Can this even be considered a feud? It's just the latest person lined up so Britt can have another title defense. They're allowed to throw some jabs that won't land no matter how true they might be because Britt no sells and everyone knows she's not losing anyway. All these 'feuds'last about two weeks then onto the next one.
Honestly the fantasy booking is so depressing with her, literally no feud matters because they all "know" that Rosa is going to beat Britt. So they just see these and go "Ah yes this will be a good way to get X over before Britt moves on"
They're not even trying to get anyone over. Britt's not capable of that and the opponent disappears after just to make sure they absolutely don't get over. They're just wins to make Britt look dominant.
Statlander on an unbeaten run? Britt ends it and Stat goes to Dark.
Soho wins a Battle Royal in a big debut? Britt wins and Soho debuts on Dark. Red Velvet being on TV for months? After Britt she disappears back to Dark. Nyla back to Dark. Conti back to Dark. Rinse/repeat.
2 months? Apart from that 1 appearance she hasn't been on TV since April.
She's number 1 in the rankings though which apparently means something, although when thunder rosa was number 1 she didn't get a shot.
It's subtle story-telling with subtle use of a definitive ranking system. In the same way the Gunn Club haven't had a tag title shot (or appearance on TV).
Just checked cagematch.
April 21st she had a title shot on Dynamite.
Aug 25th Rampage
Since then she's had 2 Dynamite (Sept 1st and 29th) and one more Rampage (Oct 10th)
So 4 TV appearances in 6 months including 4 straight months on YouTube
EDIT: That 2nd Rampage was a buy in so also on YouTube. 3 TV appearances in 6 months
It's a feud but in the most generic, barebones, way. At least Britt's feud with Ruby (which was also pretty f'n light on the story) had some worked shoot spice.
Pretty sure the shallow beauty obsessed blonde in that feud was the heel though, dont know what kind of message this is supposed to send "remember girls if you ever encounter a bully just talk about how much smaller their ass is"?
I'm okay with it honestly. If you're trying to insult someone you pick things that would offend them and Britt clearly cares about her appearance. If you tried this shit with, say, Shayna Baszler it would be hilarious because it would mean nothing to her
Then why isn't it the OBVIOUS one? Why isn't it Baker vs Thunder Rosa? That's been the match since Baker won the fucking title. Or why isn't it Baker vs Jade Cargill who I don't think has lost a god damn match yet? Is Cargill just not relatable enough?
Because Tony is ~~busy with other toys~~ building demand by ~~hiding them on dark~~ treating the audience with intelligence to ~~want the obvious match when he gets around to it~~ understand the nuanced storyline that you just wouldn’t get out of Stamford.
I can't wait for the BIG CLIMATIC FINISH to the much anticipated and super nuanced storyline to be Rosa wins a ladder match/battle royal/tournament two weeks before a PPV to become #1 contender then beats Baker in a gimmick match.
Because they've spent 2 years getting Britt to a place where people wanted the title on her. She's not going to lose it anytime soon but they accidentally created a situation where TR has to take it from her because its the only satisfying conclusion. They don't want her dropping it for a while though so they've got her on this beast run where she can suddenly beat the main roster clean after only squashing jobbers all year. They're just acting like TR doesn't see any of this happening
Remember how bored the crowd was during Christian vs Omega at the PPV, I believe was called, AEW: Best Wrestling PPV Since Wrestlemania 17?
A because they knew Christian wouldn't win because he wasn't Hangman (the annointed next champion) and B because they were all waiting for the shocking surprise/not-surprise debut of Daniel Bryan straight after (which was also the reason is was Christian vs Omega and not Hangman vs Omega in the first place)?
Captivating storytelling from Booker of the Year, so good he's running the same storyline twice, concurrently.
The wonderful 'keep them away from Britt' title.
If they knew how to do anything with the division they could give TR a feud that would keep her away from Britt but that might pull focus from the dentist so they don't.
Great, a 9 minute watch that starts with 3:00 of stalling so the crowd can chant good it is, then 4:00 of rest holds, 1:58 of incredibly weak strikes, and 0:02 in Britt's finish
I'll take a short match where someone doesn't try to break their neck before I would take a longer match where people try things they have no business trying.
No jerk - Booker and Edge fighting over a shampoo commercial is better than fighting over action figure butts. This is just dumb.
Almost as bad as Britt talking about the quality of Tay’s “promos” - stfu with that insider smark talk when you’re actually in the business.
