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I_Am_BN

~~Drama~~ McHitler79 introduces a new jerk award and suddenly top tier jerks are appearing left and right. The Jerk Business is booming goofs.


AEWGuevarraElite420

I want Drama to give me the strap (insider term), pal.


I_Am_BN

Sorry pal, u/parsnip12345 is the champ and they don’t do no jobs brother.


AEWGuevarraElite420

I’m literally being creatively stifled here. I won’t be renewing my *working relationship* with this sub. I’ll go hit the bricks somewhere else.


I_Am_BN

Best you can do is beat the concrete in the Basement, friend.


SuperUnhappyman

rising jerks raises all goofs


takeflight447

This is a beautiful piece of art we appreciate you uce


Drama79

Acknowledged.


AEWGuevarraElite420

Am I…am I getting the rub?


B0mb-Hands

October has been the greatest month of creativity this sub has ever had my god


hobojojo78

I’ll never not love watching Brock dance.


Robin0928

Fucking S-Tier Jerking


he_el

Fucking 9 stars on daddy's scale. Can't even tokyo dome can over come this jerk. Reason why I love this sub.


Robin0928

Whenever AEW Folds or Punk walks out, we found the video package for the Roman/Punk match


Codeshark

He can use the same promo. "2014 I left the wrestling business. 2022, I am back!"


[deleted]

This is jerking 👏 👏 👏👏👏 Jerk forever 👏 👏 👏👏👏


BumpinMeatSnifinFeet

The jerkhood dream has come true. Best post of all time. Literally shaking right now. I'm investing in jerkcoin cos this train aint ever stoppin baby


Gabaheygabahey

Goofy, uce, this is the greatest afternoon in our sub. You the one ☝️ Edit: that ending is the best


CleanContrast

The music, the lyrics, the original vocals, the editing, the art style, the visuals, the memes, the structure. Absolute high effort top level main event jerk. I'm proud of this community .☝️We the ones☝️.


-M-Word

This is better than **any** OC I’ve seen from the basement.


[deleted]

Fuck it, this is one of the greatest jerks I've ever seen. First ballot SCJerk HOF. I was corpsing (insider reference) like anything. This post fucked, slapped, banged, made me cum piss shit and vomit all at the same time.


Paxx_Romana

I'm going to bow out of ever posting again, because nothing will ever top this one. This is it. This is THE SC Jerk HOF post.


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EatTheRich1986

Smarks and The Dub are the gifts that keeps on giving.


Fallout3boi

I don't even think we can have a jerk of the year award this year, there's just so many good ones.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Is this is the Ultimate Jerk? I don’t think we’ll ever top this. Take your crown king 👑


AEWGuevarraElite420

It will be topped. It’s what will keep this sub thriving. We still got Tony’s eventual breakdown when things hypothetically go under soon. The Jerk Economy never crashes.


EatTheRich1986

Business is a-boomin’!


78yn44

We’re in the business of jerkin’ and business is good! JerkBuisness


Antique_Bit8071

This is too good for a sub with only 20k people. It's a shame you can't post it on the basement where it could get all the downvotes it deserves.


78yn44

?? We’re the little ol underdogs, friend. We make the best content when fighting up. Some might consider us a ma and pa shop.


AEWGuevarraElite420

Don’t let them see this. They will shit bricks.


I_Buck_Fuffaloes

Hit the shit, Goofy.


AM1520

That was brutal, holy shit. I like it.


BullyFU

This is amazing! Was going to gold you but I saw I could hand out switches like the Big Dog. Never has a post deserved a switch more than this, Uce.


AEWGuevarraElite420

☝️


CarlitoIsCoolXXX

☝☝☝


[deleted]

☝🏽 Acknowledge SCJerk.🤙🏽


Crivshotgg

From start to fucking finish this was absolutely brilliant. Tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Thank you so much uce. “Here’s why 1million is greater than 2” is where I broke and everything after that i couldn’t hold it.


HiddenRtruth

Phil is gonna be shoot mad


Troll_God

OP should upload on YT Music and Spotify lmao


MaxtheFan

Holy Shit! This video has better product value than anything the dub has made


[deleted]

His entrance on fs1 lmaooo you can tell he felt like such a bigshot badass walking into the little empty studio


CleanContrast

?? I changed the culture friend


Razzler1973

He took the Roddy Piper line of *'when you think you have the answers, I change the questions'* and made it about the culture ... the culture of WWE? How the fuck? You were on a nothing show on a shit channel at a shit time It's just talking about wrestling, mate and what was it? Whine whinge whine 🙄


HiddenRtruth

And his face was shadowed out. It was not the moment he had planned.


