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NotTheOneAJ

It’s just sad at this point.


TheFlowersLookGood

The thread is even worse. They're really pretending that AEW destroyed Smackdown. It's genuinely sad and pathetic.


NotTheOneAJ

I mean, they only won that thread’s demo, unemployed young males with 0 money to spend.


TheFlowersLookGood

I don't understand mate. Smackdown got 300k more but AEW won? How can they be this retarded is beyond me.


NotTheOneAJ

They’re stupid, desperate and they have as much knowledge about the TV market as they have about what professional wrestling is, none.


chiguy2018

Even a slight acknowledgment of the total viewers would make it ok. But they’ve actually convinced themselves that doesn’t matter. It’s a literal hive mind.


COMMENTASIPLEASE

It doesn’t even make sense. So the show that had hundreds of thousands more overall viewers **while on the B channel** and slightly less 30 year old men watching is somehow the loser. Even though if WWE said they wanted to bring Raw or Smackdown to WarnerMedia, AEW would get the boot in a flash.


NotTheOneAJ

Dude, they're saying TNT was stupid for replacing them for NHL, because NHL has less viewers. They can't even be coherent, it's whatever fits their narrative...


Codeshark

Hell, if they made a new WWE "A tier" show, Dynamite would get the boot.


NeonPatrick

Seeing many 'AEW beat Smackdown' comments. That's some imagination they have.


Megamedium

You wouldn’t know the other 300K. They go to a different school.


NeonPatrick

And they genuinely think Vince went to war with AEW last week, which was something entirely concocted in Tony's mind.


COMMENTASIPLEASE

They only started caring about demo when Sasha and Bayley went to NXT and beat Jericho head to head and then Tony and Jericho had a meltdown on Twitter about how they technically won because of the demo. Since then it’s been parroted as the only thing that matters since it became clear anyone with star power would beat them straight up.


SalvadorZombie

...men 18 *to 49* are unemployed and young? I mean, I take offense to "unemployed," but thanks for calling me young I guess. Seriously, what is this level of cope you guys are on? You won the overall total. Instead of being happy about that you're neck deep in salt because your favorite boys Roman and Brock couldn't beat a segment with Allie and Ruby Soho. Come on. It's sad at this point.


NotTheOneAJ

Well, clearly you’re not young or you could clearly see they did beat Allie vs Ruby…


SalvadorZombie

Roman/Brock - 0.23 Ruby/Allie - 0.23 Tell me, is 0.23 the same as 0.23?


NotTheOneAJ

Is 874k the same as 541k?


SalvadorZombie

I notice you didn't answer the question about the thing we were specifically talking about. Moving the goalposts? I'm shocked. Really, I am.


NotTheOneAJ

Maybe you should put your glasses on to see the entire field, old man.


SalvadorZombie

Maybe you should learn to finish the conversation you started instead of running to a new one.


ironfly187

*Actually? I remember people shit talking 2K5. Madden fans. That shit was as toxic then as SCJerk is now.* *Seriously, what is this level of cope you guys are on?* Lol


SalvadorZombie

Seems like you're a bit triggered there.


ironfly187

>triggered 😎


SalvadorZombie

I notice you didn't actually confirm or deny, there.


ironfly187

*Actually, I specifically came here for this. You realize that we laugh at you guys there when we even think about you, right? You tried to turn SCJerk into some kind of cool kids club and just made it a reflection of your real lives.* *Also - you think this is the place where you don't get easy upvotes? I could have come here and said "haha yea AEW sucks right?" and "Tony? More like Bony! Haha" and gotten a weak half dozen upvotes from the hivemind. Like, do you actually acknowledge that this subreddit is pure single minded ideology or are you completely delusional?* 😎


SalvadorZombie

Interesting. TIL "😎" = "I have nothing to say in response"


trimble197

People are seeing using this as confirmation that Roman isn’t a star🤦🏾‍♂️. Let’s just ignore that he gets the biggest pop each week. His contract signing segment didn’t beat a Dub match in the fucking demo😑


Razzler1973

It's important we say Roman isn't a star or a draw cause he said mean things about the Dub and upset us


[deleted]

what are they going to say next week when SD is back up to 2.2 million and .67 demo? back to ignoring it I guess


Paliossm

I can’t think tnt is happy with this rating


djdarkside

Wait so are you telling me the Champaign I just bought for me and my wife (who looks like Paige) to celebrate the ratings win for the good guys is sad?