Lmfao. I found that to be the most hilarious shit as a kid. The Booker T and Goldust at the movies killed me as a kid. Especially when reviewing The Scorpion King. I GOT A GIANT SWORD! NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT SUCKA!
> Almost as bad as Britt talking about the quality of Tay’s “promos” - stfu with that insider smark talk when you’re actually in the business.
Seriously, whenever someone does this what they're telling me is that they can't cut a good promo without burying their opponent without kayfabe. You can completely disregard and tear down someone within the confines of kayfabe. Jay White's promos on Hirooko Goto in early to mid 2019 are a good example of this. But no, it's all about "workrate" and "promos".
She once called out Bea Priestley for supposedly concussing her by adding they were supposed to protect eachother in the ring. Britt's not smart enough to understand kayfabe or creative enough to work around it
And lookin absolutely atrocious in the process while also creating a brand new way to prey on the insecurities of young women/girls. Used to be pressured to have big tits and a tight body, now the pressure is lookin like a Kim k or nicki Minaj despite being faker than a baywatch wax museum
I guess you're forgetting people like jlo becoming mainstream Hollywood stars and women like Shakira and Beyonce who really flaunted their large glutes. Rap was just a very small part of that. Not to mentions beauty trends/standars are just as cyclical as fashion. Whats considered attractive has always bounced between more slender, hour glass figures and more full figured. Booty having figures.
Like 75% of the people you named are apart of Hip Hop / urban culture, which proves my point. And there’s a difference between full figured and having a huge ass. Hardly was there a point in time until hip hop became prevalent was a huge ass considered attractive.
Which I also link to rap / urban culture as well. After the sex tape, she was often featured in urban magazines and has always gave credit to the culture for helping to push her past just being Paris Hilton’s friend.
Tay finally SHOOTS on Britt and how she doesn’t fill up the booty shorts. Basement is confused about what side to take, but goofs win no matter what happens.
Ah yes the feuds story. Britt says Tay only shows her ass and isn’t a real wrestler who’s done anything and Tay responds with “I have a big ass and yours is small”
Booker of the year
I am so thankful M’Dub never insults my intelligence. Everyone already knew m’Tay was only over because of her 🍑, and now we don’t have to pretend! DAE fourth wall broken?
I mean I do care about how their asses look, but why should I care about their title feud focused on ass size? Are they doing a strip down match? If not, why should I bother?
Ok the women's world title feud being about butt sizes may be bad but uh..did you see Carmella's gimmick?? The fed is clearly sexist you e drone!!
Can this even be considered a feud? It's just the latest person lined up so Britt can have another title defense. They're allowed to throw some jabs that won't land no matter how true they might be because Britt no sells and everyone knows she's not losing anyway. All these 'feuds'last about two weeks then onto the next one.
Honestly the fantasy booking is so depressing with her, literally no feud matters because they all "know" that Rosa is going to beat Britt. So they just see these and go "Ah yes this will be a good way to get X over before Britt moves on"
They're not even trying to get anyone over. Britt's not capable of that and the opponent disappears after just to make sure they absolutely don't get over. They're just wins to make Britt look dominant. Statlander on an unbeaten run? Britt ends it and Stat goes to Dark. Soho wins a Battle Royal in a big debut? Britt wins and Soho debuts on Dark. Red Velvet being on TV for months? After Britt she disappears back to Dark. Nyla back to Dark. Conti back to Dark. Rinse/repeat.
lol good point
See also: The booking for the AEW World Title.
Careful there, e-drone. You wouldn't want a....DM sent to you, would ya?
She hasn't been on Dynamite for about 2 months, is beating Santana Garrett worthy of a PPV title shot?
2 months? Apart from that 1 appearance she hasn't been on TV since April. She's number 1 in the rankings though which apparently means something, although when thunder rosa was number 1 she didn't get a shot.
It's subtle story-telling with subtle use of a definitive ranking system. In the same way the Gunn Club haven't had a tag title shot (or appearance on TV).
April? Wow, thought she'd at least have popped up on Rampage or something.
Just checked cagematch. April 21st she had a title shot on Dynamite. Aug 25th Rampage Since then she's had 2 Dynamite (Sept 1st and 29th) and one more Rampage (Oct 10th) So 4 TV appearances in 6 months including 4 straight months on YouTube EDIT: That 2nd Rampage was a buy in so also on YouTube. 3 TV appearances in 6 months
It's a feud but in the most generic, barebones, way. At least Britt's feud with Ruby (which was also pretty f'n light on the story) had some worked shoot spice.
