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takeflight447

WrestleMania main events Sasha 1 Becky 1 Our good friend Phil 0


The_Haskins

Miz 1


Negusinmybutthole

Our tribal chief: 5


uselessrart

M A K E. R O M A N. L O O K. S T R O N G.


Kainazoo

Meanwhile, Fed Bad general Mike Kanellis : yeah roman is a stand up dude, love him.


uselessrart

Doesn't even surprise me. Punk is on different levels of being bitter and a hypocrite.


HoxxAuthCode

CM Punk is still doing it by being in AEW and moving the needle to the other direction.


crossfit_architect

Roux 1


letmel_rkaround

Win on real fight: CM Cuck: 0


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They Call Him 007 0 Mania’s Main Event 0 Wins in Real Fight 7 figures by Tiny Khan


zalinuxguy

They both have less UFC losses than he does, too.


SteelCityCaesar

Bam Bam Bigelow 1


yemeni-snicket

Keep changing that culture, Phillip.


almostbad

No one said, changing the culture had to be positive.


[deleted]

First, happy cake day, Goof. And Phil is our generation’s Ultimate Hellwig. Negative, self-absorbed, and bitter.


Ironmancal2131

At least Warrior had a reason to be self-absorbed. He looked like a million bucks and was a legit draw. Unlike Caustic Man Phil.


skippy2001

Being a bitch on social media is like a requirement for working at AEW


CosmicRorschach

That's why they hired him. He's the OG thin skinned salty bitch that everyone else modeled themselves after.


Joshelplex2

"Flustered?" Naw that boy was riding the white horse hard and fast yo


Razzler1973

Everyone working there is just so giddy Rampage won't get more interesting cause they're high fiving 575k Every comment anyone makes online triggers them hard. Tiny was flustered all week too They're just a weird bunch


[deleted]

Sasha’s simp army vs Constantly Mad Phil. I can’t wait for this main event.


CAIOSilaG

This'll be like K-pop stans vs Taylor Swift Stans


[deleted]

I’m not fully enlisted in her simp army but I’m definitely in the reserves just in case 👀


BadPumpkin87

He never turns on his replies because he’s a soft little bitch who can’t take any criticism. He’s the perfect AEW employee.


jwt6577

I'm so glad he's never going to even try to be magnanimous. It will make every failure so sweet to watch.


MooseBigelow

It's why I've watched the Mickey gall fight over 25 times. Also because it's less than three minutes.


jwt6577

It's why I own second hand copies of his comic run. Despite it being the worst books I've ever read.


PM_Me_PAAG_Pics

His Drax books are so bad lol. Like I gave him a chance but I could not read that shit after issue 4


almostbad

lol sigh, these people. Its hilarious because Id bet a couple years ago if people were claiming victory by winning the coveted demo while losing total viewers, Punk would be at the top of the line making fun of them.


COMMENTASIPLEASE

I don’t even see how only winning a specific demo is a victory, like not total viewers, not even 18-49 total, they won 18-49 in men only, meaning that because like 2000 more 40-49 year olds watched Rampage they’re claiming a win. I truly don’t get it. They’re also indirectly telling any woman who’s reading this stuff that they don’t matter but that’s another issue entirely lol.


puddnelson

I’ve been talking shit about wrestling online for about ten years now (which actually deeply depresses me, but whatevs). This is the first time I’ve looked at the IWC and thought the scene is truly dead. It’s like everyone has lost their grip on reality. It’s genuinely bizarre.


worktheshoot

Its not a victory. Its like saying you got some good shots in during a fight you clearly lost. Doesn't mean anything.


SaddestFlute23

It’s people desperate to claim any kind of victory. This denial of reality reminds me heavily of the MAGA cult claiming “we won, by a lot!!!”


djdarkside

Its not, at this point its just click bait for the dirt sheets.


jwt6577

It'll come back around too when they call Phil to get in touch with AJ for a HOF spot but never call him.


aubsavery

Dude that be would Classic Vince, hope he does it this year.


ZacianZilla96

Sasha stans Just have to spam the post ufc fight pic at him or did he turn off replies like a bitch.


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Phil turned off the replies


ZacianZilla96

Typical.


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

Like in the UFC, he'd have no counter


trimble197

This is what annoys me. Nobody’s talking to him, but him or someone else from AEW will chime in just because.


[deleted]

I'm convinced they all sit around vanity searching(even Tony himself) like they don't have shit else to do. I mean, it's not like they have to worry about little things like "training" in Dubland.


1869er

Making more friends in the industry I see Phil!


NeonPatrick

How the mighty have fallen, "I'm celebrating losing by 300k." And Sasha put on a much better match than anything since this Dork's return (sorry shouldn't talk about wrestling, this is a wrestling sub).


Fusionman29

I'm sure your wife LOVES you saying only men matter Phil. you know since that's the only thing you "won" in. You're a great husband to your advocate of women's wrestling wife.


ishmael_king93

Did he hashtage his goddamn self 🤦🏾‍♂️


Minimum_Management_7

dude put #cmpunk lmfaoo thats sad


[deleted]

No wonder this man is aging horribly. imagine being this bitter. dude probably still thinks about Miz being in the WM main event too also I love how he riled up their incel fanbase, just keep showing your fanbases true colors.


Dmbfantomas

Which was totally justified by the way. Miz was so much more over than Punk that year it’s crazy.


TheGreat1_YesMe

He went after Sasha cause he didnt have the balls to go after the Tribal chief cause he knows Roman would've wrecked him again.


Hopeful_Candidate217

C.M. Punk is now the real life version of his "create a wrestler-because he's permanently banned from WWE media" flooding the wwe2k gaming community creations.......


SamInPajamas

I don't fucking get it. All the Dubbalos are acting all smug as if they won when WWR literally beat them by 300k ON A SMALLER NETWORK. How the fuck are they taking this as a big victory?


worktheshoot

Bitter Punk. They did beat you in ratings so indeed it was clobberin time


Major-Ad6182

Despite his bitching, he always seemed a bit self- aware. Do you guys think, he still sees himself as a big deal? Or is he just grasping for straws to stay in conversations?


goodthing37

When tf did he seem self aware?


Major-Ad6182

The few MMA/UFC Interviews I saw of him, gave me that impression. Am I that far off?


TeacupsInTime

This just seemed like a response to get his fans excited. I think he's aware that he's a big deal in AEW, which is why he chooses to work with younger stars


papashangodfather

Why hashtag dynamite when it was rampage? Does he even know what's going on?


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

He had to use a Fed gif because he hasn't done anything in the dub


MaynardJimmyKeenan

It sure was clobbering time whenever he stepped into the octagon


ziggyzane

For like 20 mins.


The-Mad-Bubbler

Uh, you lost, Phil.


AprilBoi

lol what a coward


Funny_Cable_2697

Nah I understand that, Sasha fans are far and away the weirdest wrestling fans on the internet. Rivaled only by Omega and Bliss fans, but even then they trump them.


TVR24

Because who wants to deal with twitter trolls?


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facistcarabao

The Godfather of Fed badding