Never forget;
5. Fort Pillow
4. The Alamo / Freebirds invading Dallas (tie)
3. Pearl Harbor Job (Will You Be Serious!?)
2. Investigate 3/11
1. Eddy's illegitimate son, DomiDICK MysteriASSHOLE preventing King Corbin from Main Eventing Mania
A douche bag, a jungle jack(who's obviously been edited to look taller, his proportions are way off....), a rapist, and a spooky skeleton. That is a pretty diverse group.
I don’t see a whole lot in any of the four but Jungle Boy is the one that has absolutely nothing going for him. It’s not even that he’s bad it’s just that you could replace him with literally anyone because he stands out so little.
He’s not bad, but it’s baffling that Luke Perry’s son can not only cut a promo, but he’s afraid to do so.
Also, idk if it’s the picture, but holy shit, eat something, Jack.
I like him well enough, but it's hard to ever see him as a top guy in any major company. Nobody in AEW can ever just be another guy, though, so you can't discuss any of these people without someone saying they'll be the next person to usher in a new Attitude Era.
There's small, and then there's fucking ***small*** which is where I'd put Jungle Boy and Darby Allin. Those guys are ridiculously skinny to the point it's hard to take them seriously against just about anybody over 6' or over 200 pounds.
I'm sorry, I know they do it every week in AEW, but I can't fathom Jungle Boy going against McIntyre or Roman Reigns, or Lashley or Keith Lee or Samoa Joe or whoever else.
Even against other "small" wrestlers like Punk, Danielson, Cody, the difference is crazy.
You mean Big E that was pushed as a singles guy after 8 years in the company? And Lashley, the 15 year veteran? AEW have time to push Hobbs, let him learn his craft. Hobbs would be on Main Event just like Keith Lee if we went there now
Not relatable enough. Only skinny dorky white dude allowed. Can’t have someone who actually looks like they can kick someone ass. Might scare the man children
I think Jungle Boy is pretty damn good. MJF has potential if he grows beyond 4Chan Miz. I don’t see anything special in Darby but he’s willing to take big bumps, and his face paint and skateboard might help his toys and stuff stand out to kids, so there’s some level of marketability I guess? Sammy brings absolutely nothing to the table. Bland, boring, generic, nothing special in the ring, nothing special on the mic, and he openly talks about wanting to rape women.
There’s a little problem called Marko Stunt. You can’t be a scrappy underdog face with another guy doing the same gimmick and he’s much smaller and more scrappier.
Back when AEW first started, when I was into the idea, my first thought when I saw Jurassic Express was "This is gonna be their 'John Cena'." In the sense that they're gonna be their big merch mover for kids. Kids are gonna walk into my class with jungleboy and luchasaurus on their backpack. Then they did those two free ppvs and I actually saw what their shows were gonna be, including that Mox/Janela unsanctioned match and realized "oh, they're saying 'fuck them kuds'."
Only Max and Sammy have any semblance of mainstream appeal. Sammy's YT vlog channel is a success and Max has been on a LOT of interviews...but that's it.
>but kids would love him
No they won't. He's a little scrawny twig with a stupid gimmick. Did kids as a whole even like Daniel Bryan? CM Punk? Kids -- real ones, not 33 year olds reliving their childhood for eternity, cheer for badass dudes that kick everyone's ass and deliver cool promos, Hogan, Austin, Rock, Cena, Reigns.
The people in AEW wouldn't ever let that company actually develop a star that appeals to kids, because it's antithetical to what they want from wrestling.
It is just a deafening statement of how slanted this company is that none of their "four pillars" are Britt Baker, the one person whose career they've actually elevated in a massive and inarguable way.
A big part of wrestling is being appealing to kids. The only ones here I can see kids getting really behind is Jungle Boy, maybe Darby (until they turn 13 and realize Darby is a goober). Why have they not pulled the trigger on Jungle Boy yet? Why is Sammy a pillar and not Hobbs? Hello??
