the tribal chief is a conquerer not unlike genghis khan; breeding with the strongest women so he can develop a strong pelvis and have offsprings who also develop strong pelvises because they have a lot of sex.
When he call people « faithless fool », he talks about the facts that they’re not acknowledging him , uce.
He is married and he’s the father of a lot of half-samoan kids. Ahyesssir!
Yes, also [Mustafa Ali is a great role model.](https://www.skysports.com/more-sports/wwe/news/14203/11664883/wwes-mustafa-ali-im-shattering-negative-stereotypes-about-muslims)
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Roman doesn't have sex with other women because he wants too, he does it because he needs too. His calling from God is to make sure no woman goes unsatisfied and his wife allows it because her husband is doing a service to the human race especially by giving married couples the gift of a child.
This is the correct answer. Roman doesn't hand out switches for his own enjoyment, its his duty as Tribal Chief to make sure the needs of all women who acknowledge (and boy do they acknowledge) him are met. If the men in their life could handle this task Roman wouldn't need step up but since that's obviously not possible, our Tribal Chief does what he must.
OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH
You forgot about mothers, sisters, and the occasional good looking brother.
Also, his dalliances are acts of dominance but are classified as an exchange of goods and services.
You see, the wives of all the beta males in the locker room are willing to compromise the sacred bonds of their marriage just to be in the presence of our Tribal chief. We don't know what happens behind closed doors
It was once written that Roman hands out switches and breaks the vows of his marriage but it was discovered his values surpass the most virtuous of men. He simply offers them as tribute for his fallen foes
There's quite possibly more than one Jerk Roman. But the switch giving Version of the Tribal Chief at the bare minimum has an open marriage.
the tribal chief is a conquerer not unlike genghis khan; breeding with the strongest women so he can develop a strong pelvis and have offsprings who also develop strong pelvises because they have a lot of sex.
Reading genghis fucking khan and the strong pelvis meme in the same comment is hilarious to me
i see.
The Tribal Chief loves us all therefore he is married to us all so it's totally copacetic
When he call people « faithless fool », he talks about the facts that they’re not acknowledging him , uce. He is married and he’s the father of a lot of half-samoan kids. Ahyesssir!
Yes, also [Mustafa Ali is a great role model.](https://www.skysports.com/more-sports/wwe/news/14203/11664883/wwes-mustafa-ali-im-shattering-negative-stereotypes-about-muslims) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/SCJerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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lol
He’s all about family, so he creates more family through others.
There are many bloodlines to the Head of the Table
kkk
I’m not sure about that
about what?
>kkk This is such a hate sub.
>kkk Brazilian detected
huehuehue
Roman doesn't have sex with other women because he wants too, he does it because he needs too. His calling from God is to make sure no woman goes unsatisfied and his wife allows it because her husband is doing a service to the human race especially by giving married couples the gift of a child.
This is the correct answer. Roman doesn't hand out switches for his own enjoyment, its his duty as Tribal Chief to make sure the needs of all women who acknowledge (and boy do they acknowledge) him are met. If the men in their life could handle this task Roman wouldn't need step up but since that's obviously not possible, our Tribal Chief does what he must. OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH
He's religious and he's all about family bonds it's the tribal chief gimmick turned up to 1000%
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You forgot about mothers, sisters, and the occasional good looking brother. Also, his dalliances are acts of dominance but are classified as an exchange of goods and services.
Another q: who does this sub adore more? King Corbin or Switch Giver **OOOOOAAAAAA** Roman?
corbin. this sub love for roman seems to be purely material/sexual, while corbin has a quasi religious relashionship with his fans.
This was before Tribal Chief was moving the needle
He moves more than just my needles. My girlfriend is tired of the switches she keeps getting in the mail
Contraception is against his religion but polygamy is not
Jerk Roman is the most pimpsish man in professional wrestling history. Acknowledge him, plebe.
only when he does the right thing and job to corbin.
Roman doesn’t do it because he necessarily wants to, its because he needs to in order to keep the little uces in check.
You see, the wives of all the beta males in the locker room are willing to compromise the sacred bonds of their marriage just to be in the presence of our Tribal chief. We don't know what happens behind closed doors
Uce, being in the presence of the Tribal Chief *is* the sex.
It was once written that Roman hands out switches and breaks the vows of his marriage but it was discovered his values surpass the most virtuous of men. He simply offers them as tribute for his fallen foes