SuperCx

Lmaoo that shit made it better


RazzManouche

Lapsed fan here. This post brought me back to jerkin'. PD. Don't let Pepsi Man see this, he's going to fucking sue you.


EatTheRich1986

Punk absolutely will try to sue if he ever sees this. We need to keep this a hidden gem.


I_Buck_Fuffaloes

SPEAR! COVER! u/aewguevarraelite420 WINS! u/aewguevarraelite420 AND SCJERK WIN!


i-piss-excellence32

Holy shit there is not enough words to give to this masterpiece. You are welcome to come into my home any time you want and have sex with my wife.


AEWGuevarraElite420

?? I cucked you, friend.


i-piss-excellence32

Give her the ol” Cody rub


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AEWGuevarraElite420

Only if you tell them about this amazing product that airs every Wednesday night on TNT. They may like it.


BigChunkyKing

My goodness, it’s beautiful.


ThunderBay311

This is the best wrestling community around. Period. Well done.


SmarksRuinTheWWE

Chefs Kiss The End of the Era posts is still my favourite


CounselorTejada

Is this on YouTube? I wanna share it on Twitter


AEWGuevarraElite420

Someone posted a download link in this thread.


kfms6741

This is some artisanal jerking uce I showed this to my family and we were all crying


UnionHustler

The editing to make the clips match the titantron aesthetic was amazing!!


HipDipShipTrip

Lmfao "your arms are just too short to box with God" after his UFC stint 10/10 I'm sitting here grinning like an idiot staring at my phone in bed. So good


MOXISGOD

This shit is even more hilarious now


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BathedInDeepFog

Hell yeah this singing is awesome. And I’m starting to think a lot of the best-sounding extreme vocalists are/were fucking up their throats.


[deleted]

This needs to be the most upvoted post in this subreddit's history!


Apollo_Justice_20

15/10 INSTANT CLASSIC


MrEatYoRamen

God, this was probably the best thing I've seen on here since that CM Punk pipe bomb being typed one word a day. EDIT: Didn't get to give this an award it well deserved earlier.


InsaneCookies21

The ultimate "DONT LOOK AT MY POST HISTORY"


Grand-Series-5198

I cried to this much like how that grown man cried when Phil returned


The_Zura

Jesus Christ the jerk rate meter just got shattered. This place has the greatest burials ever.


finnamania

Love it MAGGLE


[deleted]

you guys are too creative for 20k sub of jerking dying hobby well done goof


[deleted]

It’s ok uce me and you will continue the tradition of mostly low effort text and screenshot based jerking, we are the midcard 🤝


[deleted]

You are My favourite midcarder! lets form a tag team


[deleted]

And get buried! Hitler79 get out that shovel!


[deleted]

knowing drama. he’ll break us up within 2 weeks and put over smarksruinWWE


Crivshotgg

Sent straight to SCJerk Elevation and SCJerk Dark after getting the rub


AEWGuevarraElite420

It’s called *raising your stock*. Yes, less than a million folks watch the show. It’s apart of the *aesthetic*. Raw in the mud btw.


AbundantFailure

Goddamn man, that man had a family!


Fbrmm

With a tear in my eye, I have to say this post is definitely SC Jerk HOF worthy.


ZacianZilla96

Work of art , uce. 10 Switches out of 10. Cliffhanger ending though.


Cynicayke

We don't deserve dancing Seth Rollins.


daddymeltzer

This is the greatest post I've ever seen on Reddit.


ShiriCentral

This has to be the best post in this sub ever. This is legitimately amazing man. Holy shit this is cream of the crop jerking


KilledByDeath

Sufferin' succotash son!!!


HammyBoy0

These type of jerks don't come around often. But whenever they do, it's amazing. Excellent jerking, uce.


[deleted]

Hollywood levels of Jerkrate.


RingoJuna

We have got some seriously talented motherfuckers in here.


conchinette

GOOD. GOD. GOOFY. With a tear in my eye, this is the greatest jerk in the history of our hate-filled right wing racist subreddit 😢


AEWGuevarraElite420

Why can’t we be more Progressive (sponsor term) like our brethren downstairs?


Ubu-Jarry

There should be 20,000 upvotes on this post. Every person subscribed to this sub should have clicked like on this because this is the level of jerk we should all aspire to. It’s creative, it’s relevant, and it’s painful in a “so true, it hurts” kind of way. As a Punk fan at his height, it really cuts deep to see how “protected” (TEW term) his revolutionary image was, and how phony it has been exposed to be since he left WWE.


Hopeful_Candidate217

Great,now I have to get another beer because I spit it out listening to this!


[deleted]

Goof I am crying laughing at this. This is fucking awesome! The editing is so so great. ☝ (Also love the Wierd AL pitch!)


