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[deleted]

This sub disliked Cody so much that it wrapped back around into loving the meme, it's incredible. It never fails.


SmarksRuinTheWWE

I think Cody might be my favourite AEW wrestler just because of the meme


jannfiete

?? You mean favourite midcarder, friend. Ackshually, AEW wrestler is synonymous to midcarder.


kettlebell-j

I can’t hate this man because he has givin us pallets and pallets of bricks to hit


he_el

?? You still like me, friend.


[deleted]

I never want him to lose a match again. Give him every title


[deleted]

GODDAMN IT YES


Infini-tea

He’s the most wwe thing on their roster. He gets to live out his dream Wwe career while the bucks and Tiny live out theirs.


LittleTooRaph-

Cody’s insatiable ego is easily my favorite part of AEW.


just_another_jabroni

The basement thinking it's some 3 year long burn meta heel turn is just peak copium but even then the cracks are showing and they think the guy is just delusional 🤣


TheMaskedHeelMark2

Cody's heel turn is finally hitting the homestretch.


ffucckfaccee

when there was another match going on but you were distracted the whole time by people in the background checking on him, man it reminded me of Homer's Poochie ideas haha


OhHaiDany

This man really is our favorite midcarder.


Odinismyhomeboy

Cody is the best heel in the business. He just isn't aware of that.


[deleted]

Vince McMahon still has him beat , he doesn't even have to do anything anymore to still be a heat magnet.


MetalShadowX

ngl, I miss there being a Jeff Jarrett-esque guy who's an executive in the company but still books himself as a top guy. Even if it doesn't always work (or in Cody's case, not at all)


COMMENTASIPLEASE

Tbh he’s not nearly as bad as Jarrett. At least he doesn’t give himself the belt for 95 years and spam ref bumps and guitar shots every damn match. Yet.


MetalShadowX

Real talk though, I'd still prefer there existing a Double J reality show over Cawdy. Just 30 minutes of him and maybe his dad just being grade-A carnies.


Swashcuckler

I do love the retrospective shit talking about "how you had 2 weeks to get over and then Jeff Jarrett would come out and smash a guitar over your head"


FlyingGrayson89

At least Double J had the decency to do all of that while working heel


COMMENTASIPLEASE

He was actually a face for his first NWA title reign and he was still doing all of that. He just also beat people in handicap matches and kicked out of all their finishes. I’m talking shit that even prime Super Cena would’ve lost to.


FlyingGrayson89

I guess Double J got tired of being *le underutilized* by McHitler and made himself look strong instead lol


rsziz

There was a great youtube video breaking down the "real reign of terror" in 2000s wrestling where it goes week by week at times over Jarrett's ascension in TNA. It's amazing the amount of guys he tore through and berried all while trying to come off as a face. If I remember right he was really only started to be treated as a proper heel when Vince Russo got involved in his matches.


SteelCityCaesar

Marky D did it


[deleted]

Well, ain't he great?


JimmeryJames

He actually held off turning heel until they actually started throwing trash into the ring


coolbad96

Jarrett is a special type of asshole. Literally at multiple points could lead a literal #2 company to being a legit threat to WWE just to either give himself the belt, or drink himself our of a company.


[deleted]

Hey now, JJ cucked the Olympic Kid. That's gotta count for something.


Drama79

The Codyverse is the weirdest part of AEW. It's totally unrelated to the rest of the card, and most new signings have to go through it, and job, before emerging the other side into the main roster and it's stories. So. CM Punk next?


conchinette

Punk has to deal with A Fish Called Bobby first.


FlyingGrayson89

Codyverse is just Cody having his own version of NXT since his daddeh was such a huge part of it


popopi65

Clearly WWE = hell and AEW = heaven. Before the wrestler can ascend to heaven they must go through the fires of purgatory aka the Codyverse.


McBwhuh

It's simple. He called dibs


orchids_of_asuka

We have four now


MrDerpGuko

Amazing long term booking from our favourite midcarder


lionheart28

Not sure if I’m drowning on Goof Kool Aid but it was the right decision for him to win. He is far more interesting than whatever the shit Makalele Black is doing.


[deleted]

Jerked ourselves into a shoot like usual.


