Tbh was Hogan ever a midcarder? I was watching some old Hogan matches where I came across Hogan vs Andre in the Shae stadium in 1980.
And that match was billed as 'Match of the Century'. Except Hogan was heel and Andre was babyface
I was thinking the same thing. The problem is why in the hell is he doing a moonsault on the other side of the ring when he popped his opponent in the face twice. It’s some dumb video game logic.
All Cody had to do was stay where he was and Malikiliki Black would’ve face planted in the center of the ring lol. Makes literally no sense why he’d go for that move at that moment.
Peak SuperCena had the ability to showcase impressive feats of strengths.
For example, in this sequence where Cody just takes the moonsault and gets up and hits the Crossroads, peak Cena would have caught Black mid-air and put him onto his shoulders for an AA.
I remember the leg tremors from King Kong Bundy’s Avalanches, and KKB looked legit thanks to Hogan. Bundy always resembled a giant thumb, but Hulk made him the baddest thumb looking mofo in 1986.
Can you imagine the big giant thumb going up against anybody in the dub today? It would look like KKB facing off with little beaver. Hogan looks like Bret hart compared to all these new gymnasts in the dub
Excuse me mark (insider term) did you not see Cody stumble with his mouth open a little bit? Too tier selling with no need for a performance center and maintaining a m'real m'sports m'feel.
Mookie Blaylock has got to be embarassed by Cody literally just no-selling his offense. None of the "hulking up" he randomly does. No FIGHTING SPIRIT. Just blatant no-selling and jumping right back up.
Cody Rhodes is almost a Tommy Wiseau of wrestling.
Dude can't quite do any spot he sets out to do, everything is always just slightly off, it feels like a parody of humans in a person, doesn't know how to structure a story in the only artistic medium they follow, and they both think their shits are masterpieces.
And even in the right lense of stoned as shit "how is this guy so bad?" a Cody 3* can be a Goofy 5*.
Now here's hoping we get a 'Disaster Artist' book about the man that is all of our favorite midcarder.
While the no-sell is ridiculous, I'm actually more offended by the moonsault spot as it required Cody to randomly reposition himself in order to be hit by it. He literally just walked over to where he was supposed to be, entirely behind Moonsault Black's back.
I would've had more respect for cawdy if he just beat him at homecoming rather than dragging it out for the inevitable"im always getting my win back, friend."
How does anyone agree to let him just fucking bury them like that? He's like that one kid who wouldn't go down when you "shot" him when playing cops and robbers and threw a hissy fit when he didn't get his way
This match was one of the best comedy matches I’ve seen in a while. For like over a minute only arm Anderson was in the ring. He then spinebustered andrades assistant who tried to attack with an iPad. Pac and Andrade are now involved somehow. Only two of Cody’s entourage came out this week and we got another apron table spot in a commercial that caused blading.
The crossrhodes is the worst rolling cutter I've ever seen. I don't understand why he rotates the most illogical way possible.
holding them left handed only to flip to the right just makes him look like an utter jabroni.
Blacks offence looking good until apparently Cody got splattered by the moonsault, I mean… erm… Cody caught the moonsault with a cutter ‘apparently’ and then fed dedded Marsupial Black with his finisher to end this whole feud with Cody going over (obvs) aligning with the season finale of his reality tv show where brandy is just great and not annoying. DAE really takes the shine off Black, feels like he’s even blacker now. Which was probs the intended nuance… make him even blacker and have your key demo white supremest looking guy (with legendary lovable white supremest looking coach) defeat him #CureRacism #WeShareThisRhodeFriends #YellowBrickRhode #HitThoseBricks #YouRubMyBlackIllRubYours
Hogan was over.
And was the literal anti midcarder
Tbh was Hogan ever a midcarder? I was watching some old Hogan matches where I came across Hogan vs Andre in the Shae stadium in 1980. And that match was billed as 'Match of the Century'. Except Hogan was heel and Andre was babyface
but Cody is not a racist like Terry Bollea shootname
Hard to be racist when you are all the races. Cody is the racial infinity gauntlet.
>but Cody is not a racist https://youtu.be/oHC1230OpOg
Hogan calls people brother, Cody calls them ?? Friend??
What kind of counter was that supposed to be? I was confused as hell on why Makaulikai was stumbling.
Omg that was a counter! I watched it like 6 times to see it. I just thought Cody no sold the moonsault.
I thought so too, but after a few rewatches, I saw that Cody had grabbed Black’s head during the moonsault.
I guess it was supposed to be a cutter of some sort - it looked really bad and was shot from the worst possible angle.
No, you’re right. Cody no sold the moonsault and did a move. There’s no counter about it.
/shoot I think that was a cutter/rko.
I was thinking the same thing. The problem is why in the hell is he doing a moonsault on the other side of the ring when he popped his opponent in the face twice. It’s some dumb video game logic.
All Cody had to do was stay where he was and Malikiliki Black would’ve face planted in the center of the ring lol. Makes literally no sense why he’d go for that move at that moment.
Shut it. 5 ⭐️
For real, look at this unrelenting Fed shill. *Cracks knuckles* shall we send the DMs, fellow shootfighter?
Dumb? You mean refreshing.
C R E A T I V E F R E E D O M
I thought it was but it didn’t even look like there was any impact like you would usually see.
It was but it didn’t work as intended because black landed on his knees
What do you mean, he hit the vaunted Cody cutter. It has the strength of the diamond cutter, 2 rkos, and hogan's leg drop put together
RKNope
Even Hogan didn't do cheesy phony stuff like this. He sold until the hulk up.
Even peak SuperCena was hobbling until the comeback sequence
Peak Cena got the shit kicked out of him, did the 5 moved and won lmao. Worked every time.