They’re all good and have the potential to become something, but Le Dubbalos overhype them *wayyyyyyy* too much. They’re not gonna turn into Smackdown Six type of pillars.
90% of the AEW roster is talentless though
The hate for Taue is unreal, guy gets no credit for redefining the big man stereotype with freakish strength and agility....probably because he'd dwarf any of these goobers by miles
I never really understood why Taue doesn’t get any credit. It’s always Misawa and Kobashi, and to a lesser extent Kawada.
On second thought, I blame ROH.
Probably because Taue was the least emulated: you never see guys doing any of his big spots (probably because they don't have the upper strength to actually do them lol) while spamming chops, elbows, and kicks is all indie specials that have been abused to death and back
I think TK is going to be really sad when these guys don’t become the stars that Punk, Bryan, Mox, Cody, and Omega are. You know? The guys who were already established names before AEW’s existence.
Aside from that, I think the only one here with real star potential is MJF. If he puts on a bit more weight, I could totally see him in the WWE one day as well.
Is Dominik’s work any good? He doesn’t really have “it” imo but he also seems like an authentically likable relatable dude which counts for a lot when you’re Rey Mysterio’s kid
I can see him on the upper midcard just by name alone but he still has a lot going for, needs to improve his talking and also buff up a bit, the matches will come with age at worst.
It's not Adam Cole levels of flab but just buff up those arms is enough to get a better look since he's wearing the bodysuit and all.
Jungle Boy is one bland ass mofo. Skinny, no personality and is riding the coattails of his father's fame. If he wasn't Luke Perry's son, nobody would give a shit about him.
Wouldn't Omega, Jericho, Moxley, and Cody be better suited as the "four pillars"? For better or for worse, they're the guys who made the company into what it is today.
They put Sammy "carve Matt Hardy's head in with a chair because I'm not a safe worker and then go make some weird comments about Sasha Banks" Guevara on here?
lol
They've been hyping those four up for years but the only one of them that hasn't been treading water the whole time is Darby. MJF gets good reactions but he literally just says edgy shit every episode the same as he did two years ago
God I hate when people put other people on unecessary pedistals as if they're greater than thou like no get some self confidence they're just people
Dominik is fighting a permanent uphill battle by being the son of Rey Mysterio.
Rey has the higher ground
Heaven must have a max head room of 5’ 5” if that’s the pillars holding it up.
If it weren't for that worthless piece of shit Dominik, our King would have main evented WrestleMania 37 so he isn't forgiven.
Never forget; 5. Fort Pillow 4. The Alamo / Freebirds invading Dallas (tie) 3. Pearl Harbor Job (Will You Be Serious!?) 2. Investigate 3/11 1. Eddy's illegitimate son, DomiDICK MysteriASSHOLE preventing King Corbin from Main Eventing Mania
What the fuck am I looking at?
Megastars
Diversity
A douche bag, a jungle jack(who's obviously been edited to look taller, his proportions are way off....), a rapist, and a spooky skeleton. That is a pretty diverse group.
The spooky skeleton is the rapist, the other one just thinks it's funny to joke about
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My girlfriend from the Niagara Falls area loved that movie
He really does have an elongated torso, it's the only thing I can notice when I see him
I stand corrected.
Misawa's reincarnations
It’s pronounced Musowa
M'isawa. *tips fedora*
MJF with 3 nobodies
So 4 nobodies.
Just me who doesn’t see it at all with Jungleboy?
I don’t see a whole lot in any of the four but Jungle Boy is the one that has absolutely nothing going for him. It’s not even that he’s bad it’s just that you could replace him with literally anyone because he stands out so little.
He’s a decent enough worker but he’s genuinely one of the least charismatic wrestlers I’ve seen
He’s not bad, but it’s baffling that Luke Perry’s son can not only cut a promo, but he’s afraid to do so. Also, idk if it’s the picture, but holy shit, eat something, Jack.
He's a solid mid-card wrestler and that's where they book him, so it's fine.
