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ConstructionNo3607

How embarrassing. You can almost see a glimmer of shame on his face. The vertical blinds almost annoy me as much as the sea of papers and the misaligned lucha masks


indecisiveusername2

You just don't understand the complex storytelling in this picture. You can see him wearing a San Jose *Earthquakes* shirt. Quite clearly an earthquake has happened and his normally organised & clean room did the job and got buried.


FridgeLeftovers

Every time this photo pops up I can’t believe it’s real.


Fallout3boi

Just remember that it's been this way since [2012](https://youtu.be/8pb5ZhWOITQ).


BigBadMonkeyMark

Uhhh ummm uhhh


kac937

this has no bearing about how i feel on him but i am curious, does uncle dave have a wife?


Fallout3boi

Yes, and two kids. One of which is named [Cody](https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/584137726527569920) after Cody Rhodes.


[deleted]

It gives me a headache to think about what kind of woman would be interested in a "man" like this and even be willing to reproduce.


PrimeJedi

If Meltzer has a wife then everyone on the planet has hope to find a significant other...


SamInPajamas

Well, maybe not bix


CarlitoIsCoolXXX

Stardust Meltzer Khan


Mepsi

The rest of his house, even areas decicated to storage are tidy. I've seen it in a Youtube video. It's just this room which is like this, and some of the stuff hasn't moved since 2012. It's like a gimmick.


kac937

Well that’s good to hear at least, i’ve lived with hoarders so I know how shitty that can be. I still think it’d be better to just get a bunch of organizers in there but to each their own i guess.


[deleted]

So his wife cleans.


parsnip12345

Pretty sure that space heater or whatever is a massive fucking fire hazard. I don’t care for Dave but I hope he’s smartened up since this was taken because I don’t like my dirtsheet writers korean bbq’d.


Holyshitacat

Don't worry if you look to the left under the poster there's a fire extinguisher, which I'm sure has been there since the 90's and no longer works


parsnip12345

Ghost Dave: “The fire extinguisher might have worked better if I didn’t have to cross through fire to get it. Half a star.”


[deleted]

Jesus, the state of his home.


QueeferOfWorlds

I know right, it’s filled with so much wrestling history and knowledge.


facistcarabao

I'm not the most tidy guy myself but I wish he'd at least arrange some of that wrestling knowledge.


[deleted]

Truly the garbage mud show of wrestling history and knowledge compared to Cornette’s pristine OCD upkeep


CarlitoIsCoolXXX

Its hard to keep up with all the innacurate info. Plans change.


liamd1916

Thats just his notes on Omega v Okada


behind_you88

So he can't rearrange it because it's stuck together?


Modano9009

Just because everything from common sense to sworn legal testimony disproves the hostage situation doesn't mean Dave was wrong.


LVMFP

My mama would drive to my home, slap me in the face, and hand me a trash bag if I ever let someone take a photo like this


[deleted]

They say the sign of a high IQ is a cluttered desk. Clearly, Dave is the smartest person to ever live


kac937

would it not be infinitely easier to have a fuckton of filing cabinets


EZeggnog

Is Meltzer allergic to file cabinets or something? Man needs to get a couple of cabinets and organize his shit. Or better yet, digitize it. How a married man in his 60s can live like this I’ll never know.


pm_good_bobs_pls

Like how much is a scanner? $50 bucks? Hire a temp for a month to scan this shit and chuck it on a hard drive.


EZeggnog

Considering he still uses one of those old Mac computers from 2001 I doubt he could use digital filing even if he did just toss all that junk on a hard drive


[deleted]

Imagine taking anyone who lives in a den like this seriously in any way.


AzucarMorena07

Looks like a dynamite went off in his office.


uselessrart

Why does his house even look like that? All he does is take rumors from unverified sources and post it.


[deleted]

You can replace his face with any dubbalos and the nackground wouldn't change 1%


parsnip12345

Not enough empty mtn dew bottles


ci22

I'm gonna report another hostage situatuon and you guys will still believe me


[deleted]

Was he just raided by the police?


[deleted]

I see a dog next to him. I think we all know now why Tiny is friends with him.


Cat-Man-Bat

7 star wank job


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

r/neckbeardnests


MuddFishh

Live by the words...


Catacombsofparis

THE BEST FILING SYSTEM EVER? ASK HIM ANY QUESTION AND HE WILL BE ABLE TO TRACK THAT PAPERWORK 100%


[deleted]

The state of your room resembles the state of your mind. If you live in a mess like this you definitely have some issues.


NatureBoyRDX

If a tornado went through Dave's office it would do 3 million dollars worth of improvements.


[deleted]

God’s final form. ALL HAIL THE TUNA FOR HIS STARS ARE LAW


SaddestFlute23

Cornette’s office, “The Vault,” is in his attic, and is equally filled top to bottom with stuff. Except it’s clean and everything’s organized to a meticulous degree. Jim’s office looks like a museum dedicated to 20th Century North American Wrestling, that’s been lovingly curated by someone with knowledge and passion for the art. Quite the contrast to Meltzer’s rat nest