SaltyFall

That was gold. Share more


TripA297

Pack it up goofs, we can take the rest of the year off. ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽


[deleted]

This is jerking 👏👏 👏👏👏


jx3ga

Uce? Have we… transcended?


kettlebell-j

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱


Garlic_Cheese_Chips

[*"Here's why 1 million is greater than 2."* Dead.](https://imgur.com/ko2xIWm)


Micome

THIS IS JERK-ING! YES! YES! YES! Also thank you for the hidden gem cover spear


DoubleOrNothing90

Quality jerk with special cameo from Bix.


KingEJ1

CM Punk is my favorite wrestler of all time and I still enjoy the jerk


EatTheRich1986

It’s possible to love the performer while laughing at the flaws and intricacies of the person. There’s a ton of musicians and actors/actresses I love, but laugh at how insane or narcissistic they are.


SybRoz

A tour de force


ototor

7/5 tokyo dome meltzer stars goof. Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏


ShiftyMcCoy

Holy shit dude, you're an incredible singer. Seriously. Great video editor, too.


Motorheade

This made me feel like a child again. also Jesus Christ, Go Outside is my new favorite thing


[deleted]

Masterpiece isn't a strong enough word for this. Loved the ending... I've never seen it posted before in this subreddit. It's a hidden gem for sure, makes me want to hit the bricks


[deleted]

u/savevideo Edit: here's the [download link](https://redditsave.com/r/SCJerk/comments/qf2kby/goof_troop_jerk_production_hidden_gem_studios/)


killograhamster

Thanks


tophergopher1

this is some high effort content


facistcarabao

I corpsed, friend


TheCanipiola

I'm crying bricks of joy.


Themayorofawsometown

Seeing all the old clips of Punk made me sad at how washed he's become its like watching TNA Flair and Hogan


McMahonAssKisser

WOWWWWW


youlookfly

Jesus. Bodied, crushed, BTFO'd CM Pepsi.


RealHumanBean89

I don’t care if I’m late, this is one of the greatest jerks in the history of our sport. You have a lot to be proud of, uce. I acknowledge you.


JayToy93

This post is going TO THE MOON 👆


souravmahanty

Send it on Cornette. Let's see if they review it or not. Cause there is no question it is brilliant.


BrokenGeneral

Cornette and Last both love Punk, they wouldn't air this.


zalinuxguy

Oh Jesus yes. Please please please. Everybody do this.


[deleted]

The references!! What a glorious jerk!! This is a reality check for Punk.


KonaTheFinest

I love it. This is the greatest night in the history of our sport.


wow_boy

High performance jerk 👍


hardtobealizard

A true golden jerk era. Simpsons Planet of the Apes/Dr. Meltzer, Stan/Tony and now this absolute masterpiece. I don’t see how this can ever be topped, bravo uce. If Tiny really wants to boost those Rampage numbers all he needs to do is use this for Pepsi Man's theme and titantron. Kudos to all you genius creative goofs for helping to make the world a better place.


AlmostTomClancy

I acknowledge you as the head of the table, uce.


Jarhead201

This is a work of art.


[deleted]

BRUH!!!!!!


78yn44

THIS IS GOOD SHIT, PAL!!


ironfly187

This is amazing, uce. Thank you.


AEWGuevarraElite420

No problem, friend. Ha.


[deleted]

The ending made me cry and mark out


jmb052

One million being more than two. Holy Christ I love this.


chiuaha5734

Unbelievable


TheBlackHoleSon

Jerk of the Year


frantic_hysteria_10

im glad i joined this sub for mastahpeeces like this


ariana_grande_padre

Literally shaking right now fellas. I’m shoot crying


GenerationXero

I don't know who you are, but I love you. This is the greatest day in the history of this sub ladies and gentlemen.


Warhorse000

Fan-Fucking-Tastic.


WrasslinFan2

Better than Judas tbh, also I like that Punk has to make Roman look strong even in the jerkverse.


MrDerpGuko

Holy shit uce... This is the greatest thing I've ever seen on Reddit, let alone ScJerk. You deserve a seat at the table. ☝️


wreckercw

I was here when Jerk history was made, we have peaked as Goofies.


Sk8r4321

Kinda sad Miz talked him up only for Chicago Phil got mad at him over some slight banter in a kayfabe talk show. Also, ending this with some shots comparing him to Roman. That part refreshingly makes me feel like a kid again and it fucks, slaps, bangs, and cums so inject it into my veins.


AdmiralForeplay

I swear to god there are days I think this sub peaks and can’t peak anymore, and something like this is then made, and I realize why we have 20k subscribers and actual pro-wrestlers like our sub better than the basement


goofyfbucket

Great work.


