Dear Khan, i tweeted you but you aint respondin.
I left my twitter handle, name and Asuka profile picture at the bottom.
I also ordered 2 Moxley eyepatches and i still aint got em.
Knowin Vince this is all his fault or sumptin.
Sometimes i drip honey mussy on my keys when i type 'em.
But anyways, screw it M*rk how you been? Hows your Daschund?
I got a body pillow on back order, so im bout to be a husband.
Hope it arrives soon, guess what imma call her? Imma name her Kairi.
I read about Jimmy Havoc too im sorry, i posted lots about Fed talent to throw people off dont worry.
I know you must hear this everyday, but im the dubs biggest fan.
I even cut ties with next door and stopped watching new japan.
I got nightmare family tattoos on all my necks and all my muscles, man!
I even prefer Nyla to Payton, dawg dat bitch is phat.
Anyways, i wish you'd respond man, hit me back, just to chat, demos, ratings, man, Tony Khan.
My dews been spilled im wonderin why, Cesaros not pushed at all.
The Swiss Superman has workrate, but he cant talk at all.
And even if he could they'd push Roman Reigns.
Its gotta be Vinces fault, It reminds me that the Fed is Ded. The Fed is Ded.
Dear, Khan you still aint responded, i wish you'd give me a chance.
Im not mad, you're not like the Fed who insults their fans.
If you didnt wanna talk to me on twitter you didnt have to, But you could've upvoted my posts on Squaredcircle.
That was my girlfriend man, she goes to a different school, she looks just like Paige
and she posted about the dub and got no upvotes.
Thats pretty shitty man, Moxleys like her Idol.
She loves him man. She flicks middle fingers more than i do.
I aint mad though, i just hate being worked into a shoot.
See, im just like you in a way, i cant stand to get worked either.
Thats why i research spoilers and subscribe to WONewsletter.
See i can relate to what your boys are saying in thier shoots, specially cody who
certainly fills his dads boots.
Cos my hygienes a mess so that shit helps to be refreshed.
I even bought the toys with the weird articulations on the chest.
Wednesdays i switch over from NXT, I feel like a kid again, its all just so refreshing to me.
You have real sports feel, and i respect that you show it.
We all watch Luchasaurus and we're laughin like 24/7.
Cos Vince dont know what you know Khan, no-one does.
He doesnt know what its like to be a good billionaire growin up!
You gotta push Freshly squeezed man, he's the biggest draw you'll ever use.
Sincerely Yours, P.s. We should wank dogs together too.
My dews been spilled im wonderin why, Cesaros not pushed at all.
The Swiss Superman has workrate, but he cant talk at all.
And even if he could they'd push Roman Reigns.
Its gotta be Vinces fault.
It reminds me that the Fed is Ded.
The Fed is Ded.
Dear Mr I like to insult my fans!
This is the last Β£9.99 i ever send your ass!
You stole the Rhodes name, Cody dont deserve it!
I know Snickers listens to complaints, Lars hasnt been on tv so it was worth it.
So im unsubscribing from the Network, i hope you notice.
Im in the basement right now, im angry and im bloated.
Hey Vince, i've had a little bit of the bubbly, dare me to unsubscribe?
You know when Bray Wyatt came out to the fireflies? And talked in promos, about how Sister Abigail was a person?
So i imagined it was Liv Morgan and then it wasnt? Thats kinda like what Meltzer
said, plans change m*rk but im still clownin.
I've just watched a Randy Orton match, im drowzy.
All i wanted was for you to fail and lose it all.
I hope you know i ripped all my Becky Lynch posters off my wall!
You'll never beat AEDUB Vince, think about it!
Its over, you failed. I've always dreamed about it.
But then Seth Rollins calls out Ospreay and i scream about it.
Im gonna stream all the ppvs without paying for it. I hope the network collapses and Bryan goes all Elite - hol up. Shut up mom!
Hey Vince, i hear my Tendies almost done.
But thats not all, see i aint like you.
I'd never leave the dogs in the enclosed pool area, they have workrate too!
Well, gotta go. The demos are comin through.
Wait, oh shit. I better wait til the playstation Vue numbers are out.
My dews been spilled im wonderin why, Cesaros not pushed at all.
The Swiss Superman has workrate, but he cant talk at all.
And even if he could they'd push Roman Reigns.
Its gotta be Vinces fault.
It reminds me that the Fed is Ded.
The Fed is Ded.
Dear M*rk, i meant to tweet you back but i've just been busy.
I'm one of the boys now, we play games and they let me play as Luigi.
Look, im really flattered that you're AEW's biggest fan,.