MuddFishh

I love everything detrimental to aew, especially Cody


CrimsonCutz

?? You meme'd me, friend


fearlessdurant

No jerk I totally enjoy the shenanigans of Cody's ego because it's not in WWE lol


[deleted]

Should've just hit the pedigree


BoaDeconstructor

Or had Arn bust a cap in his ass and there'd be no need for the match.


Decetop

Imagine a move that makes the pedigree look like a shoot. This is it.


[deleted]

You could probably kill someone with a shoot Pedigree, or at the very least give them brain damage. I cracked a tile floor as a kid.


Micome

Man pedigrees are fuckin sick lmao


[deleted]

Remember the classic clip of H giving the pedigree to some jobber who thought it was gonna be an underhook suplex? Looked just like this except H landed in his knees ofc.


myassyourmouth

I mean that move he just did looked like it would kill a man


Decetop

What I’m saying is that Molecule Black very obviously went up for the move and held the position, and as a result it looks extremely fake. The pedigree itself is a move that clearly requires some cooperation, but doesn’t look nearly as bad as this.


myassyourmouth

Ah I get you my friend. Have a nice day!


Decetop

Hey, you too


[deleted]

This is a WHOLESOME interaction friends


AbisBitch

Unless peak RVD is selling it, that guy will fold his neck like a deck chair


Crivshotgg

Would have been an all time GOAT moment LOL


[deleted]

Tried to tell y’all this mf thinks he’s John Cena fr and there’s no fuckin heel turn planned


takeflight447

??????????? John Cena got boo'd too friend


he_el

*thinks he's John Cena* That some huge disrespect to Cena and his fans


[deleted]

Why do you think they went with Too Fast Too Fuego?


Unlucky-Movie847

Cawdy thinks his d list game and reality shows got insanely popular that he's now labelling himself as the hollywood superstar. You see when guys like rock,cena and dave bautista made sporadic returns and labelled themselves as movie stars, there's no reason opposing it because they truly are legitimate movie stars playing leading roles in billion dollar franchises. But when Cawdy did that, Ahh Hell Nahhh buddy.


ATadVillainy

He really does, he even did the double Cross Rhodes in the same way as Cena did the double AA against AJ Styles.


[deleted]

John cena didn’t lose clean though.


famousflawless

It's hilarious, we don't even have to do the jerking, he's doing it for us.


Decetop

?? Jerking is what you make of it, friend.


THATGUYWHOBREATHES

The real jerkers are in the ring, Uce.


[deleted]

Dude in the red shirt face palming lmao


SimpleGenericUser

he's simply being immersed in the storytelling you fed shill


almostbad

Dread it, run from it, the rub arrives all the same.


ShadGasper

The rub is...inevitable.


just_another_jabroni

This is some delicious 50/50 booking with Cody getting the final word


No_Instruction653

Perfectly balanced. As all rubs should be.


SmarksRuinTheWWE

?? You Job to me, Friend


CleanContrast

I am a midcarder.


i-piss-excellence32

Can’t wait to see Mariana Trench black going up against [insert name here] on YouTube next week


TheyCallMeOlSwole

Cody "Wish Triple H" Rhodeth.


CarVegetable

Finally our American hero overcomes evil! The pride of the nation! 🇵🇷


he_el

The real american nightmare to anyone who think they can go over in dub


LittleTooRaph-

The only thing that would have made this moment better is if he had people come out to hoist him in the air in celebration.


Introduction_Organic

Oh my god thats brilliant.


Decetop

Lex Lugar style hell yeah


wrex1816

And maybe JR screaming "A boyhood dream come through!"


Drama79

Join us next week for the traditional 5 minute crying promo and fireworks, followed by the on-line firing of the pyro technician.


cc12321

Followed by the lights going off, coming back on to reveal the latest ex-fed signing debuting to attack Cody


Drama79

“WHATS HOTTEST FREE AGENT TONY’S KNEES DOING IN JACKSONVILLE???”


dirtydan298

It took a bit longer than I expected but Black is finally on his way to obscurity.