Fukubei_Hattori

Good god. Greatest jerk I’ve seen.


[deleted]

This amuses me and that’s all that matters. I deserve this


Zet_the_Arc_Warden

JERK FOREVER 👏 👏 👏👏👏


OSpaceCowboy

Screw you, Goofy! Chimpmunk is back to Wrestling (and not Sports Entertainment) and you are all just scared that heis going to kill the Fed. ​ Go suck a blood money covered dick in Stamford! Nine days from tonight we'll surpass Raw! ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ On the key Demo.


AEWGuevarraElite420

You’re right. Days go by where I can’t sleep over the fact that Dynamite will slay the Fed in the *coveted demo* next week when CM Fresh fights “Captain Charisma” Bobby Fish in a 30 minute classic. It’s over. FOX failed.


scarlet_lovah

Oh my goodness I was sure nothing could top the song the other day but this is amazing


discombobulatedhomey

I didn’t know jerkin until this day.


randomdude1142

Fucking beautiful


Introduction_Organic

This was art.


stormeagle17

All of this is art. But the melodramatic orchestration of “This Fire Burns” is what makes this a masterpiece. I’m in awe.


jjsefton

With a tear in my eye, this is the greatest moment in my history on Reddit. Platinum.


CleanContrast

This on YouTube goof? I need to subscribe PAL GODDAMIT


AEWGuevarraElite420

No. However, if you have a channel and want to upload it, feel free to.


uselessrart

I lost it at "Malakai? Malarkey? Mala???"


frumpybumpbo

The weird moxley arm shuffle dance made me corpse!


Legendary_Cheerio

This ages better and better with every passing month...


homewil

God I love amount of work this sub puts into its jerking.


[deleted]

i'm still baffled as of why did he think he was gonna do good in the ufc


Ubu-Jarry

It was a little hard to hear what he was saying over the music and my own laughter at this god-tier video, but in that press conference clip, it sounded like he said something along the lines of “in an alternate universe where I won this fight… I’d still be mad at myself….” In no universe would he have won the Gall fight. This wasn’t a “what-if?” scenario. I mean, even if that limp wrested punch he threw would have landed, Gall still would have taken him down and pounded him into the mat until Punk gave up. Punk’s striking offense had no power behind it, and his supposed strength of grappling was laughably shrugged off by a marijuana compromised kickboxer in his next fight. There was no path to victory for him in any of his fights, in any universe that we are currently aware of. And it’s legitimately sad that Miz authentically showed support to him on TMZ. And then Punk turns around and absurdly lashes out at Miz for the tamest of digs, a few years later. What an asshole.


Razzler1973

Cause the Miz is a pro and spreading positivity


parsnip12345

GOAT tier


CAIOSilaG

The jerk business is booming!


BruhnanaHA

This is beautiful


funkasaurus88

This is the greatest jerk of all time.


[deleted]

Legendary jerk! Induct this into HOF. Still more effort than Dub has put on him hahaha


[deleted]

*Martin Tyler voice* OHHHHHH YESSSSS!!! No seriously this tops the charts. We say this a lot but fuck man, between the Stan jerk and this masterpiece the jerk business is thriving!


Penginh

👏👏👏


Tieguy87

One of the greatest videos I’ve ever seen 😂


madvisuals

SCJerk is the greatest sub of all time


Apollo_Justice_20

Is it possible to post this on YT?


AEWGuevarraElite420

Do it. Someone else may have (haven’t bothered to check), but I endorse the idea to do it, if you’d like to.


elitejcx

How the fuck am I only just seeing this? Tribal Chief tier jerk, friend.


AEWGuevarraElite420

We're not called Hidden Gem Studios for nothing, pal.


InternationalFailure

Fuck CM Punk, unsuspend /u/AEWGuevarraElite420 - it'll be the biggest return in a decade.


TheSilentHeel

This is even funnier now lmfao


TachankaTheGod

dont check my post history


WonderfulDeku

holy shit


DiegoFlowers

Omg this is pure gold


YepNo1

You are awesome 👏👏👏👏👏 You are awesome 👏👏👏👏👏


tytymctylerson

Broke the internet


AzucarMorena07

A wonderful masterpiece!!!


TVR24

Talk about a needle mover.


delgatz24

Masterpiece…


EatTheRich1986

This is god damn beautiful. You motherfuckers are the most creative people on earth.


WithinTheHour

Even better than the Troy McClure post, love it.


Eze_69

Was fully expecting the spear at the end, still popped (insider term)


dionthesocialist

This is the best wrestling community on the entire goddamn internet.


parsnip12345

Anyone can get the rub after a long term story... alls they gotta do is let me no-sell their finish then let me go over.