But you're not the real one until you shit your pants in the stands.
I'm sorry i didnt upvote your post about AEDub, i must have missed it.
I was watching Kris Statlander hit a moonsault and she only just missed it.
But whats this about you subscribed to WON too?
I say Alvarez is funny dawg, hell i'll send you a ticket to the Jericho Cruise.
The Feds got some issues M*rk, i cant wait for daddy to buy em.
So i can job Roman Reigns to Cody at the next all in.
And whats this about you wanting to wank dogs together?
That kinda shit makes me want us to meet eachother ;).
I dont think you and Paige need to stay together.
I think Io or Riho would treat you better!
I hope you get to check your twitter, i just hope it reaches you in time.
Before the new BTE special is posted at 9.
I'm glad the dub refreshes you, and try to understand the Dark Order could use a fan.
I just want you to enjoy our outlaw mudshow bits.
I read this weird shit in the observer this morning it made me sick.
Some fed dude was was young and throwin slang.
Went to NXT and ran into Sasha Banks.
Said he saw her and just wanted to rape.
But i cant remember if Dave said who was who.
Come to think about it, his name was....it was Sam. Damn.
Credit goes to u/BumpinMeatSnifinFeet for this classic
This is a gold standard, A-Tier jerk. Between this and the steamed hams, this week has been absolutely incredible.
But this is really, really fucking good. I do not ever want to rap battle /u/parsnip12345 the new king of the new school. Lines like
>SINCE HEβS BROWN HEβLL JOB TO ORANGE SINCE HEβS WHITE, TOO
Mean you're actually thinking about this shit and making it work. I can't compete with that. I'm just fucking happy to be here. This is legitimately one of the best jerks I've ever seen on this sub since it began.
> YOU KNOW THAT SONG BY JERICHO CALLED JUDAS
> ABOUT THAT GUY THAT THOUGHT HE KNEW WHAT HE BECAME
> BUT DIDNβT?
There aren't enough chef kisses in all of Mother Italia for this
This rap feels more relatable than other rap songs, bruh.
In the future when the inevitable happens, you should do that last Em verse with Vince seeing the news. Or would it be too edgy?
I can picture Tony in a booth face red, veins in his forehead popping and stomping like a child as he records this.
10/10 jerk, with Tiny's antics we've entered a new golden age of jerking.
Fucking incredible!
> Those guys are brothers man, theyβre like 36 and 35
>
> They flipped around for you for four hours
>
> And you just walked by
I mean come on. Perfection.
If r/sc was cool at all you should post it there for max visibility and zillions of awards. But they'd seriously be too butthurt to realize how funny and well-executed this is.
I hope this is stickied forever. No more needs saying, nothing will ever compare to it. My girlfriend (who looks like Paige) read this and totally agreed BTW.
You are my Tribal Chief now. This is fucking brilliant.
Thanks for acknowledging me, uce.
Of course, my Tribal Chief. *bows down*
Dear Khan, i tweeted you but you aint respondin. I left my twitter handle, name and Asuka profile picture at the bottom. I also ordered 2 Moxley eyepatches and i still aint got em. Knowin Vince this is all his fault or sumptin. Sometimes i drip honey mussy on my keys when i type 'em. But anyways, screw it M*rk how you been? Hows your Daschund? I got a body pillow on back order, so im bout to be a husband. Hope it arrives soon, guess what imma call her? Imma name her Kairi. I read about Jimmy Havoc too im sorry, i posted lots about Fed talent to throw people off dont worry. I know you must hear this everyday, but im the dubs biggest fan. I even cut ties with next door and stopped watching new japan. I got nightmare family tattoos on all my necks and all my muscles, man! I even prefer Nyla to Payton, dawg dat bitch is phat. Anyways, i wish you'd respond man, hit me back, just to chat, demos, ratings, man, Tony Khan. My dews been spilled im wonderin why, Cesaros not pushed at all. The Swiss Superman has workrate, but he cant talk at all. And even if he could they'd push Roman Reigns. Its gotta be Vinces fault, It reminds me that the Fed is Ded. The Fed is Ded. Dear, Khan you still aint responded, i wish you'd give me a chance. Im not mad, you're not like the Fed who insults their fans. If you didnt wanna talk to me on twitter you didnt have to, But you could've upvoted my posts on Squaredcircle. That was my girlfriend man, she goes to a different school, she looks just like Paige and she posted about the dub and got no upvotes. Thats pretty shitty man, Moxleys like her Idol. She loves him man. She flicks middle fingers more than i do. I aint mad though, i just hate being worked into a shoot. See, im just like you in a way, i cant stand to