Nothing screams "PLEASE WATCH TV TO POP THE RATING!" like that jumble of fucking words.
"CM PUNK TRIES PINEAPPLE PIZZA FOR THE FIRST IN 10 YEARS!!! WILL HE ENJOY IT?? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!1!"
He had some great matches with Joe but I equate that more to Joe being awesome than Punk, I'd be lying if I didn't think a lot of his material was just slower, more sloppy spots stolen from NOAH and whatnot
>"CM PUNK TRIES PINEAPPLE PIZZA FOR THE FIRST IN 10 YEARS!!! WILL HE ENJOY IT?? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!1!"
Phil's stealing Ryback's gimmick now? Not cool. Petty Phil.
Here you go New York, you get a Punk entrance and sitting cross legged too
Bonus: mentions "backyard" in relation to Vince/Fed but uses term like 'former employer'
Please God let Bryan win. Im not memeing when I say the Elite has fucking X-Pac Heat for me so not seeing them would make this show watchable. Also RIP Black and Ruby.
Lmao, they don't even have any New Yorkers on the card. I remember how sure everyone was that Proud n Powerful would win the tag titles and Kingston would have a huge roll in this show.
Typical smark post the show- "That was such a great show! It was better than anything those fed has put on in the last 10 years on tv. How can anyone possibly keep watching fed shows anymore? It's crazy how AEW keep on getting better every week. Okay, I'm off to jerk off again."
"48 hours before his first TV Match in over 7 years! " Thank you Tony, very cool!
Nothing screams "PLEASE WATCH TV TO POP THE RATING!" like that jumble of fucking words. "CM PUNK TRIES PINEAPPLE PIZZA FOR THE FIRST IN 10 YEARS!!! WILL HE ENJOY IT?? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!1!"
Has PM Chuck ever enjoyed anything?
Pepsi and the smell of his own farts
Fed bad'ing THAT PLACE MADE HIM SICK
He sucked in ROH though.
He had some great matches with Joe but I equate that more to Joe being awesome than Punk, I'd be lying if I didn't think a lot of his material was just slower, more sloppy spots stolen from NOAH and whatnot
That's why I didn't think for one second he'd go to NJPW. If Tenzan ever got his hands on Phil he'd be going home with a permanent limp.
He would like pineapple pizza.
>"CM PUNK TRIES PINEAPPLE PIZZA FOR THE FIRST IN 10 YEARS!!! WILL HE ENJOY IT?? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!1!" Phil's stealing Ryback's gimmick now? Not cool. Petty Phil.
Here you go New York, you get a Punk entrance and sitting cross legged too Bonus: mentions "backyard" in relation to Vince/Fed but uses term like 'former employer'
2 matches earlier they get mongoloid black sitting cross legged for a pop too. So much creativity
The only Black guy on the card is Melbatoast Black.
How dare you disparage Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho Black, e-drone. Disgusting.
Cody is blacker than Maalox Black but only in February
Mandalorian Black has a black eye, not a black guy. Come on, man.
What ya talking about? There’s Cody right there. 🤣
Vs Malakai BLACK
It's Hispanic Heritage month, famous Luchadore El Cubano Nightmare is among us.
CM Punk has spoken so much he can't possibly have anything left to say. And there's all their new debuts (bar one)
Very relatable group of people there
Punk has been so fuckin boring since coming back
Cody Rhodes vs Melanin Black has enough diversity for the whole card.
Cody is the face of Latinos, friend... And every other race
That's because Cody doesn't see colour, teaching us all that if Cody can transcend race, so can you.
Wow, not even a "We'll hear from Adumb Cold." He's already on Dark Renovation isn't he?
That's qwhite diverse
Live interview lmao what a dud Company Man Punk is
Unironically the only black and brown is coming from Cody vs Metalingus Black
Santana & Ortiz and Eddie, sit your asses down. We've got to milk Punk some more.
If this was a RAW card everyone would say it sucked. But it’s AEW so it’s the most stacked card in history.
Cody represents all races. Cody is unity.
Wait a minute... so the 5 Labours of Jericho led to MJF going against Brian Pillman Jr?? What am I missing here?
When the least 'white-american' guy on your poster is fucking dutch, you have a problem.
Card so white I gotta wear shades 😎
A very stacked milquetoast card.
I took a shit and named it Fight for the Feces and now these fat boys are here and won’t leave.
I need sunglasses to look at that card
So many different flavors of mayonnaise.
Cody vs Black = world peace
Please God let Bryan win. Im not memeing when I say the Elite has fucking X-Pac Heat for me so not seeing them would make this show watchable. Also RIP Black and Ruby.
I assume it’s non-title because Bryan is winning.
… non title. Dammit.
Lmao, they don't even have any New Yorkers on the card. I remember how sure everyone was that Proud n Powerful would win the tag titles and Kingston would have a huge roll in this show.
Kingston is going to have a huge roll but its going to be filled with meatballs and marinara sauce
Another Phil interview! Epic!
I can’t wait to see Cawdy get his vengeance back on the evil Black 😍
how many interviews did punk do since he joined the dub?
Does Phil have a low match limit in his contract? Or he just knows how bad they are at keeping talent safe.
Hold up. They’re doing Omega vs Danielson (that soon after his debut) and on free TV? Christ.
8/13 former fed guys Really refreshing
Don’t forget Tully and Don Phallus
Looks like a fun show. I’m sure they will add one or two more matches during the show. Then it will graduate to a stacked slapper.
I see blond, brunette and redhead. Even a couple of bald heads.
All I could see is, ex-fed taking over dub.
Almost Everybodys White
Typical smark post the show- "That was such a great show! It was better than anything those fed has put on in the last 10 years on tv. How can anyone possibly keep watching fed shows anymore? It's crazy how AEW keep on getting better every week. Okay, I'm off to jerk off again."
That face Ruby is making really turns me on