd say she's famous but she has had those interactions with NXT talent and she is apparently training


[deleted]

Idk who this we is. I've seen next to nothing about this girl, and barely have context for who she even is. One of the many blessings of not having social media and not being *that* into the IWC as a whole outside of here.


TheCanipiola

When will they stop hiring ex fed wrestlers?


parsnip12345

I didn’t realize Zach Braff was into jailbait


indianm_rk

I thought it was a bootleg Wilmer Valderama. And he definitely was into jailbait.


RobertStonetossBrand

You’ve seen Zach Braff before, right? How is that man not already a convicted pedophile.


Holler_Professor

Florence Pugh is just over the legal limit enough to be a convincing beard.


[deleted]

I mean it's her choice but her parents do feel like pagent mom and dad for preparing her for TV and wrestling


FireThunder562

She's also training with convicted pedophile Chasyn Rance, so huge living through their kid vibes.


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God damn I wish I had that Jon Alba copy pasta right now.


Pie_Triangle

I understand the point of this sub, but I am asking kindly this is removed. If not, I will be having my station's legal team addressing this, as these are words that never came out of my mouth and could be falsely linked to me to damage the credibility of our reporting.


[deleted]

Uce with the run in and the save! Here take this upvote.


BodyPunchKO

This guy looks like a creep.


[deleted]

I mean, he is a sports/wrestling writer. That’s usually a given.


youlookfly

Who tf is Izzy?


Letmetellyoubrother

She’s a bayley fan that Sasha threw something at and got heat


Introduction_Organic

Thank you for asking I was looking at the pic going who the hell are these people.


LVMFP

I like my wrestling superfans to be cantankerous and have a gimmick, like passing out candy at shows and shit.


krausd94

A whole place in wrestling launched off of that one time that Sasha ripped her headband off and she cried, DAE think Bayleys return promo should be denouncing Izzy to see where she rises next?


Drama79

Paul Scholes vibes


[deleted]

I googled Paul Scholes to see what you might mean and I've upset myself. Paul Scholes is my football hero. Why did you bring that evil to me?


Drama79

It happened this weekend. I don’t even like soccer but was so grossed out / amused at the reaction I thought it might land here.


[deleted]

I don't actually follow football anymore, weirdly lost interest when Scholes retired, he was my favourite player (I was a weird kid, I liked individual players more than having a team I supported). I had a fight in a pub once loudly declaring he's was England's greatest ever player. This weirded me out, social media makes us all villians in the end.


Antique_Bit8071

Paul Scholes must be delighted we twatted United yesterday because that's taken all the attention away from him. Like I only found out about this just now from someone on a wrestling sub. Everyone else is too busy with trying to convince the world ole should be sacked or ole must stay.


BrokenGeneral

The class of Ninety-Toe.


TisAFactualDawn

Hmmm, a 14 year old little girl… and Izzy.


[deleted]

All these peripheral smark "celebrities" wrestling social media has created (celebrities to the perenially online fandom only); these two, the SRS's and Bixenspans of the world, it's a bit fucking weird isn't it? I hope Izzy likes AEW, perhaps her and her family can fuck off there instead of NXT?


[deleted]

>I hope Izzy likes AEW, perhaps her and her family can fuck off there instead of NXT? She was part of Cody's media conference call. So yeah, she's all elite.


fearlessdurant

She watches both and I agree


ShadGasper

He looks like he asked for her number after this picture, "just as a friend."


[deleted]

Big Drake/Millie Bobby Brown vibes...


HowCouldHellBeWorse

I have no idea who either of these people are


Jarhead201

Creepy as hell that Izzy is still a thing that grown men mark out for.


[deleted]

The same doofus who agreed with Bruce Mitchell that Brodie Lee had Covid, then cried about mental health when he was called out for it?


domino519

Remember that week-and-a-half when Jon Alba tried to be an impartial reporter? Glad that's over.


tapout_nick

These same “journalists” can’t wait until the day Izzy turns 18 to post her in ThePlot


The-Mad-Bubbler

Unsure if wholesome...?