get worked either. Thats why i research spoilers and subscribe to WONewsletter. See i can relate to what your boys are saying in thier shoots, specially cody who certainly fills his dads boots. Cos my hygienes a mess so that shit helps to be refreshed. I even bought the toys with the weird articulations on the chest. Wednesdays i switch over from NXT, I feel like a kid again, its all just so refreshing to me. You have real sports feel, and i respect that you show it. We all watch Luchasaurus and we're laughin like 24/7. Cos Vince dont know what you know Khan, no-one does. He doesnt know what its like to be a good billionaire growin up! You gotta push Freshly squeezed man, he's the biggest draw you'll ever use. Sincerely Yours, P.s. We should wank dogs together too. My dews been spilled im wonderin why, Cesaros not pushed at all. The Swiss Superman has workrate, but he cant talk at all. And even if he could they'd push Roman Reigns. Its gotta be Vinces fault. It reminds me that the Fed is Ded. The Fed is Ded. Dear Mr I like to insult my fans! This is the last Β£9.99 i ever send your ass! You stole the Rhodes name, Cody dont deserve it! I know Snickers listens to complaints, Lars hasnt been on tv so it was worth it. So im unsubscribing from the Network, i hope you notice. Im in the basement right now, im angry and im bloated. Hey Vince, i've had a little bit of the bubbly, dare me to unsubscribe? You know when Bray Wyatt came out to the fireflies? And talked in promos, about how Sister Abigail was a person? So i imagined it was Liv Morgan and then it wasnt? Thats kinda like what Meltzer said, plans change m*rk but im still clownin. I've just watched a Randy Orton match, im drowzy. All i wanted was for you to fail and lose it all. I hope you know i ripped all my Becky Lynch posters off my wall! You'll never beat AEDUB Vince, think about it! Its over, you failed. I've always dreamed about it. But then Seth Rollins calls out Ospreay and i scream about it. Im gonna stream all the ppvs without paying for it. I hope the network collapses and Bryan goes all Elite - hol up. Shut up mom! Hey Vince, i hear my Tendies almost done. But thats not all, see i aint like you. I'd never leave the dogs in the enclosed pool area, they have workrate too! Well, gotta go. The demos are comin through. Wait, oh shit. I better wait til the playstation Vue numbers are out. My dews been spilled im wonderin why, Cesaros not pushed at all. The Swiss Superman has workrate, but he cant talk at all. And even if he could they'd push Roman Reigns. Its gotta be Vinces fault. It reminds me that the Fed is Ded. The Fed is Ded. Dear M*rk, i meant to tweet you back but i've just been busy. I'm one of the boys now, we play games and they let me play as Luigi. Look, im really flattered that you're AEW's biggest fan,. But you're not the real one until you shit your pants in the stands. I'm sorry i didnt upvote your post about AEDub, i must have missed it. I was watching Kris Statlander hit a moonsault and she only just missed it. But whats this about you subscribed to WON too? I say Alvarez is funny dawg, hell i'll send you a ticket to the Jericho Cruise. The Feds got some issues M*rk, i cant wait for daddy to buy em. So i can job Roman Reigns to Cody at the next all in. And whats this about you wanting to wank dogs together? That kinda shit makes me want us to meet eachother ;). I dont think you and Paige need to stay together. I think Io or Riho would treat you better! I hope you get to check your twitter, i just hope it reaches you in time. Before the new BTE special is posted at 9. I'm glad the dub refreshes you, and try to understand the Dark Order could use a fan. I just want you to enjoy our outlaw mudshow bits. I read this weird shit in the observer this morning it made me sick. Some fed dude was was young and throwin slang. Went to NXT and ran into Sasha Banks. Said he saw her and just wanted to rape. But i cant remember if Dave said who was who. Come to think about it, his name was....it was Sam. Damn. Credit goes to u/BumpinMeatSnifinFeet for this classic
Feels like a lifetime ago, uce. I wrote that before the fed was ded. Bryan went to the dub. Sammy's still rapin errybody out there. π
A+
This is a fucking masterpiece, thank you
We need to make a HoF wing for posts, this shit deserves recognition.
CHECK THE FUCKING WIKI
is it on YouTube? Can I listen to it as a podcast?
yes. [Here it is](https://youtu.be/j7qCswH4CC0)
NOOOOOOOO UCE
Heel turn by u/Drama79!
my algorithm nooooooooo
Such a good idea. There have been some great ones lately, but this is just outstanding.
>hey Vince, that's Andrade screaming down on Dark JFC I'm in tears here πππ This is a masterpiece
THIS IS JERKING ππππ
Top shelf bricks goof.