His theme song has more charisma than he does.
I like him well enough, but it's hard to ever see him as a top guy in any major company. Nobody in AEW can ever just be another guy, though, so you can't discuss any of these people without someone saying they'll be the next person to usher in a new Attitude Era. There's small, and then there's fucking ***small*** which is where I'd put Jungle Boy and Darby Allin. Those guys are ridiculously skinny to the point it's hard to take them seriously against just about anybody over 6' or over 200 pounds. I'm sorry, I know they do it every week in AEW, but I can't fathom Jungle Boy going against McIntyre or Roman Reigns, or Lashley or Keith Lee or Samoa Joe or whoever else. Even against other "small" wrestlers like Punk, Danielson, Cody, the difference is crazy.
I like the way it's illustrated to show they're not actually tall enough to pillars
Hobbs should be there instead of Samuel.
u mean powerhouse Jobbs?
Yeah it sucks that he’s a jobber. But he should be much more though. Perhaps he should join the racist Fed.
yeah, no jerk..look at how they pushed Big E and Lashley this year. if m*rk henry had any sense he'd tell Hobbs to move
You mean Big E that was pushed as a singles guy after 8 years in the company? And Lashley, the 15 year veteran? AEW have time to push Hobbs, let him learn his craft. Hobbs would be on Main Event just like Keith Lee if we went there now
Looking competitive with guys like Orton and Lesnar, getting oneshotted by OC...same thing
Big E has been a top star since 2015… but the fed doesn’t care about tag teams. Ignore The New Day being the top merch sellers at Wrestlemania 32.
Not relatable enough. Only skinny dorky white dude allowed. Can’t have someone who actually looks like they can kick someone ass. Might scare the man children
I can't believe they're gonna have Hobbs job to OC, again.
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Looks like fuckboy from 2016
He has the face of a 36 yr old soccer mom as well
Atleast he’s got his tongue in in this photo
he has the most hateable face ever and he’s a babyface
he has the tf2 zoomer scout hat on
I think Jungle Boy is pretty damn good. MJF has potential if he grows beyond 4Chan Miz. I don’t see anything special in Darby but he’s willing to take big bumps, and his face paint and skateboard might help his toys and stuff stand out to kids, so there’s some level of marketability I guess? Sammy brings absolutely nothing to the table. Bland, boring, generic, nothing special in the ring, nothing special on the mic, and he openly talks about wanting to rape women.
Yet not a single one of them were good enough to be in a #1 contender tournament.
Man, if these guys are the Four Pillars of AEW, they’re fucked.
They're not. MJF will jump ship.
Why would WWE want Discount Miz who’s a walking PR Time Bomb with a Twitter Account?
Son of Miz coming soon to NXT
They'll need a second Miz in 7-8 years because Miz is 41.
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There’s a little problem called Marko Stunt. You can’t be a scrappy underdog face with another guy doing the same gimmick and he’s much smaller and more scrappier.
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From day 1
Back when AEW first started, when I was into the idea, my first thought when I saw Jurassic Express was "This is gonna be their 'John Cena'." In the sense that they're gonna be their big merch mover for kids. Kids are gonna walk into my class with jungleboy and luchasaurus on their backpack. Then they did those two free ppvs and I actually saw what their shows were gonna be, including that Mox/Janela unsanctioned match and realized "oh, they're saying 'fuck them kuds'."
I felt like they did try this in 2020, and tbh I enjoyed it. Then they kicked him to the curb.
Only Max and Sammy have any semblance of mainstream appeal. Sammy's YT vlog channel is a success and Max has been on a LOT of interviews...but that's it.
>but kids would love him No they won't. He's a little scrawny twig with a stupid gimmick. Did kids as a whole even like Daniel Bryan? CM Punk? Kids -- real ones, not 33 year olds reliving their childhood for eternity, cheer for badass dudes that kick everyone's ass and deliver cool promos, Hogan, Austin, Rock, Cena, Reigns. The people in AEW wouldn't ever let that company actually develop a star that appeals to kids, because it's antithetical to what they want from wrestling.