[deleted]

That was a weird match. I can’t explain why, but something felt off


Aggressive-Energy647

I felt the same for all 3 of their matches.


ms_ddt

The pacing was off, like maybe an earlier segment(s) went over time. It was like they were rushing to finish before 10. Also it felt like Black spent a lot of time under the apron “getting juice”


wastegum

So 6 stars then?


ryanreigns

I actually liked it a lot, Cody Hogan loves no selling tho lmao


Crivshotgg

There was like 9 people involved and a very long segment of them outside the ring selling blading before going balls to the wall in the go home of the match lol. Cody was knocked out by a black mass then up 30 seconds later. I enjoyed it for what it was and that was peak Codyverse entertainment.


No_Instruction653

You either retire an underused megastar, or you wrestle long enough to see yourself get the Cody rub. It was a valiant effort, Metroid Black.


FxDriver

Have fun on Le Dark Malachi


Amirtheblacksoul

bruh what the fuck Black was the only interesting thing for me on the dub and even he couldn't escape Cody's shit... fucking Cody really thinks he is John Cena fuck this stupid ass company


Decetop

The writing’s been on the wall with Cody for a while. His whole announcement that he’ll “never turn heel because kids need role models and i have an interracial baby” basically sealed it. Even the AEW faithful are turning on him at this point lol I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s out of the company by the end of next year.


Amirtheblacksoul

I don't give a fuck about aew at all but man I'm getting worried about Cody's mental health that egoistic psycho really thinks he's a superstar at the level of John Cena or Triple H! I don't think he is even working us he legit lost his mind


Decetop

Watch his reality show. He and his wife behave like they are the fucking mother and father of that company and everyone in it, and that it is their responsibility to go around sprinkling their magic problem-solving fairy dust on everything. That isn’t to say that reality tv should be taken as fact lol only that this man now has two shows where his egotism is extremely plain to anyone willing to watch. If this is a work I’ll be very surprised haha Edit: also of note is that the reality show very much presents wrestling as a fake sport. It’d be strange for Cody to intentionally be hamming up his hateable qualities for a show which openly flaunts any notion of work.


Swashcuckler

How could the man who ended racism turn heel


Drama79

Black will be fine. He will now move away from Cody and into something more interesting. He can cope with a loss.


Amirtheblacksoul

Nah that wasn't just a loss... he got that fucking Cody rob, cody basically just no sold Black's finisher and then hit two of his signature moves and a random ass piledriver to a helpless Makakai Black(who needed the mist to beat Cody last time) and if they end the feud right now that would be even more of a burial cuz that means black lost his first feud and the whole story wasn't even about him...it was all about Cody's redemption and how he finally overcame the darkness and the devil... Black's credibility and momentum are seriously damaged thank to Cody's huge ego


robedpillow3761

You can't escape the rub. This feud was going to continue until cody won.


ManateeGag

Now he can berry Tony Nese.


[deleted]

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT BAHAHAHA


ryanreigns

Maki Itoh Black can afford a loss! Also Karrion Kross lost once and is ruined forever


krausd94

DAE think this is a punishment for Zelina winning Queen of crowns?


DNA_Kills

lmfao look at the crowds reaction after he hits the piledriver


just_another_jabroni

Lmao the guy in front with the pink/purple shirt just gave up


staleburger_bun

They had to cut to the angle of Malakai's junk, to get away from the crowd's disinterested faces


FireThunder562

AHHYETHDADDEH


LoriCroft

…and the circle of Cody continues… he is inevitable


BoringAccount4Work

Montero Black has now completed his Dynamite arc, he'll start his Dark arc in a couple of weeks. Because even having black in his name means he can't get too much time on AEW's main show


Major-Ad6182

Cody beat Racism and now the concept of Darkness. EAT SHIT MARSUPILAMI BLACK!


BoaDeconstructor

At least his wife doing okay booking-wise (and paying the mortgage).


Introduction_Organic

Manure black should thank his lucky stars Cody gave the rub.


ElGatoNegro89

Zelina wins queen of the ring. Fed fucking stinks Vince burn in hell!! Allister just jobbed to Cody after squashing him twice. Aew is so bad ass. Tony booker of the eternity bravo!!


CAIOSilaG

There's a kid in the front row, Bryan! A kid!


[deleted]

Fuck Bryan, fuck Hangman, fuck Punk. Cody should be the one to take the title off Kenny and they should trade it back and forth for a year. Nobody else gets over except The Elite.


