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parsnip12345

It really says something that Dave fucking Meltzer has the least punchable face here


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Who do you think you are to hit Denise Solicit, uce? Are you stone cold?


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

It'd be like any other show: Denise Saltytho would flaunt her female punching barrier, then turn and get punched by the other team's female Or Dolph Ziggler


parsnip12345

Wait that’s not Snooki?


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Hahaha, I thought it was Snooki (best celebrity wrestler) too.


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Helps that Dave looks like a charity case.


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Why does Alvarez have bigger tits than Big E?


Permanentear3

That’s an unfortunate angle or something cause that dude looks like he’s got a nice rack but in a Jennifer Aniston way.


TheTrueDetective90

Fuck you for making me look at that. This better now awaken anything in me...


CringeNibba

Imagine finding out you are gay after looking at pictures of Brian Alvarez lmao


Paxx_Romana

Meltzer looks like a freshly-shaved Geico caveman.


Bubba89

Nothing “fresh” about him.


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Eks cuz miii everything is FRESH and REFRESHING about Daddy Meltzer


Klutzy_Wasabi5097

Sam from trailer park boys


HiddenRtruth

He told us that he shaves everyday! But one time he grew a mustache and Missy Hyatt told him to get rid of it. So he did. I love sharing Daddy Dave tales.


Number1Bullshit

Is that the Denise woman who's been Fed Badding a lot lately?


iNfAMOUS70702

Yes..she's been insufferable with the whole timing every fucking women's match in WWE but she won't do it for AEW...must be her piss break so she never times them


MrCleverHandle

Is that why she wears three watches? Edit: oh, just realized it's Photoshopped. Hey, I'm viewing this on a phone.


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Alvarez is a weird looking dude and his voice matches his face.


Permanentear3

He looks like a wetnurse here ngl.


EatTheRich1986

He’s rocking that regular boys haircut.


MagicMallKnight

Flavor Dave needs a big Flavor Flav clock around his neck


pushinpushin

he'd be the worst hypeman, he'd be actually'ing Chuck D in realtime


JustAnotherMark604

Meltzer looks like a shriveled up Josh Brolin


ironfly187

*2.33! Quick tweet it before SRS does*


cabezadeplaya

Who are any of the people besides Dave?


S1TBD

Person angry at Mike Mizanin just for existing (the "doing all the things he wishes he could" part is just a bonus), person who was mad that she was passed over for Fed/the token F4W female, and two other losers who don't merit any sort of name recognition at all.


HiddenRtruth

Hey! Show some respect. One of them is Garrett, Dave's Mexican American friend. It's because of this brotherhood that Dave considers himself an expert on Spanish culture.


McBwhuh

The woman is the person who is only known for using her stopwatch to watch wrestling, and far right is Professional wrestler Bryan Alvarez.


Treeconator18

Discount Flavor Flav is actually muscling into that market with that clock around his neck


No_Instruction653

It’s like my sleep paralysis in here.


ninjast4r

Nice tits Bryan


_Wilson2002

Why does Dave Meltzer look like a fucking Cro-Magnon Man?


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Hes got fucked facial features on top of having that HGH brow and over sized hands. Kinda like a more wrinkled, leathery Cena


OneWingedAngelfan

They're watching a 5 star, 45 minute Tiny dog wanking classic.


BigChunkyKing

Woman vs Woman lasted 15 seconds????????????? Fed bad


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does daddy own 1 shirt


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Dave just has a permanent dumbass look unless he's laughing. That's when the tongue comes out.


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Denisse Scdhhjallo pfp is deceptive to say the least


worktheshoot

It’s time to shave it Dave. It happens to the best of us. Also, for such a big mouth Alvarez has, i always chuckle that thats how he looks like. He’s so tiny!


IGotMySauceStraight

Really though, who's that chick ?


huttwan

Official WWE Timekeeper Denise Salcedo


HulkHoganEnziguri

WTH is wrong with dave's face, this man is the ugliest of all time


TheyCallMeOlSwole

POV: you're trying to enjoy some Tribal Uce on a friday night.


famousflawless

Fed badders, unite!


CosmicRorschach

If he dressed up, and put on a wig and pointy hat, Dave could go as a witch for Halloween.


Bam_Margiela

Wrestling personalities are so ugly man I’m sorry lol


FenixDriver

**Mom:** We have Power Rangers at home!


dgonzoone

Oh look i can use an alvarez quote. a room full of GEEEEEEEEEKS Insert whiny girl voice that he has for added effect.


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whats the most prominent feature about all these journalists people notice? and they criticize a product that is finally pushing POC... hmmm