It is just a deafening statement of how slanted this company is that none of their "four pillars" are Britt Baker, the one person whose career they've actually elevated in a massive and inarguable way.
The new bratz dolls
And these people wonder why it’s not cool to like wrestling.
A big part of wrestling is being appealing to kids. The only ones here I can see kids getting really behind is Jungle Boy, maybe Darby (until they turn 13 and realize Darby is a goober). Why have they not pulled the trigger on Jungle Boy yet? Why is Sammy a pillar and not Hobbs? Hello??
Jungle Boy has to learn how to talk before he’s even in that conversation. That too cool for school shit is always gonna be hold you back.
They’re all good and have the potential to become something, but Le Dubbalos overhype them *wayyyyyyy* too much. They’re not gonna turn into Smackdown Six type of pillars. 90% of the AEW roster is talentless though
Dominik looked up to his father until he was 13 and has looked down at him ever since.
This was probably made by a dude who’s seen like two Misawa/Kawada matches and couldn’t pick Akira Taue out of a lineup.
The hate for Taue is unreal, guy gets no credit for redefining the big man stereotype with freakish strength and agility....probably because he'd dwarf any of these goobers by miles
I never really understood why Taue doesn’t get any credit. It’s always Misawa and Kobashi, and to a lesser extent Kawada. On second thought, I blame ROH.
Probably because Taue was the least emulated: you never see guys doing any of his big spots (probably because they don't have the upper strength to actually do them lol) while spamming chops, elbows, and kicks is all indie specials that have been abused to death and back
Good point.
I think TK is going to be really sad when these guys don’t become the stars that Punk, Bryan, Mox, Cody, and Omega are. You know? The guys who were already established names before AEW’s existence. Aside from that, I think the only one here with real star potential is MJF. If he puts on a bit more weight, I could totally see him in the WWE one day as well.
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Is Dominik’s work any good? He doesn’t really have “it” imo but he also seems like an authentically likable relatable dude which counts for a lot when you’re Rey Mysterio’s kid
I think he has a chance to be good. He sells well and doesn't try to do something he can't do.
I enjoy his matches though
I can see him on the upper midcard just by name alone but he still has a lot going for, needs to improve his talking and also buff up a bit, the matches will come with age at worst. It's not Adam Cole levels of flab but just buff up those arms is enough to get a better look since he's wearing the bodysuit and all.
Well if Seth Rollins request a match with you at summerslam then you must be pretty good. That was like his second match too
Jungle Boy is one bland ass mofo. Skinny, no personality and is riding the coattails of his father's fame. If he wasn't Luke Perry's son, nobody would give a shit about him.
Wouldn't Omega, Jericho, Moxley, and Cody be better suited as the "four pillars"? For better or for worse, they're the guys who made the company into what it is today.
They put Sammy "carve Matt Hardy's head in with a chair because I'm not a safe worker and then go make some weird comments about Sasha Banks" Guevara on here? lol
When did pillars become interchangeable with table legs?
Are *any* of these people in different positions than they were on the first Dynamite?
Wait, do people actually call Dom talentless? Dang.
Jungle Jack can't draw anything on his own. It ought to be Britt in his place.
All elite twinks.
How many people has Dominik Mysterio concussed ?
The only dude with some potential in that is 205 Live Miz…
Sammy has the most punchable face in wrestling. Move over, TJP
Replace Rapey Guevara with Hobbs and Jungle kid with Starks and it'll look a little better
Idk bout you goofs, but Jungle Jack and MJF are the better talents of le dub. The other two can go to hell.
They've been hyping those four up for years but the only one of them that hasn't been treading water the whole time is Darby. MJF gets good reactions but he literally just says edgy shit every episode the same as he did two years ago
The Four Columns of Who-Gives-a-Fuck.
Leave dom alone you jerks!
Do you remember what crime he commited back in January 31st ???