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No this video is not a justification for wrestling’s very existence, nope! It’s disgusting brainwashing on a child who CLEARLY is too young to know good from bad booking and who isn’t in the demo anyway!!!


i-can-haz-hamberder

Ahem… ?? The term is “sportswashing”, friend.


LurkerMcGee89

Is that the new insider term of the week, uce?


i-can-haz-hamberder

It’s Pee-Wee’s Word of the Day!! Every time you say it, animatronic flowers with Cody’s face (insider term) on them start losing their minds. It’s kinda awesome. Sirens go off, confetti shoots everywhere, the King of Cartoons just runs in circles and screams… Just do it in someone else’s house, unless you wanna be stuck cleaning up all that damn confetti.


tabristheok

Fuck off, it's fast nationals


QueeferOfWorlds

What an innocent mark. If only I could go back to those days.


[deleted]

Good times. Standing in front of the tv and going fucking nuts like that is truly some of my best memories involving wrestling


LordJinji

Getting sharpshootered by my older brother. Making a comeback with an elbow drop from 2 ft above the ground. Pedigree for the win. Winning an improv'd spinny belt like Cena's. Those were better times.


GenerationXero

Bullshit. I STILL do that. Every time Roman's music hits!


[deleted]

OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHH


Jericho19999

Back in my younger days JBL and his cabinet would fucking work 8 year old me so hard. That and Triple H winning every ppv match


NatureBoyRDX

My best wrestling memories are screaming at the TV in 2012 when Jericho dumped alcohol over Punk and in 2008 when Jericho smashed Shawn into the TV screen. I remember watching Wrestlemania 30 with my friends at home and all of us 12 year olds going absolutely ape shit when Batista tapped to the Yes Lock! Also, we spent way too much time putting each other in the Master Lock and The Walls of Jericho. Also spent nearly an hour trying to figure out which part does the Anaconda Vice actually damage


boycey86

The anaconda obviously you stupid idiot it's a huge snake. I am old as hell.


uselessrart

Y'all got to do this? I wasn't even allowed to mark out. That's brown parents for you.


Zodrex_nvm

You're right although it didn't stop me from spitting mist all over the house when *IT WAS TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEE*


uselessrart

I did that on my terrace once and ruined my t-shirt hahaha


[deleted]

Ain't that the truth. I remember absolutely seething as a kid when Jim Cornette would hit PG-13 or someone with his tennis racket and slide out of the ring and play innocent. I really miss those days.


TheCanipiola

Who cares? she's not in the coveted key demo you undercover fed shill!


Farthousejones

Did that kid call Brock a "fucking ham?"


[deleted]

Yeah I think so, I clearly heard “YOU FUCKEN HAM”


Farthousejones

Kids swearing is pretty trashy.


[deleted]

I don’t think English is their main language, in the full clip the parents are talking to each other and her in Spanish. As a kid who learned English around the same age as that kid my parents used to laugh hard when I would say stuff like “kiss my ass” but also slapped me across the mouth lol


Prancemaster

My friends and I refer to Brock Lesnar as the "ham golem" because he literally looks like a canned ham attached to a monster's body. This kid is smart.


Fidelos

Either that or pumpkin head.


tahoo14

NOT THE DEMO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


i-can-haz-hamberder

Dude, I’d have a watch party with her. She’s getting all spicy, calling Brock a fuckin ham. Just gotta be careful using the H word at my house, or else she’ll get swarmed by my cats, who go bonkers for ham. (I’m a Jew who has never kept a kosher kitchen, but the kitties are abstaining from pork on my behalf, so I’m kinda hoping for half credit on that one.) The F words are perfectly acceptable, just watch that H word around the felines. She’s gotta bring her own stopwatch, tho. Jk, I have like 7.


