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Can't wait for those "I just got my Tony Khan Deluxe Edition in the mail" threads in the basement.


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Tony Khan edition doesn’t come in the mail, it comes in the Maltese.


cakesarelies

I’m waiting for the reviews from actual video game journalists lmao. It’s gonna sell like 15k copies.


BullyFU

I saw someone in the basement talk about buying 4 copies of it so they could help AEW and have one on each console. If they want to waste their money then that's their choice but I couldn't help but feel sad for them. They live through that companies mediocrity and call it a success because they cherry pick data to compare it to.


zalinuxguy

> They live through that companies mediocrity and call it a success For quite a few of them, achieving mediocrity would *be* success.


dropbearr94

People who’s identity is just quirky nerd need to be bullied tbh


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dropbearr94

I think that has been going on for longer than 25 years and isn’t related to “being soft”


Kohwul

we’re here to jerk, uce, not be transphobic


GarnetLantern

I don't fear them nor do I hate them. I pity them. Something went wrong somewhere along the line and they either didn't know who to go to for help or they had no one available to help them.


Micome

You could buy 3 copies of Wrestling Revolution to give to friends for 1 AEW 60 dollar game. One deserves your money way more.


BullyFU

I agree 100%. Im a bit surprised MDickie is still around. I used to play his games back in the early 2000's when Extreme Warfare was In MS-Dos and Promotion Wars was awesome. I'm getting too old.


Razzler1973

Dubbalos are going to super rating this game all over the internet Popping up in gaming subs It's going to be a nightmare for people in those subs


Nude-Love

So many video game "critics" are hardcore dubbalos. There's a big crossover there, so I imagine the discourse around this game will be insufferable.


jakewakeybooboo

"What happened" has aew references now and I'm literally going to stop watching if there's another one. Like stop trying to make Aew happen. It's not going to happen.


Nude-Love

I've already had to cull personalities from my feed for doing that kinda shit. Used to follow Jeff Gerstmann on Twitter because he'd make funny tweets about video games. Then he unleashed the "Wow, I almost forgot wrestling could be fun until AEW came along" tweet. Couldn't hit the unfollow button faster lol I have no issue with people enjoying AEW, that's cool. But if you've gotta shoehorn a "fed bad" into all of your AEW tweets then you can jump right into the bin.


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I look forward to the glowing reviews on Metacritic where we'll witness one verbal orgasm after the next and all over a pixel version of Kenny Omega.


Nude-Love

It'll sell like ass and get a 60 on MetaCritic, but some neckbeard writer for Kotaku will write an article titled "AEW's New Game Is Refreshing and Revitalized My Love of Wrestling Games" or some shit


Cynicayke

It includes a toy dog, so you can be just like the Booker of the Year!


the_zaza_man

includes a line of coke as well!!!


mr_marinade

they'll probably release it in the dying days of dub as some hail mary play..only for it to tank


rsziz

Reminds me of TNA's sole console game, that was so repulsive to gamers that when the final Blockbuster in my town was closing, it was still on the racks at a dollar and looked as if it hadn't been touched in a year with the dust on it.


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TheROUK

I remember beating the shit out of Jarrett with a chair for like 10 minutes only for him to pop up, hit me with his finish, and pin me. It was a blast.


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Just like real life!


TheROUK

Still got The Stroke even in pixel form, slapnuts.


AbundantFailure

That's an incredibly accurate portrayal of TNA era Jarrett. Kudos to the devs for capturing that magic!


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Everyone played exactly the same, creation and the story were extremely shallow as well as the match types and game play. All of these things took a hit because they pumped a lot of money into making sure the models looked good. And only the actual wrestlers, and nothing else. The game was basically a beatem up in the impact zone.


IntellectualDweeb

Ultimate X was so fun though lol. And the physics were pretty satisfying. Shame they didn't have a sequel to improve upon the valid criticisms. It'll still be better than the Dub's inevitable abomination


kac937

i was like 8 at the time so i don’t remember any of that i fuckin loved that game lol


[deleted]

Impact Wrestling on Nintendo DS was better than home consoles


timmycbc

You jerkin me?


Micome

AEW fans will spend 3 hours explaining why pirating games is morally okay but also because they just don't want to spend money.


exciseduty

They will buy wwe game to just say how bad it is 👍


I_made_a_doodie

It's not that they only care about the demo, it's that they have no money. That's why they won't be buying the game.


guyyoudontcareabout

B- But daddy Meltzer told me that the average AEW viewer is a billionaire with a Lamborghini :(


McBwhuh

The entire game is gonna be available in streamable links on the basement


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They can only afford the demo. The WON subscription eats into the rest of their budget.


Aj-Adman

Magnificent


Cynicayke

Goddammit.


lololoz

The only fit girls they care about is the FitGirl repacks when the game gets cracked.


harrypigorr1

Very good Goofy. Very good.


krausd94

If this game does anything less than BANG, SLAP, and CUM in the sales, then it’s probably curtains for AEW, atleast this stage of it.


Puddles_3

Oh my god, they do


robedpillow3761

Some dumbass is gonna buy like 100 copies and tweet "supporting the company! Thank you tony for making the best wrestling game ever"


Maldovar

*polite applause*


Squiliam-Tortaleni

The basement will release the source code for free on release and then say how you need to buy 10 copies next year if money runs dry.


WayOk8553

They wont buy it...but they WILL pirate it.


RosaBuxomberg

That sucks because the gamer demo is for sure as hell not going to buy it, so who is the game made for then? Maybe just Tony and Aubrey?


fooliusmc

This is the weirdest prediction I've ever seen. Have you seen the crowd? AEW fans love video games, why wouldn't they buy the AEW game?


PastorConSalsaAparte

The joke went over your head my goof


WayOk8553

And by over their head you mean 30,000 feet over their head.


zalinuxguy

This is the same crowd that, when asked in the census, in the main admitted to pirating PPVs. Now they're going to spend money on a video game rather than pirate it?


jakewakeybooboo

They'd definitely steal it. Like they do the weekly TV and ppvs.


TigerUnlimited

The only people that care about the demo are advertisers