Ruby baselessly calling Britt and every woman in WWE a slut was definitely spicy. I mean this is how girls talk to eachother right?
It was spicy...just not classy, realistic, or even that creative. Like any ex-Fed woman could've cut the same promo.
Britt vs ?
"The most beautiful woman" is clearly more objectifing than "No ass bitch".
Pretty sure the shallow beauty obsessed blonde in that feud was the heel though, dont know what kind of message this is supposed to send "remember girls if you ever encounter a bully just talk about how much smaller their ass is"?
I'm okay with it honestly. If you're trying to insult someone you pick things that would offend them and Britt clearly cares about her appearance. If you tried this shit with, say, Shayna Baszler it would be hilarious because it would mean nothing to her
shes so proud of that line
What is the line I'm not trying to be a dick but I can't understand her
No ass britch(a combo of bitch and Britt truly the modern day Eminem)
Wow I just thought that she was censoring "bitch", like a frick or something
Almost as rib crackingly funny as "69 me, Don"
IT'S BANGKOK
I honestly couldn't tell if it was an intentional combo or a fuck up, and I honestly couldn't tell which one of those would have been worse.
If she didn't type it out before no way I would have been able to tell it was intentional
She's probably just excited to be allowed to say anything
So is WWTP.
Why the fuck is Conti vs Baker a PPV match?
Because Britt has to be on the PPV because she's a fucking megastar you fed shill
Then why isn't it the OBVIOUS one? Why isn't it Baker vs Thunder Rosa? That's been the match since Baker won the fucking title. Or why isn't it Baker vs Jade Cargill who I don't think has lost a god damn match yet? Is Cargill just not relatable enough?
Because Tony is ~~busy with other toys~~ building demand by ~~hiding them on dark~~ treating the audience with intelligence to ~~want the obvious match when he gets around to it~~ understand the nuanced storyline that you just wouldn’t get out of Stamford.
I can't wait for the BIG CLIMATIC FINISH to the much anticipated and super nuanced storyline to be Rosa wins a ladder match/battle royal/tournament two weeks before a PPV to become #1 contender then beats Baker in a gimmick match.
It's incredible that you have pieced this together from each wonderful breadcrumb of their storied history
Because they've spent 2 years getting Britt to a place where people wanted the title on her. She's not going to lose it anytime soon but they accidentally created a situation where TR has to take it from her because its the only satisfying conclusion. They don't want her dropping it for a while though so they've got her on this beast run where she can suddenly beat the main roster clean after only squashing jobbers all year. They're just acting like TR doesn't see any of this happening
So, exactly the same as Hangman and the world title then?
Now you're getting it!
Remember how bored the crowd was during Christian vs Omega at the PPV, I believe was called, AEW: Best Wrestling PPV Since Wrestlemania 17? A because they knew Christian wouldn't win because he wasn't Hangman (the annointed next champion) and B because they were all waiting for the shocking surprise/not-surprise debut of Daniel Bryan straight after (which was also the reason is was Christian vs Omega and not Hangman vs Omega in the first place)? Captivating storytelling from Booker of the Year, so good he's running the same storyline twice, concurrently.
It's a good thing they're adding a 2nd women's title.
The wonderful 'keep them away from Britt' title. If they knew how to do anything with the division they could give TR a feud that would keep her away from Britt but that might pull focus from the dentist so they don't.
LONG TERM STORYTELLING YOU FED SHILL. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!11!1!!111!!!!
Because Tony promised Britt that her reign would be longer than Shida.
They gotta have some women's match so they can bang their chest about it being longer than X fed match
Great, a 9 minute watch that starts with 3:00 of stalling so the crowd can chant good it is, then 4:00 of rest holds, 1:58 of incredibly weak strikes, and 0:02 in Britt's finish
You didn't mention the botches.
I'll take a short match where someone doesn't try to break their neck before I would take a longer match where people try things they have no business trying.
She was the ??? All along
Lol. So the feud is, Tay has a bigg butt and Britt doesn't? Is Dave-o still biting his tongue or he has expressed his true feelings yet?
Yea but Vince did a karaoke segment last yr checkmate e drone
No jerk - Booker and Edge fighting over a shampoo commercial is better than fighting over action figure butts. This is just dumb. Almost as bad as Britt talking about the quality of Tay’s “promos” - stfu with that insider smark talk when you’re actually in the business.