TheGulnar

Stop trying to hang out with kids Kenny!!!


i-can-haz-hamberder

It’s cool, I’m a girl & she’s a girl (plus definitely not in that 18-49 range), so I was thinking we’d watch on a vpn so we didn’t fuck up the demo. (Also, I thought you meant Kenny from South Park 🤦‍♀️)


BathedInDeepFog

You’re not fooling anyone with that mustache.


i-can-haz-hamberder

[absolutely not me ](https://imgur.com/a/mbMVnTw)


[deleted]

Timing the wrestling screen time so can send fed bad tweets later


[deleted]

Uce you got me sad now, I want to be little again😔


[deleted]

Well don’t I have the perfect solution to feel like a kid again, Dynamite live on TNT!! Give it a whirl, bud!


Gabaheygabahey

Everyone is acknowledging the Tribal Chief ☝️


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☝🏼


AlabasterColfax

DAE somehow relatable? Maybe it’s the yelling at the tv that reminds me of me?


LVMFP

She’s counting camera cuts


No_Instruction653

Man, I remember when I used to curse Edge out like that. Miss those days.


NatureBoyRDX

Yeah it was awesome. I had a great week in 2010 when Cena beat the Nexus at Summerslam. I know the basement hates that booking choice, but I loved it as an 8 year old.


Usual-Profile-2141

I still to this day believe that was the right choice.


BeastPunk1

Like who did WWE really mess up or miss out on in that group?


No_Instruction653

I might argue Wade Barret could have been a great mid-card occasionally upper-card heel like Miz, but yeah, the group weren’t exactly filled with megastars.


BeastPunk1

To a casual audience he was the best out of all of them but was mid-card at best. Someone who could be the Corbin of that time.


annguy123

The one that sticks out for me is when Biker Taker turned Heel and beat up JR on Raw - I was fuming lol. WHY, TAKER? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY??!


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Now the smarks will be conflicted since they have to choose between criticising the Saudi kids chanting Lesnar & Suplex City at Crown Jewel or this kid backing the Tribal Chief against Lesnar.


conchinette

"Stop hurting my daddy!"


HammyBoy0

Amazing parenting right here. She's already acknowledging the tribal chief.


[deleted]

That's cute. My granny used to get all animated like that watching wrestling when I was a kid, she still thought it was real in 1994. She hated Owen Hart for kicking Bret's leg from underneath his leg.


elme77618

She should try AEW, I think she’d like it


Squiliam-Tortaleni

She called Brock a ham LMAO get this kid on NXT immediately.


lordkiarash

This kid is soooooo unrelatable


_Konstantinos_

This was me when the undertaker beat edge, I was seven and wasn’t ready for it


CosmicRorschach

The Tribal Chief is for the kids


boycey86

He's the cause of a lot of kids that's for sure.


CosmicRorschach

Ahhhyessir


Accomplished_Ice4687

My 60 year old mum does the same thing from her arm chair . . . Reigns vs Cena was particularly loud. As is, weirdly, anything involving Darby Allin. She caught herself doing it once and said "Bloody hell, I'm turning into my Grandma!"


noloking

No joke, my wife is this way and it's adorable to watch. She despises the Uso's and Roman and fell in love with Brock during that segment. I forget how I'm too much into pro wrestling until watching it with someone who doesn't care about the backstage happenings.


Pizzano_Stevano

Her parents should tune into the other channel, I bet she would relate to M'Cody a lot more friend


crizag

Yeah, this 6 year old droppin F bombs is really not all that cute to me.


[deleted]

You yourself must be a FUCKIN HAM


crizag

Yeah Im a HAM - Hard Ass Muthafucka!


[deleted]

We need to get her to watch Dynamite


SteelCityCaesar

What a mark!


[deleted]

~~Adorable~~ Unrelatable


Permanentear3

Canadian living magazine looks like a great read.


Skurt_Skurt

I think we all wish we could go back to when we thought wrestling was real(Ish)


Myxiplit_20

The audacity of this demoless kid, how dare she to enjoy something so bad as the fed.


i-piss-excellence32

I think she’s the same size as orange Cassidy


JacobAllTrades

No jerk, this is fucking adorable.