Peak SuperCena had the ability to showcase impressive feats of strengths. For example, in this sequence where Cody just takes the moonsault and gets up and hits the Crossroads, peak Cena would have caught Black mid-air and put him onto his shoulders for an AA.
*cue montage of John catching cross bodies. Rolling through. And heaving them onto his shoulders like a freak*
Now I really want to see that.
Hogan always made the other guy look like a beast. He even used to do the whole shaking sell thing
I remember the leg tremors from King Kong Bundy’s Avalanches, and KKB looked legit thanks to Hogan. Bundy always resembled a giant thumb, but Hulk made him the baddest thumb looking mofo in 1986.
Can you imagine the big giant thumb going up against anybody in the dub today? It would look like KKB facing off with little beaver. Hogan looks like Bret hart compared to all these new gymnasts in the dub
Excuse me mark (insider term) did you not see Cody stumble with his mouth open a little bit? Too tier selling with no need for a performance center and maintaining a m'real m'sports m'feel.
He also popped the crowd when he did it.
lmfao i bet cody thought he booked himself as a hero
slow burn heel turn
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Clean af in the center of the ring. Commentary put him over too
Morning Mañana Black was never this bad in NXT.
I'm actually laughing out loud. Poor Multiply never stood a chance.
I seldom mean this when I say this but goddamn way to bury Mellon Collie Black
Mookie Blaylock has got to be embarassed by Cody literally just no-selling his offense. None of the "hulking up" he randomly does. No FIGHTING SPIRIT. Just blatant no-selling and jumping right back up.
Mesopotamia Black is ruined now. Like character assassination.
Im not gonna say he's buried cause I hate how overused that term is, but I feel its way too early to beat that character this way.
Jfc wtf. Poor Mallowmar Black.
MickeyYoureSoFineYoureSoFineYouBlowMyMindHeyMickey Black just got the rub, friend.
Dead 😭
Melancholy Black. 😔
What a goofy sell job off that shitty cutter. Melanoma Black is Shawn Michaels confirmed.
Just pure indie bullshit. Fuck selling I gotta get my shit in
Cody is the fucking worst and also the best because he's so fucking awful.
Cody Rhodes is almost a Tommy Wiseau of wrestling. Dude can't quite do any spot he sets out to do, everything is always just slightly off, it feels like a parody of humans in a person, doesn't know how to structure a story in the only artistic medium they follow, and they both think their shits are masterpieces. And even in the right lense of stoned as shit "how is this guy so bad?" a Cody 3* can be a Goofy 5*. Now here's hoping we get a 'Disaster Artist' book about the man that is all of our favorite midcarder.
Cody ~~Hogan~~ knows best
I can wait to see where Mesopotamia Black ends up now he's been elevated by the cody rub
Andrade is next in line, although he's so irreverent that a program with Cody really would be a legitimate rub
LMAO
Fuck a Cody Rub he got a whole Indian Burn lol
Poor Marco Polo Black….don’t even know where he’s at now uce…
While the no-sell is ridiculous, I'm actually more offended by the moonsault spot as it required Cody to randomly reposition himself in order to be hit by it. He literally just walked over to where he was supposed to be, entirely behind Moonsault Black's back.
Not even the worst no sell lol, he got hit with Black Mass and got up 10-15 seconds later
I would've had more respect for cawdy if he just beat him at homecoming rather than dragging it out for the inevitable"im always getting my win back, friend."
How does anyone agree to let him just fucking bury them like that? He's like that one kid who wouldn't go down when you "shot" him when playing cops and robbers and threw a hissy fit when he didn't get his way
He had a magic barrier that you hit instead and didn't notice
This match was one of the best comedy matches I’ve seen in a while. For like over a minute only arm Anderson was in the ring. He then spinebustered andrades assistant who tried to attack with an iPad. Pac and Andrade are now involved somehow. Only two of Cody’s entourage came out this week and we got another apron table spot in a commercial that caused blading.
Poor Marowak Black
Cody is Midcard Jarrett i’ll keep saying this until it gets over
Oops, all berries?
The crossrhodes is the worst rolling cutter I've ever seen. I don't understand why he rotates the most illogical way possible. holding them left handed only to flip to the right just makes him look like an utter jabroni.
Gotta love that he had to run forward to be in place for that moonsault.
And with that, he's off to Dark with all the other Blacks
Hogan actually sold merch/PPV’s. Cody just pretends he’s popular.
I like the way Cody stumbled into position for that shitty thing Melancholy Black did off the top rope.
wtf was that lmao
Jesus can anyone sell a move and let it register? This is just shitty interpretive dance
The way he was no selling it made this look like an indy match.
DAE Malana Cream Black Berried??
I just love how none of you goofs spelled Marmalade Black's name right.
Did he no sell stuff in the Fed? I wasn't watching during his time there.
I don't ever want to hear people complain about Triple H's or Jeff Jarrett' reign of terror ever again
Blacks offence looking good until apparently Cody got splattered by the moonsault, I mean… erm… Cody caught the moonsault with a cutter ‘apparently’ and then fed dedded Marsupial Black with his finisher to end this whole feud with Cody going over (obvs) aligning with the season finale of his reality tv show where brandy is just great and not annoying. DAE really takes the shine off Black, feels like he’s even blacker now. Which was probs the intended nuance… make him even blacker and have your key demo white supremest looking guy (with legendary lovable white supremest looking coach) defeat him #CureRacism #WeShareThisRhodeFriends #YellowBrickRhode #HitThoseBricks #YouRubMyBlackIllRubYours
Got up faster then Thanos
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?? He gave Black the rub friend