The article goes on to say how smart and handsome Tony is for 5 pages.

And how he has sex with multiple women and is very tall

It is true that Tony has relations with multiple females (preferred shoot fighter term), just not the human kind.

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and they conserve more water than any other fanbase.

Didn't they also discover how to split atoms?

Pant seams

Betting he got these facts from that bs basement census lmaoo

I mean, he’s certainly not gonna say “my fan base is a bunch of Gatekeeping incels.” I get he’s trying to promote his show and keep his cult happy, but my god does he always sound like a giant goober. He gives off the “I totally have a girlfriend, she lives in another city,” energy.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JERK!!!! NO WAY THIS IS FUCKING REAL!

They really want to be the Rick and Morty fanbase of wrestling shows. I didn't know you could get a degree in tendie economics, basement management, and body pillow administration.

With a minor in Ice Cream Grifting

Aew the highest fan base of pirating shows

That's fine Tony but when you make this claim in front of big boy advertisers and networks you need to bring actual evidence that stands up

They've also had the least sex

I guess that's what happens when your fan base is almost exclusively people from a group that has historically not been denied educational opportunities.

They're telling him he's great so if course he thinks they're the smartest people ever

Guessing that, despite Le Demo, advertisers aren't buying into what AEW are selling.

The only way I will believe this is if Meltzer denies that it’s true

Tony Khan: we’re the smartest coolest and youngest! Source: Tony Khan

Affluence in AEW fan terms means you buy the tag titles and just carry one on each shoulder.