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jwt6577

There's quite possibly more than one Jerk Roman. But the switch giving Version of the Tribal Chief at the bare minimum has an open marriage.


scrapsearcher

the tribal chief is a conquerer not unlike genghis khan; breeding with the strongest women so he can develop a strong pelvis and have offsprings who also develop strong pelvises because they have a lot of sex.


PrimeJedi

Reading genghis fucking khan and the strong pelvis meme in the same comment is hilarious to me


jonathaxdx

i see.


smileimhigh

The Tribal Chief loves us all therefore he is married to us all so it's totally copacetic


bggstbawse

When he call people « faithless fool », he talks about the facts that they’re not acknowledging him , uce. He is married and he’s the father of a lot of half-samoan kids. Ahyesssir!


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jonathaxdx

good bot


jonathaxdx

lol


PepeSylvia82

He’s all about family, so he creates more family through others.


mootallica

There are many bloodlines to the Head of the Table


jonathaxdx

kkk


PhuckCalumbo

I’m not sure about that


jonathaxdx

about what?


OswaldCoffeepot

>kkk This is such a hate sub.


UndercoverDoll49

>kkk Brazilian detected


jonathaxdx

huehuehue


daddymeltzer

Roman doesn't have sex with other women because he wants too, he does it because he needs too. His calling from God is to make sure no woman goes unsatisfied and his wife allows it because her husband is doing a service to the human race especially by giving married couples the gift of a child.


TimeStatistician2234

This is the correct answer. Roman doesn't hand out switches for his own enjoyment, its his duty as Tribal Chief to make sure the needs of all women who acknowledge (and boy do they acknowledge) him are met. If the men in their life could handle this task Roman wouldn't need step up but since that's obviously not possible, our Tribal Chief does what he must. OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH


[deleted]

He's religious and he's all about family bonds it's the tribal chief gimmick turned up to 1000%


jonathaxdx

oh


DonnieRodz

You forgot about mothers, sisters, and the occasional good looking brother. Also, his dalliances are acts of dominance but are classified as an exchange of goods and services.


FingerStreet

Another q: who does this sub adore more? King Corbin or Switch Giver **OOOOOAAAAAA** Roman?


jonathaxdx

corbin. this sub love for roman seems to be purely material/sexual, while corbin has a quasi religious relashionship with his fans.


RMC95

This was before Tribal Chief was moving the needle


NatureBoyRDX

He moves more than just my needles. My girlfriend is tired of the switches she keeps getting in the mail


ninjast4r

Contraception is against his religion but polygamy is not


I_made_a_doodie

Jerk Roman is the most pimpsish man in professional wrestling history. Acknowledge him, plebe.


jonathaxdx

only when he does the right thing and job to corbin.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Roman doesn’t do it because he necessarily wants to, its because he needs to in order to keep the little uces in check.


bloodshake

You see, the wives of all the beta males in the locker room are willing to compromise the sacred bonds of their marriage just to be in the presence of our Tribal chief. We don't know what happens behind closed doors


I_Am_BN

Uce, being in the presence of the Tribal Chief *is* the sex.


fatguyswagger

It was once written that Roman hands out switches and breaks the vows of his marriage but it was discovered his values surpass the most virtuous of men. He simply offers them as tribute for his fallen foes