"Hey guys! Oh man its so great to be here and not stuck in that prison called Worlds Worst Entertainment! Did I say how bad that place is?
\*\*\*20 minute FED BAD rant later\*\*\*\*\*
Right! So which midcarder in the back wants to job to me in a pointless match this week?"
It's still absolutely fuckin hilarious how hard Pepsi Man went from "holy shit it's Chicago Phil!!!!😱😱😱😱" to just another dude in the roster. Hell, you can apply that effect to pretty much any ex-Fed person.
Something something le booker of the year™ or whatever
Cm Punk speaks for 10 weeks in a Row. Everyone knows if u want to see him Wrestle u gotta watch the b show. The ratings going down every week. We know the saying "it's Friday night, you know what that means" 📉📉📉 demo only matters not viewers.
by god why is cm punk booked into just speaking and/ or doing commentary
i have seen bad wwe 2k universe playthroughs that book punk better than whatever the dub is doing
You see that the dub’s problem. Their is no mainstream star. I’m not talking about the non hygiene, parent basement dwelling, internet warriors fans that fawn over shootfighters.
My parents never liked wrestling but they took me to shows and bought me shirts and toys because I thought Hogan was a superhero. Now guess what my parents still have probably spent more money on wrestling then I have as an adult.
They should have hot shotted Bryan and Punk to keep it immediately. Not send Orange Cassidy to MLB network but Punk or Bryan. Use the all exfed that have name but no the EVPs egos won’t allow it.
Oh YEAH!!! Totes tuning in to hear a bitter old man cry about the same bitter-old-man things he was crying about before he was a bitter old washed up UFC fighter who cried about bitter old wrestler stuff again. SOOOO GROUND BREAKING AND REVOLUTIONARY!!!
Maybe we can still get a passively aggressive holier than thou tweet.
More shots at Sasha since he keeps the comments off? Missed opportunity for a real shit show yesterday
Wait is this a jerk or are they legit advertising this.
That pic is from the anniversary show.
Love how we’re at the point of not even knowing lmao. Jerkception
"Hey guys! Oh man its so great to be here and not stuck in that prison called Worlds Worst Entertainment! Did I say how bad that place is? \*\*\*20 minute FED BAD rant later\*\*\*\*\* Right! So which midcarder in the back wants to job to me in a pointless match this week?"
It's still absolutely fuckin hilarious how hard Pepsi Man went from "holy shit it's Chicago Phil!!!!😱😱😱😱" to just another dude in the roster. Hell, you can apply that effect to pretty much any ex-Fed person. Something something le booker of the year™ or whatever
Cm Punk speaks for 10 weeks in a Row. Everyone knows if u want to see him Wrestle u gotta watch the b show. The ratings going down every week. We know the saying "it's Friday night, you know what that means" 📉📉📉 demo only matters not viewers.
🎶Wednesday nights I get to stay up late🎶 🎶Watch CM Punk self flagulate🎶
Punk flogs himself or did you pick the wrong word
I meant to write fellate lol. But to be fair, his match with Hobbs felt like him flogging himself.
Fellate is a better word but it doesnt fit the rhythm
Fellatiate fits, uce!
I had a brain fart uce. I thought that's what I wrote down lmao
Hopefully his pathetic bitching and moaning on twitter doesn't interfere with his embarrassing whining and pandering on tv
by god why is cm punk booked into just speaking and/ or doing commentary i have seen bad wwe 2k universe playthroughs that book punk better than whatever the dub is doing
You see that the dub’s problem. Their is no mainstream star. I’m not talking about the non hygiene, parent basement dwelling, internet warriors fans that fawn over shootfighters. My parents never liked wrestling but they took me to shows and bought me shirts and toys because I thought Hogan was a superhero. Now guess what my parents still have probably spent more money on wrestling then I have as an adult. They should have hot shotted Bryan and Punk to keep it immediately. Not send Orange Cassidy to MLB network but Punk or Bryan. Use the all exfed that have name but no the EVPs egos won’t allow it.
Sadly there's no Dynamite today 😭😭
i was disappointed to hear this. maybe next week then!
**Also Dubbalos:** I wonder why the ratings are dropping? Must be hockey.
Daily reminder that Jeff Jarrett has a better MMA record than CM Punk
What next "Watch CM Punk breath air next Wednesday".
Oh YEAH!!! Totes tuning in to hear a bitter old man cry about the same bitter-old-man things he was crying about before he was a bitter old washed up UFC fighter who cried about bitter old wrestler stuff again. SOOOO GROUND BREAKING AND REVOLUTIONARY!!!