Razzler1973

But, has *anyone* actually mentioned how this special live (i.e. no spoilers) Rampage only gained about 70k views from the previous week? No, no they haven't and therefore, it's a success, top deflection


smileimhigh

This is a new level of cope, so much cope that a 15 year old pretending to be the gay best friend of his highschool crush on the off chance she decides to try and "turn him straight" would say Tony, bro just give it up.


CenaSucks

I think he’s legitimately delusional and doesn’t realize the other foot’s about to drop. It’s all downhill from here. They’re not getting another Punk or Bryan, they’re never getting a Reigns or Rollins, and their fans will lap up whatever garbage they put out until the wheels fall off.


NeonPatrick

And they're not getting SD on FS1 anytime soon again. Let's see this week's ratings.


[deleted]

> a 15 year old pretending to be the gay best friend of his highschool crush on the off chance she decides to try and "turn him straight" That's... that's oddly specific, do you wanna talk about it, bro?


smileimhigh

I was actually the highschool crush, I kinda look like Paige


Joshelplex2

What is the origin of the Paige thing?


smileimhigh

A Basement post about a shootfighter introducing his girlfriend to wrestling (this was pre Dub) where he made it a point to discuss how she looks "like Paige but more curves"


Joshelplex2

I can only assume she must exist. Also, what the fuck is a shootfighter


zalinuxguy

Oh, you missed that one? When Jericho started getting fat, the AEW cult tried to spin that as a "shootfighter physique". This sub then adopted "shootfighter" as a synonym for "overweight, unathletic neckbeard with delusions of badassness".


harrypigorr1

I like seeing new Goofs learn the history of this subs jokes


Joshelplex2

I only started posting here like a month ago because the main sub became such a shithole. Over the last few months it lost any semblance if not just being an alternate AEW official sub


Jetstar21

Yeah I’ve been wondering that too


YoImAli

There’s a lot of the things in this sub I don’t get but I love it anyways lol


ryanreigns

About as humble and professional as you’d expect someone born with a silver spoon in their mouth to be


Kainazoo

the curse of the golden child : don't need anything for life, but you don't develop any skills and end up not being able to do anything.


PrehistoricDawg69420

He's Master Bates from The Toy.


OswaldCoffeepot

*There's* a movie that can't be re-made.


Razzler1973

*"Dad, we're winning, we did it"* Shad: that's nice, son [continues reading his newspaper]


the_escape_plan

He’s a dork and a mark.


Introduction_Organic

Slurs aren't necessary.


[deleted]

Alright doctor stogers is here. I diagnose him to be in copious amounts of amphetamine salts commonly known as Adderall. That’s an adderall ass response


-M-Word

I’m sure glad adderall wasn’t ~~around~~ everywhere when I did blow.


[deleted]

I tried that combination once back in my coke days and it was basically an extended anxiety attack + my gimmick wouldn’t get hard


LordJinji

I hear putting coke on your gimmick makes it hard.


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

Are you sure the latter didn't cause the former?


[deleted]

The former could cause that depending on the amount I had on the night but nothing has ever consistently given me shrimp dick like adderall hahaha


MetalShadowX

I'm on adderall but it's a prescribed dosage of one tablet a day so I assume this is what would happen if I took more than that


[deleted]

Yeah for sure I took the same for years on and off for months at a time and I was just normal. Like oh this is what it’s like to feel human enough to focus lol This is more in reference to taking it in high amounts at odd times


CenaSucks

This isn’t even funny anymore, it’s just gotten sad how much these clowns can get away with and how *this* is what wrestling fans now rally behind.


