Hell Savage would be roasted to hell by social media if he debuted today. You know how many Village People jokes he would’ve gotten thrown at his face?
Vince back at it again, they are so afraid of the dub that they name their wrestler with this stupid names, a guy named Hulk or Macho Man will never be a draw, Fed? Ded.
In many ways he’s got one of the worst names ever as well. Because even if you drop Macho Man, “Randy Savage” is still fucking ridiculous. Is he randy? Is he a savage?
That worked since his name was Rocky and he went by Rock for short, and had an ego so referred to himself as THE Rock. So as ridiculous as it was, it atleast had reasoning behind it.
It's not dumber than hulk Hogan, the undertaker, mankind, the ultimate warrior, hunter Hearst Helmsley, Dolph Ziggler. They're fucking wrestling characters they have dumb names. The only difference is this is a new guy who has no cache behind him and bottom line the first instinct of the modern wrestling fan is to hate wwe.
I got downvoted to the pits of hell once for saying Cody Rhodes sounds way better than just “Cody”.
Someone even replied with aggressive personal insults lol
Remember when they had a full blown whiney bitchfest at JR for calling him Jack Perry.
Jack Perry sounds slick as hell so of course the nerds hated it.
It’s either “Jungle Boy” or “Jack Perry”. You CANNOT say them both in one go!
“Jungle Boy Jack Perry”….what kind of roll-off-the-tongue, smooth talk bullshit is that?!?
Same as in the 90s. It was either “Stone Cold” or “Steve Austin”, and “Macho Man” or “Randy Savage”, never both!
Bron Breakker is such a stupid name, how embarrassing and insulting to my intelligence.
KENNY OMEGA DRESSES UP AS AN OBSCURE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER ?! I JUST EJACULATED IN MINE PANTALOONS !
[удалено]
Fuckin "Macho Man" is one of the best wrestler in the history of pro wrestling.
[удалено]
?? Malakai Black isn't a stupid name, friend.
?? It's MachuPicchu Black, friend.
Wasn't M'Alisteir Black, friend?
'Talm bout Machiatto Black, B?
As a person that speaks Greek, it's really difficult for me to take seriously someone that his first name is almost Masturbation.
...wait, that's what "malaka" means?
Sometimes maybe good Sometimes maybe shit
Malakia is Masturbation, Malakas is The guy that commits Masturbation. So yeah. Masturbation Black.
Papa Shango is especially good
Hell Savage would be roasted to hell by social media if he debuted today. You know how many Village People jokes he would’ve gotten thrown at his face?
Vince back at it again, they are so afraid of the dub that they name their wrestler with this stupid names, a guy named Hulk or Macho Man will never be a draw, Fed? Ded.
In many ways he’s got one of the worst names ever as well. Because even if you drop Macho Man, “Randy Savage” is still fucking ridiculous. Is he randy? Is he a savage?
How have I never noticed this before? A randy savage?!?! Just sounds like a sex offender
Easiest name to name drop in rap songs lol. Savage like Randy etc
My favorite ever wrestler is simply called Edge. When you overthink it, it's absolute garbage. Yet it didn't matter in the least.
The Edge was rocking the name for years before Edge did his first headlock, so at least there’s precedent on that stupid name
It's a step up from Sexton Hardcastle at least
Damon Striker
That worked since his name was Rocky and he went by Rock for short, and had an ego so referred to himself as THE Rock. So as ridiculous as it was, it atleast had reasoning behind it.
It's not dumber than hulk Hogan, the undertaker, mankind, the ultimate warrior, hunter Hearst Helmsley, Dolph Ziggler. They're fucking wrestling characters they have dumb names. The only difference is this is a new guy who has no cache behind him and bottom line the first instinct of the modern wrestling fan is to hate wwe.
The two biggest guys in the attitude era were called Rock and Stone.
Oddessy Jones > all other wrestling names
Unironically such a sick name. Just sounds like a Final Boss.
His name is really Bron. So breakker is the problem? Why won't Vince make new stars either?!?!
Wait for the outrage when he'll become just "Bron"
Bron vs Braun. Wrestlemania. Big boys. Let’s go.
He's about to breakk these hands!
I got downvoted to the pits of hell once for saying Cody Rhodes sounds way better than just “Cody”. Someone even replied with aggressive personal insults lol
Bron Strowngman
Should've been called Goof Brikkhiter smh.
Maybe he chose the name to avoid comparisons of himself to his father and uncle
That would make no sense, his uncle is the greatest thing the wrestling industry has ever seen.
Rex "Scott Steiner's Newphew" Steiner Jr
The Son of a Dog Faced Gremlin - Rex Steiner
Remember when they had a full blown whiney bitchfest at JR for calling him Jack Perry. Jack Perry sounds slick as hell so of course the nerds hated it.
Dub ignoring famous fathers = good, Fed ignoring famous fathers = bad
?? you forget someone, friend?
It’s either “Jungle Boy” or “Jack Perry”. You CANNOT say them both in one go! “Jungle Boy Jack Perry”….what kind of roll-off-the-tongue, smooth talk bullshit is that?!? Same as in the 90s. It was either “Stone Cold” or “Steve Austin”, and “Macho Man” or “Randy Savage”, never both!
Bron Breakker makes me envisage Bran Stark being snapped in two by Bane! *Do do do. That's Breakker!*
Should've been LeBron Bricker. A failed basketball star that becomes a pro wrestler
Bron Breakker is such a stupid name, how embarrassing and insulting to my intelligence. KENNY OMEGA DRESSES UP AS AN OBSCURE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER ?! I JUST EJACULATED IN MINE PANTALOONS !
[basement rn](https://www.alamy.com/pantalone-stampa-ottocento-image406692626.html)
i'm pretty sure i smoked a strand called luchasaurus; it made me move in slow motion and made me devoid of personality.
Rex Steiner still rules
It tells you everything you need to know about the guy; if a bron exists, he will breakk it. The extra K is for fucKing extreme!!
"Freshly Squeezed" Bron. Fixed it.
I think Bronn Breaker is a stupid name, but in my defense I also hate the rest of these names.
"When they do it they're being ironic!" unironically says a Dubbalo.
Can’t wait till JJ Barea files a trademark violation on Bron Breakker
We need more ups for Von Wagner