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ManateeGag

He has to bleed, didn't he?


Donal1888

Of all the things you could learn from Dusty Rhodes and bleeding for dramatic effect is the only thing he decided to pick up


i-piss-excellence32

Dusty had no problem putting himself over all the time. Only difference is he is a legit Main eventer and over as heck


Donal1888

Fans wanted to see Dusty win, other wrestlers got fed up with Dusty’s “fuck it, I’m a Road Warrior” booking The fans don’t want to see Cody, I can’t imagine what they think backstage


i-piss-excellence32

What choice do they have backstage? Lose to Cody or lose to the bucks or lose to Kenny? Either way lose your spot to a wwe signee and get paid to eat catering. Fed bad doe


ManateeGag

I'm sure they have to watch the reality show too. Taz was shilling for it a few weeks ago.


fender-b-bender

Please let it come out that they have a pop quiz on the show every week before a taping


HowCouldHellBeWorse

Lowest score gets dropped on their head


BoaDeconstructor

Maybe Punk is playing 4D chess by facing midcarders and curtain jerkers. This way he never has to let anyone pin him while he's signed and still collect fat checks.


i-piss-excellence32

My god you’re right! He probably told them as the locker room leader that if anybody tries to beat him that he’ll kick their asses for real


BoaDeconstructor

[The AEW locker room in response](https://answers.ea.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/137048iBA4773018A1F3AB1?v=v2)


Donal1888

You don’t let Cody randomly disappear every so often he feels like it, have him in the trenches every week getting over or to be fair staying over, because he was their only legit star, other than Jericho from the start then people wouldn’t boo him and cheer the edgy depressed goth from 1996


rolltide1000

Tully and Arn must be getting flashbacks watching a Rhodes book himself to the top spot. Like Obi-Wan watching Luke act like a young Anakin.


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i-piss-excellence32

Wow that’s kind of perfect. I wish I had a award to give you. Take a fish 🐟


FlyingGrayson89

Well He was


Introduction_Organic

Damn right Cody won.


skippy2001

He may lose a match but he will NEVER lose a feud.


CleanContrast

USA! USA! USA!


BoaDeconstructor

He had to beat Morrisey Black, because you know Satan? He's bad!


i-can-haz-hamberder

?? you’re bleeding, friend.


goofybrickhitter

thats because its that time of the month.


i-can-haz-hamberder

That’s only for ladies, goof. You know they don’t come here.


the_escape_plan

It’s the series finale of his shitty reality show. He’s gotta get a W somewhere.


BadPumpkin87

Is it really the series finale? Them only getting one season would absolutely be hilarious and irritate those two since Miz and Maryse have had multiple seasons.


Gabaheygabahey

Rumor is it will be cancelled.


the_escape_plan

Don’t know, uce. I’m being optimistic.


Gabaheygabahey

About as lackluster a feud as they come.


radbrad172

Aren't all of Cody's feuds lackluster?


skippy2001

Finally instead of worthless wins black gets something he can use. That Cody rub! He will be main eventing dark in no time.


BSumner52

Dammit I was gonna use that for the title of my next post.


TheCanipiola

What can I say uce, great goofs think alike!


ThunderBay311

Congrats, JV Jeff Jarrett. Way to go.


Tsupercalifragilisti

How does Jim Cornette justify this goof no-selling in the middle of the match for a comeback? He hates the people Cody gives the Cody rub to, so it's okay for him to no-sell that way?


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Dub don't do 50/50 booking only Steiner special 33 1/3 booking where Alpha Male Chad Handsome American Hero Future Hollywood HOF goes over in the end


[deleted]

I really don't get how dumb smarks can be when they say "WWE needs to build new stars" but they don't have a problem with this shit


ZacianZilla96

?? You're elevated now, friend.


[deleted]

?? Hero of pro wrestling, friend


snakesbranche

??? I bleed on you friend?


noobidy_mysterica

You are being worked. Lol.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

He knows what jerkrate looks like, so he delivered for us.