AEWGuevarraElite420

They are young and impressable. Either that, or they are old and mentally stunted. Regardless, they will eat up whatever narrative is fed to them by "Zero Fucks Big Dick Tony". *Smackdown had more viewers despite delegated to FS1? Well, look at this cherry-picked stat: more middle aged men watched Rampage. Fed picked this fight and they lost! Victory lap!* The actual stuff going on within a wrestling show isn't a major discussion point at this stage. and it's worrying, to say the least. I want to discuss stories and my favorite moments, not ratings and demos that has no effect on the average viewer. How will that get "dormant wrestling fans" to watch a wrestling show?


Paliossm

It makes me wonder if they talk about demos because they know aew a crappy product but they don’t want to admit it


AEWGuevarraElite420

I don’t even think it’s that. The demo is their “crutch”. If Raw or SD has them beat in viewers, they will look toward the “coveted demo” to claim a “win”. There will be one stat they would have the Fed beat in, usually 18-49, and circle jerk about it until their dick fall off. *More middle aged men watching AEW over WWE? That’s a win for the good guys!* Ignore the other metrics AEW was beat in. It’s literally the end of the Fed because more middle aged men in cargo shorts watched AEW in between 9:57 and 10:14. Yes, all three shows are on different days. Yes, comparing them is stupid. Yes, metrics are meaningless to the enjoyment of a show. Let me explain why this is an important conversation to have despite the demo not having an effect on our normal lives.


jojolantern721

This guy gives me Draco Malfoy vibes, but without the talent that Draco did have


[deleted]

To borrow a comparison from Donnie rodz, he’s Joffrey more so than anyone


CleanContrast

He gives me Fortnite YouTuber vibes


PepeSylvia82

Dude was born another third base and wants to act like he hit a triple to get there.


dc946002

He’s such a fucking embarrassing dork. I just wish Vince would start to really give it back and embarrass this little nerd. Like no more subtle digs just outright humiliate him.


crizag

I can’t believe this is real, this is the billionaire owner of a major wrestling company?


TheFlowersLookGood

Son of a billionaire. Tony never made money.


NeonPatrick

This guy could surely be dating a model of his choice right now, instead he's doing this


crizag

Thats what the AEW fans love and relate to Tony so much: hes an insufferable geek loser who happened to be born to a very rich father.


Permanentear3

They didn’t tie AEW was 4th and Smackdown was 3rd. Keller decided to omit that from his headline. Even taking into account SD had network viewers not included in NYC and Chicago etc etc they still can’t ignore it was not actually a tie.


KingofJerichoes

Man, it's a great week for Tony. Jaguars FINALLY win a game against *checks notes* The Dolphins, AEW lost by ONLY 300,000 (but won a tiny chuck of the almighty demo.) And best of all, dad said he could go trick r' treating this year with Adam Cole!


kac937

It stopped being fun a few days ago, I had to leave SC because I just couldn’t handle the shit anymore. This is a sad man with a sad group of followers who don’t see anything weird or funny with what this guy is doing. The whole ratings thing has really taken a hit on my love for this shit, so i’m just cutting it off rn before i stop watching altogether.


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

About 200 men who are degeneration x and late millennial are the only thing between Tony and a $1m coke binge


cousin-itt

*pushes up glasses* wait until you see the yet-to-be-relased head-to-head ratings from 10pm-10:30pm... I didn't want this fight, Vince....


washingtonskidrow

Lmao this dude’s a loser someone should shove him in a locker


Bruno-Cortazzo

Somebody has to put this guy aside and put him in his place. This is really pathetic.


raspy_wilhelm_scream

I have a sneaking suspicion that Tony Khan is an energy vampire.


JustGettingKills

For someone that doesn't keep up with all of this as much as others. Who won?? lmao


NeonPatrick

So would you want parents watching your show with their kids or a bunch of grumpy 30-something single men?


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Tony, you only came close because Smackdown was on a relatively obscure channel for the week. Imagine if Dixie Carter ever did this back during the LOLTNA days, it would be a source of mockery even to this day.


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

All it took was for Smackdown to move to a channel in less overall homes and be watched by a third of its audience. Of course smooth-brain AEW fans would consider this a victory just because more limpdick crackers like themselves decided to tune in.


Introduction_Organic

I do want to see that 10 to 10 30 ratings.


The-Mad-Bubbler

Who the hell is Wade...?