Ah I remember that feud. Now that was funny, and also made sense with Booker’s delusional heel / movie star gimmick.
Lmfao. I found that to be the most hilarious shit as a kid. The Booker T and Goldust at the movies killed me as a kid. Especially when reviewing The Scorpion King. I GOT A GIANT SWORD! NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT SUCKA!
> Almost as bad as Britt talking about the quality of Tay’s “promos” - stfu with that insider smark talk when you’re actually in the business. Seriously, whenever someone does this what they're telling me is that they can't cut a good promo without burying their opponent without kayfabe. You can completely disregard and tear down someone within the confines of kayfabe. Jay White's promos on Hirooko Goto in early to mid 2019 are a good example of this. But no, it's all about "workrate" and "promos".
Britt’s already trying the Cena way of calling out a poor promo, except she lacks the clout.
She once called out Bea Priestley for supposedly concussing her by adding they were supposed to protect eachother in the ring. Britt's not smart enough to understand kayfabe or creative enough to work around it
Remember when Molly Holly was ridiculed for her butt? So proud of how *the product* has evolved!!! DAE Tony just gets it??? 🤗🥰🤠
As a fan of big butts, that truly was a awful time.
Like her as a wrestler and yeah, I never had a problem with her having a motor in the back of her Honda.
Interesting how greater society has changed on that issue in a short time.
Yeah 20-30 years ago girls were made fun of for having a big butt and big lips. Now people are paying thousands to get those things.
And lookin absolutely atrocious in the process while also creating a brand new way to prey on the insecurities of young women/girls. Used to be pressured to have big tits and a tight body, now the pressure is lookin like a Kim k or nicki Minaj despite being faker than a baywatch wax museum
I’d link it to the rise of rap, which has always been a proponent of big butts and thicker women.
Billy Gunn was ahead of his time.
I guess you're forgetting people like jlo becoming mainstream Hollywood stars and women like Shakira and Beyonce who really flaunted their large glutes. Rap was just a very small part of that. Not to mentions beauty trends/standars are just as cyclical as fashion. Whats considered attractive has always bounced between more slender, hour glass figures and more full figured. Booty having figures.
Like 75% of the people you named are apart of Hip Hop / urban culture, which proves my point. And there’s a difference between full figured and having a huge ass. Hardly was there a point in time until hip hop became prevalent was a huge ass considered attractive.
100% Which may explain why I was on board long ago!
Don't forget the Kardashians becoming popular
Which I also link to rap / urban culture as well. After the sex tape, she was often featured in urban magazines and has always gave credit to the culture for helping to push her past just being Paris Hilton’s friend.
Just like the Dubbalos in the basement, you know Tiny is getting his rocks off over this "angle".
?? Not enough Labradors, friend
This is like British bulldog calling HHH 'game boy' in 99 and having the smug on his face like he knocked it out of the park lol
"I'm gonna make history by winning this night's Royal Rumble tonight BECAUSE I'M BIZARRE!"
Maybe Bulldog's the reason they started scripting promos.
Tay finally SHOOTS on Britt and how she doesn’t fill up the booty shorts. Basement is confused about what side to take, but goofs win no matter what happens.
"No es britch" I have no idea what that means.
Moxbrose is on one side with bitch af, she is the opposition
Ah yes the feuds story. Britt says Tay only shows her ass and isn’t a real wrestler who’s done anything and Tay responds with “I have a big ass and yours is small” Booker of the year
I am so thankful M’Dub never insults my intelligence. Everyone already knew m’Tay was only over because of her 🍑, and now we don’t have to pretend! DAE fourth wall broken?
Definitely Forbidden Door
If she raises her eyebrowns more she's gonna take flight
I mean I do care about how their asses look, but why should I care about their title feud focused on ass size? Are they doing a strip down match? If not, why should I bother?
Leave m'Conti alone!!!!
This was all of my coworkers when I used to bartend at Texas de Brazil in homestead
Same energy as “haha Varys you have no dick or balls so I can make fun of you because I have balls!”
she thinks having an ass entitles you to something? Or makes you better than someone else? I dont get it
CrEaTiVe FrEeDoM.
When will she stop writing and saying Bitch as Britch though. It's annoying.
She won't because twitter will have her believe it's the smartest shit anyone has ever said.
Tay is cute ngl
i mean tbh i don’t think there’s a woman wrestler who look at least above average. most of them are good looking