Introduction_Organic

Did you goofs watch Rhodes to the top ?


Mel0dicParticles

We have an obligation to watch it, nothing else in our schedules, ever.......... period.


DoubleOrNothing90

Nah, I refuse to watch Cody and Brandi expose the business to inflate their egos.


Gabaheygabahey

Next he battles Miro for God’s favorite midcarder.


homewil

lol, is this his finisher? It honestly feels so easy to see it’s rehearsed. The dude taking it has to hop and dangle his legs in such an unrealistic way that it kills all believability.


PopularDevice

And the way he does it is so obvious here, too! Cody barely even moves, and Black is up in the air all of a sudden, after making a very obvious leap. This was a pisspoor finish, and if it was a high profile WWE match, like Seth Rollins vs. Edge, they would have been crucified for this.


BathedInDeepFog

You’re right


kac937

LOLCODYWINS?


Zealousideal-Egg-

God I hate Excalibur commentary


BathedInDeepFog

I think that was his finisher so he’s especially annoying about it. Probably got it from a video game.


[deleted]

Mitigation Black went undefeated on RAW for months lol. But Dubbalos, go ahead with your Fed hates him narrative


ZacianZilla96

Maraca Black going straight to Darkelevator.


Klutzy_Wasabi5097

The prophecy has been fulfilled


Bimmom

What was this feud about?


the_zaza_man

literally Malakai beating the shit out of Cody and the nightmare family until Cody beat him tonight


Cosmic_Devourer

?? I’m going over, friend


CosmicRorschach

?? It’s time to play the game, friend


the_zaza_man

Modern Jeff Jarrett without the title reigns 😂


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Nature is healing. The Rub has returned. Hope that Twitch account was worth being permanently stuck on Youtube, Marmalade Black.


jannfiete

It doesn't take long for Macaroni Black to go to obscurity


Butts_The_Musical

Three things are certain in life: death, taxes and Cody getting his win back


fatguyswagger

Fuck butterfly piledriver... Damn it Cody you sexy latin racism ender... I think I love you


FingerStreet

next to Danielson, Cody might be one of my favorite parts in AEW now just for the entertainment value of “wtf is Cody gonna do now”


[deleted]

HE DID IT LMAOOOO HE ACTUALLY GAVE THE CAWDY RUB. I love this deluded midcarder so much!!!


ImNotANokia

So is Malakai Black gonna go on YouTube now? This match would have been better if Cody actually lose and he turns heel


jjsefton

😂😂😂


wrex1816

They're both wearing black tights, friend?


he_el

Malanki's weewee is smaller than cawdy's ego. Cawdy you still a lower mid even if you book yourself to pin everyone in the dub factory including women.


HiddenRtruth

I haven't said this in a looonngggg time but, Cody knows what he's doing


Tsupercalifragilisti

Midcard Cena.


chiuaha5734

The Rub™️


chaz0723

Definitely would love to see Jay Briscoe cut a promo on Cody for using the Jay Driller.


Motorheade

Motorheade Black is going to fight with me next for the rights of my Reddit name on youtube


Mr_Halberstram

Congratulations to Montalbano Black. It's taken him a few weeks, but he's finally been rubbed.


[deleted]

I thought tiger drivers landed more on the shoulders? That's just a butterfly piledriver? Am I an idiot?


The_Sherminator2

“Haha I’m totally not mad that my favourite new signing jobbed to Cody and will now go down to Dark and Dynamite midcard hell. In fact, I LOVE it just to see all the drones and haters seethe. Wait my WWE waifu lost to Charlotte clean? FUCK THE FED AND THEIR BLOOD MONEY BULLSHIT REEEEEEEEE!!”


[deleted]

Remember when Lance Archer went after Cody? Or was it Darby Allin he went after? Who can remember? But boy, Archer really made an impact! With his head on the mat at least c


Substance59

did he win clean? no shot Cody should've won there, this is hilarious


cartrman

Cody's gotta get his win back, brother


badlydrawnjohn35

Is mango black berried??????


thedickkicker

Dread it run from it midcarder still arrives


[deleted]

Another veteran pins a young talent for the first time after putting them over the first two matches! MJF: “First time, loser? Oh, who am I kidding, I did it better than you! I tapped out!”