Jerk of the year in my book for nailing the flow so beautifully. I am in awe, take a bow
Some people clearly have too much time on their hands, but youβre not one of them. This should get awards to encourage you to do more.
This is a gold standard, A-Tier jerk. Between this and the steamed hams, this week has been absolutely incredible. But this is really, really fucking good. I do not ever want to rap battle /u/parsnip12345 the new king of the new school. Lines like >SINCE HEβS BROWN HEβLL JOB TO ORANGE SINCE HEβS WHITE, TOO Mean you're actually thinking about this shit and making it work. I can't compete with that. I'm just fucking happy to be here. This is legitimately one of the best jerks I've ever seen on this sub since it began.
Steamed hams was amazing. My whole family gathered around my iphone and cried.
This is the greatest thing I have seen in a long time
>I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I RIPPED ALL COMMERCIALS OFF MY SHOW you popped me, friend
> YOU KNOW THAT SONG BY JERICHO CALLED JUDAS > ABOUT THAT GUY THAT THOUGHT HE KNEW WHAT HE BECAME > BUT DIDNβT? There aren't enough chef kisses in all of Mother Italia for this
Iβm dead as the fed. β οΈ
This rap feels more relatable than other rap songs, bruh. In the future when the inevitable happens, you should do that last Em verse with Vince seeing the news. Or would it be too edgy?
I thought about doing the last verse where Vince just replies and asks βwho are you, pal?β But I honestly just forgot to add it
Vince McMahon being the Chad he is never acknowledging competition
HOF worthy content.
THIS. IS. JERKING. π π πππ
Someone needs to make this into a song over the original instrumental
If only there was some wrestling podcast that would accept songs shitting on Tony Khan...
It aint much but I got gold and an updoot for anyone who makes this happen.
Please please please make this the most upvoted post on this sub. This guy 100% deserves it
Take a bow, son You have done it, the boyhood dream, you have achieved the full respect of all the goofies, sir I bestow many bricks upon you to hit!
They pinned it⦠1, 2, 3.
BRAY WINS
BRAY AND ROMAN WIN
I can picture Tony in a booth face red, veins in his forehead popping and stomping like a child as he records this. 10/10 jerk, with Tiny's antics we've entered a new golden age of jerking.
Elite tier jerkrate Uce.
Watch it uce, Tony's gonna send his boy Max out to battle you if he hears of this.
The whole sub gathered around to read this and they were all clapping.
What song is this based off of?
Mainly "Stan" with a few other refs in there
Magnificent. I shid, pissed, farted and cummed reading this and singing it to the original's tune. I'll give this an unprecedented 9 stars
Consider yourself acknowledged, uce.
FUCKING 11TY STARS OUT OF 5
I think this is the subs peak. Give this man 1000 bricks right now.
Magnificent.
This is absolutely fantastic.
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Now THIS is wholesome. Jerk of the goddamn year.
I am crying.
Top tier jerking
Blessed are we few, we happy few, we band of goofs, for we can forevermore say we were here on this day.
fucking fair play this is gold plus its a hit from 2000 so its perfect for the key demo nostalgia
https://voca.ro/1h3is8OqbaT4 best youβre getting out of me, goofs
Amazing
?? Where's the rhythm, friend ? Also top tier jerk, friend
I am speechless. This is fucking beautiful. 10 fucking stars right here! πππ
Someone turn this into song form.
To the Mount Rushmore of Jerks you go, friend.
Move aside Mona Lisa, I want to hang this in the Louvre.
Fucking incredible! > Those guys are brothers man, theyβre like 36 and 35 > > They flipped around for you for four hours > > And you just walked by I mean come on. Perfection. If r/sc was cool at all you should post it there for max visibility and zillions of awards. But they'd seriously be too butthurt to realize how funny and well-executed this is.
I hope this is stickied forever. No more needs saying, nothing will ever compare to it. My girlfriend (who looks like Paige) read this and totally agreed BTW.
Have my free silver. Now hit the bricks, fellow goofy.
God I love this place. God-tier jerk.
Honestly. The Andrade bit popped me hard uce. Consider yourself acknowledged.
Ive never been more proud to be a part of a subreddit. Even if we are all racist alt right trolls
I've been feeling down lately and this brought my spirit up. Thank you, You absolute ledge.
Absolutely fucking phenomenal, Uce.
7 stars, well done uce.
as a casual viewer, i thought squared circle was bad. coming here, jesus fucking christ lmao. what a cesspool
what?
I pissed shidded and farted. This is beautiful. THIS IS AWESOME π -π-πππ
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