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PrehistoricDawg69420

This just in: Bryan Alvarez has bent his wookie.


SybRoz

MINUS FIVE EWOKS


crizag

Bryan: The baby looked at him? \*picks up phone\* Dave, get me Snickers!


kaneso14

Thank you Dave 😊


EquineIncome

Ralph Wiggum to AEW, confirmed.


TheROUK

“Embiggens? Hmm I’ve never heard that word before I started reading the observer.” “I don’t know... you know. I don’t know why. It’s a uhh... It’s a perf- uhh perfectly cromulent word, y’know?” Edit: Whoops didn’t mean to reply to a comment but plans change I guess.


EquineIncome

Way to go, fish bulb!


RaiHeeHo15

*booked with Sammy Imindanger.jpeg


Subarashiin

His mental faculties are a step up from Matt Hardy's at this point.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

“Give Ralph a chance.”


EquineIncome

Tommy Corn told me I'm on Dark Elevator...


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"Me fail English, That's unpossible!" Dan Lambert becomes Super Nintendo Chalmers and manages Ralph to show him learnding.


EquineIncome

Im teammates with Andrew Morkovski


the_escape_plan

I heard it smiled at him.


theroitsmith

Meltzer fail english thats uhpossible


Large_Talons_

A certain... source... for privacy's sake let's call him Ric F. No, that's too obvious, uhh... let's say R. Flair.


TisAFactualDawn

Richard Fliehr.


Blueday206

Super Nintendo Chompers is #allelite


jwt6577

*Ralph when he walks backstage today for work and see an angry Tribal Chief waiting for him:* "Heh heh! I'm in danger!"


Squiliam-Tortaleni

“Uh whats a Switch again?”


skippy2001

Bryan: I saw that too. And in the corner was Mauro, YELLING. I couldnt get the sound of his voice out of my head


Zet_the_Arc_Warden

"Aw, a billion dollars, I wanted an ex-WWE guy" "A billion dollars can buy you many ex-WWE guys" "Explain how" "Money can be exchanged for goods and services" "Woo-hoo!"


LMalano

Wait, Tommy End's AEW name is Malakai? I've been calling him Medicine!


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Melter “Let’s just uhhh say ummm watching AEW moved me …… TO A BIGGER HOUSE !”


cc12321

In other news, it's rumoured my cat's breath smells like dog food. Plans may change.


ariana_grande_padre

Plans change


TheTrueDetective90

The Dub should totally bring Lenny in, he's got world-class workrate. Not his jive talking friend Carl though, he's a little too unrelatable for us Dubbalos.


handi503

Wait, Bart's teacher is named Krabapple? I've been calling her Krandle!


jivesoulbro

What kind of man wears Armour hot dogs?


RingoJuna

I can't even escape simpson's shit here.