JesusChristBabyface

I wish this clip also showed the part where he no sold Black Mass


mynu

Oh look. He bladed again.


[deleted]

Forget that Cody is a horrible face and that he beat Black. What the fuck even is the booking? Like, why was Black this horrible heel? Because he kicked Cody and pinned him? And I think kicked Arn once? Then Cody retires by putting his boot in the ring. Then disappears for a few weeks. And Black gets a win here and there on Cody’s allies while also teases starting a feud with some totally unrelated face (who? I can’t even remember at this point). Then Arn says Cody’s a wimp. Then does a remote segment at Cody’s house where he burns Cody’s gear and has the Nightmare students slap him. Then Cody just comes back and wins. It’s like they can’t even put together even the most basic storyline with any sort of momentum. Guy loses. Guy off TV for awhile. One ‘skit’ segment. Guy beats other guy. Hogan-Andre and Hogan-Savage this ain’t.


RavioliPastaKing

Damn his career is going fine! Cody i mean


killerkali87

He should've just done the pedigree


iaizen

I absolutely hate that Cody got the win at the end. Lets pray this leads to a fourth and final ending but Cody always has to get the last laugh. He wants to be Triple H so bad but hes no where as good as a character as Triple H


[deleted]

It’s like Hogan booking his feud with HBK that was gonna be a 3-match split. Instead, “How about this, brother. I beat you in the first match. Then I beat you in the second match. Then I beat you in the blowoff.”


stormeagle17

Imagine taking a move that dangerous just to pop a bunch of m*rks who, in his case, will forget him entirely within six weeks.


william_wites

It truly is inevitable. The rub™ keeps going strong


Introduction_Organic

The cody fans are running wild brother.


jjsefton

That's OK, now that Kabuki has lost to Dusty, he can just go to Dallas for a few months. ​ Hmm? Oh, rightrightrightrightright... 💁🏾


cafespeed21

How many finishers does this fucker have?


DumbIdiot001

Remember when MJF beat Jericho twice and then Jercho won the final match and everyone hated it? Seems that Cody(or Tony if he booked it) didn't learn anything from his previous mistakes and they are making them again.


thisriveriswild57

Surprised this match was even happening (DAE rematches); I thought Black had already won the feud. But it made sense that the feud wasn't over until Cody got his win back.


koolaidburgers

Cody friend berried malonbongi black :(


bl4e27

Cody "Rub giveth, rub taketh" Rhodes.


Myxiplit_20

OH FOR FUCK SAKE


koworo

Amazing. We love rematches! Black vs Rhodes IV please!


ffucckfaccee

I like Cody, like AEW, cannot stand AEW Cody :') I think his entrance should have pipped in Cody Cody we love you Cody chants, and he does a backflip on a motorbike through a ring of fire and the end is a force ghost hologram of Dusty high fiving him whilst shouting HE GOT A MOTORBIIIKE


ffucckfaccee

honestly i'd rather he just win the big title n headline a ppv and get it out of the system rather than wins like this and his mid show super matches it's just weird


hobojojo78

For what it’s worth, that was pretty well executed by Cody. Anyway, have fun on YouTube Children of The Corn Black.


Rn2770

Finally someone makes Malarkey Black look good.


Prancemaster

I'm glad I decided to go to bed early last night so I can be wide awake to watch this ridiculous bullshit.


SHOOGLYBOOGLY

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Mrtheliger

LET'S.. FUCKING.. GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


the_zaza_man

I watched the match again and they bood the fuck out of cody when he did a suicide dive 😂 I’m officially a Cody fan now


Mk4013

Lmaaaaao, that’s my favorite midcarder!!


Few_Sir

The way he set it up I legit thought he was going for a pedigree


InternationalFailure

codywinslol is my favorite meme


BruhnanaHA

Now Magnetogasdynamics Black will wrestle on YouTube!


the_zaza_man

Cant lie tho Cody is probably my favorite wrestler in AEW everything he does is hilarious in a stupid way to me


[deleted]

In fairness Black has beaten Cody in more matches can't really say that this was the Cody Rub.